Rabbit

[Anonymous No.18680037]

I'm going to attempt my first rabbit butchering today.

[Anonymous No.18680041]

My wife has vibrating dildo called a rabbit. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.18680052]

>>18680037

[Anonymous No.18680058]

>>18680052
noooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18680060]

>>18680052
Will you make the other rabbit watch?

[Anonymous No.18680062]

Stew?

[Anonymous No.18680073]

>>18680052
Buns are frenz, not food!

[Anonymous No.18680098]

I always get a little bit pot in my stomach when I know I'm about to kill something that doesn't have an exoskeleton

>>18680041
We both know you don't have a wife.

[Anonymous No.18680108]

>>18680098
rip bugs
you can get away in the comics, but real life will always kill you

[Anonymous No.18680127]

>>18680037
What the fuck is that gizmo

Break the things neck and pull its skin off like a pillowcase

[Anonymous No.18680132]

monitoring the thread

[Anonymous No.18680139]

>>18680098
ohh noo he's cute rip bunny

[Anonymous No.18680144]

>>18680037
Good luck OP, there was a placed called the Bohemian Cafe in my city that used to do a slow braised rabbit haunch with dumplings and kraut every Sunday, God I miss it.

[Anonymous No.18680165]

My cone is a little big for rabbits. I'll have to get a smaller one if I keep this up.
Only done poultry and two squirrels before.
Good thing he was dead before I did this because my knife was not as sharp as I thought it was. Had a hard time getting through the fur.
>>18680127
It's a stunner. It knocks them out or outright kills them.

[Anonymous No.18680200]

>>18680165
For sure dead bunny.

[Anonymous No.18680256]

>>18680200
Would you consider pumping the circulatory system with interesting seasonings after bleeding the rabbit like that one Japanese guy?

Also have you tried hare? I find it more flavorful than rabbit. Kinda like duck vs. Chicken.

[Anonymous No.18680258]

>>18680200
Only one? What are you making with it?

[Anonymous No.18680259]

>>18680200
Sleep tight, bugs

[Anonymous No.18680268]

>>18680200
I can see why the say it's like peeling a meat banana. The skin came right off.

[Anonymous No.18680270]

>>18680052
missed these guys. used to use them for lab tests.

[Anonymous No.18680271]

>>18680200
sleep tight, pupper

[Anonymous No.18680276]

>>18680268
you did it wrong. you slit right to the jaw and peel.you don't cut off the head.

[Anonymous No.18680280]

>>18680165
sleep tight bune...

[Anonymous No.18680283]

Little guy had a full bladder and a large intestine full of pellets.
>>18680258
I have two more males and two more young female but I wanted to work out the kinks first. Like the fact that I need to sharpen my knives better.
>>18680256
I've never had rabbit or hare. It's hard to find around here. Same with duck. But I still have ducks in my freezer from when I called my drake's last year.

[Anonymous No.18680295]

>>18680283
dude you ruined the hide. now you cant make fluffy Bunny slippers.

[Anonymous No.18680302]

>>18680283
Hare, especially wild hare, is gamier than rabbit, but in a good way imo. Rabbit is quite mild in taste. I reccomend trying a rabbit stew. Delicious, easy, and perfect for this time of the year.

I think you can find recipes where they use the blood as a thickener for the stew. May be worth saving some of the blood. It sounds excellent.

[Anonymous No.18680303]

>>18680295
I didn't have hooks to hang it with and Im just going to either compost the scraps or feed them to the birds.
>>18680060
No but the birds get to watch.

[Anonymous No.18680314]

>>18680303
give a cake to your chiggens

[Anonymous No.18680316]

>>18680303
Do your ducks lay eggs? I have ducks just like that and they lay eggs for awhile, but then stop.

They are good eggs though, bigger than a chicken egg, and taste pretty much the same as a chicken egg

[Anonymous No.18680327]

Civet of hare

[Anonymous No.18680332]

>>18680303
then this

[Anonymous No.18680344]

>>18680314
They don't get their next cake until Wednesday.
>>18680316
They lay a good amount. They're better layers in the winter than my chickens. By at least 3-1. They have a bad habit of just laying wherever the mood strikes them and at night. I can taste the difference. But they're far superior for any recipe that involves yolks. I make a couple of gallons of ice cream during the summer with my egg glut.

[Anonymous No.18680349]

>>18680303
https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw?t=25

[Anonymous No.18680393]

>>18680303
Fed the guts to the birds. They were happy.

[Anonymous No.18680395]

>>18680393
did you check for parasites? before you feed to birds?

[Anonymous No.18680417]

>>18680344
why is there garbage in the coop. Don't be lazy OP. seriously.

[Anonymous No.18680421]

>>18680332

[Anonymous No.18680423]

>>18680393
Why haven't you cut the feet off yet?

[Anonymous No.18680435]

>>18680393
cute slippers and mittens. keep posting

[Anonymous No.18680448]

>>18680417
Ive cleaned it up sense then.
>>18680423
Snipped and rinsed.
Overall I could do better. Ill do the other ones soon but try to save the skins for dog treats.

[Anonymous No.18680467]

>>18680303
Man how do I purchase property like this? I’ve been searching for something simple like this for a year and it’s always just McMansions, trailers or nothing for 30 miles. Do you just knock on doors? Use Google Maps to find one? I don’t get it.

I could always have a house built but I’d be throwing away another $23,000/year at this faggot ass apartment oh my god modern life is so GAY

[Anonymous No.18680472]

>>18680037
Be a man
Eat them with the skin on

[Anonymous No.18680475]

Anyone have a preferred rabbit stew recipe?

[Anonymous No.18680476]

>>18680467
Yeah I get it. Buy a modular home. But my partner refuses to live “trashy” which I agree, it’s literally trash as a house. Basically an insulated shed that has no resale value.

For anyone curious, I have a $300k budget with no luck. Maybe I need to just try harder, call real estate agents. Not just the internet..

[Anonymous No.18680483]

>>18680475
Why not just pan sear it and finish in oven? Seems like every hillbilly you see eating rodents they make some shitty ass “stew” until the meat disintegrates, spitting out birdshot gobbling it down with the flavor of Lawrys seasoning salt and Budweiser

[Anonymous No.18680485]

>>18680476
Your partner is trash and has no resale value

[Anonymous No.18680490]

>>18680485
BIFL, asshole.

