/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18687875]

It's up bros
What do we think?
https://youtu.be/ILuyVhSWu1w

[Anonymous No.18687939]

>>18687875
>if i can do chili i can do this
this is not gonna end well

[Anonymous No.18687945]

>>18687939
Honestly was one of his more successful attempts

[Anonymous No.18687948]

His recent health scare was 100% a third stroke

[Anonymous No.18687951]

>>18687948
It wasn't him, it was his daughter. Shes ok now

[Anonymous No.18687988]

he probably made by weight as much frosting as the cake itself. disgusting
also he doesnt know what a kraken is, cmon man

[Anonymous No.18688232]

>>18687951
He was hospitalized a couple weeks ago and blamed it on stress

[Anonymous No.18688233]

This would be completely unidentifiable if you didn’t know the title of the video. What the fuck is this shit.

[Anonymous No.18688494]

>his sauce isn't for sale in any stores
>his sauce isn't even for sale ON HIS OWN SAUCE WEBSITE

[Anonymous No.18688506]

>>18688233
panettone

[Anonymous No.18688512]

>>18687875
He's changed the theme music. This is HUGE news.

[Anonymous No.18688523]

>>18687945
Hm, your right. There doesn't seem anything particularly wrong with it. I'd have went without frosting and soaked the pudding in whisky, but this should be alright.

[Anonymous No.18688527]

>>18688512
its his holiday theme

[Anonymous No.18688534]

>>18688494
The company is defunct
He doesnt make it anymore
he tried selling it off for like $50k

[Anonymous No.18688554]

>>18687875
daredevil or supercharger nothing less

[Anonymous No.18688563]

>>18688534
He still links the shit in his fucking descriptions anyway kek

[Anonymous No.18689825]

>>18687875
Morbid like everything else he makes

[Anonymous No.18689895]

>>18687875
where is his teeth!?

[Anonymous No.18689898]

My favorite genre of Jack video is the ones where he buys a product he obviously doesnt know how to use, refuses to read the instructions, and then gets overly mad at it and gives it a scathing review.

[Anonymous No.18689922]

>>18689898
Angry jack is the best jack

[Anonymous No.18691613]

>>18689898

[Anonymous No.18691626]

Feeling bad for him, desu. He is a failure in every way.

[Anonymous No.18691630]

>>18691613
Why did he flip it

[Anonymous No.18691640]

>>18691626
I only started feeling bad after his 3rd or 4th stroke or how many he is at rn
it's just not the same anymore, before I was laughing at a retard but now I would be laughing at a disabled retard which feels wrong

[Anonymous No.18691739]

Why does his dead arm and hand look massive compared to the left?

[Anonymous No.18691749]

>>18691613

[Anonymous No.18691755]

>>18691640
He's only at two, possibly three. It just looks like he has had more than that because he never changed his lifestyle and never did his arm exercises so it just atrophied over time.

[Anonymous No.18691762]

>>18691613
Didnt that company make him make another video saying he used it wrong and back track on his review of it?

[Anonymous No.18691768]

>>18691762
He used their product objectively incorrectly, gave it a terrible review, and told his audience not to buy it so yeah

[Anonymous No.18691786]

>>18691613
Whats the name of this review?
>>18691749
Kek

[Anonymous No.18691787]

>>18691640
I mean I don't shit on him on his cooking as much before the stroke, but I will shit on him for not giving an actual effort for his health after the stroke.

[Anonymous No.18691794]

>>18691787
His first stroke was over ten years ago and his second like what, four or five?

[Anonymous No.18691795]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.18691799]

>>18691630
jack is a content machine and this was planned

[Anonymous No.18691801]

>>18691799
I think you're giving the guy too much credit.

[Anonymous No.18691803]

How does he have so many subscribers but such little engagement?

[Anonymous No.18691818]

For me, it's the date night video

[Anonymous No.18691831]

>>18691818
What's the matter man? Your girlfriend doesnt want to eat green potatoes, roadkill chicken, and store bought cool whip cheesecake?

[Anonymous No.18691833]

>>18691803
Curse of being big on YouTube early on. People get bored of the routine, don't unsubscribe, but also don't watch. Very few people have been at it for 15+ years and still get good levels of views, especially if they're still doing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.18691843]

>>18687875
he is related to the guy who has the band Dead Rejects, its pretty cool

[Anonymous No.18691847]

Whats your favorite obscure bit of Ja/ck/ lore? For me it's the movie he worked on, and showed a trailer for. I forget what video that was

[Anonymous No.18691861]

>>18691613
It's insane how he manages to turn kitchen gadgets into lethal weapons. And these gadgets have probably been tested to ensure that not even children can hurt themselves using them.

[Anonymous No.18691878]

>>18691768
Ì can hear it clearly in my mind
>Woow, it 'xploded. Unbeliveable. So yeah guys this thing BLEW UP haha wow what a waste of money, egg was good though

[Anonymous No.18691897]

>>18691786
Isn't that the minute chef or something?

[Anonymous No.18691925]

>>18689898
For me? It was when he bought something called the "EZ Egg Cracker" and then, upon discovering that it couldn't crack a hardboiled egg, said
>"I can't believe this. This product is awful. I just spent $20 on something and all it does is crack raw eggs"

[Anonymous No.18691934]

>>18687951
Ja/ck/ has a daughter?????????

[Anonymous No.18691981]

>>18691934
His daughter has had 3 strokes? How old is she?

[Anonymous No.18691999]

>>18691934
his son transitioned??

[Anonymous No.18692003]

>>18691934
Daughter in law

[Anonymous No.18692009]

>>18688534
exactly 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.18692013]

>>18692009
How fucking retarded do you have to be to do this and not realize why it's retarded

[Anonymous No.18692017]

[Anonymous No.18692020]

>>18692013
Jack can't even eat a sandwich properly, do you think he's even beyond a fifth grade level?

