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Post some classic British teatime treats.
There's nothing more welcoming than coming home from the tractor factory set in the cold and after a multiple mile walk.
Whether you like it or not - the British have adapted their cuisine to perfectly accentuate the climate that they live in.

As rain and darkness lashes upon their skin, the warmest and most wholesome foodstuffs warm the hearth within their heart.

The light draws dim and feeble - why haven't you tried a cuisine that was made for a dark and oppressing winter?

>> No.18668366

Fucking grim.
Bongs deserve the rope.

>> No.18668369

>>18668359
what the hell is that thing on the left? some sort of british empanada?

>> No.18668374

>>18668369
It's a poverty pie, m8
Fresh from the freezer isle and straight from the ol' nuker

>> No.18668393

>>18668374
never seen them, i don't think they sell them in the us, what's in it?

>> No.18668395

>>18668359
Looks good

>> No.18668403

>>18668369
Its the original empanada. Pasties with their flaky pastry and rich ingredients generally tend to outclass the lesser empanada - which is made with a far more simpler dough.

>> No.18668437

>>18668393
Lots of beef mince, Swedish turnip, potato, carrot, salt, pepper, caramelised onions.

>> No.18668440

>>18668393
Chips, censorship, and American cum, bruv

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>> No.18668538

>>18668529
all of these look disgusting, even the cheese one, why is the cheese white and not yellow?

>> No.18668543

>>18668538
Because we don't douse our cheese in annatto and Industrial Sunburst Yellow #05

>> No.18668547

>>18668538
>why is mozzarella white
Absolute state of amerifats

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>>18668543
doesn't look appetizing
>>18668547
every time i order cheese fries, it has yellow cheese, white cheese is for pizza, yellow cheese is for everything else

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>> No.18668578

>>18668359
>>18668553
>>18668558
>>18668563
The absolute state of British "cuisine". You conquered the world for spices and this is the best you could come up with. Bread, potatoes, and beans. Top fucking kek.

>> No.18668602

>>18668557
Thats because its that single plastic cheese shit that comes in individual packets. Its ground up cheese mixed with some chemicals. Definition of goyslop.

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Pea and ham soup has always been one of my favourites

>> No.18668645

>>18668558
Are those...mushrooms?

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>>18668366

Take us out of our misery. I hate this country, but I couldn't live anywhere else.

>> No.18668684

>>18668529
Pea and chips looks like vomit.

>> No.18668695

>>18668679
Looks like a Law & Order SVU scene where some chick get's thrown out of a van and some innocent bystander either rapes her or calls in the coppers, or both.

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>> No.18668710

>>18668707
That looks like it needs some crab rangoons to help sop up the gravy

>> No.18669104

>>18668578
Jelly?

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>>18668529
There's only one option

>> No.18669527
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>comfy bong food

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Love me a good cullen skink and crusty bread

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>> No.18669719

>>18668645
Poached eggs done in a egg poacher pan which is why they're so perfectly round.

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>> No.18670319

>>18669719
Oh, neat

>> No.18670322

>>18670222
lush

>> No.18670337

>>18668403
>Its the original empanada
historically inaccurate

>> No.18670344

>>18668529
fries and mayo is pretty lit

>> No.18670350

>>18668578
If you seriously think someone eats prawn crackers covered in beans you might be a moron

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>> No.18671580

>>18671466
that looks like you stuffed shit inside of a cake

>> No.18671611

>Noooo not a hearty savoury pie filled with delicious roast meats, root vegetables and well seasoned gravy! The British are literally monsters!
Why are the rest of the world such poofs lads?

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>>18671611
Just the very mention of the term 'suet pastry' sets them into apoplectic hysterics.

>> No.18671862

>>18671611
>Carbs and meat
>'heckin' delicious!'
>Carbs and meat (British)
>'yikes....do bongs really?'
it's just the usual mutts and ESLers seething about us for no reason

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>>18668359
All this time and nobody posted a stargazy pie?
What's this board coming to?

>> No.18671944

>>18671898
And good times were had by all

>> No.18671950

>>18671874
It would be difficult to not devour that and not leave enough to share

>> No.18672128

>>18671950
I mean that looks like a single serving so you shouldn't have to

>> No.18672191

>>18671939
>even the fish are puking

>> No.18672270

>>18671939
Stargazy pie is from one town in Cornwall, it's a meme dish.