[Anonymous No.18680493]

>>18680490
So find someone willing to pay money for an old, used woman with a shitty attitude

Go ahead Ill wait

[Anonymous No.18680494]

>>18680483
Because it's cold and I want to eat some stew while sitting by the fire.

[Anonymous No.18680495]

>>18680200
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.18680500]

>>18680495
That's what food looks like lil timmy.

[Anonymous No.18680501]

>>18680495
t. City slicker

[Anonymous No.18680506]

>>18680501
>>18680500
Whatever you gotta tell yourself from slaughtering a captive rabbit lol. Such great hunters you are!

[Anonymous No.18680508]

>>18680494
Fuck you and stop killing pets, eat a salad instead fatass you’re deranged

[Anonymous No.18680509]

>>18680475
in the family my south-of-france grandma civet de lapin was a big hit for the big occasions
>grill the rabbit and stew with onios, olives, carrots,mustard and herbs

[Anonymous No.18680512]

>>18680493
>woman

[Anonymous No.18680516]

>>18680476
You need to double or even triple your budget. Land is a limited resource and is valued as such.

[Anonymous No.18680517]

>>18680268
>>18680283
this is so fucked up I'm reporting you to the police

[Anonymous No.18680526]

>>18680268
Why is the head removed
Why not just eat a sandwich instead

[Anonymous No.18680530]

>>18680476
I wanted an A frame. Wife had to have a fancy house. The house doesnt really add much value to the property

[Anonymous No.18680532]

>>18680526
Go fishing. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.18680540]

>>18680532
Literally what is the reason to kill what could have been a fun pet for OP or even some kid in the neighborhood? OP could have eaten a $0.10 bologna sandwich and been fine, it’s not about money it’s about power. Destroying what is pure because you’re ugly and corrupt, SAD

[Anonymous No.18680549]

>>18680540
where do you think bologna comes from you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.18680551]

>>18680540
It's food. Would not killing and eating the rabbit mean it's immortal? Nothing gets out of life alive. No exceptions. Don't waste meat and don't cry over sustenance.

[Anonymous No.18680552]

>>18680549
Pigs aren’t pure

[Anonymous No.18680557]

>>18680506
Who said anything about hunting? OP raised a rabbit and decided to kill it and eat it. I don't see what the problem is here

[Anonymous No.18680558]

>>18680475
Did you figure what you’re going to make?

[Anonymous No.18680562]

>>18680517
LOL

Make sure you record the call. This will be gold

[Anonymous No.18680564]

>>18680475
you have beautiful birds

[Anonymous No.18680567]

>>18680526
Because you dont eat the head. Or the feet, or the tail. Have you ever actually butchered or seen an animal butchered???

You know they cut the dick and balls off too, right? LOL

[Anonymous No.18680579]

OP is based beyond belief for raising and slaughtering his own animals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is detached from reality in a really bad way.

[Anonymous No.18680580]

>>18680552
Pigs are a hell of a lot smarter than a rabbit

[Anonymous No.18680585]

>>18680098
honor to the fallen

[Anonymous No.18680586]

>>18680558
When it doubt I roast. Potatoes, carrots, onion etc and I presume I need to add some fat.

[Anonymous No.18680594]

>>18680586
their natural expression seems so sad :(
don't waste them, OP
although you absolutely seem to be doing well for yourself

[Anonymous No.18680595]

>>18680586
Make them have a bite. Just because.

[Anonymous No.18680634]

>>18680530
An A frame is stupid for tons of reasons, your wife is right.

[Anonymous No.18680664]

>>18680634
My thoughts were I could knock down the A grame and develop the property in the future. My parents had a nice house that we had to haul out in dumpsters when we developed that property

[Anonymous No.18680676]

>>18680037
Have no idea why one would raise rabbits for food. They literally aren't even nutritional. No I don't mean their bad for you but they don't provide your body enough nutrients to subsist off them.

[Anonymous No.18680716]

DON'T KILL THE BUNNY

[Anonymous No.18680725]

>>18680716
he ded

[Anonymous No.18680755]

>>18680676
Are you talking about rabbit starvation? It a none issue unless there's some sort of apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.18680772]

>>18680755
kek rabbits would out breed the radiation. one female rabbit can have 12 kits in a month up to 60 a year.

[Anonymous No.18680783]

>>18680586
ever do the shaved back in winter thing? where you shave the rabbits name into its back and it will come in black. was a fun science experiment for 1st grade.

[Anonymous No.18680799]

>>18680037
Roast it with potatoes till the meat almost falls off the bone and the tatoes are crispy. Just like my mom makes it

[Anonymous No.18680813]

>>18680098
>if you only knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.18680832]

>>18680506
Go eat your chicken nuggets.

[Anonymous No.18680840]

>>18680676
That's true of most meat, that's why he made a damn stew with vegetables in it.

[Anonymous No.18681296]

>>18680586
RUN BUDDY!
>>18680586
Olives/Wine go so well with ribbbut.. just an idea for the next one.

[Anonymous No.18681305]

>>18680716
he long gone
... but that rabbit had a better life than whatever you buy in supermarkets all over the world

[Anonymous No.18681350]

>>18680421
kek'd

[Anonymous No.18681371]

>>18680783
>IRL FUNposting via rabbits
oh man, I got so many slurs to shave

[Anonymous No.18682364]

Based op

[Anonymous No.18682373]

>>18680037
I just pretend none of this happened because everything on the internet is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.18682473]

>>18682373
What are all these photos then, anon?

[Anonymous No.18682489]

I hunt and kill wild rabbits never a domesticated one though
kinda seems strange

[Anonymous No.18682503]

>>18680283
lol, he has little boots on. : )

[Anonymous No.18682522]

>>18680421
Fucking outrageously hilarious

[Anonymous No.18682541]

>>18680268
bugs...

[Anonymous No.18682553]

>>18680716
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.18682626]

>>18682503
Lucky rabbit feet.