[Anonymous No.18692026]

>>18692017

[Anonymous No.18692038]

>>18691847
His brothers think he has a different father

[Anonymous No.18692048]

>>18692038
whats up with his first son?

[Anonymous No.18692062]

>>18692009
You don’t save any money … you simply get charged more?

[Anonymous No.18692069]

>>18692062
What? You think the best barbecue sauce you'll ever taste comes without its price?

[Anonymous No.18692144]

>>18692048
jack truly is retarded

[Anonymous No.18692209]

>>18692017
>The sticker

[Anonymous No.18692215]

Who in the hell edits Ja/ck/'s videos? I assume he does it himself.

[Anonymous No.18692271]

>>18692048
This reminds me of that vid where he cut his hand while cutting chicken

[Anonymous No.18692307]

packaging is his arch nemesis

[Anonymous No.18692309]

>>18692307
it’s astounding every one of those hotdogs is cooked differently and none of them look good

[Anonymous No.18692316]

[Anonymous No.18692322]

>>18692316
>phone in the raw meat container

[Anonymous No.18692325]

>>18692322
pinkeye express

[Anonymous No.18692366]

Does he legitimately think this is normal

[Anonymous No.18692476]

>>18692366
This is pretty sad to watch

[Anonymous No.18692568]

>>18687875
How has this man not dead from salmonella yet?

[Anonymous No.18692626]

>>18692366
It's pretty obvious he never cooks when there's no camera in front of him. He would have already developed a routine for that if he did, but there he is trying to figure it out for the first time.

[Anonymous No.18692682]

Leave Jack alone.

[Anonymous No.18692689]

>>18692682
I was so afraid for my mother at first

[Anonymous No.18692695]

>>18692682
hes been defying the HATERS for 10 years. jack is above it. jack seethers in fucking shambles.

[Anonymous No.18692722]

he's reposting year old videos and you retards are falling for it

[Anonymous No.18692791]

>>18691768
>He used their product objectively incorrectly
How so? From the webm it doesn't look like he did anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.18692793]

>>18692791
He turned the entire thing upside down which created a lot of excess steam inside the grill which caused the explosion

[Anonymous No.18692800]

>>18692793
>>18692791
Nah it was right side up, he just latched it like a moron even though it explicitly says not to do so

[Anonymous No.18692812]

>>18692793
The thing has feet on both sides, it looks like it's supposed to be turned over, like those waffle irons

>>18692800
Why does it have a latch if it explodes when you use it?

Seems like a design error to me.

[Anonymous No.18692817]

>>18692316
holy shit this is just homer simpson setting fire to milk and cereal at this point

[Anonymous No.18693554]

>>18692316
Now thats what i call flame broiled

[Anonymous No.18693570]

>>18692568
>How has this man not dead from salmonella yet?
Do God's work and God will do your work

[Anonymous No.18693589]

>>18688494
bc it's sold out

[Anonymous No.18693595]

>>18692307
That grill is filthy

[Anonymous No.18693612]

>>18693595
>hey, jack aren't you afraid of eating kids' piss and loogies?
>That's what the fire's for! >:)

[Anonymous No.18693761]

>>18692307
>rawdogging the public bbq pit
impressive
probably the nastiest thing hes ever done

[Anonymous No.18694424]

>>18693589
how can it be sold out when no one buys it?

[Anonymous No.18694430]

>>18691831
What does a level 100 dinner look like

[Anonymous No.18694526]

>>18692812
What made jack look like a moron wasnt it exploding on him once. It was his reaction when it happened a second time and that he was so concerned about how dangerous it was that he called customer support on camera too....all without reading the instructions.
Also the latch was for storage and they did remove it on newer models

[Anonymous No.18694560]

>>18694430
He never provided the level scaling

[Anonymous No.18694585]

>>18692325
Has Jack ever let oil get hot before adding food
No, deep frying in a unitasker doesn't count

[Anonymous No.18694596]

>>18694585
He has an irrational fear of being burned that he has never gotten over in fifteen years as a "chef," that and a childhood of probably being served overcooked meat is why he never cooks anything enough.
>>18691831
Powerful

[Anonymous No.18694617]

>>18687875
I love watching Jack's videos just so I can check in and see if he's been doing any exercises on that right arm to keep it from becoming a useless little nub.
...Nope, still on track.

[Anonymous No.18694618]

>>18694596
I mean, I've had oil burns on my hands before. Shit's painful and that pain takes a looping time to subside, especially if it blisters. Shit, I've had a popper come close to blinding me (eyebrow mvp).

Still doesn't stop me from using hot oil...

[Anonymous No.18694641]

>>18694617
The stage of it having any sort of use at all was gone about three years ago, when he was shilling some sort of electro stimulation therapy thing meant to be used in conjunction with exercise. Now it is 100% dead.

[Anonymous No.18694646]

>>18694596
>The seized up chocolate
I have literally never seen that outside assholes putting water in a running chocolate fountain
How the fuck did he accomplish this

[Anonymous No.18694683]

>>18694617
He should just get it amputated

[Anonymous No.18694734]

>>18694683
Imagine the prosthetics reviews

[Anonymous No.18694745]

>>18694641
Can you actually therapic your stoke arm to get your motor skill back?

[Anonymous No.18694765]

>>18691999
>Poor Little White Guy 2

[Anonymous No.18694780]

>>18694745
After minor ones yes, even after major ones you can get some semblance of use. Not if you don't try.

