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>> No.18695805

>>18695371
I sometimes have trouble understanding this is a real human with goals and aspirations that willingly chooses to eat like this

>> No.18695819

>>18695371
Ob boy it's only been 17 hours since I saw every jack webm, egg man, and retarded tik tok zoomers making abominations God could never forgive and will likely result in him abandoning humanity in favor of nuclear holocaust and starting over.

>> No.18695867

>>18695819
finally someone who understands

>> No.18695906

>>18695819
Make some webms! It's not hard.

>> No.18696018
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>> No.18696042

>>18696018
why did you post this

>> No.18696047

>>18695819
It's the only way they get any socialization. Let them repost the same webms they have for years.

>> No.18696049
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First the king...

>> No.18696050

>>18695371
Perfectly fine if it's rotisserie chicken or leftover chicken from broth. I would do the same

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>>18696049
...then the queen

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She could also be our queen

>> No.18696063

>>18696018
answer me: why did you post this? there was no reason to post it and yet you did it anyway

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>> No.18696073

>>18696061
That's pretty cool.

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>>18696073
I get such a hard on when I see her with those milking devices on her udders

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>> No.18696138

>>18696080
The fuck is this

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>> No.18696150

>>18696130
No matter how often I watch this I will never not laugh until I cry. That 800°C, seemingly hour long bonfire he lights around that drum, and how carefully he lifts it after the fire has burned out, like he is expecting to reveal the finest, most delicious Michelin star grade chickens mankind has ever seen, and then those pathetic burnt out charcoal husks come to light.

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OC, never been posted before

>> No.18696257

>>18696103
I've watched her do this and said to my screen not to put that ground beef in the water :( she never listens

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>>18695371

>> No.18696280

>>18696061
>braces
check
>blonde
check
>nerdy glasses look
check
>not fat
check
>super milky mommy titties
checked so hard

Her husband is a lucky dude.

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>> No.18696313

>>18696049
How would a person in that situation convey himself elsewhere?

>> No.18696327

>>18696264
Comfy

>> No.18696400

>>18696307
the heat of the egg cooks the egg

>> No.18696532

>>18695371
webm threads should be an autoban.

>> No.18696566

>>18696138
finnish eggs

>> No.18696585

>>18696058
>queen
QRD? I havent been on /ck/ for a while. Why is ths webm memed so much?

>> No.18696608

>>18696585
It's on the whole site no good reason

>> No.18696616

>>18696585
It's just a fun little troll that gets the MRAs and incels seething.

>> No.18696625

>>18696616
Where?

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>>18696400

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>>18696049
HOW
ANSWER ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW HOW

>> No.18696714

>>18696625
Can't you see every single post itt is seething so much and so butthurt over that webm? Lmao trolled em so good

>> No.18696717

>>18696093
Why do britbongs live like this?

>> No.18696722

>>18696307
That's the weirdest thing about "japanese customs". They have TV shows where they have random Japanese people try to follow them and they all struggle.

>> No.18696748

Damn I miss old /ck/

>> No.18696749

>>18696061
Cream of the crop. No pun intended

>> No.18696762

>>18696049
How egg

>> No.18696840

>>18696722
I think most countries have traditional customs that the younger generations don't enjoy, like British kids and eating jellied eels, Spanish kids and bull fighting, or American kids and getting shot.

>> No.18696841

>>18696066
lmao

>> No.18696858

>>18696307
the egg of the cooks rice the heat

>> No.18696868

>>18696061
I wish they had a cut of her husband as some grinning ear to ear mand
who knows just how lucky he is lol

>> No.18696870

>>18696307
The heat of a BWC's cum cooks the japanese female's ovary eggs.

>> No.18696872

>>18696130
VULCANIZED

>> No.18696879

I'm cooking. Join us /ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWNxkPr5iWs

>> No.18696895

>>18696240
I would say he was stupid to not choose another clear beverage or it would give it away, but then I remembered Mexicans don’t drink anything other than modelo and Coca Cola so that would be even more suspicious.

>> No.18696948

>>18696093
should have used something to cover his shirt desu

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>>18696077

>> No.18696994

>>18696879
What is cooking, I don't speak the language. Twirl wooden spoon if you see this.

