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Im supposed to call Papa John’s and ask them, as a grown man, for a Shaq-A-Roni?

>> No.18656302

>He's too self-conscious to say some silly words to a cashier over the phone
ngmi

>> No.18656308

>>18656298
If Papa John's or Dominos are the pizza options I'm not having pizza. Have some fucking standards. Even shitty bar pizza is better.

>> No.18656320

I heard Piiza Hut is going to compete by signing Kyrie Irving to an endorsement deal, and you can enter to win a free pizza oven. After all, no one out-pizzas the Hut.

>> No.18656326

>>18656298
Or you can order an extra most bestest from little caesars in person and look like a retard

>> No.18656336 [DELETED] 

>>18656298
No you're supposed to die from eating goyslop

>> No.18656343 [DELETED] 

Just say hey let me get a big nigger pizza

>> No.18656348

>>18656298
Is that how papa johns is trying to get back into blacks? It doesn't really matter, if it's chain shit then it will suck, I don't care about the color on that shit.

>> No.18656354

>>18656348
Papa John’s is the best chain by far

>> No.18656361

No grown man would order from Papa John's. You'd be better off going to Little Caesars if you're that poor or flyover that fast food pizza is your only option.

>> No.18656364

>eating pizza
NGMI

>> No.18656368
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18656368

>>18656298
You WILL call
You WILL ask for the Shaq-A-Roni
You WILL ask to add BBC (Beef, Bacon, Cheddar)

>> No.18656374

>>18656348
Blacks universally eat Papa Johns, because they think no true black person would work there because the company was racist. So they all order pizza from there, because it must be made right, seeing as there are no black employees.

>> No.18656384

>>18656368
>picrel
That happened to me like 20 times growing up damn. Whoever came up with that name is evil.

>> No.18656386

>>18656308
Papa John's is actually pretty decent desu senpai. And I pretty much only order from local spots

>> No.18656387

>>18656368
>Shaq-A-Roni
No, I will not not, and I will not think of some basketball player or that upper west side fuck a roni weinfeld, seinfeld thing. NO THANKS.
I leave that to you upper west side and hollywood creeps that will never make any sense.

>> No.18656600

>>18656386
Depends on the papa John's some are dog shit, some are great

>> No.18656607

>>18656308
Why is the food shit? What makes it taste like shit? Why do you know what shit tastes like?
I’ve literally never had bad tasting food from a restaurant

>> No.18656869

>>18656607
inb4 the inevitable "TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD" line comes up
god i'm so sick of it. it's on the same level as the guy who can't help but mention his diarrhea when taco bell or burritos comes up. the guy who says "hey guys did you know sixty-nine is a sex position" when you all see the number and already made the connection. the guy who STILL has to make a point to try and make a pussy joke whenever he sees a cat

>> No.18656879

>>18656869
It's hard not to notice it once you do notice.

>> No.18656937

>>18656879
we all notice it. all of us, ever since middle school, we notice it. we just don't say it out loud as if we're the first person to come up with it

>> No.18657056

>>18656298
>Ah, yes, excuse me, I would like one of those pizzas by Shaquille O'Neil, please.
This is all you have to do, OP.

>> No.18657067

can I get one Shaq a roni pizza with extra shaq o ronis

Then exclaim that you’re gonna be ballin tonight and hang up

>> No.18657417

>>18656298
ask for the Sheikh-a-Jabroni

>> No.18657432
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18657432

>he still calls to order pizza
Are you like 60 years old? How did you even find this website?

>> No.18657496

>>18656869
It's not like strawmanning an argument that wasn't even taking place is overplayed or anything.

>> No.18657518
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>>18656298
>Im supposed to call Papa John’s and ask them, as a grown man, for a Shaq-A-Roni?
Considering that you don’t have a gf or wife who asks you to buy tampons at the store, why do you even care about saying “I’d like to order a Shaqaroni? when you order a pizza? I’m so tired of having a useless, feeble grandson like you ——- Grandad

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>>18656298
>hey uh... can i have the new pizza...
>>which pizza? can you be more clear sir?
>you know... the shaq pizza...
>>which shaq pizza?
>the uh pepperoni one...
>>say it. say it, now.
>the s-shaqaroni p-p-please...
>>and will that be a small medium or large?

>> No.18658044

>>18656298
Rooti tooti fresh and fruity is way more manly

>> No.18658047

>>18658030
lol

>> No.18658056

>>18657518
Helping your wife is based, having to worship negros every waking second is not

>> No.18658146

>>18658030
The Shaq-A-Roni only comes in one size. extra large

>> No.18658550

wtf is a shaqeroni? it juisst looks like pppeprorni?