[Anonymous No.18694806]

>>18691613
>>18691749
>>18692009
>>18692017
>>18692048
>>18692316
>>18692366
gonna have to binge this channel this weekend lmfao. is this guy a self proclaimed chef or something

[Anonymous No.18694815]

He's like a hybrid of DSP and Wings

[Anonymous No.18695013]

>>18691831
This one doesn't look half bad for him

[Anonymous No.18695592]

I have been a ja/ck/ viewer since 2009 and I am absolutely amazed that it took so long for this guy to become notorious, particularly on /ck/. I actually used to love watching his vids when I was a kid, he seemed like an endearing boomer and his stuff was simple; but even as a kid, his product reviews used to piss me off since even I understood he was usually misusing the stuff, and he was such an arrogant retard about not reading the instructions, the dumb fat fuck. Ja/ck/ lore:
>jack on the go (second channel)
>the older vids in the green kitchen are from when he lived in California, the newer kitchen is in Tennessee I think (I stopped regularly watching around that point)
>he has said good eats is his favorite cooking show, I dont know how he can watch that and still be so retarded
>his brother or brother-in-law wrote a book, and he had something to do with a movie
>he has been running that sauce scam since like 1999, he used to have a branded minivan and was always trying to get it sold in stores. I actually want to know more about this business (since it predated his channel) and why, despite his frequent shilling, he was never very public with info about it (and it seems defunct now)

[Anonymous No.18695612]

>>18692366
Was that after his first or second (third?) stroke? The dude survived what killed Mike Leach multiple times.

[Anonymous No.18695784]

Who's that other fat retarded food tuber that works with mentally ill people and takes them out to eat fastfood/has sex with them.. i love that channel

[Anonymous No.18695793]

>>18695592
sauce scam?

[Anonymous No.18695795]

>>18695793
The best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste
It wasn't even a sauce, it was a borderline jam

[Anonymous No.18695823]

>>18695795
Why would anyone that had ever seen him cook buy his products?

[Anonymous No.18695849]

>>18689898
When he failed at cooking an omelette and blamed the magic bullet blender was the funniest to me
>it doesn't... cook well
>LOOK it's BURNED on the bottom and RAW in the middle!

[Anonymous No.18695865]

>>18695592
He's been a meme here for a decade now

[Anonymous No.18695880]

>>18695849
I laugh out loud every time I think of this
I genuinely can't figure out his line of reasoning here in any conceivable way. Literally a child wouldn't even make a connection between a device used to blend and the speed at which the end product cooks. I have to believe he was being disingenuous in an attempt to destroy the Magic Bullet brand so he could launch his own competitor

[Anonymous No.18695881]

Favourite jack episode bros?
I dont think anything tops the year old brisket chili he made for the contest where he annoys all the people by asking about voting and then complains its rigged when he doesn't win and says he could have cheated to win if he wanted to
https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0

I used to really like jack on the go, it's like a fucked up diners drive ins and dives and this southern American culture is interesting to me as a leaf

[Anonymous No.18695885]

>>18692366
He had multiple strokes and still decided not to do anything to recover use of his arm or prevent further strokes. This is normal to him.

[Anonymous No.18695892]

>>18695880
I think he's just genuinely delusional. He shoots episodes for his cooking show where the finished product is completely raw, multiple times, and he'll always just say like "this is amazing, it cooked it so perfectly, this is exactly how it should be," when it's very obviously not cooked enough.

[Anonymous No.18695895]

>>18695892
He did have a recent episode where he admitted the end product wasn't that good, I think it was his new Lazy Man's Orange Chicken.

[Anonymous No.18695902]

>>18695895
I wonder where he comes up with his recipes. He could easily produce edible food by just spending a few minutes actually finding a recipe on the internet.

[Anonymous No.18695910]

>>18695881
For me it was the saga of him attempting to win some Food Network competition to get his own show. It got to the point where he called up THE Food Network on camera and asked some random PR girl who answered for "Development" so he could talk to them about getting a show. I think she pawned him off to some guys voicemail. He genuinely thought he was networking and getting a connection in the industry.

Then he eventually got told he wasnt selected and basically just said "Yeah well, I didnt care about that anyway" and then never talked about it again

[Anonymous No.18695918]

Jack is the peak of Gen X arrogance. If you ever wonder why Gen X has no political power and never will, remember Jack.

[Anonymous No.18695919]

>>18695895
>>Lazy Man's Orange Chicken
>Pull up video
>See those ingredients in front of him
Oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.18695924]

>>18687875
>>18695892
I always assumed he was Downs or something
Those facial proportions don't seem normal.
Has anyone ever seen him without the moustache? No philtrum is a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome

[Anonymous No.18695929]

>>18695919

[Anonymous No.18695933]

>>18695919
For the record he says this was delicious

[Anonymous No.18695943]

>>18695910
Haven't seen that, but speaking of Jack lore I watched some episode of like... I guess dragons den/shark tank spinoff located in Texas or something where Jack tried to pitch his BBQ sauce and they hated it but wanted a piece of his youtube channel which he refused to sell

[Anonymous No.18695945]

>>18695924
I think he's just a normie. I don't know, it's hard to imagine someone being like Jack but I guess there are millions of fat blobs like him who are equally as stupid and delusional but we'd never know because they don't make youtube content. Like I said I liked watching Jack on the Go for this reason, I see a bit of the USA and Jack's strange friends who are honestly probably all just vangie normies from southern USA.

[Anonymous No.18695957]

>>18695919
>Corn syrup, tomato paste, pectin
I assume it came out clumpy and scorched and way too fucking sweet without coating the chicken at all

[Anonymous No.18695958]

>>18695945
Knowing the US I wouldn't be surprised if whole areas of the poor south are nothing but people with developmental disabilities. Waste dumping and lead pipes and lead paint and all that good shit.

