/honey general/

[Anonymous No.18662206]

ITT we:

Discuss the best honey types

Share the tastiest honey recipes

Suggest the best honey producers, large or small scale

[Anonymous No.18662230]

UHHH WOAH? sir? this thread is far too intelligent and important for these tacobell eating chattel. but I have noticed perennial woody saplings have made the hive's work so much better. forgive me, I don't know the honey part--just the ecology stuff. i'd like to learn though

[Anonymous No.18662232]

>>18662206
GENTLEMEN GUIDO'S HERE

[Anonymous No.18662241]

is swiss honey healthy?

[Anonymous No.18662246]

>>18662206
IL MACCONI E' QUI SIGNORI PORCO DIO E DIO BASTARDO

[Anonymous No.18662280]

I put manuka honey in my eyes before sleeping for my dry eye disease.
It stings like fucking hell and I shed tears, but all’s well after a couple of minutes.

[Anonymous No.18662284]

>>18662246
Zitto figlio di puttana

[Anonymous No.18662288]

Clover and Orange Blossom honey is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.18662292]

>>18662246
tu sei un cretino

[Anonymous No.18662299]

>find yellowjacket nest on my porch
>decide to try to smoke them out for some wild honey
>move my charcoal grill to my porch and start grilling
>the yellowjackets actually leave
>carefully try to knock it down with a stick
>suddenly like a half dozen yellowjackets come out and sting me
>have to run off my property and hide in a nearby 7-11
>when I come back my porch is filled with smoke so I open the hive
>mfw there wasn't even any honey inside..

[Anonymous No.18662308]

>>18662299
GUIDO GRASSONI
CAMIONISTA FALLITO
LE API AFFUMICATE
IL FAVO VUOTO
LA CORDA É PRONTA

[Anonymous No.18662337]

I was reading a paper on honey and they said honey has no real benefits to our bodies. Its just like corn syrup.
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.18662338]

>>18662206
For all you “wake up at 3am with a sticky mouth and rumbling tummy” bros out there… put a scoop of peanut butter in a small bowl and stir in some honey. Eat straight out of bowl with a glass of cold milk. Proceed to jizz in pants.

[Anonymous No.18662343]

>>18662299
Yellowjackets don’t make honey, retard.

[Anonymous No.18662358]

>spicy honey on pepperoni pizza

[Anonymous No.18662362]

>>18662337
I am a wizard.
I have not read the paper you mentioned yet I can guess the name of who wrote it:
his last name ends with -berg

[Anonymous No.18662364]

>>18662288
Orange blossom is the best

[Anonymous No.18662908]

>>18662299
based triple dubs
but also dangerously retarded

[Anonymous No.18662914]

I buy local honey from the farmer's market, but it tastes the same as the one in stores. My tastebuds are shit.

[Anonymous No.18663040]

>>18662343
Tiny insectoid legs typed this post.

[Anonymous No.18663115]

>>18662337
It can help with seasonal allergies if you consume local honey. They dont understand how the mechanism works. Uconn science

[Anonymous No.18663135]

have any of you tried honey from Pitcairn island? I've always wanted to try it.

Google pitcairn and its history if you are unfamiliar its pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.18663481]

I've never had anything except for clover honey. I've made delicious mead, too, but never bothered to try other kinds of honey. I like floral notes in food like lavender, rose, camomile, juniper, sunflower, and even dandelion... but never broadened my tastes with honey. Any recommendations? I don't want to spend $30 on manuka

[Anonymous No.18663647]

How can I tell if honey is raw

[Anonymous No.18663655]

Honey will cause cavities and rot your teeth if you lack the ENAM polymorphism. Get dental sealants for all your molars if you plan on eating it.

[Anonymous No.18663770]

>>18662337
sometime back I was on my way to the wound care center and the driver mentioned to use honey on the wound.
I told him the doc's would take care of it...so I thought. It's been almost a year and three different types of treatment. and it still refuses to heal
has anyone here had any luck with honey healing a wound? or knew anyone with success using honey
when I mentioned it to a nurse, she told of a medical grade honey. a few minutes later when I mentioned it to the doc he switched the treatment to a non honey treatment and said that type of honey is not for wounds you would need to pack strips of gauze or medicated strips into. just surface wounds

[Anonymous No.18663810]

[Anonymous No.18663824]

>>18663655

better be shitting me I have a spoonfull of manuka every morning

[Anonymous No.18663829]

>>18662232
>>18662246

[Anonymous No.18663845]

>>18662241
It usd to benow i don't see my favorite honey (the one that get hard like real honey) anymore only those liquid shit one and i got sadly redpilled about it when i learned that i can't trust anyone selling honey

[Anonymous No.18663865]

>>18663845
You could catch some bees and steal some real honey for yourself.