>> No.18672317

>>18668538
>what is real cheese?

>> No.18672341

>>18668359
>the British have adapted their cuisine to perfectly accentuate the climate that they live in.
Yeah, they're both fucking depressing. Like Indian food, how it has shit in it and you have to walk down a street full of shit to get it.

>> No.18672352

>>18671864
London reporting in. This looks fucking lovely. I've still never had it. I'm going to have to visit Manc one day. Any recipe you'd recommend?

>> No.18672366

>>18672341
British Indian food is amazing. You're probably the real life sõyboy meme, who complains that the Mayo is too spicy.
>>18671870
That looks amazing.

>> No.18672388

>>18672366
Lol fuck off newfag

Everyone point and laugh at this fresh off the boat brand new infant redditor faggot

Imagine not even being part of this board and talking shit as if you were one of us

>> No.18672452
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>All British food is inherently bad.

>Scandinavian food exists.

>> No.18672842

>>18672341
>bloo bloo Britain le bad
Do you ever get bored of fucking seething about us?

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>>18671939
>>18672270
It's not a meme dish. The fish heads are only on the top so they help conduct heat and drain delicious savoury drippings and essences back into the pie itself.
The actual pie filling is the meat of the fish and boiled egg along with onion and other herbs.
There's a great deal of flavour contained in a fishes head.

>> No.18672860

>>18672852
>but it looks LE YUCKY

>> No.18672900

>>18668359
british food is just derangement

it's shame training

shangri-la mother-fucker

>> No.18672911

>>18672852
Ironic that there's fuck all of anything contained in yours.

>> No.18672919

>>18672341
t. Seething tastelet

>> No.18672920
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>>18672900
Yet Britain is the Shangri-La of wholesome, fulfilling and heart warming soul food from one of the most rain and darkness stricken nations in North-Western Europe.
Peculiar, no? They managed to create a cuisine entirely based around warming, filling and simple foods cooked with local flavourings whilst the endless darkness and perpetual rainfall fell all about them.

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>>18668359

>> No.18672942

>>18672920
>pie

>> No.18672945

>>18672920
Yes, until the Germans caused them to develop a masochistic fetish for undercooked vegetables and horrible slop meals without seasoning. Their national cuisine is no longer about what you said, and is instead undermined by a desire to be told what good citizens they are for eating bland gruel.

>> No.18672948

>>18672920
>eat poatato shit potato puff pastry

>> No.18672962
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>>18668359
irish stew!

>> No.18672966
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Me din dins

>> No.18672971

>>18672948
You sound perturbed there friend. There is no potato in that dish as that is a Steak Pie and not a Steak and Vegetable Pie. There is no potato to be found, only crisp pastry and a deliciously rich slow cooked stew filling.

>> No.18672976

>>18672366
This. Anglo-asian food is god tier.

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>>18672966
Corr love the cabbage. What type of pie is that? A mince and onion? Chicken and mushroom? Steak and kidney?
Girrus a bit.

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>>18672980
Spinach lad. It's steak and ale, Morrisons pies are really nice

>> No.18673439

>>18672945
>undercooked vegetables and horrible slop meals without seasoning
Imagine making stuff up to justify your creepy and obsessive hatred of Britain

>> No.18673649

britfag here, is there anything britain actually did/created that you anons like?

not even food related just anything

>> No.18674134

>>18668393
It looks like a shit tier pasty like Ginsters.

>> No.18674206

>>18668366
I love how in every British food thread, there's always at least one anon who says "Fucking grim" without fail. It's a time-honored tradition at this point, kek

>> No.18675506

>>18672977
Phwoaarrrrrrr

>> No.18675512

shove any of these in a deep fat fryer for 10 minutes then cover it in sugar, after that any obese Yank would eat it

>> No.18675515

>>18668557
>>18668538
Yellow cheese on food looks fucking gross.

>> No.18675527

>>18675512
Tell any yank that these are le Finnish or le Irish or le Slovakian and they'd wank off over them

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>>18668359
>lashes upon their skin
Yeah you'd know a lot about that, from the Romans to the Normans to the current German-descended "alt-EU" regime. But outside the urban CCTV surveillance, beneath the reach of drones with infrared cameras, the true spirit of Auld England survives... in the swamps, your ancestral home.

