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Why are Kenji's fingernails always painted nowadays? Doesn't his wife care about his faggotry? I cringe so hard watching his videos that used to be comfy.

>> No.18671924

>>18671920
Why tf do men think this is ok to do?
Does he live somewhere cuked like California?

>> No.18671936

>>18671920
His wife is on vacation by herself at the moment..
I'm sure they worked out a deal where he gets to explore his flamboyant side and she gets all the cock she wants.

>> No.18671953

>>18671920
I used to watch him a lot a few years ago. He takes way too long explaining shit. His videos are like 20 minutes long when they should really be 5. He loves to hear himself speak.

>> No.18671962

>>18671920
is he transitioning?

>> No.18671963

>>18671920
>Why are Kenji's fingernails always painted nowadays?
Conquest's Law.

>> No.18672030

>>18671920
His name is James Alt. The kenji-lopez part of his name is a fabrication (he mixed his mother's maiden name with his wife's)

>> No.18672042

>>18671920
Aside from any other issues isn’t it a bit unhygienic?

>> No.18672098

>>18671920
is it safe to assume that any man that paints their nails is gay?

>> No.18672109

Your first problem is watching an eceleb.

>> No.18672170

>>18672109
Whatever, he is actually a good chef and makes recipes that work at home.

>> No.18672224

>>18672109
he's an expert on food & cooking my nigga

>> No.18672826

>>18672098
Sometimes a man has young daughters and he's just playing around with them
Penn Jillette painted his ring fingernail for distraction during close up hand magic
Kenji is a faggot though

>> No.18672849

>>18671953
His videos are definitely way too long now. Maybe writing a book made him like that with all the digressions and meandering like he's trying to hit a word limit.

>> No.18672858

>>18672030
>James Kenji Alt

I thought the "Alt" part was some kind of shortening of a name or something. I've been just calling him Kenji all these years when he has the whitest first name next to John.

>> No.18672888

>>18671920
who?

>> No.18672889

>>18671953

Cope harder, he may be a fag weirdo shill for the Jew York Times but he is the undisputed master of E Chefs, has tons of IRL resto experience, and his little explanatory rants are helpful and contain tons of generalizable cooking knowledge

>> No.18673001

>>18671920
because he's a leftist, and wants to fit in with fellow california leftists. if you don't
>paint your nails
>get a dumb tattoo
>make the "im so harmless and carefree!" face
>make your voice sound more feminine
they might think youre an evil conservative!!

>> No.18673040
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>>18673001

>> No.18673079

>>18673040
Why do they all make that face?

>> No.18673113

His daughter paints them you fucking retards

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18673147

stay mad

>> No.18673166

>>18673113
Ever heard of saying no to your kids?
I've heard this excuse before for some other people who insist on flashing their painted nails around, and it just comes across as the most convenient excuse for indulging in some agp forced feminization fetish shit.

>> No.18673200

>>18671920
he probably doesn't wash his hands
"shangri-la"

>> No.18673206

>>18673166
Not everything is about your fetish, stop projecting

>> No.18673228

>>18673040
Yeah it's a shame really. He attacked uncle roger in his egg fried rice video basically out of nowhere. nigga i don't care what comedy you like or dont like just show me how to cook food.

>> No.18673229

>>18673166
yep, its all about doing the most to be 'queer' so that fellow leftists dont think youre a conservative. thats why so many people identify as 'they/them', they dont want to be seen as normal which is conservative.

>> No.18673231

>>18671924
of course lmao

>> No.18673238

>>18672098
I used to think they were playing with their little girl/sister. I guess I'm naive.

>> No.18673241

>>18671953
He has a quote from himself on his own kitchen floor. Also he says non binary and has a hyphenated last name lmao

>> No.18673246

>>18673079
I have no idea.

>> No.18673255

>>18673241

>>18673229

>> No.18673280

>>18673231
Doesnt he live in Seattle these days? Not that it's any less cucked

>> No.18673289

>>18673280
san diego, la , san fran, portland, and seattle have formed some disgusting leftist megacity connected by thin lines of public transportation. Its basically all the same place at this point.

>> No.18673293

Fod and cookin?

>> No.18673315

>>18672098
I paint my nails and i'm bi. Safe to assume being more open minded lends itself to experimentation.

