/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18680322]

>google biscuits and gravy expecting thin baked slices to soak up the remaining brown sauce from an oven poultry meal
>get this

[Anonymous No.18680325]

>>18680322
>this thread again

[Anonymous No.18680326]

>>18680322
don't knock it til you try it

[Anonymous No.18680336]

>>18680322
>expecting thin baked slices
so you don't know what a biscuit is?

[Anonymous No.18680385]

>>18680336
pic related are biscuits

[Anonymous No.18680390]

>>18680385
those are cookies.

[Anonymous No.18680403]

>>18680336

[Anonymous No.18680411]

>>18680322
When Americans say 'biscuits' they mean savoury scones, and when they say 'gravy' they mean cream sauce.

[Anonymous No.18680414]

>>18680411
>cream sauce
No, when saying "biscuits and gravy" we're referring to a creamy sausage gravy, but we have non-creamy gravies as well. Sausage gravy is definitely a gravy, though, because it's made with meat drippings.

[Anonymous No.18680429]

>>18680411
>when they say 'gravy' they mean cream sauce.
you can put cream in gravy, but gravy is not a cream sauce.
think instead of a thickened au jus.

[Anonymous No.18680690]

>>18680322
Love how yuro's cant comprehend meat and bechamel served on a fluffy quick bread.
Its quick simple and cheap.

[Anonymous No.18680845]

>>18680322
>google disgusting american "food"
>get images of disgusting american "food"
>go on disgusting american "imageboard" to post a "thread" about it

[Anonymous No.18681011]

>>18680390
Crackers.

[Anonymous No.18681095]

>>18680390
how about i just kill u
tell me if u r laughing after that bud

[Anonymous No.18681119]

>>18681095
oi m8 keep running your mouf
i pop u rite in the gabber, swer on me mum

[Anonymous No.18681137]

bongistanis will scarf down stargazy pie with mushy pies and then complain about American biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.18681149]

>>18681137
most bongs don't even know what stargazy pie is, it's only a tradition in one little fishing village.

[Anonymous No.18681228]

>>18681149
Yeah, that's how most regional foods are in the US too, but fuckwit yurotards still like to pretend like one oddball thing is ubiquitous across the whole country. So suck a dick and own your fishhead pie along with whatever bongbilly podunk town thought it up.

[Anonymous No.18681282]

>>18681228
That's disengenuous of you.
biscuits and gravy isn't anywhere near as obscure as stargazy pie.

[Anonymous No.18681307]

>>18681282
>it's a matter of degree
>I decide the threshold
Too bad, you don't get to have it both ways.

[Anonymous No.18681316]

>>18681307
>one small fishing village is the same thing as half of the entire united states

ok retard

[Anonymous No.18681327]

>>18681316
see now you're being disingenuous you dumb retard

[Anonymous No.18681347]

>>18681327
this was a discussion of buscuits and gravy, which is enjoyed by The South. that's the entire southern bit of the USA.
you are the one who brought up stargazey pie, which only exists in the village of Mousehole, population 690

[Anonymous No.18681451]

>>18681347
>that's the entire southern bit of the USA.
piping in as an onlooker, it's extremely common in at least 20 US states, and probably at least a third of the population of the US has at least eaten it once.

[Anonymous No.18681463]

>>18680322
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.18681510]

>>18681316
Fuck off with your goalpost shifting. Yurotards love playing the
>hurr durr all Americans
game but then get their assholes blown out when it's paid back.
Cry harder you fishhead sucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.18681533]

>>18681510
>>18681347

[Anonymous No.18681765]

>>18680411
>calling a roo cream sauce
typical

[Anonymous No.18682061]

>>18681347
For comparison, The entire UK is the basically the size Texas, if that. So comparing regional dishes is perfectly acceptable.

[Anonymous No.18682067]

biscuits and gravy is better than any dish from the UK

[Anonymous No.18682117]

>>18682061
you fail to understand at every level.
you aren't comparing regional dishes, you are dragging an obscure dish from an obscure village into a discussion about something that is popular all over the third largest populated area of the world.