And remember, lads, "the dole" is nothing but reparations for centuries of slavery to foreign powers, and you're well within your rights to spend the lot at the dog track. NEET is just an acronym for
>Naturally
>Extremely
>English
>inniT

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Cafeteria food

>> No.18675683 [DELETED] 

>>18675564
We are the shrek race

>> No.18675743

>>18675662
Cafeteria food is objectively good. It's healthy, filling and tasty, at least if you live in a first-world country.

>> No.18675744

>>18672945
>your country is shit
I bet you have never left yours.

>> No.18675758

>>18675743
All 3 points are extremely debatable. Only thing cafeterias have going for them is convenience + social factor.

>> No.18675763

>>18671864
What's this dish called?
Inb4 "lancypot" as I've looked it up and I can't find anything

>> No.18675774

>>18675763
lancashire hot pot u daft cunt
source: literally first google result

>> No.18675780

>>18675774
I cannot for the life of me be bothered.
But thank you anon

>> No.18675793

>>18668679
>1670257132989612
Is it always gloomy there?

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>>18668359
This isn't remotely comfy, any time of the year. Give me stews, mince & tatties, soups and apple crumbles for winter.

>> No.18675812

>>18671864
First edible thing itt

>> No.18675816

>>18675807
That meat looks boiled/anemic. You couldn’t even give it a sear first, you lazy fuck?

>> No.18676130

>>18669681
What would japanese slop be?

>> No.18676657

>>18675564
This meme misses the fact most english people are descended from anglo saxons who moved there 400 years after this, and the people being memed got pushed into scotland and wales

Plus "Lol foreigners do weird shit" is pretty standard for the roman empire

>> No.18676660

>>18671615
Are they being made again?

>> No.18676676
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Pukka

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Had this Atleast 3 times a week when I was a kid

>> No.18676780

>>18671580
Oh you've heard of shitcake and gravy then? It's my favourite.

>> No.18676802

>>18668369
It's a pastie.
What the fuck is an empanada? Some sort of Spanish sailing ship?

>> No.18676807

>>18675807
meat looks a little grey, otherwise good shit

>> No.18676832

>>18668529
>No curry cheese chips
Why even bother?

>> No.18676836

>>18668563
Luv me some cheesy beans

>> No.18678446

>>18671870
thats probably a lot better than the nasty mint jam. I never indulge in the jam...

>> No.18678604

They say the reason the Brits established their Empire was to find something decent to eat.

This thread is proof of that.

>> No.18679463

>>18672921
I'm unironically really interested to try these since I saw Ashens eat them on his YT channel but sadly I don't think I can find them here in Australia
Don't get me wrong, I'm not expecting them to be good but they're supposed to be decidedly not-shit and that's enough to sink $3 trying it

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>>18678446
A hot ex turned me onto this stuff mint sauce

>> No.18679492

>>18668437
That sounds really good actually

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>> No.18679773

>>18679758
How does one unlock the ability to fill up a plate with so much liquid and not spill it everywhere? It'd be hard to even dip the toast in that without causing it to over flow

>> No.18679792

>>18679758
>beanie-weenies
I thought that was just American Boy Scout food?

>> No.18679812

>>18679792
Nah WW2 rationing ruined a nation

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>>18679812
WW2 Rationing syncretised a nations historical cuisine with modern convenience and calorific efficiency. In the event of true world scarcity of food the post-WW2 English diet will rise to the top as king.
You'll learn to like marrowfat peas with whatever carbohydrate is available when world agriculture fails and you'll bloody love it.

>> No.18680874

>>18668529
These chips always look like they’d be hard and stale :/

>> No.18680892

>>18672945
How did the Germans do this?

>> No.18681221

>>18680892
England was and is still not capable of feeding itself without ample importations of foodstuffs. It only takes a few little sneaky submarines and the bongs are reduced to eating salted porridge on eels.

>> No.18681699

what's the deconstructed shepherd's pie dish called? might be scottish..

>> No.18681875

>>18668369
Empanadas came from English migrants

>> No.18681966

>>18681875
Those were meat pies from miners coming from the UK, that was never called "empanadas".

