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Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:06:31 2022 No.18677130 [Reply] [Original]

Could (You) beat the Chipman Challenge?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:12:55 2022 No.18677152 i'd rather beat chipman within an inch of his fat faggot life

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:14:40 2022 No.18677157 >>18677152 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:18:12 2022 No.18677165 If they make a keto version, sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:19:21 2022 No.18677168 >>18677130 No, because I don't like ketchup or pickles. Remove those and I could do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:20:13 2022 No.18677172 iirc there were like 2 large sodas in it which would filter me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:25:18 2022 No.18677311 >>18677130 I'm lactose intolerant and don't drink caffeine. Otherwise I could easily put that away

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:30:24 2022 No.18677326 >>18677152 This. And no, I'd probably be full after 1 of the fries and a burger

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:33:21 2022 No.18677339 in terms of quantity, if you couldn't finish this you must be a gigantic faggot or a woman. inb4 >fat fuck no, anyone could eat this amount of food if they had to

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:10:05 2022 No.18677626 I think I could maybe do the burgers and that would be about it would probably end up coming up half an hour later

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:31:43 2022 No.18677715 Why do you make this exact same thread every week?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:54:19 2022 No.18677780 >>18677715 Because laughing at Movieblob and goyslop goblins in general is funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:57:30 2022 No.18677793 >>18677168 people who don't like pickles are subhuman

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:00:19 2022 No.18677798 $movieblob_pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:02:26 2022 No.18677802 File: 79 KB, 680x939, 1e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18677152 Lol salty nostalgia chick still mad at the Bobmob!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:19:36 2022 No.18677859 That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:21:10 2022 No.18677861 >>18677130 give me a bottle of oasis instead of coke and yeah easily

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:23:38 2022 No.18677871 Realistically i could probably eat one quarter pounder if i took the second patty out, 3 nugs and a few fries

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:59:26 2022 No.18678001 >>18677130 That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:03:20 2022 No.18678014 >>18677339 Post wrists

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:05:17 2022 No.18678026 >>18677130 I tried to eat a pound of ribeye today and couldn't, so probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:16:43 2022 No.18678319 >>18678014 i weigh like 160lbs and i'm 6' tall. again, if you had to, not a great deal of food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:22:20 2022 No.18678337 >>18678026 lol fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:23:33 2022 No.18678340 >>18677130 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:23:36 2022 No.18678341 normally no but after three beers and a long day of working with no lunch you may just see a record breaking feat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:25:21 2022 No.18678345 >>18678341 waahhhhhhh

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:28:48 2022 No.18678353

>>18678345
wahhh?? wahhh on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe wahhh and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "wahhh" on the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 05:35:44 2022 No.18678706 Mcshill thread. Reminder that they pay influencers to make this content and shills to post it.

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 05:41:07 2022 No.18678727

What are the lowest value food products?
Sugar, salt, oil, potatoes, whey.
That's how to make the most profit from the poorest people (you).

Flour+sugar = brioche
Oil+potatoes = fries
Whey+oil+sugar= soft serve
Sugar + water = soft drink

When you remove all this you're meal is a piece of lettuce, two slices of pickle, an egg size piece of mince.
Yes, really. That's how stupid you are.

It's not even that it's "bad for you" it's just the worst value food a poor can buy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 06:30:24 2022 No.18678841 >>18677130 I think I could eat the 4 double cheeseburgers but I'd fail at the fries and nuggets. I know my limits cuz I did fasting and OMAD a few months ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 06:32:40 2022 No.18678845 >>18678727 >whey. fuck you biden for stealing my gainz

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 12:43:56 2022 No.18679475 >>18677130 Get rid of that toxic-waste cheese off the burgers and I could do it. Also, replace the ketchup with Big Mac special sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 16:34:22 2022 No.18680059 >>18677130 I could put that away, but I'd probably not be having a good time by the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 16:35:08 2022 No.18680063 >>18677130 Goyslop

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 16:41:15 2022 No.18680084 >>18677130 yes, not just could but i would given the opportunity

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 18:04:09 2022 No.18680363 >>18677130 >"Beat the Chipman" Challenge Sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 18:06:33 2022 No.18680368 >>18680363 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 18:08:12 2022 No.18680371 >>18677130 I've done it will high once. but I fucking regretted it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 18:18:51 2022 No.18680391 >>18677130 It doesn’t look like that much food, but I’d honestly probably puke after eating half of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 19:11:01 2022 No.18680561 >>18677130 what's the challenge dumbass. all you've posted is my daily lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 19:34:02 2022 No.18680640 >>18677130 I could but I'd have to puke after or I'd feel like death for 3 days >>18677311 you realize cheese doesn't have lactose

