/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18659676]

>REMOVE ITEM FROM BAGGING AREA
>REMOVE ITEM FROM BAGGING AREA
>REMOVE ITEM FROM BAGGING AREA
>REMOVE ITEM FROM BAGGING AREA>REMOVE ITEM FROM BAGGING AREA
>AN ATTENDANT WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY

[Anonymous No.18659682]

>>18659676
what are you retarded?
>unscanned item weight messing up with the scale

[Anonymous No.18659798]

>he pays for a bag

[Anonymous No.18659856]

>call the attendant
>"sorry I scanned this twice could you undo one? Thank you so much :)"
>clearly have 4x as much bagged as it says has been scanned
God bless the wagies who aren't paid enough to care.

[Anonymous No.18659865]

>>18659798
everywhere ive been keep the bags at the front and you have to ask for them and they check your recipt to make sure you paid for them

[Anonymous No.18659866]

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.

[Anonymous No.18659869]

>try to pay with card
>card reader is broken
They why the fuck is this still on?!

[Anonymous No.18659872]

at this point i just go to self checkout for small amounts of items and bag them after paying for everything, anything more than 6 or so items i just go queue up at the tills. there's no defeating that machine

[Anonymous No.18660394]

>>18659856
i wish i was less of a pusy i'd try this

[Anonymous No.18660400]

>Person over 30 uses it
>Takes three times as long as everyone else and acts like they've never used a touchscreen before

why is this?

[Anonymous No.18660401]

>>18659856
lol I did this once too got about $50 of stew beef for free. Some of it is still in my freezer

[Anonymous No.18660416]

>>18659856
>>18660401
The hack I use a few times a year is go to Walmart and buy a ton of meat along with a bunch of other items.

Leave store and come back in and go to customer service. Claim that you left your meat in the bagging carousel and assume the person behind you got your bags instead of you grabbing them.

They've let me go back in and get all the meat items I "forgot"...double up on $100 worth if meat. And trust me they don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.18660425]

>>18659856
My favorite is when a cashier tries to scan an item and just lets you have it for free if it fails enough times.

[ieatinmycar No.18660452]

>>18659676
>go to stop and shop
>ready to checkout
>one cashier working
>line for the one cashier is into the aisles
>8 self checkout registers
>CALCULATING...
>walk out with two full bags of groceries
I don't work here, you can't figure out how to staff enough people for the most crucial part of your business, people paying, I will walk out. Funny how this is never an issue at Market Basket.

[Anonymous No.18660467]

>>18660416
Stealing isn't a hack.

[Anonymous No.18660470]

>>18660467
It actually is though if you have virtually zero risk of being caught.

[Anonymous No.18660472]

>>18659865
I've never had to pay for a plastic shopping bag until visiting the northern US. The paid bags aren't even better, it's the same shit tier plastic we get for free down south.

[Anonymous No.18660481]

>>18659676
>scan one thing at self checkout
>fucking alarm goes off calling the wage over
>he plays a top down video on the screen of me scanning one item
>can clearly see I only have one fucking thing in my hand
I'm convinced the only reason they do this is for the same reason they do random luggage searches at the airport. as if the other people in the airport are still on the fence about whether or not they want to be a terrorist and seeing someone randomly searches is going to convince them it's not worth it

[Anonymous No.18660483]

>>18660400
I'm over 30 and it takes me all of 5 seconds to do any transaction so you can shut the fuck up faggot

[ieatinmycar No.18660484]

>>18660472
That's because you're missing the point, hick. You're incentivizing people to bring their own bags.
Like at Aldi you need to stick a quarter in to get a cart, means you'll probably put it back to get your quarter back.
It's smart.
Also is there anybody worse than somebody that doesn't put their cart back?

[Anonymous No.18660495]

>>18660484
aldi doesn't give a shit about the environment or whether or not you put your cart back. they do that because if they would normally have to pay for the bags that you get for free and then hire someone to go out in the parking lot and get carts every 10 minutes for 40 hours a week which then drives the prices up.

[Anonymous No.18660496]

>>18659676
>run out of space in bagging area
>put bagged things in cart
>RETURN ITEM TO BAGGING AREA
>RETURN ITEM TO BAGGING AREA
>RETURN ITEM TO BAGGING AREA
>attendant has to walk over a make it stop
>repeat several times until the attendant is fuming with rage because I've called them over 5 times to reset the bagging area scale, 20 times to individually mark down sale items I'm buying because the prices aren't updated in the computer, and another time to id check my booze
i hate using these things so much, the bagging area is so small so you can only put a few items there at a time and half of the time the sale prices aren't updated in the computer, normal checkout with a cashier is so much faster, but they don't have a single one anymore

[ieatinmycar No.18660504]

>>18660495
...so what you're telling me is that Aldi actually cares whether or not you put your cart back and it has an added side effect of your car not getting smashed by a rogue cart when it's windy in their lot.
Got it.

[Anonymous No.18660514]

>>18660504
>thinking a business cares about your '92 honda civic with fart can exhaust
anon...

[Anonymous No.18660515]

>>18659676
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE SELF SERVE! THINK OF THE POOR CHECKOUT WAGIES WHO'LL LOSE THEIR JOBS!

I'm all for supporting my fellow wagies but the checkout staff don't even bag items at my local supermarkets anymore, they just sloppily throw everything at you and make you do it yourself. Plus they're usually so checked out that they take twice as long to scan everything. I know its a shit job for shit pay but there's literally no point in putting up with them when a better option exists.

[ieatinmycar No.18660520]

>>18660514
I'm sorry your schools didn't teach you how to read or properly comprehend what you're reading. It must affect other aspects of your life.

[Anonymous No.18660522]

>>18660452
Why do people fear self checkout? Have a local Dollar store that installed one a few years back and I still have yet to see anyone use it, even if they have one or two items, they have to bother the cashier who is stocking shit. Stolen a few things when I've felt brave enough, cause the camera looks right at your face, not the bags, where it probably should be.

[Anonymous No.18660529]

>>18660483
bet it took you 10 minutes to reply to that post gramps

[Anonymous No.18660530]

>>18660484
Passing diseases around because Aldi wants you to use quarters in disgusting carts is not "smart".

[Anonymous No.18660531]

>>18660496
Well then use a different store.

[Anonymous No.18660533]

>>18660400
You know people in their 30s still grew up with computers right? What fucking year do you think this is

[Anonymous No.18660535]

>>18660484
woah a whole quarter

[Anonymous No.18660623]

>>18660533
They weren't raised by iphones, though.

[Anonymous No.18660660]

>>18659676
I was grocery shopping the other day and some old man was next to me muttering and cursing because of "UNEXPECTED ITEM". I've never had it happen to me so it must be an old person thing.

[Anonymous No.18660672]

the jester pulled down my pants again, yelled "unexpected item" and tapped my sack with the back of his hand

[Anonymous No.18660692]

>>18660672
lold

[Anonymous No.18660702]

Why do they make those self-service checkouts so unnecessarily complicated in the US? Where I live they're as simple as scan your items and pay, no stupid bagging area/unexpected item in bagging area bullshit, other coubtries in Europe also make it very simple.

[Anonymous No.18660762]

>>18660702
Companies fear patent infringement bullshit, it's the same reason why almost every brand of card reader works and looks different.

[Anonymous No.18660788]

>>18660496
>another time to id check my booze
The self checkouts don't allow you to ring up booze, retard.