>> No.18681978

Maybe called even pasties

>> No.18681982

>>18681699
>deconstructed shepherd's pie dish
Faggotry with a side of monkeypox

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>>18681982
mince and tatties, you useless queer

>> No.18682054

>>18681966
And empanadas were never called meat pies retard lmao. You're not making the point you think you're making. The point is who came up with the food first

>> No.18683234

>>18682036
looks horrid

>> No.18683326

>>18676802
Most Americans, being at least half Spanish/Mexican mutts only understand/use Spanish words.

>> No.18683331

>>18681221
Yes and the US imports beef and lamb from Aussie and New Zealand.
Your point is?

>> No.18683334

>>18668437
Wow you guys are still stealing vegetables from the Nordics?

>> No.18683600

>>18683234
What's horrid about some mince with gravy and mashed potatoes? Is it
>horrid
because there are no tendies, you moronic manchild?

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>> No.18683659

>>18668557
That's not real cheese, how do Americans eat that crap?

>> No.18683662

>>18676130
the whole cuisine is based on making poverty scraps look rich and fancy so literally anything

>> No.18683670

>>18668578
The absolute state of American "cuisine". You're almost an entire continent with 330 million, your land is the birthplace of peanuts, cashews, tomato, avocado, corn, sweet potato, potato, cacao, pineapple and vanilla and the best you could come up with was ripping everyone elses cuisine off. Top fucking kek.

>> No.18683679

>>18671466
>>18671611
>>18671615
Meat pies are pretty good but they've been ruined for me, can't eat them anymore, I used to get free ferguson plarre pie's and since then other pies just don't measure up any more

>> No.18683717

>>18681221
Jokes on you, I love porridge.

>> No.18684201

>>18676720
Why mash and not chips? I always pour the beans on the chips and vinegar on the fingers. Still is a solid mean

>> No.18684215
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Baked potatoes with lots of butter and chilli is so good, cheese is a bonus

>> No.18684222

>>18683641
I'd eat the saveloy out of her minge, if you catch my drift

>> No.18684229

>>18668529
they use the worst kind of fry available and i bet it's all lukewarm as to not offend their modest sensibilities

>> No.18684272

all these meat pies and roasts look way better than they taste. The meat always tasted like its a frozen tv dinner

>> No.18684278

>>18683670
cope british is dog food compared to all of Europe

>> No.18684287

>>18672366
Can confirm, BIR technique is fantastic

>> No.18684300

>>18684272
That's why you get your pies from the butchers, and not the supermarket. Anything bought from the store, or branded, uses terrible quality meat, or there's fuck all filling.

>> No.18684311

>>18683638
B,3,6,B

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>>18668529
>chips and mayo
>chips and peas

>> No.18684816

>>18684272
>frozen tv dinner
What would you fucking know? you're not English.

>> No.18685227

Goyslop general

>> No.18685307

>>18684300
this is at restaurants
>>18684816
believe it or not bong some of us have been there

>> No.18685352

>>18683638
>No tartar sauce
>Salt and vinegar not included as standard

>> No.18685361

>>18683638
C3C. Though with a chippy tea I either want lemonade, beer, or both.

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hoggie wrap

>> No.18685786

>>18672452
Apart from French, Italian, Greek and Spanish most European food is bland, weird fish shit or potatoes and cabbage because that's typically all there was to eat in those countries in the past. It's hearty (stodgy) food for peasants who were working all day in the cold. The more southern nations had more access to spices and a wider variety of fruit and vegetables.
It's kinda irrelevant now because supermarkets in the UK cater to an international market so you can buy absolutely anything, if you can't buy it in a supermarket there are always speciality shops that sell more obscure foreign products.

>> No.18685821

>>18672945
German food isn't popular here and as far as I know it never has been, I could easily name a dozen national cuisines that are more popular here than German.

Indian
Chinese
Italian
French
Greek
Turkish
Spanish
Thai
Lebanese
Mexican
American
Korean

I have never been to a German restaurant and wouldn't even be able to tell you where there was one.

>> No.18686302

>>18683234
It's legit just a cottage pie lmao. But "Deconstructed" or whatever.

>> No.18686552

>>18670222
Do brits just love frozen food more than americans or something? Cause I swear to god my mum used to just get a bunch of chips and a pie or fishcake or something out of the freezer, shove it in the oven and that was dinner

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>>18668359