>> No.18697005

>>18696994
It's Swedish. It's japanese curry

>> No.18697007

>>18695371
Absolutely disgusting.
Hideous modernist decor.

>> No.18697009

>>18696018
Thanks for making people with dyed hair look bad

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>>18697007
Where is your respect for the food geek?

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>>18696966

>> No.18697026

>>18697018
i recall my RE book having this image in it and it said something like "the person who took this image killed themselves because of the horror"
such a weird thing to put in a 12 year olds fucking religious education book

>> No.18697038

>>18695371
What's the deal with this guy? Every video I see of him is some aggressively basic food and then him looking weirdly arrogant. Is it some sort of mgtow community?

>> No.18697042
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>>18697038
https://www.youtube.com/@matgeek/videos
Famous Swedish chef

>> No.18697043

>>18697018
how can you be laughing at this? a fucking child is dying

>> No.18697047

>>18697043
and if that child dies it is vulture food and thus continues life

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>> No.18697051

>>18697014
what a spectacular time we live in, where I can anonymously pay some flea bitten ukrainians to write shit on artillery shells and shoot them at vatniks for my personal entertainment

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>> No.18697056

>>18697048
oh my god he cooked something that looked edible

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>> No.18697070

>>18697005
Thank you anon!

>> No.18697072

>>18697014
does tiktok allow people (incl pretty prominent ones) post such overtly political videos? especially pretty serious ones like this? imagine youtube would take such videos down

>> No.18697075

>>18697072
State-owned Swedish media seethed
https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/uppsala/influencerns-julhalsning-vacker-kritik-skickas-ivag-pa-en-ukrainsk-granat

>> No.18697076

>>18697043
Yeah but he's african so the bird might get aids after eating him lol

>> No.18697080

>>18695371
what's wrong with this? it's functionally the same as my cold leftover turkey sandwiches with mayo

>> No.18697085

>>18697076
theres nothing fucking funny about aids so shut the fuck up loser
african children is fine though let em die

>> No.18697089

>>18697068
that probably reeks of farts from the raw boiled broccoli infused broth

>> No.18697093

>>18697089
whenever someone insults your food culture, its not americans or british being edgy
its most likely the yuros being fucking braindead

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>>18696138

suomenmunat

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>> No.18697108

>>18697075
so he's not necessarily funding the rockets but made a deal with some ukraine soldiers to have some message written on the ones they do have for 300 euro?
didn't pewdiepie get in big trouble for something similar a few yrs back lol

>> No.18697128

>>18697048
Imagine how dirty that butcher block is from birds and other creatures landing on it and shitting on it. Swedes are disgusting

>> No.18697129

>>18697108
It's probably not even real, the whole thing is probably staged and he just donated money to Cokelensky

>> No.18697134

>>18697108
>didn't pewdiepie get in big trouble for something similar a few yrs back lol
No, pewds hired some indian children to say "kill all jews" or something similar, it's still on youtube last I checked.

>> No.18697139

>>18697014
Based lmao

>> No.18697144

>>18697043
how is this logic exactly any different from someone laughing at anything ever and telling them "BUT THE CHIIIILLDRENN ANON!! THEYRE DYING YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD"

>> No.18697151

>>18696840
kek

>> No.18697164

>>18697106
isn't this that sexy dude who passed away leaving this world too early when we needed him most?

>> No.18697224

>>18697043
>a fucking child is dying
Im pretty sure they are dead by now.

>> No.18697256

>>18697042
That doesn't really explain much, why do Swedes like him? The videos I've seen are basically devoid of content, it'd be like someone getting famous in /diy/ circles for posting short videos of them tightening bolts.

>> No.18697274

>>18697256
Ask Sverigetråden on /int/
>>>/int/175047365

>> No.18697298

>>18696585
Happy woman made incels seethe, consequently posted ad infinitum.

>> No.18697337

>>18697274
I get the impression that any legit answer will simply be lost in translation.