[Anonymous No.18660796]

It has been disabled at most places for years now. A couple of months ago I came across a place where it wasn't disabled. I just left the stuff there without making a purchase. I'm not dealing with oversensitive scales when I can go somewhere that doesn't use them.

[Anonymous No.18660818]

>>18660400
You shouldn't be allowed your shopping if you're not in and out of the machine in 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.18660861]

>>18660483
>>18660533
Okay retards everyone on 4channel dot org slash cee kay obviously is more experienced with computers than the average

>h-how come my niche userbase isnt a direct representative of the average?
Fuckin shit for brains

[Anonymous No.18660863]

At this point, I just bring two bags, load up on stuff I need and walk out. Mariano’s staff doesn’t care, nor do they pay them enough to care.

[Anonymous No.18660869]

>>18660472
in wa state the bags they use are elite, sturdy and waterproof. still gay as fuck having to pay for them and live in washington state of all places.

[Anonymous No.18660900]

>>18659798
I thought this was a joke. Never heard of paying for bags before.

[Anonymous No.18660913]

>>18659676
IT'S VIBRATING

[Anonymous No.18660933]

>>18659676
i bought several organic fruits and veggies this weekend that i rang up as non-organic
>i do this every friday everning

[Anonymous No.18660936]

>>18660900
Certain states made it ILLEGAL to sell "one time use plastic bags" so now I have to pay 5 cents for every paper bag and/or use their shitty reusable bags that can only be washed about 4 times before they start disintegrating.

[Anonymous No.18660950]

>>18660936
tf do you buy that the bags need to be washed?

[Anonymous No.18660964]

>Go to walmart for some shit
>everything is set, wait in line
>Its my turn, quickly get into que.
>scan items ez pz.
>Afew times I need to find where the fuck the barcodes are.
>2-3 items want to be shit, set them aside and will re-scan them once im done with everything else.
>Forgot about them, get my reset
>No one stops me
>Get to car, see items not in bags
>'Oh they must of slipped out' put them back in and into car
>Only realize half way home.
walmart employees truly give no shits
>>18660936
this, as soon as I moved out of commiefornia and into a real state I just stopped using my reusable bags. sure I get an influx of plastic bags but most stores have plastic bag bins to just toss them back inside. not that hard.

[Anonymous No.18660969]

>>18659798
Bags are free, retard.

[Anonymous No.18660989]

You idiots running in fear of these things are living in the 90s or something. I use these every day and don't run into any issues because I'm not a retard that can't use an automated machine.

[Anonymous No.18661011]

>>18660818
>LIMITED ITEM PLEASE WAIT FOR SERVICE
>PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAG EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOO LIGHT FOR OUT LOW SENSITIVITY SCALES TO DETECT
>THIS SELF CHEKOUT USES OUR PROPRIETARY APP, PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT, CREATE A USER, ASSOCIATE A CREDIT CARD, AWAIT EMAIL CONFIRMATION OF USER PROFILE
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPPORT A CHARI...
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO RATE THE SYSTEM SERVI...
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO FILL OUT A FUCKING QUESTIONAI...

I'm all for efficiency but some are counter productive.

[Anonymous No.18661029]

>>18659676
This one's my favorite, happens every fucking time at Kroger:
>scan item and bag it in one motion
>BOOP BOOP BOOP! PLEASE SCAN ALL ITEMS BEFORE PLACING THEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>wait for it to realize there's no problem
>CONTINUE SCANNING
>scan next item and wait literally 1 extra second to bag the item so it won't freak out on me
>PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!!!
>scan and bag faster this time
>BOOP BOOP BOOP! PLEASE SCAN ALL ITEMS BEFORE PLACING THEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

Nothing will make this bitch happy. Either I'm too fast or I'm too slow and the difference between the two seems to be about half a second, I can't just get it to fuck off and stop bugging me.

[Anonymous No.18661032]

>>18661011
>THIS SELF CHEKOUT USES OUR PROPRIETARY APP, PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT, CREATE A USER, ASSOCIATE A CREDIT CARD, AWAIT EMAIL CONFIRMATION OF USER PROFILE
This has literally never happened. You're just being silly at this point.

[Anonymous No.18661056]

>>18660400
>grr why aren't these people instant experts with software they don't have prior training in that they only ever interact with for 5 minutes biweekly
Quality frogpost, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.18661057]

>>18661032
Nope, got filtered by that.. 3 weeks ago, Netto a low end outlet for one of our larger chains has it.
Also had to wait forever for a cashier to come over and approve sale of one of their cheap-ass energy drinks, not any of the high-end ones, just the store-brand version.

[Anonymous No.18661059]

>>18659676
My boomer father insists on using the self checkout when we go to the grocery store and I hate it.

[Anonymous No.18661077]

>>18661057
>Also had to wait forever for a cashier to come over and approve sale of one of their cheap-ass energy drinks, not any of the high-end ones, just the store-brand version.
if this is in the UK the price doesn't make a difference in this case, some supermarkets have voluntarily elected to put age restrictions on all energy drinks, typically 16+. it's not a legal requirement but mostly done to assauge fears of schoolkids being too caffeinated.
https://www.acs.org.uk/sites/default/files/energy-drinks-guideforretailers.pdf
so if you want your monster hassle free pop down the cornershop instead

[Anonymous No.18661086]

>>18661077
I also bought several high end ones, i figure it triggeres with the cheap shit because that's what all the little ghetto turds buy.

[Anonymous No.18661154]

>>18661011
>>18661029
i just tune them out at this point. in my most autistic moments i just talk to the machine and say 'Oh shut up im nearly done' to something of that effect.

[Anonymous No.18661179]

>>18660533
>Muh dot matrix prepared me for touch screens
Take it easy Grandpa, you need your pills.

[Anonymous No.18661182]

>>18661056
>software they don't have prior training in
Jesus Christ do you need training for the apps on your phone too? How long of a course do you think you need for a customer-designated self checkout machine. You literally just swipe food over the laser and then push pay. You don't even have to put your card in, you can just tap it on the machine. It's not hard, it's not hard at all.

[Anonymous No.18661195]

>>18660788
>self checkouts don't allow you to ring up booze
Yes they do you dogfucker. I literally just did it like an hour ago. It locks your station and alerts the clerk so they can check your ID and they clear it with a passcode.

[Anonymous No.18661201]

>>18661179
Anon, people in their 30s were in high school when the iPhone came out.

[Anonymous No.18661202]

place your
>small banana
on the scale

[Anonymous No.18661216]

place your FAGGOTS on the scale

[Anonymous No.18661220]

>>18661195
How'd you know I fuck dogs?

[Anonymous No.18661225]

>>18661201
Then they have even less of an excuse.

[Anonymous No.18661227]

>>18661182
Ok mr expert, tell me how to ring up an item that doesn't have a barcode in less than 5 seconds.
inb4 you know how to do this only because you're a wagie cashier

[Anonymous No.18661228]

>>18659676
>>ADD IT IN STORES
>>ADD IT IN STORES
>>ADD IT IN STORES
>>ADD IT IN STORES
>AN ATTENDANT WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY

i like the package
not bad thoughts about it...
believe me..

[Anonymous No.18661229]

>>18661225
What I'm saying is that the people you're seeing having trouble with those machines are probably a lot older than 30 and you're too young and retarded to realize it. We had self-checkouts for years before iPhones and shit, too.