[Anonymous No.18695976]

>>18695881
from the comments

[Anonymous No.18695977]

>>18695958
That's literally the entire south. Everyone below the Mason Dixon line is like this.

[Anonymous No.18695985]

>>18695976
>>18695881
He literally complains the entire time
>Complains there are too many chilis
>Complains that it's not fair because everyone gets to vote
>Complains that Jack Jr's team is playing against a really good team
>Complains that he didn't win
>Pre-emptively acts above it all anyway

[Anonymous No.18695994]

Remember when he spent like $6000 on an industrial food dehydrator, used it for 2 videos, and then never talked about it again

[Anonymous No.18695995]

>>18695985
But it's all for fun it's good it's fun no problem it's good you know good fun it's fun everyone had fun good times and fun we had fun

[Anonymous No.18696000]

>>18687875
so he has control of his bum arm again? also havent watched in a while, that intro is terrible lmao

[Anonymous No.18696011]

>>18695919
>>18695933
That was the first one. The new one is just ketchup and orange juice mixed together on top of frozen nuggets

[Anonymous No.18696013]

>>18696011
oh my god
https://youtu.be/OnspD-QhZuE

[Anonymous No.18696015]

>>18695976
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The chili he made looks so fucking bad too its a bunch of jarred slop in a crackpot. He didn't cook his onions or anything before and it looks incredibly watery. He's made chili a few times and he always puts multiple jars of fucking salsa in which is just stupid.

[Anonymous No.18696020]

>>18695881
>puts 1/2 cup of uncooked garlic directly into his cold crockpot chili
I can't imagine imagine how revolting this tasted

[Anonymous No.18696048]

>>18696013

[Anonymous No.18696067]

>>18696020
You aren't kidding
Nigga just dumped cold canned tomatoes, beans, corn, and a fuckload of raw garlic into a crock pot

[Anonymous No.18696081]

>>18696013

[Anonymous No.18696090]

>>18696020
>>18696067
>>18696015
This is just a Forever Soup but even that is repulsive when Jack makes it

[Anonymous No.18696094]

>>18696013
>pours orange juice on frozen chicken nuggets
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18696096]

>>18696020
He put a bunch of uncooked onion in there too

[Anonymous No.18696100]

https://youtu.be/RRYLV1qoRi0
The jack on the go theme music always cracks me up

[Anonymous No.18696149]

Another strange Jack decision. Obviously the shirt joke should be wingettes vs drumettes but that's a chicken breast and a drumstick I think. Noone debates whether they're a chicken breast man or a drumstick man it makes no fucking sense.

[Anonymous No.18696156]

>>18696149
Why is that midget down there?

[Anonymous No.18696157]

What happened to his freeze dryer?

[Anonymous No.18696166]

>>18696156
Youtube recommending it probably

[Anonymous No.18696190]

>>18696166
>not replying with "putting her mouth on my pee-pee"

You have much to learn about the art of trolling, my friend.

[Anonymous No.18696208]

>>18696190
I'm scared of glowies :(

[Anonymous No.18696229]

>>18696149
>Are you a leg man or a breast man?
It's not that hard anon

[Anonymous No.18696232]

>>18692366
TFW you're on the path to having multiple strokes yourself but if you die you will have no legacy, not even the legacy of being an internet lolcow. I to find a desperate fat girl in her 30's and knock her up.

[Anonymous No.18696235]

>>18696149
Virgin

[Anonymous No.18696236]

>>18696229
Oh lol I'm a retard

[Anonymous No.18696248]

I think this is the most pointless Jack video, in it, he
>Buys 4 bags of chips, opens them, and rolls the bag down to chips to visually see what one has the most
>Doesn't understand the reasoning behind putting a lot of air in the bags
>Measures the weight of the chips on his $10 kitchen scale, gets angry when it doesnt equal exactly what the bag says (not understanding what a scales margin of error is)
>At the end has no conclusion, just lines them all up again and says to look at the price before you buy
Thanks retard

[Anonymous No.18696251]

https://youtu.be/Aey4AiKEi6E
I think this is the most pointless Jack video, in it, he
>Buys 4 bags of chips, opens them, and rolls the bag down to chips to visually see what one has the most
>Doesn't understand the reasoning behind putting a lot of air in the bags
>Measures the weight of the chips on his $10 kitchen scale, gets angry when it doesnt equal exactly what the bag says (not understanding what a scales margin of error is)
>At the end has no conclusion, just lines them all up again and says to look at the price before you buy
Thanks retard

[Anonymous No.18696260]

>>18696251
He did this with sandwiches too he broke them all apart and weighed the meat and concluded the heaviest was the best

[Anonymous No.18696330]

>>18693612
That is what it's for, unfortunately it doesn't looks like he actually used it though..

[Anonymous No.18696352]

>>18696100
>these lines aren't even rib bones
Jack fearlessly dropping those truth bombs.

[Anonymous No.18696369]

>>18695881
The Caliwali era JOTG shows with the three Mexican guys where Ja/ck/ would make Mexican jokes at their expense. Or when he ate giant wieners with EmmyMadeInJapan.

[Anonymous No.18696430]

>google cooking with Jack to find the worst food he's made
>Instead find a blog detailing his history of child/domestic abuse and racism
Well fuck

[Anonymous No.18696433]

>>18696430
Its just online hater trolls jealous of jacks success

[Anonymous No.18696451]

>>18696430
And then you came here to huff your own farts and get high on your own virtue signaling huh

Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.18696514]

I met this guy in Nashville a few years ago lmao. I was surprised at how tall he was. I thought he was short but turns out he's at least 6'4

[Anonymous No.18696516]

>>18692062
You get charged an extra cent on all combos except the 6 jar, where you get charged 2 extra cents.