[Anonymous No.18682637]

OP i want to do the same thing thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.18682668]

>>18680783
That's it I'm going vegan

[Anonymous No.18682680]

>>18680037
any chance you're chinese OP?

[Anonymous No.18682697]

>>18682680
I know you're american, probably underage too.

[Anonymous No.18682703]

>>18682697
don't be so hard on him
he thinks meat grows on trees

[Anonymous No.18683457]

>>18682680
Doesn't look like china.

[Anonymous No.18683526]

>>18682703
it does

[Anonymous No.18683824]

>>18682489
OP is a demented tranny psychopath. reported thread to the authorities. Hope you get put in the slammer for this fucking animal abuse, OP.

[Anonymous No.18683891]

op come back

[Anonymous No.18683893]

>>18683824
shut up tranny

[Anonymous No.18684067]

>>18680476
>For anyone curious, I have a $300k budget with no luck. Maybe I need to just try harder, call real estate agents. Not just the internet..

Yes. Ask the homeowners in your family and friends for a recommendation for a real estate agent. They're like mechanics: a bad one can really fuck you over, an honest one makes everything easier, and it's a confusing bitch to have to do it all, yourself. My wife and I had been looking at homes, online, for almost a year and we were having terrible luck. Finally called a real estate agent and a lawyer friend to help with the documents and we found the home we wanted just inside of three months and saw some other, great houses, too.

[Anonymous No.18684084]

>>18684067
Fags don't have family or friends

He should save that money for the diapers him and his butt buddy are gonna need

[Anonymous No.18684289]

Have none of you ever killed an animal to eat it? Don't you dare call me a degraded nigger or a chink, your fucking grandparents at some point killed something to eat it, op is based.

[Anonymous No.18684350]

>>18684289
anon posts like these >>18680506 >>18682680 are obviously bait and not serious

[Anonymous No.18684409]

>>18680165
>It's a stunner. It knocks them out or outright kills them.
Looks like a solder pump

[Anonymous No.18684467]

>>18680567
>not eating the testes
never gonna fucking make it

[Anonymous No.18684788]

>>18680467
have you tried looking for land in places that suck away from a town of any size? where have you been looking?

[Anonymous No.18684793]

>>18680472
like a bloody kiwi

[Anonymous No.18684814]

>>18684409
That was my first thought too.

[Anonymous No.18684886]

Did you give the liver to the birds too? Keep it in the future, rabbit liver is delicious

[Anonymous No.18684921]

>>18680332
Came here to post this.
It works.

[Anonymous No.18684933]

>>18680508
>and stop killing pets
Why?
As long as he did it quickly and ate it afterwards, I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.18684947]

>>18682489
>never a domesticated one though
kinda seems strange
The only reason it seems strange to me is that rabbits are generally pests so it's easier to kill them in the wild.
Beyond that, it's like quail for me. I've both hunted and raised them for dinner.

[Anonymous No.18685052]

>>18680295
That got me through skinning my first hooker.
>Let me help you with that cost m'lady.

[Anonymous No.18685205]

So whats cooking?

[Anonymous No.18685207]

>>18680037
>F Dick
Mate, I'm pressing F for the whole rabbit.

[Anonymous No.18685854]

>>18685205
Sweet potato, plantain, potato, chicken stock. The bunny.

[Anonymous No.18686191]

>>18680165
Is this for draining them?

[Anonymous No.18686229]

>>18680165
At least it’s not a parking come this time

[Anonymous No.18686269]

>>18680344
>Duck egg icream using "glut"
Exsqueeze me?

[Anonymous No.18686356]

i enjoy your threads but i like bunnies and it's the only food i won't eat so ill skip this one. Look forwards to the next thread

[Anonymous No.18686378]

>>18682697
nope, shitskin jeet lmao

[Anonymous No.18686412]

>>18684289
nope. no one in my family since the beginning has time has killed anything. they all went to the butcher like a normal person. chud

[Anonymous No.18686426]

>>18686412
>chud

[Anonymous No.18687233]

>>18685854
Lotta starch

[Anonymous No.18687254]

>>18680037
leg of lamb, lambeosaurus

[Anonymous No.18687256]

>>18680283
Would hate to die with a full bladder.

[Anonymous No.18687305]

The fact that OP raises and kills his own animals puts him in a category all by himself. Whoever believes differently has a really warped disconnect from the world around them.

[Anonymous No.18687325]

>>18680506
where do you think the rest of your food comes from

[Anonymous No.18687332]

>>18687325
? The grocery store.

[Anonymous No.18687335]

>>18680037
My brain is fried. I read that as rabbi butchering at first.

[Anonymous No.18687398]

>>18680268
This is one of those things that prove God's love for us. Extremely fast breeding, stupid, delicious, and their skin just slides right off.

>>18680526
Free Christmas ornament

[Anonymous No.18688205]

>>18680483
Rabbit meat is very dry, it's better to eat in a stew

[Anonymous No.18688227]

>>18687305
>The fact that OP raises and kills his own animals puts him in a category all by himself.
This is literally the concept behind "livestock". The only reason you aren't starving this winter is because you paid someone else to do it for you.

[Anonymous No.18688244]

>>18680037
Good thread. Are rabbits worth it for meat, compared to chickens? Chickens are just so perfect.

[Anonymous No.18688248]

>>18680052
Do you feed them before butchering?
How do you make sure you don't end up covered in shit?

[Anonymous No.18688284]

as a kid I watched my cousins grandpa butcher rabbits.
he'd grab it by the legs, hold it upside down and then karate chop its neck. one strike was often enough.
he was a boxer and his hands were massive.

[Anonymous No.18688313]

>>18688244
depends on what you mean by "worth it"
they breed like, well, like rabbits, so you know.

[Anonymous No.18688332]

>>18688313
Money/care vs how much meat you get out of them. I never had rabbits but chickens seem a lot easier to care for and in the summer they eat a lot of bugs and other shit on their own.

[Anonymous No.18688390]

>>18680098
>his smile and optimism, gone

[Anonymous No.18688401]

>>18688332
The rabbits wear cheaper than chicken and duck. During the summer they eat my grass and pellets. The pellets are cheaper than chicken feed.
Plus the bunny put can go straight on my garden. The chicken crap needs to be composted.