[Anonymous No.18661244]

>>18661227
You print out a label at the vegetable weights like it says, what are you 90?

[Anonymous No.18661258]

>>18661059
He probably feels less boomerish if he doesnt contribute to making the world worse every day

[Anonymous No.18661260]

>>18661244
Print out the label? What the fuck are you talking about, retard? I pick up a bunch of bananas, which are sold by weight and not a pre-labeled UPC. There is no label. There is a scale you weigh them in, a plastic bag, and a zip tie. What label printer?

[Anonymous No.18661261]

>>18661244
>print out a label at the vegetable weights
My store doesn't have this.

[Anonymous No.18661263]

>>18661227
it absolutely takes only 5 seconds to hit the "search by name" button, hit the first letter of the produce you are buying and then hit the large picture of the item you are buying

[Anonymous No.18661277]

>>18659676
I'd put my item in her bagging area if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.18661280]

>>18661260
>>18661261
Unless you're shopping in Cuba or sub-saharan Africa every grocery store has had them for 30+ years.

[Anonymous No.18661286]

>>18661280
First world country, those things don't exist.

[Anonymous No.18661292]

>>18661280
Lived in upper class American suburbia my whole life, never seen this fucking thing before.

[Anonymous No.18661293]

>>18661292
>>18661286
Have you ever venture into the produce section or do you just hang around the toys and snacks until mommy is done shopping?

[Anonymous No.18661297]

>>18661293
Do you think I made up the story of how the produce section actually is or something?

[Anonymous No.18661299]

>>18661286
>>18661292
>>18661297
samefag

[Anonymous No.18661301]

>>18661280
BR?

[Anonymous No.18661302]

>>18661280
They don't have these in Ameriland because they can't generally be trusted not to purposefully underreport an item's weight. They literally stole their very country; do you really expect them not to steal whatever else they can? The only thing that might keep them from stealing produce is their general disregard for anything that isn't sugared fizzy water and low quality beef.

[Anonymous No.18661307]

>>18661297
Fuck if I know, maybe you do live in a place where the retailers are afraid customers will commit fraud to sneak in three extra potatoes.

[Anonymous No.18661310]

>>18660936
>washing reusable grocery bags
Unless a food container nakadashi'd there's literally no reason to ever wash a grocery bag.

[Anonymous No.18661317]

im too ugly to go to a supermarket
well not really ugly, just self conscious about a few things that dont look as good as they could

[Anonymous No.18661326]

>>18660496
This is how I know you're one of those cunts who brings a crt full of stuff to self checkout

[Anonymous No.18661335]

>>18660969
You will pack the bags and you will own nothing

[Anonymous No.18661341]

>>18661280
I'm in the US and have never seen this. All my stores have fully mechanical produce scales to help you get the right amount and the registers are all equipped with scales to determine the price in real time at check-out. There are no customer-printed produce labels.

[Anonymous No.18661359]

>>18661341
>fully mechanical produce scales
The 1920's sliding weight/spring opoerated shit?
I mean I guess Puerto Rico IS technically US territory but man...

[Anonymous No.18661372]

>>18661359
They're spring-loaded dials, not sliding weights. Why would they pay to set up and operate digital scales when they're only an estimation tool in the first place? It's the check-out counter that weighs the final product for the price.

[Anonymous No.18661377]

"no"

[Anonymous No.18661382]

>>18659856
Every fucking time. I paid like $55 for over $100 worth of groceries the other day. Fuck that shit, inflation is buck wild and it is too easy.

[Anonymous No.18661406]

>>18660514
>thinking a megacorp business cares about environmental externalities
>when said externalities are proven to have consequences that mature in as little as 15--20 years, or much sooner in cases of gross negligence and catastrophic failure.
>Or can simply look at openly accessible documentation from public companies as to how they respond to environmental externalities nowadays.
>This is all simple risk accounting and business planning, done *before* responding to shit like conscientious investors, ESGs, and millennials getting on boards.

I guess it must feel nice imagining the business world is still the 1980s (well, maybe it kinda is with crypto and BRICS).

[Anonymous No.18661414]

>>18660400
I'm over 40 and I'm so fucking fast that the machine gets angry and a wagie has to come do it slooooowly for me. Fuck these things.

[Anonymous No.18661431]

>>18661359
Are you trolling or just some affluent twat in LA that thinks his megacity with $3k studio apartments is how the whole world operates?

[Anonymous No.18661474]

>>18660936
those are there for stupid people like you. just buy a $2 reusable bag.

[Anonymous No.18661481]

>>18661341
Whole Foods (and even many small bulk grain/nut stores I've been to) usually has customers print labels for bulk dry goods. The way to forge it would be to either key in the wrong item or lift it up slightly to reduce the weight, but those systems almost always check that the weight they measure stays stable for a half second or so, making it almost impossible to fool it by lifting by hand. So at the end of the day, the register just has to glance when they scan that your "premium whole cashews" do not show up on the scan as "peanut scraps".

[Anonymous No.18661490]

>>18661414
>I'm over 40

[Anonymous No.18661513]

>>18661431
>megacity
We barely break 40k citizens here in town and even the dingiest immigrant runs corner greengrocer with backroom casinos and permanent tobacco haze have printer scales.

[Anonymous No.18662033]

Yes, I could just type "asp" and asparagus would pop up on the screen to choose, but to be extra certain I always type the full name of the produce I buy. It builds character I think.

[Anonymous No.18662047]

Our U-scan have a camera that shows you scanning. I guess it’s been that way for a while but I never noticed.
The way I found out was I scanned something and it did the “call for assistance” thing and when the lady came she showed me the video and jokes that I was trying to steal.

[Anonymous No.18662055]

>>18659856
I paid attention to the attendants so now I just hit the upper left corner of the screen and punch in an employee's code
I go during busy hours so they never get the chance to get to my machine, they're too busy dealing with the other 9 machines
Makes it insanely easy to steal

[Anonymous No.18662248]

I use them at Walmart. When I see one of Obama's hypothetical sons using it and scanning every 5th item I wait for them outside and buy the steaks and expensive shit they stole for 25c on the dollar. They always get super excited and go back in to the store.

[Anonymous No.18662352]

>>18661280
I've seen one store that has something like this. It's Central Market, an upscale version of a regular grocery story in Texas Called HEB.

[Anonymous No.18662359]

>>18660522
Fear? I despise self checkout on principle.
You think I pay these niggers their retailer margin so they can make ME do cashier work? Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.18663324]

>>18660467
it's not stealing though, they're giving you permission to take it. it's just deception.

[Anonymous No.18663330]

>>18662055
it's the golden age of free groceries right now. The grocery stores in my country gave out a bunch of reusable bags with a square base and a piece of plastic on the bottom. I put all the expensive shit under the plastic then dump it on the scales and scan a few cheap shit items.

[Anonymous No.18663333]

>>18660936
just get some decent bags

[Anonymous No.18663348]

>>18659856
>grab mangos, cherries, other expensive fruit
>weight it all as potatos/carrots
>$2 for 1kg of cherries/mangos
thanks omnicorp

[Anonymous No.18663356]

>>18661335
I own my bags.

[Anonymous No.18663447]

>>18663333
Nice quads, but nets are better for most things. You'll need one bag for the things small enough to slip through the webbing.