[Anonymous No.18696521]

>>18696516
You should be on your knees thanking Jack for giving you 6 jars for only two cents extra. Do you know how hard it is to pack and ship 6 jars?

[Anonymous No.18696525]

You have to spend the rest of your life locked in a room and the only cuisine you will ever be served is that of Jack or Kay. Who do you choose?

[Anonymous No.18696531]

>>18688233
it looks like something that was made on a lathe wtf

[Anonymous No.18696538]

>>18696525
Ja/ck/, easily. Kay overcooks EVERYTHING while Ja/ck/ it's a gamble for being overcooked or undercooked. Higher chance I'll catch a foodborne illness and leave the hellhole sooner.

[Anonymous No.18696559]

>>18696525
I'd rather take my chances with Kay

[Anonymous No.18696604]

>>18696514
You're not fooling anyone, Tammy.

[Anonymous No.18696605]

>>18696451
Are you a stupid nigger or a dumb nigger?
Not even him, but it's hilarious seeing the blog has been up since 2016 and stopped updating since then.

[Anonymous No.18696761]

>>18696451
Go eat some pink chicken slathered with tostinos salsa, Jack

[Anonymous No.18696770]

What do we think of the latest Ja/ck/ bros?
He gets a little teary eyed nostalgia at the end. It's beautiful the power food has.

[Anonymous No.18696776]

>>18696770
https://youtu.be/eulqyNre18Q

[Anonymous No.18696801]

>>18696605
It's epic because you said nigger

[Anonymous No.18696844]

>>18696770
I liked the part where he dragged his mom's corpse back out for internet points and then couldn't even remember the year she died.

[Anonymous No.18696890]

>>18695976
>för 7 år sedan
Swede detected

[Anonymous No.18696907]

>>18695881
Anyone else prefer Jack on the Go to the cooking channel? It's far funnier watching Jack in the wild

[Anonymous No.18696911]

>What a yummy lil glazed puddin reminds me of my grandma

oh....

[Anonymous No.18696962]

>>18696907
Always have. The California days were golden. The fat Mexican who did Burger Wars with Ja/ck/ has commented on some videos fairly recently implying that he hates Ja/ck/ for being a retarded boomer and never really liked him.

[Anonymous No.18697030]

>>18696907
Same. He's very socially awkward so it's interesting to watch how he interacts with others

[Anonymous No.18697036]

>>18696962
it's probably a sock puppet some dedicated troll made to hurt his feelings, like the weens who pretended to be Chris chan's school mates to shit on him as them

[Anonymous No.18697044]

>>18696514
Jack is like 5'6

[Anonymous No.18697050]

>>18696770
apple watch to show i'm a modern man

[Anonymous No.18697081]

>>18696020
not just uncooked garlic, it was canned uncooked garlic. motherfucker is so lazy he can't even peel a couple cloves of garlic and crush them out, for a chili competition

[Anonymous No.18697097]

>>18696352
even after the mcdonald's corporation activated their loyalty assurance device inside ja/ck/'s head twice and took his arm just for speaking the truth. he's still preaching. ja/ck/ is an example for us all to live up to.

[Anonymous No.18697098]

>>18697081
>for a chili competition
Doesn't matter it was rigged against him anyway

[Anonymous No.18697171]

>>18696100
jack's emoji looks nicely toasted in this

[Anonymous No.18697212]

>>18695881
He was surprised, confused, and insulted that disgusting mashup of shit lost?! It went completely fucking wrong after he put the meat in

[Anonymous No.18697237]

>>18696559
At least you can fuck Kay, maybe get a three way with her son. Jack is to repulsive with that T-Rex arm

[Anonymous No.18697244]

>>18696776
>spends 2 minutes of an 8 minute video demonstrating how to pour water into a cup to get the ketchup remnants out

[Anonymous No.18697301]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.18697320]

>>18695881
When he showed the brisket he was using I gagged
That must make for the foulest slop soup imaginable

[Anonymous No.18697330]

>>18697320
>>18695881
He smoked this brisket for TWELVE HOURS and it's not cooked
How the fuck do you do that
It shouldn't be possible

[Anonymous No.18697394]

>>18695881
>tons of fatty sausage
>tons of canned food, doesn't rinse anything
>preservative shit garlic
>cheap shitty salsa
>bud light
>"yeah i'm gonna win easily"
guy is living in a different reality

[Anonymous No.18697408]

>>18697330
im pretty sure he used a pellet grill for that. Those things are basically a convection oven. Will always fuck shit up

[Anonymous No.18697422]

>>18697330
Uhhh bro? Thats what brisket looks like. Cold brisket at least. He said he already cooked it

[Anonymous No.18697429]

>>18697394
chili contests are always a dice roll, if he had gotten his friends and family to vote for his he could likely have pulled a victory

[Anonymous No.18697433]

>>18697422
Anon, are you in the habit of eating rotten undercooked beef?

[Anonymous No.18697440]

>>18697433
Here is your (you) for not knowing what brisket looks like

[Anonymous No.18697444]

>>18697440
>>18697422
Sometimes I forget Jack's spirit is always posting in these threads

[Anonymous No.18697489]

>>18697394
He thought he'd win easily because he's a famous youtuber

[Anonymous No.18697495]

>>18697330
It is cooked. That’s just the solidified fat from the brisket being frozen. Of all the things to bitch at Jack about, the brisket chili is rather inoffensive.

[Anonymous No.18697633]

What did he honestly think Food Network would offer him? Did he think he could just move his show onto a major television network? He even says in one episode
>If I get on Food Network, we're not changing anything. it's gonna be the same show

How would Ja/ck/ play to a national audience?