[Anonymous No.18688433]

>>18680526
The sandwich has parts of it that no longer has a head

[Anonymous No.18688452]

>>18680037
OP, you should do what that Jap's been doing
bleed it and then pump marinade directly into it's cardiovascular system.

[Anonymous No.18688460]

>>18680052
wtf this isn't wild rabbit leave them alone OP

[Anonymous No.18688462]

>>18680526
anon are you implying he should eat a head sandwhich because your making me kinda nervous.

[Anonymous No.18688479]

i didn't realize who OP was, seen his posts before. now i'm okay with it he is pretty based actually

[Anonymous No.18688517]

>>18680552
Pigs are more intelligent than dogs. They are significantly more self aware than a stupid rabbit. What makes butchering them ok? Either it’s all wrong or not wrong at all.

[Anonymous No.18688530]

>>18688460
>leave them alone OP
Why does it matter if it's wild?
It's a rabbit.

[Anonymous No.18688539]

>>18680540
>Destroying what is pure because you’re ugly and corrupt
Rabbits are violent creatures that eat their own young and their own feces.
Rabbits eat rabbit. And you should too

[Anonymous No.18688540]

>>18680421
I’ve seen a video about this. Actually works. How would you get the hide off without a knife though

[Anonymous No.18688542]

>>18688540
You'd still need to get the hide off, but it's a lot less messy

[Anonymous No.18688550]

>>18688542
but y'know, doesn't take long
it's funny how it really is just like a sleeve, how you can just pull the pelt off of them easily

[Anonymous No.18688574]

>>18680783
I must be getting baited because I cant find shit to support this theory.

[Anonymous No.18688577]

>>18682489
>a nice brace of coneys

[Anonymous No.18688669]

>>18688574

[Anonymous No.18688903]

>>18688517
Paul says some things are Holy to some people and not to others, but we should respect their decisions.

[Anonymous No.18690035]

>>18688530
Less parasites and I get to play with baby bunnies for awhile before I eat them.

[Anonymous No.18690051]

>>18688577
Nice brace of sevens, ESL retard

[Anonymous No.18690058]

>>18680052

[Anonymous No.18690072]

>>18680098
>>18680813

[Anonymous No.18690246]

Hey OP, I find breaking their necks to be much easier than coning them and cutting their throat. You can use something called a Hopper Popper that you just slide their heads into and then pull on their back legs to break their neck. You can also use a straight piece of wood or a metal bar (like a broom handle) to place behind their ears while they're laying on the ground, hold the handle down with your foot then pull straight up on their back legs to break the neck.

Don't feed the body pelt to your dogs there's too much fur and it can cause blockages. Dry the raw feet and ears for dog treats. You can also give your dogs the heart and liver (once you remove the gallbladder) if you don't want the livers for yourself. Rabbit livers are great fried.

[Anonymous No.18690816]

>>18680037
OP, have you used this device on ducks?
I imagine it would btfo of any brains but the amazon reviews are mixed..
I have used this >>18690246 broomstick method before but Id rather just push a button.
Nice thread!

[Anonymous No.18690834]

>>18690035
yum

[Anonymous No.18690838]

>>18680098
>that face
it's over

[Anonymous No.18691589]

>>18690816

[Anonymous No.18691604]

>>18691589
they fast

[Anonymous No.18691610]

>>18691604
They don't like me!

[Anonymous No.18691758]

>>18690816
I bought it for ducks. But I've been procrastinating on doing my ducks because I haven't wanted to deal with plucking. Even with a drum plucker they're a pain. I have 6 ish drake's that need to go. Along with a couple of old hens

[Anonymous No.18691819]

>>18691758
>procrastinating on doing my ducks because I haven't wanted to deal with plucking.
yes, me too..
>>18691589 are 18 months old.
Cheers!

[Anonymous No.18691823]

I find it pretty morally reprehensible that you're killing domesticated pet rabbits, OP. You're not in a third world country where you have to eat what you can get, you're clearly American or Canadian and well to do since you have your own land. You're probably rich compared to most of the poors on this board, yet you're buying pet rabbits to kill? For what... For fun? There are so many wild rabbits out there you can hunt and kill. Are you too much of a lazy fat fuck to actually hunt a rabbit? Or do you get off on killing pet rabbits instead? Someone could've loved those buns and given them a good home. You remind me of the freaks that buy live pet rats at the pet store to feed to a snake when they could get frozen ones instead. Got to have some form of mental illness or other mental flaw to find this shit to be alright when you live in a first world country. I bet you'd do the same to a pet dog or cat if it was more socially acceptable. You're no different than the chinks.

[Anonymous No.18691827]

>>18691823
livestock animals are not pets

[Anonymous No.18691865]

>>18691823
They aren't pet rabbits. The new Zealand whites. They're bred for meat. Im using the rabbits as part of my garden. I don't see the issue. They got treats and attention and okayish housing and occasionally go to frolic in my garden and house. Then I ate one of them. If I had the land for it I'd do bigger livestock

[Anonymous No.18691882]

>>18691610
bribe them with cake

[Anonymous No.18691898]

>>18691823
>domesticated pet rabbits
... Why exactly do you think rabbits were domesticated in the first place?
It's not a fucking parrot, anon.
It's a cheap, low maintenance, source of food that reproduces quickly.

[Anonymous No.18691899]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

You are sick in the head fucked up monster. I am literally in shock right now. This is gore it has nothing to do with cooking it is closer to a horror film. That rabbit was alive it had hopes and dreams and love and you MURDERED it to post it here for sick pleasure to impress other fucked up 4chan incels.

Sometimes I think this website has changed but then I see things like this and I am reminded that it isn't just a silly place where people act funny because you can when you're anonymous but that there are actually people here who are FUCKED in the head INSANE who need to be anonymous because if they were themselves in public they would be locked up where they belong and medicated.

Killing bunnies? Literally how fucked up can you be. This is worse than those sick videos of monkeys. Why would anyone want to kill adorable fluff ball bunnies? They are the most innocent creatures on Earth. All they wanted was to munch on carrots and have cuddles and you murdered them for zero reason.