>> No.18673339

>>18672098
it's only ok if they're painted black and you're a kid who plays in a early '00s punk/emo band

>> No.18673354

>>18673289
San Diego is nothing like those other places and Los Angeles is barely like the other 3

>> No.18673379

>>18671920
based on the dumb fucking rainbow colors, he probably has a young daughter and she did it. pretty common thing with dads.

>> No.18673380

>>18671920
I didn't realize malepolish was getting so trendy. I think it can look good if it's more subtle colors than that, and interesting patterns and stuff.

>> No.18673387

>>18671953
the youtube algorithm rewards 20 minute videos now so everyone makes those, it's horrible.

>> No.18673406

>>18671920
This is the alt-kenji. Original-kenji was lost in a interdimensional space time vortex in 2017 and replaced with his alt.

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Blessed chud thread

>> No.18673436

>>18671920
The bigger question here is why are you fags so butthurt about it? Sounds pretty queer like to be screeching about it like a fucking fairy on fire.

>> No.18673511

>>18673436
Because it looks out of place. I dont give a fuck whether its his daughter or mom who paints his nails, its unprofessional and weird. If he went full queer i wouldnt give a fuck but showing this shit off on purpose is just weird.

Im a physician and I would never ever go to work with my fingernails painted as it would diminish my professionalism and creep my patients. Just like this faggot creeps his viewers because of muh progressive mindset.

>> No.18673522

>>18673040
Tf is that mustache dude

>> No.18673526

>>18671920
is this person a chinese or a mexican?

>> No.18673531

>>18671920
>Doesn't his wife care about his faggotry?
I doubt they have a normal relationship. She gets some easy money and probably has a side dude that actually produces testosterone.
Modern marriage.

>> No.18673562

>>18671920
That's kind of acceptable on a 16yo girl. If she's cute. Pure trash on a grown man. But then he's overrated af anyway. Whatever.

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18673585

>thanks guys, gals and nonbinary pals!
christ what a simpering faggot. i swear i'll stop watching his videos soon

>> No.18673599

>>18671920
unbelievable how faggy he's become

>> No.18673634

>kenji
>babish
which youtube chef is next?

>> No.18673648

>>18673511
>its unprofessional
yeah because an impromptu go pro video of some random shit you're cooking at home while in your pajamas is soooooooo professional

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18673655

>fellas is painting your nails gay and lefty cuckshit???
>yaaaassss bitch that shit is so gay like wtf

You guys are literally gossiping like a bunch of faggots holy shit.

>> No.18674869

>>18672826
thanks for clarification

>> No.18674886

>>18671920
I remember when I was at that stage of my sexual maturity when I was in my teens. I used to love letting girls do my hair and paint my nails, of course, I would always ruin it immediately. They would complain omg I spent x minutes doing that and I would say sorry, it just came out. and then they would do it again. The attention was nice, being their little ken doll but of course that was just to get in their bedrooms. No that I'm his age, I understand what self respect is. But I guess we all have to go through that boy whore stage. I'm sure he's engaging with a lot of lolis since he has access and the temptation is there but seriously at that age, if I saw him in public, I would probably end up knocking him out.

>> No.18674898

Baiting clicks
trooning out
admitting he's a fag
kids painting his nails (least likely)

>>18673655
>bro pointing out cringe is cringe brooo

>> No.18674925

>>18673040
>Makes the "I'm so positive and carefree, but if you say something offensive I'll attack you" face

Holy kek. How the FUCK is that so accurate?

>> No.18674948

>>18671920
There's some sort of zoomer cuck hipster lgbt Youtuber trend going on. Recently I saw a vid with "The Boys", these insufferable Australian idiot kids larping as "bros", and nearly all of them had painted nails (along with a fair number of cringe tattoos).

>> No.18674960

>>18673339
There was also some goth/metal crossover and those blokes did pretty OK with girls in their scene assuming they were otherwise "OK", but yeah, it gets cringe after you're old enough to have pubes.

>> No.18674981

>>18673655
>literally
kek who's the fag now

>> No.18675225

>>18671924
>like, O M G how can he think that's ok????
You tradcucks act like women.

>> No.18675621

>>18673001
he's not lefty, he's a typical Californian libfag
you gotta understand there's a difference between an Amazon wageslave trying to unionize so he can negotiate a wage that allows him to feed his children and some faggot that thinks bitching on twitter about how some white dude making tacos is cultural appropriation makes him an activist.