Cooking from home as a girl

[Anonymous No.18666742]

I like frying stuff but lately bacon and cheese sammiches has gotten boring haha. So looking for easy fry-up recipes!

pic is me frying up

[Anonymous No.18666758]

>>18666742
I hate New Yorkers so goddamn much bros i cant take it anymore

[Anonymous No.18666769]

>>18666742
Why are you a girl

[Anonymous No.18666771]

>>18666758
*looks around nerviously

ya ya sure we du there fellow buddy-man from the mountain villages ha-ha buddy yes we sure as heck do sir

[Anonymous No.18666792]

>>18666742

[Anonymous No.18666799]

[Anonymous No.18666802]

[Anonymous No.18666812]

>>18666792
>>18666799
Wow beautiful I have seen it on tiktok it’s what gave me the inspiration but I also love bacon so I usually incorporate it into my meals when I feel like bacon like once a week

[Anonymous No.18666815]

[Anonymous No.18666819]

>>18666802
Wow even tho I feel it’s eerie maybe even suspiciously similar

[Anonymous No.18666821]

>>18666815
Nice fry up! But where’s the cheese and bacon haha

[Anonymous No.18666822]

>>18666758
Me too
T. New yorker.

[Anonymous No.18666864]

>>18666742
>>18666758
I asked you a question

[Anonymous No.18667067]

>>18666799
>shitty ass quick cheeto frying didn't even melt the cheese
>>18666802
Isn't that the guy from A Goofy Movie who got high off the cheese wheeze

[Anonymous No.18667184]

>>18666742
You.

will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.18667226]

>tfw op just trying to talk about food

[Anonymous No.18667234]

>>18666802
Looks like the Asian version of Judge Doom.0gnawv

[Anonymous No.18667288]

>>18666758
> i hate New Yorkers
I cant see why
>beeeiiilllly! [pic related]

[Anonymous No.18667302]

>>18666815
Don't you dare put Ainsley in the same bracket as these morons

[Anonymous No.18667925]

>>18666792
>that look of pure fucking disgust as he actually bites into it
Back in my day people who wanted to self-harm just cut themselves, now they make tiktoks.

[Anonymous No.18667940]

Deep fried bacon and CHEESE!

[Anonymous No.18667948]

>>18666742
When women have long nails like that but don't trim their index & middle fingers short, it means they have poor hygene and can't wipe their ass properly.

[Anonymous No.18667955]

>>18667948
It's called a bidet, shartmerican

[Anonymous No.18667963]

>>18667955
>Hnnng I loooove squirting water on my ass, it feels sooo goooood and it gets my dirty little booty clean too!
Yooo, this nigga don't wipe they ass!

[Anonymous No.18667970]

>>18667963
Yeah I dont rub shit into my pores

[Anonymous No.18667990]

>>18667970
If your ass aint like leather coated in hair similar to copper wire, you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.18668018]

>>18666742
You have spooky skeletor hands and I suspect have fingernails and other shit in that "food" which I wouldn't go near with a barge pole. Is that some voodoo shit?

[Anonymous No.18668027]

>>18668018
>is that some voodoo shit?

[Anonymous No.18668030]

>>18667955
A funny thing is that a girlfriend and I were staying at a hotel in NYC and it had a bidet, she sat on the wrong one and it sprayed her and freaked her out. She was really hot but also dumber than a box of rocks.

[Anonymous No.18668035]

>>18668030
Ideal smash n pass material right there

[Anonymous No.18668036]

>>18666742
>Cooking from home as a girl
What does being a girl change about it? You need tips for keeping your fat floppy tits out of the fry oil or something?

[Anonymous No.18668041]

>>18668036
Sometimes, my shortstack wife hurts herself on the stove because her tits are on level to the top.
I think retarded women need some sort of guide to avoid shit like that.

[Anonymous No.18668087]

>>18668035
yeah, definitely not marriage materiel. for better or worse

[Anonymous No.18668097]

>>18668041
dumb chicks are just that, that's why they need guys to guide them through life

[Anonymous No.18668105]

>>18668041
I didn't mean to say that your wife is dumb, it's just a female thing, they dont belong in kitchens.
No matter what I say I'll dig myself into a hole so will stop now.

[Anonymous No.18668135]

>>18668105
Nah, you're fine, she's as dumb as I am. I can agree most women generally can't cook for shit. I can count on one hand how many women I've known that were worth a damn in a kitchen, and my missus isnt one of them.
She's a precious little retard though and still tries her best. I eat everything she makes and go for seconds, even if I have to choke it down.

[Anonymous No.18668141]

>>18668135
>tfw no precious little retard short stack wife that tries her best
Why even live

[Anonymous No.18668163]

>>18668041
>shortstack
dude your wife is a literal dwarf wtf. unless her boobs reach her hips she can't be taller than 4'10

[Anonymous No.18668173]

>>18668163
Yeah she's 12 it's great

[Anonymous No.18668180]

>>18668163
She's 5' and has big-ass titties. Poor little shit has to be careful around counters and such as to not knock things over. Bitch can't even walk down stairs without slapping her face with her booba.

[Anonymous No.18669725]

>lol liek im a girl btw

[Anonymous No.18669899]

This place has fallen so low
When we see a post that tries to identify themselves as a girl for no relevant reason other than attention, what do we say?
>TITS
>OR
>GTFO

[Anonymous No.18669959]

>>18668180
Nice larp

[Anonymous No.18670986]

Why do these fuckers make the deep fried sandwich so fucking huge? It cooks like absolute shit when its that fucking big (its fucking gross too). It should be a few slices at most.

[Anonymous No.18671663]

>>18667288
Her voice and accent is one of the nastiest ever. Idk why I hate jersey or NY or w.e on a girl. As bad as Philly or Boston on a woman. Blegh.

[Anonymous No.18672816]

>>18666792
>>18666799
>Look mom I can be Bayashit too! I can't even properly melt the cheese but that's not gonna stop me.

[Anonymous No.18673158]

>>18666742
YWNB