[Anonymous No.18682119]

>>18682117
lmao britbong cope

[Anonymous No.18682140]

>>18682117
Yet here you are trying to act like people picking b&g over truffle fries means its a common dish across an entire country. Do euros really? haha, a country who's culinary high point is putting canned beans on toasted white bread talking shit about biscuits and gravy is hilarious

[Anonymous No.18682180]

>>18682140
>picking b&g over truffle fries
that's not what's being displayed at all, retard.

[Anonymous No.18682183]

Somebody say biscuits and gravy?

[Anonymous No.18682202]

>>18680322
I make a mean biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.18682217]

>>18682180
just ignore the beans on toast part. Must have hit too close to home.

[Anonymous No.18682222]

>>18682217
I'm not going to ignore the part where you're too stupid to understand a heat map, no.

[Anonymous No.18682241]

>>18682222
Clearly you're the one that doesnt understand. Go back to the site where you found the graphic, look at the dark green states, then click through the options. Then read the original reply over again.

[Anonymous No.18682247]

>>18682222
>>18682241
Youd think for a country that birthed the language you'd have a basic grasp of how to read it.

[Anonymous No.18682292]

>>18680411
american biscuits and elsewhere scones are different. biscuits have a higher moisture content

[Anonymous No.18682497]

>>18682292
scone vs biscuit is like apple vs pear. Similiar, but not quite the same.

[Anonymous No.18682540]

>>18682117
Holy fuck, is this fish pie sucking brittard still whining about 'muh tiniest village'? Just fucking own it already. It's already a well known fact that bongs have atrocious food, so a pie with fucking fish heads sticking out of it isn't even the most surprising of your country's transgressions.

[Anonymous No.18683193]

>>18682067
Says Mr NoPassportneverlefttheUS

[Anonymous No.18683222]

[Anonymous No.18683282]

>>18680326
I will knock it, it looks like someone vomited up their breakfast

[Anonymous No.18683366]

>>18683193
one day you'll understand and come to terms with the fact that only the US matters

[Anonymous No.18683376]

>>18683366
How can that be true when it's filled with juice?

[Anonymous No.18683377]

>>18682540
doesn't change the fact that the scones and white bechamel you shove down your fat gullet for breakfast is fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.18683609]

>>18683193
No place else worth visiting until WE colonize Mars. Deal with it, Nigel.

[Anonymous No.18683957]

>>18683377
So is the fishhead pie you cram through your snaggletooth maw.

[Anonymous No.18683965]

>>18680322
Biscuits and Gravy is the GOAT breakfast meal along with bacon, eggs, and toast
Also, I just pissed liquid fire water out of my ass

[Anonymous No.18683969]

>>18683957
except nobody eats that shit

[Anonymous No.18683972]

>>18681316
It's actually quite similar considering the sheer size comparison between the US and the UK.

[Anonymous No.18683980]

>>18680322
looks fucking heavy to eat

[Anonymous No.18684001]

>>18683980
This is why all Euros are buck broke twinks

[Anonymous No.18684293]

>>18683282
it's delicious.
the gravy is made from milk and flour and the meat juices of a maple flavored sausage. the biscuit is light and fluffy.
if you're poorfag and have no buttermilk biscuits you can also do it with toast.
also, remember: don't fucking forget the black pepper.

[Anonymous No.18684455]

>>18680385
look up "dialect". tldr its basically like a language within a language. surprised you didn't know this already

[Anonymous No.18684481]

This board is just Bongs and Amerifats seething at eachother forever

[Anonymous No.18684486]

>>18683282
If that were true then it would be popular in the UK.

[Anonymous No.18684492]

>>18683282
Never gonna fucking make it

[Anonymous No.18684493]

will bongs ever get tired of acting oblivious? maybe it was funny 20 years ago but it's just making you look like idiots at this point.

[Anonymous No.18684523]

>>18680411
no, we literally mean biscuits and gravy idiot. as the only country that matters, we get to decide this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.18684584]

Why do only British people get mad that Americans call different things different names? We don't get mad that you call fries chips. We even use "chips" and "biscuit" when referring to your culinary inventions like fish and chips or digestive biscuits. What's your deal?

[Anonymous No.18684618]

>>18680411
Nobody cares what Americans mean when they cook.
>>18680414
>>18680429
>>18682292
>>18684523
This is why.

[Anonymous No.18684703]

>>18684584
All narcissism is ultimately born out of insecurity.

[Anonymous No.18684760]

>>18680403
Why is every other country filled with fucking retards?