[Anonymous No.18697853]

>>18697633
he shoulda gone after TLC instead

[Anonymous No.18697865]

Why does jack get a lot of shit on here and not that soulless chink making reaction videos of youtube cooks

[Anonymous No.18697874]

>>18697865
Jack is soulful
He gets shit on but it's a loving endearing kind of thing where most of his watchers have been watching for years. It's not like the astroturfed eceleb threads people make rage bait out of (babish, ragusea)
If you don't understand the difference you need to lurk more

[Anonymous No.18697883]

How has Ja/ck/‘s infamous Garbage Stew not been posted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

[Anonymous No.18697905]

>>18696525
Kay is a better person but her food is much much worse than Jack's is.

[Anonymous No.18697909]

>>18697874
endearing? what the fuck are you on about
jack is filth

[Anonymous No.18697945]

>>18697909
fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.18697959]

>>18697444
you watch the trips I'll watch the sky

[Anonymous No.18697980]

>>18697874
I’m surprised there aren’t threads on here on that piece of shit chink that goes by uncle roger

[Anonymous No.18698050]

>>18697980
Nobody gives a shit about that grifting fake yellow face act. He’s not even a cook. He’s a pretend comedian. Now fuck off, this is a Ja/ck/ discussion forum.

[Anonymous No.18698055]

>>18692568
hes built up an immunity from multiple bouts of salmonella and winning each time (unfortunately)

[Anonymous No.18698071]

>>18698055
>Can Salmonella cause a stroke?
>We report a rare case of ischemic stroke associated with Salmonella enteritidis subdural empyema in an older HIV-infected patient with multimorbidity, despite surgery and treatment with susceptible antimicrobial drugs.May 19, 2016
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov › pmc

Foodjaks…

[Anonymous No.18698079]

>>18698071
>salmonella
>HIV
n-no not like this.... please, not like this

[Anonymous No.18698084]

>>18698071
>inb4 his third stroke is so strong it reverses the other 2 and regains control of his arm and starts making actual videos again instead of vomit-inducing one-armed garbage
what a time to be alive bros

[Anonymous No.18698109]

>>18691613
Why did he have the thing flipped upside-down in the first place.

[Anonymous No.18698112]

>>18698109
Meant to put a squigly ender > ??

[Anonymous No.18698124]

>>18695885
I remember watching the videos of him using the hand-stretcher after one of his strokes, it didn't look that bad. Guess he enjoys having a useless claw more than having to strap his hand into a brace for an hour a day.

[Anonymous No.18698138]

>>18696015
It had zero stock which was hilarious

[Anonymous No.18698275]

>>18697883
putting sausage, especially those awful rubber tubes, into stew should be a criminal offense

[Anonymous No.18698296]

So Jack clearly doesn't cook for himself so is it just Tammy making him monstrous piles of food every day or is he eating fast food?

[Anonymous No.18698301]

>>18698296
They eat out everyday. Jr. exposed them once.

[Anonymous No.18698345]

>>18698301
Is Jack Jr still a rapper?

[Anonymous No.18698458]

>>18698345
>Is Jack Jr still a rapper?
i wish but i think he manages the latrines at the local 7/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

[Anonymous No.18698516]

>successful youtuber for 16 years
>basically the first actual youtube cooking channel
>highly successful line of sauces and seasonings
>family man with a wife and kids
>christian

no wonder all you faggots hate on him. jack is based as fuck

[Anonymous No.18698532]

>>18698516
He’s also
>racist
>homophobic
>anti-weed
>anti-Palestine
>anti-vax
>makes his wife cater to his every need
>anti-Biden
>eats whatever the fuck he wants
He’s mega based and he’s actually living it, not just being based on the internet

[Anonymous No.18698557]

>>18698458
I am attracted to his wife

[Anonymous No.18698560]

Why does Jack even allow comments on his videos? They're all very critical of him lol

[Anonymous No.18698568]

>>18698532
I take back everything bad I said about Jack, the man is based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18698569]

Jack is also a trumptard. He's one of you, trumptards.

[Anonymous No.18698575]

>>18687875
I was really disappointed with this recipe video. It was unprofessional and the host was clearly overweight and unhealthy. It's concerning that someone who has had a stroke is making videos about food and promoting unhealthy habits. I would not recommend watching this video or trying the recipe.

[Anonymous No.18698597]

>>18698532
>chokes his first son out until his nose starts bleeding

[Anonymous No.18698634]

>>18698597
that builds character

[Anonymous No.18698640]

>>18698597
Because he was threatening Tammu

[Anonymous No.18698727]

>>18698575
The reality is that if you have the right genes you can live for a long time even super unhealthy like Jack. His first stroke was eleven years ago, when he was 44 years old. He has not changed a single bit since then. He'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.18698827]

>>18698727
Losing the use of your arm at 50 isn't exactly fine lol, he probably won't make it past 65
>>18698640
>don't ever touch a woman

[Anonymous No.18698842]

>>18694806
newfag

[Anonymous No.18698851]

>>18695592
you might have been watching jack that long but youre definitely new on ck cuz jack has been gettin memed here for years and years now

[Anonymous No.18698891]

>>18696020
really liked how he tasted it after mixing it up while it was completely cold and said it has all the flavors and seasonings he is lookin for. also heres a little fun fact about jack straight from his own son (the one he likes not the one he strangled) - jack has never cooked anything in his life that wasnt on camera. if its not for a video they always eat out. jack has never cooked before his show. and before his show he was a "DJ"

[Anonymous No.18698898]

>>18696514
I was visiting that area and asked jack on twitter what was good to eat. he actually responded and I tried one of his suggestions. it was ok nothin special

[Anonymous No.18698910]

>>18698458
dumb fucking retard. youd think jack, who claims to be a big time marketing personality, would have made his son not choose such a dumbass generic rapper name -Cali lol

[Anonymous No.18698917]

>>18698891
And the reason he started the show was to promote his sauces. The sauces he audaciously claims are the best you'll ever taste. I'm not sure how he developed them, but I'm guessing he picked them out of a catalogue and slapped a logo on the container.