>> No.18697344

>>18697337
i know this is about danish but I want to post it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

>> No.18697425

>>18697043
I'm not crying over birb fewd

>> No.18697438

>>18697014
that's got to be hard on the ears

>> No.18697457

>>18696042
just so you could get here

>> No.18697469

>>18696313
upboat

>> No.18697479

>>18697051
oh boy i chuckled hard. thank you, anon

>> No.18697490

is there a single fucking webm where one can actually learn some new idea or actually cook in this fucking board

>> No.18697492

>>18696061
Wow

>> No.18697530

>>18697042
Bork bork bork?

>> No.18697580

>>18696280
>>not fat
Just wait for her to stop lactating. She's probably burning like 3,000 calories a day or more making milk

>> No.18697675

>>18697490
>actual cooking
You're on the wrong board man

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>>18695819
>>18697490
I'll dump some real ones

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>>18697693

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>>18697697

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>>18697721

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>>18697723

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>>18697732

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>>18697738

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>>18697750

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>>18697752

>> No.18697803

>>18697026
It's true. The journalist who took that picture killed himself.

Although, I learned that in photojournalism at University, not sure why RE teachers outside of Iran are teaching about suicide.

>> No.18697817

>>18697068
>How to turn yourself into a hot air balloon.

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>>18696018

>> No.18697845

>>18697735
>Quiche nobrain

>> No.18697846

>>18696080
If he just mixed it up at the end the heat of the egg would have cooked the egg

>> No.18697863

>>18697723
this looks great, thanks

>> No.18697902

>>18697693
my dumbass nodding away at this for a minute thinking I was cooking wrong (I make sweet potato like that) until I read your post

>> No.18697947

>>18697068
Do Swedes really?

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>> No.18698206

>>18697693
>melted butter
>VEGETARIAN PARMESAN
what the fuck

>> No.18698215

Antbody have that webm of two fags eating polenta off a table?

>> No.18698217

>>18698206
Dairy products aren't meat, you donut

>> No.18698225

>>18698217
so then why call it vegetarian you colossal shit pusher

>> No.18698292

>>18698217
the reason to eat an "alternative" to cheese is because you're vegan, so it doesnt make sense either way

>> No.18698312

>>18698225
How else they'd trick people into watching /buying their stuff then?

>> No.18698335

>>18696840
i don't think brits ever liked jellied eels, it's poverty food and not the good kind

>> No.18698359

>>18697164
Hopefully

>> No.18698403

>>18697298
I just thought she's cute

>> No.18698436

>>18696058
i hope this fucking cunt dies

>> No.18698465

>>18696966
I remember this being every college students windows 2000 wall paper. fucking NG guy committed suicide. RIP Kevin Carter.

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>> No.18698493

>>18698035
would

>> No.18698506

>>18696018
>>18697009
yeah, people with dyed hair didn't need any help ruining their reputation you ANIMAL

>> No.18698508

>>18698471
kek

>> No.18698522

>>18697072
are you under the impression that political videos are not allowed on youtube or tictok?

>> No.18698528

>>18696061
why is there no mothers milk made into cheese?

>> No.18698539

>>18696585
she cute

>> No.18698542

>>18696722
nah the problem with Japanese TV is it's 90% reaction content, like the way Youtube is going now.
even stuff on Japanese TV that's mildly interesting is always presented in a way that's some faggot celebrity you dont care about reacting to it, with a box in the corner showing other celebrity's reactions.

>> No.18698548

>>18697490
>or actually cook in this fucking board
this is where you fucked up
/ck/ is just a food-themed combination of /v/, /b/, /int/ and /pol/ and always has been

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>> No.18698627

>>18698035
Oh cool its a fat sandwich featuring grease and more grease plus extra grease and the fucker who made it is Jimmy NuMale's hippy boomer dad

>> No.18698639

>>18698225
Because it is vegetarian, which is different from vegan, you ESL retard. Vegans don't eat any animal product; vegetarians don't eat meat but will consume milk, eggs, honey, etc

>> No.18698646

>>18698581
>let's just le boil the fish
I bet that tastes like stinky pussy

>> No.18698658

>>18698646
tastelet

>> No.18698669

>>18698528
There is, but it's black market and you can't afford it. High end gourmet HuCheese is like shit that billionaires buy because they're rich weirdos and you're not just gonna find le dark web marketplace - it's some true rich people shit, sorry bub, and its mostly commissioned anyway, it's not like any of the producers have extra

>> No.18698675

>>18698658
It's boiled fish. That's fucking gross.