You are fucked up and you should be locked up. One day you will get what is coming to you. Nobody will ever love a fucked up crazy person like you. You will die alone. Every time you go outside you know you have to hide your real thoughts because you aren't normal you are EVIL. One day people will realize and see you for the psychopath you are.

[Anonymous No.18691903]

>>18691899
The amount of effort you put into writing bait this poor will not be worth the (You)'s.

[Anonymous No.18692002]

[Anonymous No.18692059]

Rabbit are pets ? Never saw them as such. they're just an another livestock ? Grandpa used to have some with chickens and ducks. I'm from the french's countryside so maybe that's why.

[Anonymous No.18692089]

>>18680526
makes a good ashtray
>>18684467
made me think of a bunch of chinks eating animal nuts in a bowl with chopsticks and saying 'mmm.. this is good testeru' idk why

[Anonymous No.18692335]

>>18691865
extremely comfy pic

[Anonymous No.18692375]

>>18680476
https://www.redfin.com/OR/Riddle/858-Glenbrook-Loop-Rd-97469/home/25993788
>inb4 it's not near any barcades or funko pop stores

[Anonymous No.18692419]

>>18691899
anon you have to try harder then that
here is your (you)

[Anonymous No.18692511]

>>18691865
while I find rabbits cuddly and cute I also eat meat in general so I made sure to not avert my eyes at the processing pics you posted. the animals I eat like cows and pigs and poultry all can be cuddly and cute too yet I eat them most days anyway. as long as I keep eating meat i find it important to see what it is I'm doing and not pretend this gruesome process doesn't happen all the time

[Anonymous No.18692537]

>>18680526
where do you think sandwiches come from anon
food doesn't come from the grocery store

[Anonymous No.18692608]

>>18691865
And it's fine if you think that's cool, but I just find it a bit gross because we know that domesticated rabbits are fairly intelligent, emotional creatures that are widely accepted as pets. I'm just saying, I don't find you any different than chinks that eat dogs, and boy do they love to eat dogs. I'm not sure I could justify killing domesticated dogs or rabbits myself while being in a first world country. If it's not born out of necessity, then there's no reason to kill and eat a species that many people deem pet-worthy. I would hunt and eat a wild rabbit, but "meat-bred" species like the New Zealand white or giant Flemish rabbit are still amazing pets if you want to read about them.

[Anonymous No.18692633]

>>18692608
why are you bumping this great thread?

[Anonymous No.18692636]

>>18680395
all wild animals have parasites, it's part of nature

[Anonymous No.18692646]

>>18692608
I don't know about other breeds but St. Bernards are pretty expensive and you need to get them from a breeder

[Anonymous No.18692651]

>>18692636
Just give them some horse paste while you fatten em up before the slaughter

[Anonymous No.18692700]

>>18692608
Flemish giant are great meat rabbits. Theyre bony and they take a long time to get to any size.

[Anonymous No.18692719]

>>18692608
>that are widely accepted as pets.
They eat their own young.
General rule of thumb:
If the animal is a cannibal, then it agrees you made the right choice.

[Anonymous No.18692728]

>>18692719
Sometimes they just eat the extremities

[Anonymous No.18692753]

>>18692636
they are not wild, those are farmed

[Anonymous No.18692761]

>>18680772
And all the babies would die before reaching adulthood, if even born alive from irradiated semen

[Anonymous No.18692764]

>>18682668
anon its just shaving the fur, not carving into its skin

[Anonymous No.18692782]

>>18692728
>nibbling off the legs of babies is ok

[Anonymous No.18692797]

>>18692608

[Anonymous No.18692827]

>>18692797
Kek, i love you op

[Anonymous No.18692845]

I hope you give them a good life OP. It's the right thing to do if you're going to kill them.

[Anonymous No.18692883]

>>18680483
Its good chopped and seared as taco meat. No heavy spices just s&p. Think lengua vibes. This is jackrabbit warmed over a wood stove in my hot tent. Doesnt get comfier than this.

[Anonymous No.18692922]

>>18680200
holy fuck is he okay?

[Anonymous No.18692944]

fuck this shit im becoming a vegan

[Anonymous No.18692976]

>>18692944
ok

[Anonymous No.18693083]

>>18692845
I'm going to work on an improved setup.in the spring. I didn't wanted to invest to much into this until I bred, raised, butchered, and eaten some.
>>18692944
Not a very eco friendly diet but kinda moot considering the state of the world.

[Anonymous No.18693148]

>>18680540
>fun pet
>>18691823
>domesticated
>pet rabbits
Rabbits are not pets, no matter how domesticated the breed. They are little hopping disease vectors that shit wherever they like and chew on anything they like, including furniture and electrical wires. They also breed so fast they will quickly become a pest if they are not regularly culled either by humans or some other predator. At very best they are livestock, and at worst they are vermin.
>I bet you'd do the same to a pet dog or cat if it was more socially acceptable.
The reason we bred dogs and cats in the first place was to help us hunt and manage other animal populations such as rabbits. They have co-evolved with us to be part of our society, and will therefore respond to training and respect your living space. They also have an innate desire for hygiene, leading them to groom themselves and bury their excrement far away from where they sleep.
>>18691865
>frolic in my garden and house
This is the only sussy thing you posted. Rabbits are not hygienic enough to be allowed in a house where humans live.
>>18680139
>>18692511
>cute
Pretty sure this is modern social conditioning. Historically people limited their empathy to clean animals that were part of human social groups. Then we all got television and it brainwashed us with anthropomorphic animal cartoons. Then we got the internet and people started turning into furries.
>>18692059
>I'm from the french's countryside
The more I learn about rural France the more based it is. Every time I see a vegan health fanatic going on about their gluten free diet, I think of all those French farmers who live on fatty poultry and still have a higher average lifespan. Never change.

[Anonymous No.18693179]

>>18692944
>im becoming a vegan
>>18693083
>Not a very eco friendly diet
This. Vegans have to get their protein shipped in from the opposite hemisphere during the winter, which is about the most polluting and planet destroying thing you can do outside of nuclear war.
In a tropical climate you can maybe sustain a meatless diet off of local produce, but only for a small number of people. High caste Indians can do it, for example, but even then they tend to be lacto-vegetarian rather than full vegan.

