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Anonymous Fri Dec 16 10:26:16 2022 No.18703788 [Reply] [Original]

Hey do you guys ever get those really deep gurgley farts? The ones that you can feel right in your hip and pelvis. The really deep ones that make ripples and makes your skin feel hollow? I live for those farts. Not smelling them thats gross. Doing them. Doing them drives me. Everyday I manipulate my sitting positions and my adaptive breathing measures to encapsulate more fart in my intestines. I end the day snug as a bug in a rug tucked in by 73 year old mom from head to toe and I cock my leg up and I arch my lower back and I rumble the head boards. I love those gurgley bastards. I live for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 10:27:21 2022 No.18703794 >he doesnt smell his own farts youre missing out on one of the greatest of lifes pleasures

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 10:28:17 2022 No.18703796 >>18703788 this is the food and cooking board >>>/vg/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 10:32:00 2022 No.18703800 >>18703796 My mistake I'll ask there thanks

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