>> No.18698846

>>18698206
>>18698225
vegetarian =/= vegan you fucking idiot
vegetarians just don't like killing animals which is fine, its vegans that are deluded and think that milking a cow is abusive

>> No.18698859

>>18696103
why is this wrong

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>>18696018
>Mfw when watching this webm m

>> No.18698881

>>18696714
It's gotten to the point where all the seething chuds have been btfo so hard by rational responses that most of them have become too scared to reply anymore.

>> No.18698954

>>18698539
where do you live that she is more then average?
the Congo?

>> No.18698966

>>18696093
The Quintessential Anglo

>> No.18699015

>>18697075
I'm not a fan of svt but covering the responses is not seething

>> No.18699023

>>18695819
Just close the page faggot

>> No.18699030

>>18697051
Don't be ridiculous, that shell is headed straight for kiev, probably to hit some 7 year old so they can get more gibs.

>> No.18699036

>>18697014
Faggot

>> No.18699046

>>18697817
>>18697089
>americans in charge of not having fucked up genetics

>> No.18699064

>>18698465
Kek what a faggot.

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>> No.18699072

>>18696840
>R/murderedbywords
xD

>> No.18699097

>>18699066
What's her problem?

>> No.18699112

>>18698581
kshatriya energy

>> No.18699119

>>18697014
Heh

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>> No.18699168

>>18698954
Cope.

>> No.18699193

>>18699097
Too cute.

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>>18699030
That, sadly, is probably true.

>> No.18699246

>>18699046
did I strike a nerve?

>> No.18699291

>>18696061
>if you want breasr milk, I have some
Does she accept walk-ins?

>> No.18699302

>>18697256
>why do Swedes like him?
What makes you think Swedes like him?
Do Americans in general like Ja/ck/?
As usual it's just artists reposting garbage content to irritate everyone.

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>>18699066
Lol what a dumb bitch

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>> No.18699315

how many hours of his life has this nigger wasted posting this swede cuck lmfao

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>> No.18699317

>>18698217
>>18698312
>>18698639
>>18698846
>Butter, a product coming from milk is fine
>Parmesan, a product coming from milk is not

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>> No.18699324

>>18699317
lol

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>> No.18699331

>>18698206
>>18699317
Rennet you spergs. You need digestive enzymes to turn milk into cheese, which we used to mostly get from slaughtered calves.

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>>18699315
>he doesn't know
Corpse laughter

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>> No.18699358

>>18696047
You are 100% parroting something you overheard your mom tell your dad about you or something. That is such a callous and feminine line.

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>> No.18699370

>>18698581
They sure do love their onions

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>>18699315

>> No.18699373

>>18699358
truth hurts huh. touch grass and go talk to people irl instead of whatever you think you get out of spamming the same webms here lmfao

>> No.18699374

>>18699367
Stop stinking up the webm thread spamming this dude

>> No.18699378

>>18699303
>>18699308
>>18699313
>>18699316
>>18699319
>>18699320
>>18699325
>>18699333
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>>18699349
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>>18699354
>>18699355
>>18699360
>>18699367
>>18699372
is this jacks cousin?

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>>18699378
va

>> No.18699392

>>18697014
Based as hell

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>> No.18699399

>>18696049
How does he get out tho?

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>> No.18699421

yes damn what a yarn

>> No.18699432

>>18697043
and they're gonna keep dying so i would rather leave /ck/ with a smile on my face

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>>18697043

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>> No.18699478

>>18699374
Literally giving him the attention he wants, you dumbass

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>> No.18699497

>>18697093
god i fucking hate namefags so much. kill yourself and take your piss quality shitposts with you

>> No.18699499

THE FOOD GEEK PEDOPHILE

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>> No.18699519

>>18697732
potatoe

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Do y'all watch Burger Dudes?