[Anonymous No.18684772]

>>18683969
Yeah, that's why they keep making it. Cope.

[Anonymous No.18686000]

>>18680322
Biscuits and gravy is one of those dishes that I like watching people make on Youtube but I'd never eat in real life. The idea of milk-based gravy just sounds foul to me.

[Anonymous No.18686002]

>>18686000
...Why?

[Anonymous No.18686010]

>>18684618
Nobody cares what Europeans mean when they say anything, so consider things even.

[Anonymous No.18686100]

>>18686000
It's just a bechamel with sausage

[Anonymous No.18686139]

>>18683193
Post things Bongs are not allowed to have

[Anonymous No.18686156]

>>18686139
based, post TV next

[Anonymous No.18686200]

>>18686139
Even better, flex on them with their own guns that they can't own but we do.

[Anonymous No.18686213]

>>18681282
It sure is. A person who has never been south has never seen biscuits and gravy and never seen white gravy

[Anonymous No.18686450]

>>18686000
tastelet never heard of bechamel

[Anonymous No.18686473]

>>18680322
never heard of it

[Anonymous No.18686518]

>>18683282
You're missing out extremely badly

[Anonymous No.18687716]

>>18683980
we're heavy guys

[Anonymous No.18687717]

>>18687716
for you

[Anonymous No.18689037]

>>18683282
what an original comment you fucking NPC

[Anonymous No.18689043]

>>18680322
as repulsive as peanut butter, jam or nutella on a toast

[Anonymous No.18689088]

>>18680411
Gravy can mean any savory thick sauce. Chicken Tikka Masala? That sauce is a gravy. Traditional brown gravy is just thickened drippings from a roast, perhaps with some broth. But then there's country style gravy, which is more like a bechamel. And some Italians will refer to their tomato sauce as gravy, especially when its simmered all day with some sausages and meatballs. There's also mushroom or onion gravy. Another weird one is red-eye gravy which is made with coffee and served with a thick slice of fried cured ham.
I would imagine its a similar confusion when Americans hear how many things you would call a pudding, when we use a much narrower meaning over here.

[Anonymous No.18689109]

>>18680322
This is great when you make it fresh. We made some the other day for breakfast with a nice spicy breakfast sausage and it turned out quite delicious

[Anonymous No.18689111]

>>18680322
ohhh baby girl, you have not lived until you've had a plat with fluffy buttermilk biscuits and thick pork sausage gravy
mmm MMMM!

If I may, I would like to give a hearty recommendation to Tudor's Biscuit World restaurants located throughout the southeastern united states. Fantastic way to start your day with a big old plate full of carbs, protein, and fat. You're gonna have energy to do some fuckin that's FOR SURE!

I feel so sorry for English motherfuckers over there on their cold rainy island "euuhhh my lord what a delightful breakfast" they say as they eat some fucking fried beans and shit. HELL N O!!

[Anonymous No.18689128]

>>18689111
>Fantastic way to start your day with a big old plate full of carbs, protein, and fat
…Unlike English breakfast somehow?

[Anonymous No.18689136]

>>18684760
I don't know where you're from but it's clear the place is filled with the type of fucking retards that can't recognize an obvious joke.

[Anonymous No.18689150]

>>18684772
You think it's likely he's one of the 690 specific people who live in that village? Jesus Christ I knew American "education" was at a local level but I thought at least there were minimum standards, fuck over to >>>/sci/ and learn some statistics.

[Anonymous No.18689218]

>>18689150
I’m an unironic PhD student and quantitative analyst. The entire point of statistics is to take a sample from a popular to infer something about the population. There will always be error and there will always be bias. I don’t think you know what the point of statistics might be, the goal is to rule out chance. That’s why you have critical values for your t-statistic score. So you can survey a village in order to make assumptions about rural populations, but your study isn’t gonna be great.

Many anons over on /sci/ throw out a ton of stats, most people in general do, but the studies are flawed in their sampling and their misunderstanding of stats cause them to spaz out. Anyway, thanks for reading my blog. I need to eat something and I have a linear regression case study to do for my final.