[Anonymous No.18663468]

>>18660861
>>18661179
mid 30s people were using touch screen smartphones while you were still eating baby food

[Anonymous No.18663569]

>>18659676
>slightly lift bag so it stops detectin it as too heavy
heh, nothin presonell robo

[Anonymous No.18663587]

>>18659856
>God bless the wagies who aren't paid enough to care.
I knew a chick who was a kleptomaniac and also a 10/10 stunner. She would walk into a grocery store, fill up a few reusable bags with expensive shit, then walk straight up the the cashier and say she forgot to get some milk. And every single time they would smile at her and let her straight through.

[Anonymous No.18663597]

>>18660416
>so pathetic you have to steal shitty walmart meat

[Anonymous No.18663766]

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE MACHINES

[Anonymous No.18663778]

>>18661326
Nta but early morning a lot of places don't have anyone working a register until like an hour after opening so you have to use it

[Anonymous No.18663900]

>>18661227
fucking lurk more. watch other people do it and copy them. instead of standing there like a retard in a day room when the computer voice resets your brain

[Anonymous No.18663906]

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE!

[Anonymous No.18664218]

>>18663900
>l-l-lurk more
>do I fit in yet????
I'll continue to take a reasonable amount of time scanning my items at self checkout and you're just going to have to sit there and stew in rage until I'm done.

[Anonymous No.18664337]

>>18661280
I've lived in wealthy neighborhoods all my life and haven't seen one of these in a produce section since the mid 90s. The deli and meat departments use them, but generally produce only has basic scales to weigh. The pricing is still set at the register for produce.

I'm curious to know where you live that these are both self-serve and ubiquitous

[Anonymous No.18664377]

>>18661056
>>18661182
You guys say this but both my parents cant operate computers or even remotes after owning them for years. My mom has had a laptop for years and literally every day asked me to open web browser for her despite me showing her how to do it each time, and having her repeat it.

[Anonymous No.18664382]

Overall I love self checkout. It’s so much faster than some slow tax writeoff hire bagging my shit. Just sucks when all you have to do is show ID for alcohol and the attendant is stuck dealing with some nog haggling over coupons and food stamps and taking items off the list bc it blows their budget

[Anonymous No.18664399]

>>18659856
Why do you do this instead of just not scanning half your items?

Do attendants actually watch you there? Last time I was at my huge walmart not a single employee was watching the self-checkout.

[Anonymous No.18664435]

>>18663906
kek this is still the funniest shit to me.
It's like even American robots are programmed to be assholes to low tier wagies, while other countries have cuties driving around.

[Anonymous No.18664450]

>>18664377
ive only seen this happen with people over 70-80 that already have memory problems

[Anonymous No.18664462]

>>18664377
I'm sorry anon, your parents might be retarded and chances are you are too.

[Anonymous No.18664465]

>>18659856
We know. We just don't give a fuck anymore lol. Only a complete retard would be able to miss that. Local methanys still makeup and other shit from our store all the time but we pretty much look the other way because

1) company policy specifically tells us to not confront you for our own safety (But mostly to cover the company's ass so if you die your family can't sue)

2) like, why SHOULD I care? I'm getting paid the exact same wage whether or not someone steals so it's a waste of my time and effort to even put the mental energy and necessary to notice someone doing that. I have more important shit to do.

[Anonymous No.18664476]

>self checkout is set to say "to continue, scan an item or press finish and pay" every twenty seconds
>happens even if you're scanning items like it's a professional self checkout competition
Bitch shut up I'm fuckin' scanning.

[GODCOCK No.18664508]

>>18659856
>>18660401
>>18660416
>>18660863
>>18660933
Do poorfags really?

[Anonymous No.18664548]

>>18664377
Boomers have no neuroplasticity and not only can't learn things, they utterly refuse to do so. Of course, that's passed down to gen x, and a lot of millenials are choosing to take up the same reins, choosing to be bitter retards who refuse to learn things and project all their faults and insecurities onto younger generations.
t. millenial

[Anonymous No.18664558]

>>18664548
It's just called being stupid, working at a research center showed me how eager to adapt and learn even 80 year olds can be.

[Anonymous No.18664576]

>>18664548
Bull. Tech proficiency peaked with millennials. Zoomers only know five websites and ipad interfaces.

[Anonymous No.18664579]

>scan beer
>your order contains an age restricted item, help is on the way
>no attendant in sight
>stand around for 10 minutes while the line stacks up for someone to notice a blinking like and a person standing looking around obviously waiting for someone

[Anonymous No.18664592]

>>18661056
Self check outs have been around since at least 2004. Stupid brain-rotted boomers’ inability to learn how to use them after two decades isn’t my problem.

[Anonymous No.18664600]

>>18664465
Did you read all the words?

[Anonymous No.18664648]

>>18660425
Wage cuck here I'll do that but the moment it doesn't scan once if the person pipes up with the same tired its free joke I will manually type in the item code

[Anonymous No.18664677]

>>18664648
what in your opinion is the easiest way to steal or rather the hardest way for you guys to detect?

[Anonymous No.18664687]

>>18659798
I remember some bitchy soccer mom got pissed I used a bag just to carry sushi and didn't pay for it lmao.

[Anonymous No.18664723]

>>18661286
You see them at a Mexican markets, most places that aren't big chains don't preweigh their meat

[Anonymous No.18664729]

>>18663906
This is why skynet will inevitably happen

[Anonymous No.18664732]

>>18664677
Its entirely worker dependent I'd say go to your local retail store and just study which employees give a shit and which don't. If you are surrounded by employees that don't care you can basically walk out of the store

[Anonymous No.18664769]

>>18664732
thanks... too much of a pussy.. sounds just too risky to try it on a "probably wont care" feels basis i guess i keep paying even if self checkout apperantly makes it easy to steal lol

[Anonymous No.18664792]

>>18664508
work smarter, not harder. if you have the oppurtunity to make anything you want free, take it, no matter how rich you are.

[Anonymous No.18665131]

>>18662359
why did you type 'retail margins' like it's some massive markup, thief-anon?

[Anonymous No.18665411]

>>18661220
Just a wild hunch based on your posting style

[Anonymous No.18665465]

>>18664435
At Menards stores in America they have teddy bears drive the floor buffers

[Anonymous No.18665515]

>>18660481
my fred meyer got those. The wagie who had to deal with it told me they replaced their old fraud detection system (that they spent a couple years training) with a new system that they need to train
so basically it's a scam

[Anonymous No.18665576]

> 65 year old woman.
> Bring full cart with 20 varieties of fruits and vegetables that need to be individually weighed.
> Take half an hour.
Why?

[Anonymous No.18665582]

>>18661335
Cut niggas be like

[Anonymous No.18665586]

>>18665576
Surprising too cause boomers tend to want to talk to the cashiers who could not possibly care less about how their day is going.

[Anonymous No.18665589]

>>18659676
The day there are no cashiers is the day I just walk out with my stuff. Call it my wages for doing their job for them.