[Anonymous No.18698935]

>>18695881
I like the one where he and his buddy cook a whole turkey under a metal trash can without burning off the galvanization first. The died a few years ago and Ja/ck/ has since had 3 strokes.

[Anonymous No.18698951]

>>18695919
I'm sitting on some preserves that I've been thinking of using in cooking but probably not the way Jack does it.

>>18695976
He was so fucking salty about not winning a friendly chili competition at a church potluck.
True embodiment of the Christian spirit.

[Anonymous No.18698959]

>>18698891
Thats not a fun fact thats obvious as fuck at first glance

[Anonymous No.18698964]

>>18694806
He actually makes a point of saying he's not a chef. Which is reasonable.
But he also calls himself an average and everyman cook. Which is not.

The simple fact is that he's incompetent because he refuses to listen to any critique and has therefore managed to have a "cooking" channel for over a decade without ever getting even a little bit better at cooking.
He has a sign in his kitchen that says "Your opinion is not in the recipe" and that really sums him up nicely.

[Anonymous No.18699289]

>>18697422
>Thats what brisket looks like.

That's what early-stage freezer burn looks like.

>Cold brisket at least.

Why would that tiny slab of brisket need frozen? It's a senseless thing to gripe about, but this is Ja/ck/. Conventional rules/common sense no longer apply. Jack Jr should have polished it off the night of, but the thing probably tasted like a typical "lazy man" Frankenstein creation.

>He said he already cooked it
>Ja/ck/ said he cooked it

He's referred to raw chicken breast as "moist" and "juicy". He's the guy that 9/10 doctors and your own family dentist warned you about.

[Anonymous No.18699882]

>>18698964
Has he ever once addressed his undercooking of things?

[Anonymous No.18699885]

>>18698560
He usually goes in there and deletes the mean ones

[Anonymous No.18699947]

>>18689898
You could say he doesn't know jack.

[Anonymous No.18699961]

>>18697865
It's heckling. Everyone knows the guy is a culinary clown, but at the end of the day it's all in good fun on some level because if it wasn't he would have thrown in the As-Seen-on-TV towel by now.

[Anonymous No.18700155]

>>18694806
Watch jack vlogs on yt. Funny edits of the best moments

[Anonymous No.18700188]

>>18698951
do most boomers just buy a new knife set instead of regularly sharpening their knives?

[Anonymous No.18700460]

>>18692307
What's on the sausages, fly eggs?

[Anonymous No.18700491]

>>18700188
No. They keep the same set of dull knives they’ve had Reagan was in office.

[Anonymous No.18700514]

>>18700188
Can confirm, my mother uses knives that haven't been sharpened for decades and my father keeps buying new ones and sticking the dull old knives in a drawer. I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.18700524]

>>18700460
It was probably a preformed and / or frozen hamburger patty, they do that for some reason

[Anonymous No.18700530]

>>18700514
I know a lot of boomers (actual boomers, not just anyone older than 27) who don’t like sharp knives because they’re “dangerous”.

[Anonymous No.18700552]

>>18691999
Mulattos are weird looking people.

[Anonymous No.18700580]

>>18691999
He's got the lower jaw of a bulldozer.

[Anonymous No.18700599]

>>18699882
https://youtu.be/1nVa1mHJEJc?t=532

[Anonymous No.18700690]

>>18700599
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18700722]

>>18692307
Which video is this?

[Anonymous No.18700733]

>>18700599
Is he having a mini stroke here? Hes slurring and not making sense
>You see thats not raw? I want to make that perfectly clean. Don't anybody tell you thats not cooked. Because what you'll do is watch somebody say it's not cooked and then come visit me
...What?

[Anonymous No.18700793]

>>18700733
He's more stroke than man at this point

[Anonymous No.18700895]

>>18696208
She's like 24

[Anonymous No.18700909]

>>18697633
It would just be Worst Cooks in America, but just Ja/ck/, no competition, and a live gallery to boo him

[Anonymous No.18701008]

Illiteracy at its finest.

[Anonymous No.18701133]

>>18697905
Say what you want about Kay, but she never put her hands around her autistic son's throat.

[Anonymous No.18701245]

>>18695849
Reminds me of how when my grandparents' stove broke my grandfather blamed it on the pyrex cookware my grandmother used

[Anonymous No.18701248]

>>18701008
Holy shit hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18701366]

>>18695849
>>18695880
Wait, I had to read this a couple times to make sure.. so he failed to cook an egg and blamed it on the mixing vessel used prior to cooking? Am I getting this right?

[Anonymous No.18701372]

>>18701366
Yes

[Anonymous No.18701380]

>>18698532
I’ve been wrong about Jack all these years. He’s based as fuck I feel horrible

[Anonymous No.18701384]

>>18687875
steams it in a fucking plastic bowl. My god what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18701388]

>>18695918
Well I'd say that has much more to do with being sandwiched between 2 generations that hopelessly outnumber them, but if blaming this moron is your cope don't let me stop you.

[Anonymous No.18701873]

Do you guys think Jack Jr ever posts here?

[Anonymous No.18701890]

>>18700530
Yep, my mom is like that. once offered to sharpen her knife set, and then was pissed because they cut too well.i had to dull them back. :(

[Anonymous No.18701962]

>>18701873
No but he for sure posts on /pol/

[Anonymous No.18701970]

>>18701962
Only now that they obsessively love niggers

[Anonymous No.18702000]

>>18698569
>He's one of you, trumptards.
>t. Biden voter

[Anonymous No.18702009]

>>18701970
Is this true? what changed?