[Anonymous No.18693348]

>>18693179
Its more complicated than that. Without animals in the mix, agriculture destroys soils very fast. You need some sort of herba to process all the extra plant matter back into usable material for plants and other animals to eat the pests.

[Anonymous No.18693382]

>>18692883
beyond comfy

[Anonymous No.18693447]

Hey OP, got a question for ya. Been thinking about getting my own land for some time and wanted to know what you think is easier for meat, rabbit or chicken? Chicken seems kind of messy to raise but I love the taste. Also how gamey is domestic rabbit?

[Anonymous No.18693498]

>>18692797
Sleep tight

[Anonymous No.18693500]

>>18692797
The dead bunny doesn't bother me. Way to reply in the most lazy, shitty way you possibly could. You don't have anything to say because you know I'm right. You're just a fat lazy cunt who's too much of a faggot to go hunting like a real man. Go ahead and breed some golden retrievers too for meat while you're at it, since you have the soul of a filthy chink.

[Anonymous No.18693518]

>>18693500
You're a faggot. Why the fuck did you think we domesticated rabbits in the first place? Where do you think rabbit meat in stores comes from? Where do you think ALL meat comes from?

[Anonymous No.18693562]

>>18688452
Wouldn't you need the marinade to be about the consistency of water, strained beforehand after any soluble compounds from herbs etc had been absorbed, since for that to work it has to diffuse from capillary walls into surrounding tissue?

If all those conditions are met I could see it working rather well, but it does add extra steps to the process in which you have to infuse the marinade for a while beforehand.

[Anonymous No.18693590]

>>18693500
he replied to your bootyblasted ass that way because you aren't worth responding to seriously. that's why I'm posting a picture of my turd. fagola

[Anonymous No.18693773]

>>18690035

[Anonymous No.18693804]

>>18693500
Are you a teddy disciple or something? What do you have against animal domestication and agriculture?

[Anonymous No.18693895]

>>18680256
>Would you consider pumping the circulatory system with interesting seasonings after bleeding the rabbit like that one Japanese guy?
Degenerate mad scientist shit that perverts the natural order.

[Anonymous No.18693951]

>>18693895
to respect the carcass is to maximize it's potential
just pump some soysauce into it's veins

[Anonymous No.18693955]

>>18687398
The concept of bunnies that you have described arouses me sexually.

[Anonymous No.18693971]

>>18693500
>>18693804
>be Chinese
>eat own dog starting by tossing it in a pot of boiling water and holding the lid down
>watch retarded gweilo argue over untortured food
goml

[Anonymous No.18694182]

>>18688517
>the heckin' piggos are more intelligent than le mangy mutts
kill yourself. swine are dirty degenerate animals while dogs are noble creatures. Except shitbulls. Kill shitbulls.
plus dogmeat is no good. have fun getting prion disease.
Bunny rabbits are innocent defenseless creatures. A pig or a cow could actually kill someone. There was a woman in Russia who was eaten by the ukrainians (sorry i just had to, low hanging fruits) she was raising in her barn. Cows and sheep can gore people.
It's one thing to bag a hare while hunting but raising bunnies for food is fucked up and something only a deranged psycho would do.

[Anonymous No.18694186]

>>18694182
This is actually pure schizo rambling, OP really got the crowd riled up just having a tasty meal

[Anonymous No.18694191]

Don't listen to the 'uwu but the cute bunni!' fags. Raising your own meat by means of treating it well and providing a quick death is a respectable undertaking.

[Anonymous No.18694192]

>>18691865
you don't find ANYTHING morally reprehensible about lulling a sweet innocent bunny rabbit into safety and then murdering it?
>>18693148
kill yourself thousand pity animal abuser.

[Anonymous No.18694206]

>>18694186
>pure schizo rambling
this is what a cow can do to a nigga.
psychopaths like killing and skinning small animals. I bet OP would torture rats and stray animals for fun when he was a kid.
No one in their right mind would think this is ok to do or even fucking post online unless they were a thousand pity animal abusing freaks.

[Anonymous No.18694226]

>>18694192
cry about it

[Anonymous No.18694231]

>>18680037
What Is that? Just use a broom stick.

[Anonymous No.18694239]

>>18694226
Never let me catch you IRL or I'll make you feel the pain of all the innocent bnuys you've killed. We don't cotton to freaks around here and I won't tolerate one of your kind.

[Anonymous No.18694242]

>>18694239
are you also going to torture cats for all the innocent rats they've killed?
or whales for the fish they've eaten?
you will not tolerate the ways of nature?
what is this hubris

[Anonymous No.18694245]

>>18694242
He clearly said he's happy to see other big animals die

[Anonymous No.18694259]

>>18680256
>Would you consider pumping the circulatory system with interesting seasonings after bleeding the rabbit like that one Japanese guy?
Got any more info on this guy? I couldn't find anything, and I'm really curious as to the resuluts.

[Anonymous No.18694260]

>>18694242
cat's don't cage up rats and then decapitate them. they actually hunt them unlike your lazy degenerate ass.
also fish don't feel pain.
But I bet you're ok using kittens and puppies as bait for sharks so you can be le self sufficient then?
domestication is not the way of nature.

[Anonymous No.18694261]

One of these days I'm going to cook one.

[Anonymous No.18694269]

>>18694239
i'm so scared

dont worry kid youll grow out of the 'animal rights extremist' phase in a few years just dont go looking into how horrific the meat industry is. itll make breaking a little bunbuns neck look like chump change compared to the ocean of animal suffering in those places.

[Anonymous No.18694280]

>>18694269
>animal rights extremist
couldn't be me.
just don't like degenerate bullies who pick on sweet little buns.

[Anonymous No.18694279]

>>18694261
ive been wondering about raising guinea pigs vs raising rabbits myself. the males seem like they might have a musty taste to them because of the boar grease they secrete

[Anonymous No.18694291]

>>18694280
why dont you just avoid threads like this if you arent emotionally mature enough to handle them then. raising and slaughtering meat animals is not 'bullying' you sissy faggot

[Anonymous No.18694298]

>>18694279
I used to raise rabbits but it never really tasted like chicken. Did coturnix quail this summer. They are tiny and taste okay but I don't like having to buy feed. Trying the guineas now because I can grow what they eat and hopefully they taste good.