[Anonymous No.18665603]

>>18659856
>mfw stealth scan a couple 25 cent koolaid single packets and then walking out with 20 bucks worth of shit

[Anonymous No.18665797]

>go to self checkout
>tap screen
>immediately mute it
suddenly it's not insufferable

>>18665576
I do that too because baggers always bruise/break shit

[Anonymous No.18665813]

>>18665576
Here it’s because the ghetto shit grocery store has ZERO checkout lines open and forces everyone through self checkout. I’ve stopped going there

[Anonymous No.18665842]

>>18659676
I want to bend that cowgirl over the self check and have my way with her vagina if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.18665852]

>>18659798
California charges you for bags. I think it's about $0.05

[Anonymous No.18665869]

>>18659856
>>18665813
>between 5:00pm-6:00pm
>some weekday
>only self scanners are open
>maybe 1 cashier lane is open (and it's a manager)
>wait in line for 10 minutes to buy a handful of items
big business must be feeling it right bros?

[Anonymous No.18665881]

>>18661490
Imagine a young person wasting his youth on 4chan. Pretty rough.

[Anonymous No.18665899]

>>18660400
>be 15
>working at local big chain grocery store
>$5.25 an hour to bag groceries
>big bro is 16 and makes $7.25 managing the self check out lanes
>mfw the hot goth girl who works at CVS across the street says she gets paid $8.25 to be a cashier while sharing a cigarette together
>the year is 2006

[Anonymous No.18665952]

Is there no such thing as random checks in burgerland? In Europe (Netherlands to be specific) every once in a while there's a random check-up that will occur at the self checkout, blocking you from paying untill a worker from the store comes to you and scans a few items. It is ofcourse random, but still quite frequent.

[Anonymous No.18665975]

>>18665952
Never had anything like that in Australia. Closest is that one of our two big shops introduced a phone app for scanning as you go through the shop and then you just scan a QR code to open a special express exit for you. That has random bag checks but they only need to check 5 items so I've gone through with a trolley full of bags only half of which were scanned and they checked their 5 then waved me through.
The only time I've needed attendant approval at the self-serve is for buying gift cards or sharp knives.

[Anonymous No.18665983]

>>18665952
Depends if the store's gun check-in is before or after the registers. They don't do random checks if it's possible the customer has a weapon. I've only seen it at stores where the check-in is before you enter the doors.

[Anonymous No.18665984]

>>18665975
>That has random bag checks but they only need to check 5 items so I've gone through with a trolley full of bags only half of which were scanned and they checked their 5 then waved me through.
Also protip: if you do this put all the scanned items in one set of bags and the unscanned in another. If you are unlucky enough to get a busybody just say the other bags are from another shop and throw them one of these :^)

[Anonymous No.18665993]

>>18665983
lmao so basically you could steal forever and get away with it?

[Anonymous No.18665996]

>>18659798
My country unironically charges ~$0.6 for a plastic bag because of muh environment

[Anonymous No.18665999]

>>18665984
>If you are unlucky enough to get a busybody just say the other bags are from another shop and throw them one of these :^)
Yeah that won't work. I'm sure you've played out that scenario a bunch of times in your head though.

[Anonymous No.18666021]

>>18665999
>played out
It's personal experience m80

[Anonymous No.18666028]

>>18666021
Although I imagine you'd have a harder time in poorer areas. So protip #2: don't be poor and don't look poor.
It's very normal here for people to go between the 3-4 different grocers in the shopping mall to get the best deals

[Anonymous No.18666038]

>>18665842
her outfit looks retarded

[Anonymous No.18666058]

>>18664508
I’m rich and still do it every now and then. Why should I care about some random mega corporation? They are saving money by having me use the self checkout.
> b-b-but it it will drive up prices
Don’t care, most of the people who get “hurt” by higher prices in my country are welfare monkeys. Only fair that I get a little “welfare” too.

[Anonymous No.18666124]

>>18664508
Only in third world countries. Try this shit in Europe and you'd be arrested so fast lmao.

[Anonymous No.18666138]

>>18666058
Oh you one of those internet tough guys huh? *Fakes a swing at you and you flinch* ooh gotta be quicker than that *fakes another swing* c'mon "big" guy what's wrong? *you take a swing at me and I swiftly dodge and knock you out with a swift uppercut* you just got fucking rocked

[Anonymous No.18666156]

>>18659676
>Why yes, the 2 packs of beer and 1kg of chicken are a carrot
>>18666124
You are wrong sir

[Anonymous No.18666166]

>>18666156
And you're not from Europe, pajeet.

[Anonymous No.18666391]

>>18659856
When I worked as a cashier I would always read the screen because I'm autistic. So I'd end up telling customers they forgot to scan their items. I've watched so many people forget to scan their items, and because I was young it would confuse me and then I'd ask them if they need help scanning it.

[Anonymous No.18666537]

>>18665576
I do this because I really really dont want to talk to the cute cashiers

[Anonymous No.18666954]

>>18666038
ok homosexual

[Anonymous No.18667081]

>>18660522
Feels like I'm doing the store's job, plus it's not like anything in the store got cheaper once they were installed. If they offered some incentive (bonus points, 1% discount, free bags) more people would use it.

Also on the topic of bags, in Ontario some stores, including that good ol'mart, have phased them out to bring your own or buying their branded reusable bags for 33cents. Fuck that. If they cared so much for the environment they'd switch to paper, I have no problems recycling.

[Anonymous No.18667100]

>>18666954
lol sry but the boots look gay and it’s alright, you just have bad taste.

[Anonymous No.18667116]

>>18665975
>The only time I've needed attendant approval
Kek. Over where I’m at you can’t purchase alcohol if you’re under 18 so every time I top up on liquor and shit there will be a screen before you pay listing everything that needs attendant approval. It’s just a minor annoyance but a week ago I purchased some Christmas goodies laced left-and-right with alcohol (5% ABV) and the self-checkout didn’t tag it as requiring approval. lol. Just small things which make you go “kek” IRL.

[Anonymous No.18667119]

>>18659798
I can't remember the last time I've paid for bags at a grocery store. Just go to self checkout and select 0 bags at the end. You think the employees are going to check and see if you paid for those bags? They won't.

[Anonymous No.18667282]

>>18667116
Supermarkets can't sell alcohol with groceries in Australia. But similar thing where food products containing alcohol are fine.

[Anonymous No.18667291]

>>18667119
>i just steal them i don't get caught so it's legal
/society

[Anonymous No.18667338]

>>18667291
It’s an entitled zoomer

[Anonymous No.18667408]

>>18661202
I did that once and they asked me to leave

[Anonymous No.18667432]

>>18661280
what an embarrassing way to out yourself as a third-worlder

[Anonymous No.18667460]

>>18659798
Just moved back to Connecticut this shit is hell.

[Anonymous No.18667464]

>>18660452
>go to Walmart
>hit “need assistance” because I double scanned an item
>wait for 5-10 minutes
>nobody comes
>3 other people waiting as well
>ask 2 fat nigger associates to send someone over
>both say it’s not their problem
>walk back and take my shit and walk out
>inform other people waiting nobody’s coming so I’m just stealing my stuff
>no consequences

[Anonymous No.18667486]

>>18660401
shit taste

[Anonymous No.18667498]

>>18660484
those bags use more plastic than actual plastic bags and only get used a few times most of the time, liberals are so short-sighted

[Anonymous No.18667502]

>>18660869
unless you go to qfc and have to double-bag cereal because those little twigs they call handles suck

[Anonymous No.18667504]

>>18660520
yeah, "caring" doesn't mean "caring", you sure showed him

[Anonymous No.18668137]

>>18659676
>Elvis Voice: Thank you very much!

[Anonymous No.18668179]

>>18659798
i have no problem paying for bags since it incentivizes me to take one with me. on the odd occasion that i forget, maybe one time in ten, a few pence to buy one isn't a big deal.