[Anonymous No.18702014]

>>18702000
At least I could vote for Biden with two functional hands.

[Anonymous No.18702070]

>>18702014
You only need one hand to vote...

[Anonymous No.18702079]

>>18702009
Kanye West said "jew" a couple times and suddenly now they praise him, obsess over him, and even defend "based black men" in general now to the point that in many threads they even get offended if you utter the "n word" about some nigger they like (not just kanye) because it's only for "the bad blacks".

[Anonymous No.18702097]

>>18700733
reads like a biden speech

[Anonymous No.18702110]

>>18702000
stop posting pictures of your sister and GO TO BED, kid

[Anonymous No.18702111]

>>18700188
How has he not killed himself?

[Anonymous No.18702126]

>>18702079
i always liked kanye
you just sound like a chud

[Anonymous No.18702130]

>>18702126
I sound like someone explaining a situation to someone who asked about it.

[Anonymous No.18702150]

>>18701008
tbfair winebacks and wetbacks are pretty much the same thing

[Anonymous No.18702165]

>>18702130
im not the guy youre responding to

[Anonymous No.18702167]

>>18702111
>How has he not killed himself?
Tranne no passato

[Anonymous No.18702402]

>>18692017
It's the little things like the sticker still being on there that break me

[Anonymous No.18702643]

>>18696013
desu this isn't far off a typical Chinese-American sauce. A lot of sugar, ketchup is a pretty common sweet/sour ingredient, orange flavoring, just missing soy sauce desu and it probably passes.

The vinegar is a weird add. Not sure what he's going for with that. Literally just add soy sauce to that shit and you could probably fool your average hick that it's authentic.

[Anonymous No.18702660]

>>18692017
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18702784]

>>18702070
I don't vote in a shithole state. You hold the piece of paper while you firmly fill out your ballot. Jack could never. Probably has voted mail-in for the past two elections.

[Anonymous No.18702902]

Ja/ck/ is the undisputed king of /ck/ and its time to stop pretending otherwise
>successful youtuber for 16 years
>basically the first actual youtube cooking channel
>highly successful line of sauces and seasonings
>family man with a wife and kids
>christian
>racist towards bad people
>homophobic but still loves his gay brother
>anti-weed
>teetotaler
>anti-Palestine
>anti-vax
>has loving wife who cares for him in sickness and health
>anti-neoliberal Big Guberment
>patronizes and promotes local small businesses run by hardworking legal immigrants
>both sons are married to biological women

[Anonymous No.18702920]

>>18702902
>successful

also, his older son isn't married and Jack Jr's wife might be dead

[Anonymous No.18702928]

>>18700895
I meant in general

[Anonymous No.18702935]

>>18701133
I love Kay I think she's so cute
>>18701366
You are getting it right
https://youtu.be/7InCfiYZW4I
Worth a watch lol

[Anonymous No.18702940]

>>18702079
Naming the jew is always good. It's the best thing a person can do.

[Anonymous No.18702943]

>>18702920
>jack Jr's wife
I think she recovered! I saw an announcement about her having brain cancer pop up on my YouTube and I had a moment where I felt bad about watching these peoples' lives and finding them funny. She and Jack Jr don't deserve that she's very young :(

[Anonymous No.18702948]

>>18702150
>winebacks

[Anonymous No.18702958]

>>18702920
>older son engaged to a beautiful biological woman
>younger sons biologically female wife’s chadbrain BTFO the brain nigs trying to jew her brain

[Anonymous No.18702967]

>>18702958
W-what?

[Anonymous No.18703008]

>>18702079
People here have been saying you can be black without being a nigger for so long that it had an opportunity to come out as you can be black without being a roodypoo.

[Anonymous No.18703010]

>>18702958
Huh?

[Anonymous No.18703021]

>>18692325
imagine having so little barincells you think its easier to let the meat plop down like that and splash oil everywhere instead of just lowering it by letting it slide off your fingers

[Anonymous No.18703289]

>>18697883
Everything Jack is in has to have something that is wrong.

[Anonymous No.18703330]

>>18694617
>>18694641
>>18694683
There's a few episodes where he does move his hand in a limited way, so I'm not sure how much of his refusal to use his hand comes from geniune disability and how much comes from laziness.

[Anonymous No.18703553]

>>18694815
Never has a crueler yet more accurate takedown been posted on here

[Anonymous No.18703956]

>>18702000
Nice trips. Also, that chin could cut diamonds.

[Anonymous No.18704031]

>>18700188
Yes. Every 10 years or so I buy my parents a new knife block for xmas because theirs become literally serrated with cracks and chips. They literally never use the steel even though I explain it takes 2 seconds and will keep the blade for decades, and never once do they use the sharpener device. They also put them in the dishwasher. Am almost identical story for my wife's parents and both sets of grandparents .

[Anonymous No.18704041]

>bump limit in 5 days
ja/ck/ is powerful

[Anonymous No.18704056]

till next time ja/ck/ bros

[Anonymous No.18704218]

>>18696559
>Kiev
It's Queef

[Anonymous No.18704311]

Are the mods ok with Ja/ck/ threads now?

[Anonymous No.18704449]

>>18704311
No, this one probably just didn't get reported. Most prior threads have gotten nuked.

[Anonymous No.18704489]

>>18704311
If this thread is unacceptable then so are the other youtube cook threads.

[Anonymous No.18704919]

>>18704311
When posters started calling out how ragusea threads get to stay up the mods stopped deleting Jack threads