[Anonymous No.18694302]

>>18694291
So if I adopted a child, fattened them up and then slit his throat while he's sleeping, that wouldn't be fucked up at all?
Bnuys are our FRIENDS.
Killing them is the ultimate betrayal of their trust.

[Anonymous No.18694307]

>>18694302
Actual psychopath post

[Anonymous No.18694312]

>>18694307
>psychopath post
because i see innocent little creatures like bnuys like children?
how is it psychopathic, exactly? I'm not advocating to raise and slaughter human children.

[Anonymous No.18694320]

>>18694298
interesting, whats the growth rate on the gpigs compared to meat rabbits? i've had a pet gpig before and the only thing that makes me more interested in the meat rabbits is that the rabbits can eat a wider variety of scraps from my garden

>>18694302
literal emotional retard tier thinking, get a grip

[Anonymous No.18694343]

>>18694320
The guinea pigs reproduce and put on weight much slower than rabbits but they don't dug which is nice.

[Anonymous No.18694352]

>>18694320
>muh emotional
yes, because I'm not a psychopath.
>but muh pragmatics
my feelings are never wrong.

[Anonymous No.18694358]

>>18694352
>yes, because I'm not a psychopath.
If you're not a vegetarian, you're a hypocrite and a psychopath.
The only thing worse than being mean is being inconsistent. Mean is necessary, inconsistent is the root of evil.

[Anonymous No.18694368]

>>18680037
Are you up to some electronics, op?

[Anonymous No.18694374]

>>18694312
>soyjack posters are edgy zoomers
color me surprised

[Anonymous No.18694379]

comfy thread ruined stop getting angry at bait

[Anonymous No.18694423]

>>18694358
>inconsistent
how am I inconsistent? Have you maybe consider that I'm using a different criteria than you to determine what is ok and what isn't ok to kill?
You're inconsistent, if anything. You wouldn't use kittens as sharkbait or raise a human child for their meat. That's inconsistency.
I am consistent whereas I think it's wrong to kill animals that aren't hurting you.
>but like the other anon said!!! rabbits are vectors of disease and are pests
but the thing is, you brought them to your property intentionally to kill them and eat them. they can't hurt you. they trust you to keep them safe.
a wild hare would be more suitable and justifiable to kill. as per anon said.
Cows and pigs can actually harm a human being. Like I said earlier, an old pig farmer lady was eaten by her own pigs. Cows can gore people
>inb4 cows don't have horns, those are bulls
there are cows who do have horns actually.
also slaughtering a sheep is justifiable because a sheep can gore you as well if it has horns.
>>18694379
murdering pets is not "comfy"

[Anonymous No.18694436]

>>18694206
>rat
Fuck off, nigger. Rats are disgusting disease carrying abominations that need to be wiped off the face of the fucking Earth. Fuck you for even suggesting giving those walking plagues anything less than a harrowing demise jew.

[Anonymous No.18694448]

>>18694436
there's a difference between poisoning the rats that infest your house and torturing them to death.
>b-but they have disease
they didn't want to have disease. just wash your hands of it and let the kitty have it's fun.

[Anonymous No.18694452]

Coming up next, Vegan Electricity.

[Anonymous No.18694454]

>>18694452
and Vegan Electronics.

[Anonymous No.18694458]

>>18692608
>fairly intelligent, emotional creatures
You're just triggered because the rabbit is "cute" unlike a cow or a pig. Basically you're a woman mentally.

[Anonymous No.18694462]

>>18694452
>>18694454
but until then, kill those rabbits

[Anonymous No.18694468]

>>18694458
cow and pig can fuck your shit up. a rabbit you bought from petsmart is innocent and dindu nuffin and trusts you.
slaughter under trust is immoral as fuck and anyone who does it needs to be hanged

[Anonymous No.18694478]

>>18692608
Gooks eat huskies? Seems like a shitty dog to eat. I'd at least go for something fat and lazy, not hyper spastic.

[Anonymous No.18694483]

The Agricultural Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>brought mass amount of slavery of both animals and humans
>humans started playing God by making different cultivars and clones of plants
>made humans weak ass cucks
>created sedentary life and encourages torture of animals
>created goyslop out of sneeds
embrace Hunter Gatherer lifestyle. If that's too hard, become a nomadic pastoralist and go conquer grazing lands, cuck.

[Anonymous No.18694488]

>>18694468
So now the criteria is how dangerous instead of how smart or "emotional" the animal is. Just admit you're a faggot and move on, it's socially acceptable in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.18694498]

>>18694488
kys psychopathic non-white troon. i will NOT kill ze bnuy

[Anonymous No.18694513]

>>18694498
You would think the faggot crying over a rabbit would be the troon. Good luck with your transition, try not to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18694534]

>>18694513
idk who is more mentally ill
the person who doesn't think killing poor defenseless bunnies is ok or the troon who thinks that its based to decapitate and then tear the skin off of an animal?
Our ancestors know that your kind are subhuman. That's why butchers and executioners had to live away from the normal well-adjusted people back then. Even back then, people knew that you are degenerates. Even gooks who eat dogs know that butchers are part of the untouchable caste of society.

[Anonymous No.18694591]

>>18694534
>this nigga thinks the animals he eats aren't decapitated and skinned
I hope at least you're a vegan otherwise you're a retard for thinking the shit you eat doesn't go through much worse

[Anonymous No.18694625]

>>18694591
shut up filth. cleanse yourself of defilement. you and I are not the same. Of course the filth tried to liken itself to a normal person. No sane person can do that to an animal. Proven by how many slaughterhouse workers end up with mental issues. If you had full reign, there would be no doubt that you would be butchering people too.

[Anonymous No.18694629]

>>18694423
Either this is surely bait, or it just reinforces the point that /ck/ may have some of the most retarded posters in blue 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18694653]

>>18694625
>cleanse yourself of defilement
Is this tranny serious lmoa

[Anonymous No.18695211]

Bunnies really hold an emotional place in some people's hearts. My duck threads didn't have this scale of emotional outbursts.
And I think they're cutes as heck.

