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You'll never find her.

>> No.18686183

I don't want this anywhere near me.

>> No.18686192

I'm dating a new girl and we're clicking very well bros. I think I finally found her.

>> No.18686203

I'm happy for you, anon, but don't get too far ahead of yourself and scare her away.

>> No.18686206

Who is she?

>> No.18686207

>blue eyes
(((who))) on earth could be behind this?

>> No.18686208

I know enough to not let these feelings show outwardly but I'm a human being so I can't help but think them.

>> No.18686212

It's good that you have that awareness. I hope things go well for you.

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>> No.18686220

Thanks fren. You as well

>> No.18686260

Every time that ad used to come on TV I was filled with pure rage
I went through 4 TVs during that period
I'm still trying to take legal action against Grubhub for it, so far no lawyers have taken the case

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>> No.18686308

that horrible grubhub ad

>> No.18686338

I haven't had a gf in 4 years

>> No.18686340

At least you've had one at all

>> No.18686341

Fuck her right in the pussy

>> No.18686349
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I haven't had sex in 2 years ;_;

>> No.18686354

I haven't had sex in my 26 years of existence

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>> No.18686383

Literally just get a hooker
Sex feels pretty good
You don't wanna miss out on that

>> No.18686387

have sex bro

>> No.18686398

Did you meet on tinder?

>> No.18686403

She approached me in a coffee shop.

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>> No.18686416

This anon isnt me >>18686403
We met on Hinge

>> No.18686447

don't tempt me with a good time

>> No.18686459

The funny thing is by the time that pic was taken it haven't even been 2 months since the outbreak happen. Brits quickly lost their shit.

>> No.18686469

They were all jarhead retards.

>> No.18686472

I haven’t in 57

>> No.18686478

your 57 year's old brow'sing this board? lmaoo

>> No.18686483

>Being a Jarhead
Negative, Raptorman. Jarhead is used for Marine's, not some faggot ass brits. The Marine's are just Faggots.

>> No.18686491

OK. They were young retarded faggots who wanted to nut. Happy?

>> No.18686534

I made it with a kid over thxgvng. Not even blood related. I am a old 50s fart so that will last me a few years. Not a young buck anymore.

>> No.18686535

Nice i'm also fucking a girl off hinge
she's not the one but she has ENORMOUS FUCKING TITTIES
these are not even pornstar big, they are like the pornstar from weirdly big boob porn big. it's amazing, i have never had so much fun in my entire life
shes N U T S bad crazy though in gross ways

>> No.18686537

Gross how

>> No.18686539

Preteen just budding veiny tits are the best.

>> No.18686548

big boobs dont count if shes fat

>> No.18686556

Big tits get in the way and is a good indication that the kid has become too old for any kind of sexual activity

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>the kid

>> No.18686571

Sorry, I meant a child or barely pubescent not the barnyard animal.

>> No.18686588

Like I'm back in 2020

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>> No.18687292

it's only just dawned on me she was meant to be asian, the blue eyes make that really unclear and I thought she was meant to represent people with Down's Syndrome

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>> No.18687380

I still can't believe people use these services. I get maybe the one off time when you're too drunk to drive to McDonald's... but people regularly order food with these and double the price of their meal because they are that lazy?

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>> No.18687435

Someone did. She's pregnant after all.

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Architecture thread?

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Obviously she's sucking logs from Andy Sixx' asshole

>> No.18687642

is that king assripper?

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>> No.18687898

What the hell happened to nymn

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>> No.18687995

>The men need raping, Jim.

>> No.18687997

What the hell do you eat to get built like that?

>> No.18688289


Grindr, shes mtf

>> No.18688388

If you kill her before it sours you'll have the happy memories with none of the heartbreaking ones.