[Anonymous No.18668310]

>>18667498
This is the issue, my girlfriend always forgets to bring bags so now we have a bunch of these big ass thick plastic bags that aren't going to get used.

[Anonymous No.18668349]

>>18659856
I always take the organic produce and punch it in as the cheap store brand regular shit

[Anonymous No.18668605]

>>18667502
shopping at quality faggotry center is your problem, shop at safegay or faggen like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.18668970]

>>18665996
60 cents?

[Anonymous No.18669117]

>>18659676
Woolworths checkouts have been so shit for a while now. I don't know what the dumb cunts did, but their self checkouts used to be way better than the ones in coles. Now I regularly have less fuckups with coles machines, even though they still ask me if I'm using my own bag (no more disposable bags, of course I am motherfucker).

>>18659798
They're like 15 cents here in australia, but intended to be reusable. I got no problem with that. If you forget your bags, well that's on you. Can buy seven replacements for a dollar.

[Anonymous No.18669161]

Self checkout is great, too bad it's only temporary and we'll go back to old school checkout cause of shoplifters. People complain about needing an employee to scan their badge to let you continue when the alternative is waiting in line for literally 20+ minutes cause the EBT shopper in front of you has 500 junk food items in their cart and every single register has people like this in queue.

[Anonymous No.18669166]

>>18661202
*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.18669179]

>>18660788
yeah that's why it calls over the attendant, dingdong

[Anonymous No.18669204]

I miss when the self checkout shit was considered the new express lane, you went through it if you had like at most a carry basket full, now it's become the amateur check out clerk lane full of minorities with full sized carts full to bursting with shit to the point that going through the actual human worker lanes is faster

[Anonymous No.18669227]

>>18665993
In general, stores will just write off any incidental thefts as a loss. Easier and safer.
If they catch on you're doing it frequently they'll eventually get a security person to tail you from afar, and then call for a police officer to meet you at the door. Had a friend in high school that got arrested that way.

[Anonymous No.18669268]

>>18665952
Walmart will sometimes have someone at the exit asking to check your bag and receipt. They have 0 legal authority to hassle you and rummage through shit you've paid for though, and there's nothing they can do if you ignore them just keep walking. (Don't be a dumbass and argue or fight with them though.)

Costco checks the receipt and cart of everyone as you leave. You have to pay for a membership to get in/check-out, and this is part of the agreement. So if you fuck around they'll just ban you from ever coming back.

I've never heard of what you described. Closest is the self-check freaking out about the scale being off or something, and calling the attendant to verify your last action.

[Anonymous No.18669286]

>>18659676
The cash boss who was overlooking the self-check out terminals today told me "it doesn't matter" when I scanned one variety of apple as another. I wasn't trying to scam anybody, I just got confused.

[Anonymous No.18669339]

>>18669286
>grab assorted variety of bell peppers
>check out has every color of bell pepper listed individually
>just punch in 5 of green instead of dealing with the whole thing multiple times
not my problem

[Anonymous No.18669431]

>>18665952
the kiosks usually record you while you scan and will lock it out if it records you bagging something without scanning it first

[Anonymous No.18669495]

>>18659676
>use the self checkout because I'm autistic and don't want to interact with random people
>half the time, the machine gives me an error and starts loudly beeping
>light starts flashing to tell the wagie assistant to come over
>have to interact with them anyway

[Anonymous No.18669533]

>>18659676
Hey, OP. Often times when the PAY NOW or whatever button changes colors back to what it was that means you can remove the bags. I know that's how Kroger does it.

[Anonymous No.18669623]

>>18659856
ITT: Theiving Melanin enriched poors

[Anonymous No.18669638]

My Whole Foods self-checkout doesn't prompt and alert if you place a heavy item after scanning 1 banana.

>Go to meat/seafood dept
> "hi can i get one hamburger patty/ 1/4 lb shrimp?
>Anything else?
>2 ribeyes and 5 lb of sirloin please

For some reason, my whole foods has a giga big green translucent bag in their meat dept's so I just make sure my hamburger patty is at the bottom with the $2.49 barcode facing outward

>head to self checkout
>Scan beer
>Hi (: Birthday is xx/yy/zz Thanks!
>wagie turns around
>Scan my 8lb bag of meat for $2.49

I'll purchase my veggies and shelf stable goods cause im not complete scum. But personally, I think spending about $80 for 2 people that lasts about 2 weeks is a good enough price point for me. As I walk away with +$100 worth of meats, cheeses, seafood etc.

[sage No.18669661]

>>18669623
Thieving*

You retard.

[Anonymous No.18669676]

>>18666138
Okay, goober

[Anonymous No.18669696]

>>18663587
I don't understand, do they sell milk outside?

[Anonymous No.18669708]

>>18659676
That place looks really poor and drab for some reason

[Anonymous No.18669754]

I’m having a real problem with ‘forgetting’ to scan stuff lately. It’s become a daily thing and I’m really ashamed, it’s not even necessary and I’m overeating because of how frequently I’m doing it. I reallly wanna stop bros, I’m scared I’ll get caught eventually and I’m surprised I keep getting away with it. I need to have the willpower to just stop going there entirely but every day I fuck up. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.18669783]

>>18669696
I think he means
>fill up shopping bag with shit, and also grab gallon of milk
>go to cashier and pay for the milk
>be like "lmao I forgot to buy my milk," implying to them that she had just bought all the other stuff at another cashier, and had then gone back for the milk without taking the rest of her stuff out to the car yet

[Anonymous No.18669846]

>>18665881
Hey, I have lots of fun here

[Anonymous No.18669856]

>>18667081
I want to do the store's job because I don't want those subhumans touching my stuff.

[Anonymous No.18669880]

>>18667432
>has a machine to weigh items
>embarrassing
?

[Anonymous No.18669884]

>>18661317
Okay coomer, stay at home and keep fapping happy

[Anonymous No.18669900]

>>18669754
>binge eating kleptomaniac
You earned the stress yourself, silly faggot

[Anonymous No.18669917]

>>18669783
That's a creative idea, but a lousy one. Not every cashier or shopper (me) is an NPC daydreaming of being at home and watching Netflix. I hope some fedora man has a spastic freak out on that woman and she gets humiliated.

[Anonymous No.18669944]

>>18669900
Please help, I want to be better

[Anonymous No.18669985]

>>18661280
>almost every reply is confusion
East Tennessee here, we actually had these for a while at the upscale Kroger locations in my city. They weren't for produce though. They had an aisle that was bulk nuts and seeds. You'd fill up a container with whatever shit you wanted (it came out of a hopper when you pulled a lever) and you entered the PLU into the scale and weighed your item, then it gave you a label for it. Obviously this shit didn't last forever because you could load up a container with some trailmix that was $11.99/lb and just get a label for some cheap ass oats or something

[Anonymous No.18670048]

>>18669944
Eat 3 meals a day. No snacking. Fat fucker.

[Anonymous No.18670123]

>>18669117
>Woolworths checkouts have been so shit
>Do you wish to round up your payment to donate to current thing?
And the fuckers delay open this popup to get you to accidentally press it.

[Anonymous No.18670129]

>>18664337
Finland has self-service scales pretty much everywhere. You pick your vegetables, fruit, bakery products, candy, crisps etc. and then look at the scale number for the product, take it to the scale and weight it yourself with the number.