[Anonymous No.18695252]

>>18694625
>No sane person can do that to an animal. Proven by how many slaughterhouse workers end up with mental issues.
what about the slaughterhouse workers who don't?

[Anonymous No.18695257]

>>18695211
I would imagine there's far more people who've had rabbits as pets than ducks

[Anonymous No.18695258]

>>18695252
they probably had mental issues to begin with. You are not sane if you enjoy killing anything.

[Anonymous No.18695287]

>>18687305
Dude, I fucking hate animal cruelty but what op's doing is just normal for raising lifestock.
Go use your powerful emotions for something more productive.

[Anonymous No.18695372]

>>18695211
Ducks are cute, too. I had my own rabbits as pets growing up and would have never eaten those. My neighbor had an enclosure and bred them for meat, I ate those. Rabbit is delicious. Sadly now I live in the city and raising animals is pretty much impossible

[Anonymous No.18695380]

>>18695258
so every slaughterhouse worker in the world is a mentally ill person who enjoys killing?

[Anonymous No.18695398]

>>18694192
>you don't find ANYTHING morally reprehensible about lulling a sweet innocent bunny rabbit into safety and then murdering it?
>innocent bunny
>innocent

[Anonymous No.18695400]

>>18694483
You're a larping faggot that lives in his mother's basement. What OP is doing is fine and based.

[Anonymous No.18695404]

>>18691823
They're not pets they're livestock

[Anonymous No.18695408]

>>18680037
In the interest of discussion that isn't vegans going REEEEE, can you answer my questions OP?
>>18693447

[Anonymous No.18695478]

>>18695400
>it's BASED and epic
no one who isn't a delusional tranny thinks this.
it's the fact you take pleasure in death that makes you a mentally ill freak.

[Anonymous No.18695487]

>>18695287
>it's just normal
no, no it isn't. it's not normal to brag to all your 4chan buddies how you're about to slaughter a bunny rabbit. Relishing in killing is not normal.

[Anonymous No.18695520]

>>18695478
Anon, this is no different from harvesting vegetables. The food was grown, then it was harvested. The only pleasure to be found is in a job well done. If you're upset because the food OP harvested happens to be "le heckin cute bnuuy" then might I suggest joining PETA?

[Anonymous No.18695525]

>>18695520
>it's no different than harvesting vegetables
keep trying to justify your defilement, freak.

[Anonymous No.18695542]

>>18695525
Where's the justification? Its farming. This is what farmers do. This is how food is made. It's not particularly pretty, but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.18695558]

>>18695542
Besides, those rabbits lived better lives than their wild equivalent. Or better than the life of a chicken in a factory farm.

[Anonymous No.18695568]

>>18695542
it's not farming. It's slaughter. Know your place, filth.

[Anonymous No.18695578]

>>18695568
>it's not farming. It's slaughter.
Which is what you do when farming livestock.

[Anonymous No.18695587]

>>18695578
only if you're a jewish industrial farmer. all the normal farmers sell them to a slaughterhouse.

[Anonymous No.18695597]

Here's a pick of my sexually confused rooster Herald. He likes ducks.
>>18695408
>>18693447
Chickens:
Easier to free range
Less chance of catching parasites from them
Eggs
Poop needs composting
More work to butcher. (Plucking)
Can be more of a pain to breed. And the most efficient meat bird the Cornish cross doesn't breed true.

Rabbits:
Cheaper feed
Can't free range easily they dig and can get a few diseases from the ground
Easier to butcher
Wastes can go directly onto plants
Furs potentially useful.
Breeds prodigiously

[Anonymous No.18695615]

>>18695597
Seems like rabbits might be easier for a beginner then. Probably easier to buy a hutch than to set up a coop. Cleaning seems easier too.

[Anonymous No.18695625]

>>18695587
how is selling your animals to a slaughterhouse any more moral? you vegans are crazy

[Anonymous No.18695626]

>>18695615
I keep finding old dog crates and other cages at my local dump. Just make sure the holes are bigger than the poop or it just builds up in the cage.

[Anonymous No.18695653]

>>18695625
>When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
The blood is on the slaughterhouse's hands.
>vegan
i eat meat everyday, except Friday.

[Anonymous No.18695655]

>>18686269
They don't lay much in the winter. I get 6ish a day right now ( mostly duck). But come spring it'll be dozens. Some of my hens are getting old so I'm not sure how big the glut will be.

[Anonymous No.18695671]

>>18695626
The ducks are cute but ditch the tilt shift filter

[Anonymous No.18695686]

>>18694206
>Ukrainian cow

[Anonymous No.18695689]

>>18692797
I can save him

[Anonymous No.18695723]

>>18695653
anon I don't think you're supposed to learn from Pilate, he was the bad guy

[Anonymous No.18695734]

>>18695653
>tumult
I like this word. It doesn't get used enough.

[Anonymous No.18695760]

>>18695723
Not that anon, but Pilate is largely misunderstood. He didn't want to crucify Jesus, even giving the crowd a choice between the zealot Barabbas, who was a murderer and Jesus who had not broken any Roman law. Not wanting a revolt, he condemned Jesus at the insistence of the crowd. The crowd, I might add, that consisted largely of jews loyal to the pharisees.
You might remember Jesus saying "forgive them father for they know not what they do" while he was on the cross. This is for the sake of the Romans, who were unaware of who Jesus was and what it was they were doing. The pharisees and the crowd knew, however. Shouting "his blood be on us and our children" they were damned for the crime of killing the prophesied Messiah.
You can read it yourself in Matthew 27:24-26.

[Anonymous No.18695762]

>>18695723
>pontius was the bad guy
no, anon. that was the Jews. Pilates didn't want to kill Jesus.
"Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, 'His blood be on us, and on our children.'"

[Anonymous No.18695768]

>>18695597
Based herald

[Anonymous No.18695978]

>>18695653
You are so stupid

[Anonymous No.18696824]

Wtf

[Anonymous No.18696869]

>>18696824
Just a man preparing a rabbit.

[Anonymous No.18697321]

>>18693148
It's purely modern conditioning.
>Historically people limited their empathy to clean animals that were part of human social groups
Even then people would still drown unwanted puppies and kittens.

[Anonymous No.18698203]

>>18689326