[Anonymous No.18663934]

>>18663770
you are a mongoloid for putting food grade honey on an open wound.
it needs to be concentrated honey.
and still it should only be used as a last resort, even fucking alcohol would have been a better choice.

[Anonymous No.18664107]

>>18663934
I haven't done shit yet except regular doc's orders. but now that a year has passed with a wound that I and the would care center has been caring for. I fucking want this to heal up already and will try something better than the treatments I have tried. I'm going to start looking into this further and started here

[Anonymous No.18664636]

>>18662206
GUIDO MACRONI

[Anonymous No.18664651]

>>18662337
Bullshit honey is full of viatmins and sugar

[Anonymous No.18664662]

>>18662206
honey is for making turron

[Anonymous No.18664664]

>>18662206
bros i have a DIRE dilemma..

honey spoons.. are those actually any good for scooping out honey? should i get one? i used to just use a squeeze honey bottle but have upped my honey game to local, raw wildflower honey and transporting it is kind of a pain. honey spoons seem like they result in a lot of wasted honey but im not sure

[Anonymous No.18664686]

>>18664664
Is that the wooden stick with disks at the end? You are supposed to rotate it while holding, that's why it has this shape. It does not waste honey, it is efficient at transporting honey. If you use it right, it's effective and drops panties.

[Anonymous No.18664690]

>>18663934
Nah you're wrong. Honey is a pretty good preservative due to sugar content

[Anonymous No.18664695]

For me, it's buckwheat

[Anonymous No.18664737]

>>18662299

[Anonymous No.18664829]

>>18662206
Overall I prefer acacia. Thyme honey goes great with lamb roast (or stew) and saffron. Lavender with tea is awesome. Different types of honey have different uses though.

The best brand is pic related.

>>18662241
Mountain honey is generally better because the seasons are more pronounced. It's not limited to Switzerland. You get all the different flowers blooming one after the other, giving far purer taste profiles. In temperate or tropical climates flowers bloom at the same time more often, which muddles their flavour profile. Healthy honey comes from a good beekeeper, you can find those anywhere in the world.

[Anonymous No.18664849]

>>18662914
or they buy it from stores and repackage it as local honey

[Anonymous No.18664861]

>>18664829
interesting

[Anonymous No.18665183]

>>18663824
I'm not, honey causes cavities. Sealents prevent 99% of them which is why dentists never mention them. You shouldn't consume carbs in the morning but at night.

[Anonymous No.18665189]

>>18664651
>full of vitamins
kek
Amount Per
1 tbsp (21 g)
1 tbsp (21 g)
Calories 64
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0 g 0%
Saturated fat 0 g 0%
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 1 mg 0%
Potassium 11 mg 0%
Total Carbohydrate 17 g 5%
Dietary fiber 0 g 0%
Sugar 17 g
Protein 0.1 g 0%
Vitamin C 0% Calcium 0%
Iron 0% Vitamin D 0%
Vitamin B6 0% Cobalamin 0%
Magnesium 0%

[Anonymous No.18665238]

>>18662206

>best honey type

Colorado wildflower honey

It's such a slow release of flavor and incomparable to mass-market honey

[Anonymous No.18665251]

Orange blossom and sunflower are the perfect honey's honey. Try to buy local to support your local keepers. Local is almost always better too.

[Anonymous No.18665255]

Honey is just glorified sugar syrup. In fact it's basically HFCS.

[Anonymous No.18665336]

>>18665255
post nose

[Anonymous No.18665360]

>>18665255
get your booster fuckface

[Anonymous No.18665371]

>>18665255
>It's basically HFCS
Sure, without the F and the C

[Anonymous No.18665387]

>>18665371
>without the F
It's like 40% fructose. The C is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.18665395]

>>18665255
honey has been on this earth for 1000s of years before you and it will be here 1000s of years after you're gone

[Anonymous No.18665404]

>>18665387
>all sugar is fructose
yikes!

[Anonymous No.18665471]

>>18665404
>reading comprehension 0%
yikes!

[Anonymous No.18665524]

>>18665255
are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.18665565]

>>18664662
Manjar de los dioses desu

[Anonymous No.18667069]

>>18665255
Based.