>> No.18658553

>>18658550
Why take the time to hit post if you know you're having a seizure?

>> No.18658759

>>18656298
>call
who the fuck calls in 2023 (minus 3 weeks)?
order online like normal people do

>> No.18658794

>>18656368
Was on a date with a guy and he ordered the "big boy beer" basically a big pint of beer at this place. Saw him for a couple of weeks was going great. But at that moment I went dry like the Sahara even though I know it's just a stupid order name. Spent the rest of the dinner trying to get back into the moment but it was ruined like it's so bad. Don't say this on a date

>> No.18658814

>>18658794
>Was on a date with a guy and he ordered the "big boy beer" basically a big pint of beer at this place. Saw him for a couple of weeks was going great. But at that moment I went dry like the Sahara even though I know it's just a stupid order name. Spent the rest of the dinner trying to get back into the moment but it was ruined like it's so bad. Don't say this on a date
Is it true that women get wet when they are threatened with rape, because the lubrication helps to prevent excessive damage to girly parts?
If so, you should've told that guy you wanted to roleplay your rape fantasies

>> No.18658816

>>18656298
If you were an adult, you wouldn't be ordering a pizza at all.

>> No.18658824

>>18658816
>If you were an adult, you wouldn't be ordering a pizza at all.
Yeah, you would be heating up a frozen pizza or making one from scratch at double or more the cost of a Little Caesars pizza. That's how real adults do it.

>> No.18658831

>>18658824
Adults do not eat pizza. You need to be at least 18 to post here.

>> No.18658841

>>18658831
>Adults do not eat pizza. You need to be at least 18 to post here.
Sometimes I forget that ck is a containment zone for people that can't hack it in pol

>> No.18658868

>>18656302
FPBP

>> No.18658878

What's a shaq a roni? Is it good? asking for myself tomorrow night

>> No.18658891

>>18658794
Nice try Kyle but you will always be a dude.

>> No.18658902

>>18658878
big pizza because shaq is a big guy

>> No.18658910

>>18656298
>not being able to participate in fun things
Who hurt you?

>> No.18658914

>>18656298
can't you just say you want to order a pepperoni pizza?

>> No.18658935

>>18656298
BEHOLD! Why not put macaroni & cheese on that pizza and behold, call it:
The SHAQ-N-MAC

>> No.18659423

>>18658794
That's cute. Unfortunately, you'll never be a woman.

>> No.18659426

>>18658794
PLEASE JUST A NIPPLE SLIP IS ENOUGH

>> No.18659431

>>18656298
YO MOFUGGA I WANT SOME SHAKK A RONIS
AND A MOFUGGIN HAWAIIAN PIZZA, YEAH EXTRA LARGE
NO I DONT WANT A FUGGIN SIDE SALAD

>> No.18659439

>>18656308
well excuse me mr gucci loafers

>> No.18659910

>>18656298
>"Can I take your order?"
>"Yeah can I get the 5 dollar Biggie Bag"
God fast food is so infantilizing

>> No.18659977

>want bacon cheeseburger from wendy's
>forced to ask for a "son of baconator"
wtf bros my masculinity is at risk with this bs

>> No.18660221

>>18657432
The website uses Java and other proprietary code so he can't use it since he is afraid of the botnet.

>> No.18660229

>>18658814
Hell no dude so many guys read stuff like that on Pua gamergate pages and act like total creeps then get angry when they re alone. Don't become that just be a confident dude aware of stuff that could ick a girl off.

>> No.18660323

>>18658814
because of the implication

>> No.18660353

>>18660221
If he's so old he uses a boomerphone to order pizza he probably doesn't even know the word "botnet", much less what javascript is....

>> No.18660384

Did we ever figure out why fucking Chuck E Cheese pizzas all look fucked up and like they were recycling pizzas even though literally no other chain has that issue?

>> No.18660388

>>18658814
women also spontaneously ovulate during rape fun fact

>> No.18660439

>>18656869
The other day I'm walking right, and I'm walking and walking, yknow, doing my thing, as you do in this crazy world, and I look down the road and you know what I see? No like guess. No guess. Guess what I saw. Haha no, obviously not. No. Haha. Okay so hah so I look down the road and I see not one but TWO black pussies, just out there on the street, looking right at me. Swear man, swear I saw them. Looking right at me. Couple of black pussies.... Ehehe.... Heh... And... Hehehehe, you pervert no, hahahaha weirdo I'm talking about CATS the whole time. AHAHAHAHA cats bro! What, you thought I was talking about women?! AHAHAHAHA

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>>18660384
There was a youtube guy that claimed some people were collecting uneaten slices and making them into whole pies.