[Anonymous No.18689261]

>>18689218
That's a lot of words to say "Divide 690 by the population of Britain and subtract that from 1 to find the exact chance anon is wrong (hint is very close to 100%)"

[Anonymous No.18689292]

>>18689261
That isn’t what I’m saying at all. Even then, in that instance you can make a Type II Error and fail to reject your null when you should have. The thing about stats is that nobody believes them unless the stats say something they believed in already. It doesn’t work that way. It’s like how people post graphs and charts showing the southern US has low IQs and high poverty and takes a lot of federal dollars, but then ignore the higher amount of blacks and Mexicans in those states and where exactly money goes (urban areas).

Regardless, I think you’re being disingenuous and unwilling to learn.

[Anonymous No.18689306]

>>18689292
>disingenuous
no
>and unwilling to learn
From you, right now? Absolutely yes.

[Anonymous No.18689309]

>>18689306
You don’t gotta learn from me, go learn on your own.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK553048/

[Anonymous No.18689352]

>>18689309
>he made a stats joke on 4chan about an idiot who doesn't know stats, i bet he doesn't know stats himself, i should link him stats papers
You are cordially invited to calculate the odds ratio of whether I want you to blow me or not

[Anonymous No.18689419]

>see obsession thread
>it's a bong
Every single time without fail. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.18689676]

>>18686139

[Anonymous No.18689698]

>>18680322
New to food?
Typical Br*t.

[Anonymous No.18689918]

>>18689037
So it's a common criticism? Is that not an indictment of your food?

[Anonymous No.18689929]

>>18682540
>"This is your food."
>"No, no-one outside of an obscure village has even heard of it."
>"This is your food because I say so."
>"No, no-one outside of an obscure village has even heard of it."
>"Holy fuck, just fucking own it already."
No, no-one outside of an obscure village has even heard of it. Just fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.18689946]

Biscuits and sausage gravy is great
I also like this with gravy

[Anonymous No.18689964]

Bob evans

[Anonymous No.18689976]

>>18689918
means plebs like (You) are filtered by something as basic as appearance

[Anonymous No.18690014]

>>18689111
you fucking idiot. You babbling moron. You insufferable scoundrel. Tudor's biscuit world is not in the southeastern US. It's essentially only located in the hillbilly lands of West Virginia, and it will always stay that way. Do not slander Tudor's ever again, you salacious fool, or I will cast a hex on your wheat yield preventing you from ever enjoying a delectable biscuit ever again. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.18690019]

[Anonymous No.18690466]

>>18689929
Remember this next time you feel your retardation acting up and you can't hold back the
>do americans really
Now shut the fuck up and eat your fish pie you empire losing cuck.

[Anonymous No.18690788]

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.18691062]

>>18686213
Millions of people live in the American

About 700 people live in the village where stargazy pie is made

Whether by absolute numbers or by percentage of the country stargazy pie is way, way more obscure than biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.18691063]

>>18691062
*The American south

[Anonymous No.18691087]

>>18681228
>bongbilly

Kek

[Anonymous No.18691232]

>Flour & Water is somehow 'gravy' in america

[Anonymous No.18691250]

>>18691232
>Flour & Water
the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18691258]

>>18691250
>he fuck are you talking about?

The wallpaper paste shite you claim to be gravy

[Anonymous No.18691370]

>>18691258
There's no water in it, you dumb cunt. It's bechamel made with pork fat from sausage instead of or in addition to butter.

[Anonymous No.18691584]

>>18686450
Nah, bechamel is nasty, too. White rouxs in general taste just taste like baby vomit to me.

[Anonymous No.18691672]

>you WILL eat the cum-scone!

[Anonymous No.18692015]

>>18686213
I grew up a hoosier and i had biscuits and gravy regularly for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.18692675]

>>18691370
I mean there is water insofar as it's in the milk/cream that you're adding. And if you want you can add some to thin it out/simmer it a little longer, but otherwise yes you're correct. It's not soup, it's gravy

[Anonymous No.18693961]

>>18686156
>>18686200
>>18689676
Testing

[Anonymous No.18695711]

>>18681119
>laughed at this retarded shitpost
damn it this place ruined me

[Anonymous No.18695724]

>>18684618
Really? Then why was this whole thread started?
>>18684455
The post that ends all threads like these.

[Anonymous No.18696344]

>>18691370
>There's no water in it, you dumb cunt

Amazing, and here i was thinking gravy is a viscous liquid rather than a fine powdered solid