There's actually quite little stealing by underweighing, but people do try to be cheeky within the rules, like by cutting off the green part of a pineapple prior to weighing, so you have to pay less.

There are some other great stuff as well, like recycling cost added to each drink, which you get back once you return the empty drink container to a shop. If you don't want to carry an empty bottle with you, then leave it on the floor and it'll be gone in minutes, because it's worth anything between 15 to 40 cents.

On the bad side alcohol is only sold between 9 and 21 and you get anything harder than beer from the government alcohol store, which is never open and expensive as hell. Great beer though, like Sandels. Can't wait to visit again.

[Anonymous No.18670593]

>>18669944
It's been 2 hours. You fix yourself yet?

[Anonymous No.18670664]

>>18670593
I haven’t stolen anything if that’s what you mean. It only happens when I’m at work so I’m gonna go in tomorrow and try my best to not steal anything. and then have something healthy for dinner. At least I’ve been exercising regularly lately, so there’s that

[Anonymous No.18670676]

>>18670664
Do you work at a grocery store?
Eating healthy food doesn't cancel out unhealthy food. They still have calories.
What exercise you do today?

[Anonymous No.18670697]

>>18670123
Woolworth still exists?!?

[Anonymous No.18670716]

>>18670676
I'm not unconvinced people here think playing videogames counts as exercise. Everyone who says they're a gamer, gamer girl, etc., is literally saying their lives mean nothing, and they work hard to keep it that way

[Anonymous No.18670727]

>>18670716
https://voca.ro/1b2WP6a9Vgb1

[Anonymous No.18670747]

>>18660522
Why do they expect to make more profit by hiring less people? As a working man I vote with my wallet and I vote more jobs.

[Anonymous No.18670746]

>>18670727
You're an awfully nasally fella. Might wanna see and eat, nose and throat specialist

[Anonymous No.18670749]

>>18670716
I’m sad.

[Anonymous No.18670750]

>>18670676
No I work in a mall.
And yeah I know that about food, it’s just about trying to keep my calories down and try to eat less processed foods and more vegetables/healthy fats/proteins and shit.
Today was a rest day, im doing a home gym lifting routine and I do exercise bike (cardio) on off days. I’ve only been doing it 3 weeks but I’ve been consistent and I’ve been enjoying it. Feel a ton healthier cause I quit smoking as well, I just wish I could get some kind of handle on my eating. I know the bottom line is to have more self control and determination, I just fail at it so unashamedly and frequently. No excuses though I guess, just have to keep trying until I do it

[Anonymous No.18670788]

>>18670749
Why?
Because you're unattractive, overweight, apathetic and have bad hygiene or is it something else?
Just spit balling...but you proudly say you're a hardcore gamer, don't you?

[Anonymous No.18670965]

>>18670746
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.18670994]

>going to retail stores at all post-coof

they basically made every single business and institution autism-proof in 2020 so now you can buy literally anything online and work from your basement. i stopped going to the businesses in my town because they are simply dogshit, with a huge problem being a lack of demarcated standing areas for lines so people just inevitably crowd into a retarded clusterfuck which turns what should be a 5 minute visit to a book store into 20. fuck that, if that's what brick & mortar is slinging these days then i'll guzzle daddy bezo's jizz load

[Anonymous No.18671008]

>>18670965
What doesn't he know?

[Anonymous No.18671013]

>>18660400
Everyone using it is over 30. The disposable youth don't leave home

[Anonymous No.18671016]

>>18665465
They have a skeleton do it here during Halloween.

[Anonymous No.18671026]

>>18659676
It's much quicker using self checkout in every store I go to, even stores with more cashiers than self checkouts

[Anonymous No.18671045]

Hand key them as russet potatoes, the wagies will never know

[Anonymous No.18671211]

>>18671008
https://voca.ro/18sLeRz1N7gy

[Anonymous No.18671215]

>>18659676
I always bag stuff and put it right in my cart

[Anonymous No.18671225]

>>18660400
what I like is that at all but once place I go you can just stuff your card in the machine and the transaction will begin. don't even have to use the touch screen. I don't know why they don't make it obvious it's that easy

[Anonymous No.18671239]

Old people and these things do not mix.

[Anonymous No.18671245]

>Using check stands at all these days.
>When you can just walk out with your shit.

[Anonymous No.18671248]

>>18659676
>only buy two items of booze
>wait in line for cashier to check id instead of self checkout because i didn't want to bother the attendant
>cashier can't actually check id and calls attendant

[Anonymous No.18671252]

>>18671245
It really depends. In some stores they're complete FFAs and I end up stealing things because I can't be bothered to code in produce and nobody will even care. In some other stores, there are much fewer machines and there's an employee keeping an eye on things and planting stickers on any large items like potato bags and stuff.

[Anonymous No.18671258]

>>18671248
Grow a beard and they'll stop bothering you

[Anonymous No.18671275]

>>18671258
fuck that noise

[Anonymous No.18671341]

>>18665952
They used to do that until legislation made it so you can't punish people who steal from stores.
Now nobody gives a shit

[Anonymous No.18671347]

>>18666138
Irony the post.

[Anonymous No.18671349]

>>18671248
Put the cans on the scale and ring them up as cabbage. No ID check required.

[Anonymous No.18671469]

>>18671258
alcoholic

[Anonymous No.18671651]

I use the self checkout so I don't have to tip the cashier. That shit adds up.

[Anonymous No.18671843]

You guys should try the self scan things. Scan stuff as you're walking around and put it straight in your bag, walk out when you're done.

[Anonymous No.18671952]

>>18665952
it must be fucking annoying to check your items and still check them out again to prove you are not stealing.... I wonder if europeans are related to americans

[Anonymous No.18671959]

>>18671843
this one makes more sense
scan as you go
here in mexico we are using the american system where there are self checkout lines... again, walmart own aurrera and others

[Anonymous No.18671964]

>>18659798
>pay
>for a bag
Bro what? They're free, i could use 20 shopping bags per item and the stoned downy managing the self checkout wont say shit

[Anonymous No.18671971]

>>18671964
americans will have to learn how to recycle, wether you like it or not. Is already a thing here

[Anonymous No.18671976]

>>18667119
More than that, you think some poor soul who hates their job is going to make their day worse by trying to tell a grown ass man he has to dump everything out of his bags?

Im not even scary, but just not looking like a bitch lets you get away with almost anything in chain stores

[Anonymous No.18671991]

>>18661244
Yea it's retarded to do that when you can just weigh at the register and select your produce there.
Is there anything about the way your stores do it that prevents people from ringing up organic produce as cheaper alternatives?

[Anonymous No.18672003]

>>18671971
>india, china?
>no, the americans have to change

[Anonymous No.18672046]

>>18659856

>Throw shit in a tote and leave out the auto area
>They assume you're picking up your car and don't give a fuck

Based corporates trying to juggle too much at once

[Anonymous No.18672286]

>>18664435
>kerfuś
you know that some furfag tried to fuck it in the store, right? Don't know the details, but they've arrested the guy who pulled into the back of the store

[Anonymous No.18672769]

>>18659676
Judging by the contents of this thread, the only people who like self-checkouts are literal autists who can't interact with cashiers or actual thieves. Installing these everywhere is seriously a huge blunder by stores, whoever supplies and services these machines for corpos really made out big from this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18672786]

>candy aisle doesn't have named objects or barcodes
>requires you to memorize a 4 digit code
>uhhh what was it again
>just buy bananas instead
pic related, they're bananas

[Anonymous No.18672814]

there's a black lady at self checkout at my store who i have an unwritten agreement with to shoplift. i only take a couple things, usually $10 worth on a $90 grocery trip. i always say hi to her and have short chitchat and she's definitely given me a knowing glance, and i've been doing this for 2 years now. i would love to bake her cookies or brownies or something but then it would be acknowledging the situation, i just hope she knows how much i appreciate her.