>> No.18660581

>>18656869
It does taste like cardboard and taco bell does give you diarrhea. And 69 is a sex position.
You're angry because... these things are true and people point them out? You do realize that this makes you look unhinged, right? It's a bold move, cotton, but let's dial it down. Take a deep breath. This ain't it, chief.

>> No.18660606
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18660606

For me, it's the Call of Duty combo.

>> No.18660628

BATMAN CALZONE

>> No.18660747

>>18656298
If you're too insecure to call it the real name, just tell the person in the phone that you want "the pepperoni pizza endorsed by the big black guy, what's his name, Sock??"

>> No.18660764

The ads are pretty funny.

>> No.18660799

i'm a domino's stan. how does papa john compare?

>> No.18661342

>>18658794
Please just show me your stool after a vinegary shit

>> No.18661463

>>18659977
Those are different things

>> No.18661977

>>18656386
>local spots
like where? any examples?

>> No.18661996

>>18656336
>still trying to force this
Pathetic.

>> No.18663165

Don't buy this. I fucked up and ordered one, not knowing that a portion of the money you spend on Shaq-A-Ronis is donated to niggers.

>> No.18663835

>>18656308
I hope that bar pizza gives you food poisoning and you die face down in a public toilet and the toddler you left sitting alone while you went to vomit your ovaries out gets abducted by some guy who looks like Paul Dano and gets fed alive to starving rats

>> No.18663890

>>18656298
no you get on their app and then get something besides their niggeroni shit

>> No.18663956

>>18656308
i make my own pizza from scratch the majority of the time and i still like papa john's and dominos
fuck pizza hut though, i ain't eatin no fucking pizza hut

>> No.18663965

>>18660581
taco bell has never once given me diarrhea

>> No.18664493

>>18656368
This actually unironically happened to me when I called one in. I asked them about the "Shaq pizza" and he actually had the nerve to say they "Didnt have a Shaq pizza, but a Shaq A Roni." So I said "Yeah that one." And he told me we are required to order it by the full name on call for record, I guess its an advertising thing. I ended up just hanging up and getting Dominos instead.

>> No.18664977

>>18658056
your wife worshiping negros is based

>> No.18664989

>>18656298
Better than having to utter "Horsey Sauce" at an Arby's.

>> No.18665003

>>18663835
Calm down Shaq

>>18656298
If you are that much of a stuck up faggot and too afraid of cringe to be a bit silly now and then, just tell them you want "that Shaq O'Neal Pizza", it's that easy.

>> No.18665154

>>18656298
>Yes, you're supposed to call "Papa John" as a grown man
And ask him about whatever's more embarrassing in your mind. Wtf.

>> No.18665181

>>18658902
For you.

>> No.18666142

>>18656374
Blacks love it cause' of how sweet the sauce is. Papa Johns sauce is the kool-aid of fast food pizza sauce.

>> No.18666199

>>18656298
How are you saying it? Give us a Vocaroo.

>> No.18666213

>>18666199
Chicken
>https://voca.ro/1aydBLFGEZgN

>> No.18666222

>>18656298
99% of customers who want it ask for the Shaq pizza, and we instantly know what you mean. If you can't get it out because of autism just order online?

>> No.18666225
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>>18656320
>when you try to out pizza the hut

>> No.18666254

>>18666225
based and dank meme

>> No.18666426

>>18666213
Jesus Christ you nasal ass nerd, never make a vocaroo again!
https://voca.ro/15g5MEoPUwIoT?

>> No.18666519

>>18666426
Oh I'm retarded
it's https://voca.ro/15g5MEoPUwIo
Dunno where the T? was left over from

>> No.18666947

>>18660323
KEK love that vid

>> No.18667261

>>18659977
>not buying the full baconator
you deserve humiliation

>> No.18667434

>>18666222
nice digits, also how often do people actually call in orders? I don't think I've done it in well over a decade at this point

>> No.18667439

your mom wife or girlfriend is supposed to do it to be cute because she knows your interests

>> No.18667482

You're supposed to call Papa John's and ask for that juicy Shaq meat

>> No.18667524

>>18667482
go to bed Rich Evans

>> No.18667528

>>18665003
>Calm down Shaq
Kek'd audibly for a minute straight

>> No.18667540

Isn't Shaq a muslim tho? Why is he endorsing a pork product?

>> No.18667581

>>18667540
cause Shaq will endorse anything

>> No.18667589

>>18656302
it's a micro-aggression

>> No.18667592

>>18656308
pansy

>> No.18667596

>>18660581
You're the unoriginal NPC idiot he was talking about.

>> No.18667597
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>>18656302
>you have to say the line
>you have to say his name
>you have to say what I tell you to say