>> No.18699554

>>18698627
Smooth that edge dude

>> No.18699573

>>18696307
Homo rice

>> No.18699596

>>18698471
those shots of strawberries getting squashed between panes of glass are pretty fucking neato

>> No.18699627

>>18697085
Based normie! I welcome the normalization of 4chan, better late than never.

>> No.18699629

>>18696061
Rightful heir
>>18696058
Slut uslurper

>> No.18699679

>>18696058
I love her

>> No.18699690

>>18699395
This would be really good

>> No.18699708

>>18699342
Who was in the wrong here

>> No.18699711

>>18699690
It was good until the butter and cheese came in.

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>It was good until the butter and cheese came in.

>> No.18699725

>>18696061
After our first boy was born my wife was pumping like this, to the point she filled up our fridge’s freezer. I think we wound up donating like a gallon of it or something? It’s been like 6 years I don’t remember what we did with all that. Her tits are humongous btw and yeah I was grinning ear to ear every time she’d have to get milked, and even more when she told me she thought it was hot too.

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>soy quoting me

>> No.18699732

>>18695819
>>18696047
based

>> No.18699734

>>18699714
Hormones in all food generally/bad water/genetics is more likely to contribute to that than a vegan diet. If anything someone who is vegan would probably have less exposure to growth hormones

>> No.18699736

>>18699734
lol

>> No.18699791

>>18696061
MOMMY MILKIES ME HUNGY

>> No.18699816

>>18696840
I'm 32 and norf England as fuck, and I've never once encountered jellied eels or even heard anyone speak of them.

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>> No.18700000

>>18699816
leave your mum's basement for once then neet

>> No.18700003

>>18699816
Jellied Eels are from London, dummy. Why would the norf eat eels when eels don't swim in the norf?

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>> No.18700306

>>18699378
I mean, at least the food this guy makes looks edible... most of the time. more like ja/ck/s big brother

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>> No.18700506

>>18697745
>"Healthy" recipe
>Starts off looking great
>Ok now throw an ungodly amount of sugar in
Every fucking time

>> No.18700511

>>18700000
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

>> No.18700554

>>18696142
>Okay? I don't see the issue with this one, she's just making a stuffed burger. Honestly it'll probably come out pretty good once she coo-"
>Ah... there it is.

>> No.18700777

>>18699714
>vegan
>no sperms
>tranny 'gf'
>gasp, what a shock

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>> No.18700789

>>18700783
Diabetic coma: the drink

>> No.18700803

>>18696077
that actually made me cough and dry heave when he drank some of it and i don't do that

>> No.18700812

>>18696895
Modelo is black

>> No.18700814

>>18700783
I am literally salivating watching this

>> No.18700818

>>18697068
Jesus no wonder their suicide rate is so high

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>> No.18700867

>>18700783
Looks like he's about to puke at the end. I'd drink that minus the powder, just to say I did. Probably way too sweet though.

>> No.18700926

>>18699157
here's your future tradwife bro

>> No.18700934

>>18697068
protestantism and it's consequences have been a disaster for the food

>> No.18700976

>>18700783
Raw flour, lol this guy is gonna poison someone. He's also a teetotaller so I'm not sure why he's made his entire brand "guy who makes cocktails"

>> No.18701007

>>18700837
I'd bake her cake if you know what I mean.

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>>18697043
>b-but think of the children!
I do that every time I masturbate.

>> No.18701271

>>18701007
wow that was really fucking funny normaltard.
>see 2 seconds of some attention seeking whore
>HURNGH I'D FUCK HER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL DURRR I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT LOL

just learn to shut your fucking mouth you little bitch. i'll kill your entire family for being such a stupid normal cunt

>> No.18701398

>>18697043
there's also a lot of deaths you don't see, what about these?

>> No.18701407

>>18699497
good jov im not a name fag and did it to make a joke

>> No.18701416

>>18700470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc&ab_channel=AdultSwim

>> No.18701422

>>18700470
>>18700483
>>18700489
>>18700492
Cute

>> No.18701424

>>18699725
I'm so fucking jealous. My soon to be wife is right on the line that she'll be a petite titcow if we (I) get lucky

>> No.18701452

>>18697845
underrated post

>> No.18701779

>>18697068
what the actual fuck scandis?