[Anonymous No.18672827]

>have anxiety about being in public
>go to the self-checkout where an attendant is silently watching and judging all of the customers
>instead of the regular checkout where the cashier is staring at his work
hmmm maybe ive got this whole thing backwards

[Anonymous No.18672847]

>>18660467
social engineering to get free shit is literally a hack

[Anonymous No.18672907]

>>18672286
That was an April Fools story bud

[Anonymous No.18672914]

>>18671971
Americans do recycle

[Anonymous No.18673084]

>>18660400
Dumb zoom zoom.

Over 40 and you'd be correct, but people in their 30s grew up on computers that required critical thinking skills.

[Anonymous No.18673090]

>>18659676
I go to the manned checkouts. I don't care how much longer I wait death to technology!

[Anonymous No.18673127]

I weigh protein powder as flour. The dude checking your bags has zero fucking idea, and if he asks just tell him it's enriched flour.

50 dollars turns into 3 dollars

[Anonymous No.18673138]

>>18672814
>Gives a knowing glance
She wants your cock anon
Bake some cookies and then lay some pipe my boy

[Anonymous No.18673362]

>>18673138
she's like 50 years old bro, probably has kids.

[Anonymous No.18673382]

>>18673362
Anon, that merely confirms it

[Anonymous No.18674001]

>>18660623
they had iphones as a teen or young adult you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.18674053]

>>18659856
>>18660416
walmart has been reporting this and sending people to jail. They go back and check the camera logs lol, you're fucked wagie

[Anonymous No.18674136]

>>18667100
Only a gay would be so critical over a woman's dress and "taste"

[Anonymous No.18674162]

>>18667486
I didn't plan it, it was a crime of opportunity

[Anonymous No.18674222]

>>18666537
Why not? She's literally on a wage to deal with your bullshit. Think about it this way, if you're never gonna fuck her, at least you can cut through that shit that exists only in YOUR mind and even hear a nice word or two. Screw all the bullshit man, it's only when you've lost everything that you're free to do anything

[Anonymous No.18674286]

>>18659676
I will go to the bakery section of my supermarket from time to time late at night and stock up on baked goods for free

[Anonymous No.18674316]

>>18671843
stores in cities would run out of hand scanner things in 24 hours

[Anonymous No.18674319]

>>18659676
I just walk out with the stuff at that point.

[Anonymous No.18675989]

>>18659676
>not just bringing a bag with you
>filling it up while hiding in an aisle
>and slipping out when the receipt checker up front is distracted or gone
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18676382]

>>18674316
They record everything and aren't phones dude
Outside of the store it's just a dead brick unless you have the passwords

[Anonymous No.18676479]

>>18671843
Then put your cart or basket on a scale and have it incorrectly decide the weight is wrong and scream at you to "remove item from exit area" until some schoolkid comes to check your items? Or can you just scan one bag of jellybeans and walk out with a cart filled with premium steak?

[Anonymous No.18676500]

>>18665952
Technically theres a person at Walmarts that do it, but I have never once been subject to it or seen it happen. Hell I have not even once been prompted to show a receipt, but ill still usually hold it up in the air as I walk by them and they just nod.

[Anonymous No.18676513]

>>18676500
>I have not even once been prompted to show a receipt, but ill still usually hold it up in the air as I walk by them and they just nod
Are you black or something? I've never felt the remotest of needs to do anything like that. I just pay for my shit and walk out since I have no reason to think they might be suspicious of me. In fact I don't even print a receipt

[Anonymous No.18676558]

>>18660425
Sometimes it's just not worth fighting the register for something. From time to time if I have to manually enter the weight I'll put it in lower than what it is. Honestly, if people are nice, I'll do shit to save them a bit.
>>18664648
I hate that joke so god damn much.

[Anonymous No.18676654]

>>18662055
Ours have this thing where the wagie has to scan their personal barcode in order for the process to advance.

[Anonymous No.18676850]

>>18661280
I haven't seen one of these since I was like 5 years old in 1997

[Anonymous No.18676863]

ITT thieving niggers attempt to rationalize being thieving niggers

[Anonymous No.18676940]

>>18660623
iPhone came out in 2007 you stupid faggot, and no they weren't the first smart phone with a touch screen, just the first one with decent controls and a passable gui.

[Anonymous No.18676986]

>>18676863
in this post braindead NPC subhuman attempts to rationalize blindly working for no goal while paying for niggers to multiply with welfare and myriad other "social" programs

[Anonymous No.18677110]

>>18664476
What's happening in this webm?

[Anonymous No.18677125]

>>18677110
A guy is pretending to be retarded while a camera is filming from an angle unlikely to be happenstance.

[Anonymous No.18677136]

>>18676986
>Paying for niggers welfare
I have to because niggers like you feel unfairly treated (as niggers tend to feel) and take it upon yourself to make things more fair (as niggers tend to do).

[Anonymous No.18677138]

>>18677125
I don't even understand what's supposed to be happening. Why is he shaking the bottle instead of scanning it? Why does he keep pecking the screen in those specific spots like he's typing out a message?

[Anonymous No.18677252]

>>18671991
Same things that prevent people from throwing toddlers out into traffic.

[Anonymous No.18677262]

>>18677110
Autism is what’s happening

[Anonymous No.18677399]

>>18664732
I regularly get these high-quality spanish "stem & leaf" clementines that are like $4.00 per pound for $1 per pound because they employees never have the code for this specific type of clementine and it never shows up in their system.

t. grocery wagie familiar with the grocery business

[Anonymous No.18677438]

Confession: every time I go shopping, I fill the bottom of my bag with expensive items (meats, deenz, fish, cheese etc), cover it with a white cloth and stack the top with cheap items (TP, rice, veg etc). I've done this for years and years, estimate I've stolen thousands of yuros worth of stuff. Even if I do get caught one day it has already been worth it.

[Anonymous No.18677445]

>>18666124
kek, self-checkout security is too busy looking out for hoodlums and youths to even blink twice at me. Although I'm sure you'd say France isn't really Europe so it prolly doesn't count in your eyes.

[Anonymous No.18677456]

>>18669985
I do this with pecan nuts labeled as rice. One time got caught with a bunch of avocados labeled as potatoes, never came back to that store again.

[Anonymous No.18677477]

>>18665852
Ten fucking cents a bag in Seattle. I never pay for a bag anymore

[Anonymous No.18677730]

>>18665899
I went and looked at my social security info recently and found I made something like two thousand dollars a year with the high-school grocery job.

[Anonymous No.18678415]

>>18660400
so glad i can respond with
>checked

[Anonymous No.18678572]

In my supermarket they have 8 checkout counters and only open one of them.
So all the people line up at the single check out, and we just let whoever has like 5 items go ahead of us.

Fuck the supermarket, they are food Jews.

[Anonymous No.18678576]

>>18665899
*pixies plays in background*