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 19:34:19 2022 No.18680643 >>18677130 i do 2 mcchickens, a double quarter pounder, fries and a seltzer water. honestly heavenly meal

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 19:37:21 2022 No.18680653 I used to have fast food once or twice a week, sometimes a meal twice a day. I haven't had FF in five years and I still get sad that I know I can't trust myself to eat Wendy's or McDonalds again. I'll just fall back into the cycle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 22:25:11 2022 No.18681258 >>18677130 >Chipman Challenge What burger item is that on the menu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 00:03:06 2022 No.18681610 >>18677130 If I record myself doing your stupid challenge will you stop spamming this every day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 00:17:31 2022 No.18681652 >>18681610 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 00:41:24 2022 No.18681734 >>18677130 i would do it if not for the soda. is replacing them with water allowed?

Anonymous Sun Dec 11 04:51:11 2022 No.18682646

>>18677130
at one point i was getting 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, a basket of fries and a soda as my "usual" from mcdonald's before i started getting more health aware, and i could put that shit away in about 30 minutes

so yeah, it's more food than it'd care to eat but i could easily do that with 3 grand on the line

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 09:25:56 2022 No.18683336 File: 4 KB, 225x225, ElskCTrXgAE4q0Q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18677130 The GauntFat Diet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 09:34:49 2022 No.18683357 >>18678337 No, just vaxxed

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 15:25:24 2022 No.18684066 >>18682646 >a basket of fries A WHOLE BASKET of fries? What the fuck, anon? That's like 3-4 large fries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 15:54:18 2022 No.18684164 >>18677130 If I was starved for 2 or 3 days yea

Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:17:49 2022 No.18685053

>>18683336
>People have been shitting on him for almost a decade at this point
>Still chugging along
>Ellis' career is done
He won. Also fat whites like Bob and his family routinely live into their 90s, cope about calling him unhealthy. English genes are incredible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:35:21 2022 No.18685118 >>18677130 yes but not the cola. I'd probably have to 10 times after that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:38:19 2022 No.18685132 >>18677130 Easily

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 00:53:56 2022 No.18685982

I somehow had enough points on the app for free McDonalds and maybe it's just my location in bumbfuck Montana. Maybe it's because I haven't been in like a year+ but holy lord McDicks somehow found a way to make it even MORE hot garbage. FFS I like crap like canned beefaroni and even I was surprised about how awful it was. And they wanted like almost 20 fucking bucks for it if I didn't use the points. It's just a clownshow now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:04:32 2022 No.18687458 >>18677130 I'm at the point where i skip breakfast and lunch and just eat the equivalent of this every night for dinner, so yeah sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:09:00 2022 No.18687470 >>18677130 I'd probably max out after two burgers, one fry, and maybe the nuggies. If I can substitute the soda for unsweetened iced tea that would help

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:14:01 2022 No.18687773 File: 75 KB, 1280x720, proxy-image[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18685982 >It's just a clownshow now. Always has been.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:38:37 2022 No.18687815 >>18677130 >challenge That is my standard order on the rsre occasion I eat at mcdicks.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:36:23 2022 No.18688435

>>18677130
Back in the day I could easily double that. Got really close to doing it one time when my wife asked for a cheat day on our diet but I felt sick for like 3 days. I think when I was obese my body was so miserable and confused that the pain from overeating felt pleasurable, I feel bad for the poor guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:24:59 2022 No.18688741 >>18677130 Inconceivable. I could eat two of the burgers, maybe three if I pushed it, but absolutely nothing more. >5'5" 110lb manlet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 00:00:49 2022 No.18689608 >>18680640 >cheese doesnt have lactose. Kys after you hit Google real quick

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 03:07:48 2022 No.18690130 >>18677130 i've eaten two double quater pounds with cheese in one sitting before and felt like i wanted to die, so zero chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 03:11:20 2022 No.18690137 File: 108 KB, 960x720, 1629614751817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18677802 i think this would be funnier if bob wasn't a white knight and leaned more into being autistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 03:23:24 2022 No.18690182 >>18683336 For years I thought that was Brian Austin Green getting yoked after getting dumped for Machine Gun Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:14:36 2022 No.18691756 >>18677130 >Four half pound burgers Damn that looks like a lo- >McDonalds Nevermind, that'll be easy as fuck lmao, their burgers have nothing to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 18:31:08 2022 No.18692512 >>18677859 There he is! How's it going, big guy?

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