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>> No.18701988

>>18696058
Now that is a punchable face

>> No.18702117

>>18697047
>>18697076
>>18697144
>>18697224
>>18697425
>>18699432
>>18699434
>>18701239
you people are actually fucking disgusting. I try to bring a little serious comparison to this thread and you joke about little kids dying. jesus christ have mercy on our souls

>> No.18702122

>>18701407
>i was simply PRETENDING to be retarded!!!
Ironic shitposting is what?

>> No.18702154

>>18702117
how is this logic exactly any different from someone laughing at anything ever and telling them "BUT THE CHIIIILLDRENN ANON!! THEYRE DYING YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD"

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>>18700783
>friend telling me about this person
>"man i wish i had his life, he cooks and all the pretty white women are all over him, what a lucky man!"
>tell him that he's gay and all those white women are just friends
>he gets upset

>> No.18702231

>>18699157
>Streamers can't even chop vegetables

>> No.18702251

>>18702122
>>i was simply PRETENDING to be retarded!!!
who are you quoting?
i literally changed my name for one comment and forgot to change it back, grow up and get real schoolboy.

>> No.18702258

>>18702157
that probably weighs as much as one of my entire legs wearing steel to cap boots

>> No.18702261

>>18699157
Is this what low iq looks like?

>> No.18702264

>>18702261
no, those are called females.

>> No.18702267

>>18700483
>>18700470
These webms are annoying because no little hamster or gerbil walks up at the end to enjoy the meal.

>> No.18702274

>>18701271
>>18701007
ngl i dont know what you mean but i'd have anal with her

>> No.18702279

>>18697009
First day on 4chan, dangerhair?

>> No.18702287

>>18702274
I would her anal as well into a wheelie flip and back into her, twice. She would look back and ask anon how did you do that and I would just smile say that my speciality. :)

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>>18702117
The fuck you mean "you people"?

>> No.18702322

>>18702287
holy smokes! i'll do that too!

>> No.18702342

>>18697014
slavs die god laughs

>> No.18702359

>>18696264
Man, love me some al pastor.

>> No.18702368

>>18697580
I guess we'll have to make sure she never stops lactating. Darn it.

>> No.18702412

>>18697725
every recipe has you start with garlic but in my experience garlic burns way too quickly

>> No.18702419

>>18696077
I am so excited to hear how slow and agonizing his death will be. He deserves to feel every second of it.

>> No.18702437

>>18697014
Imagine being an apolitical pacifist,
paypigging for youtube recipe videos and finding out your money bought a bomb that was dropped on 18 year old conscripts.

>> No.18702501

>>18700000
HOLY SHIT

>> No.18702514

>>18702117
based anon proving everyone posting here aren't heartless cunts

>> No.18702542

>>18702157
There's probably an american out there that ate all of that in a single sitting, with a large bottle of coke, and a party sized bag of chip.

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>>18696142
>>18696049
>>18696093
>>18696264
>>18696307
>>18697068
>>18697048
>>18697042
>>18697014
>>18698581
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>>18699395
>>18699407
>>18699416
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>>18699420
>>18699434
>>18699439
>>18699442
>>18699490
>>18699508

AMERICANS, AMIRITE?!

>> No.18702844

>>18702797
Whyd you (You) me when my webm was Japanese

>> No.18702861

>>18702117
Snowflake

>> No.18703163

>>18701989
i'd eat that though i'd put the cheese sauce on the side

>> No.18703383

>>18699157
Lmao big lyds
She is incredibly useless
She doesn't cook at all
Baked beans and prawn crackers her favourite food
Hope she dies desu

>> No.18703780

>>18697043
Go back

>> No.18703798

>>18696103
There are some good hot dog chili recipes that call for boiling beef in water.

>> No.18703971

>>18697723
>non-stick
Stopped watching after that

>> No.18703991

>>18697085
Aids is real funny to me
>>18702117
That pic isn't even legit, the photographer or something placed them for the picture