/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18650903]

I had some chopped cheese in Brooklyn, now burgers are ruined for me.

[Anonymous No.18650967]

>best sloppa-sandwich
>Chopped Cheese, NYC

Flyovers really can't do anything right, can they?

[Anonymous No.18650972]

>>18650903
looks tasty but i dont wanna eat breathe or generally be around anything in nyc

[Anonymous No.18651024]

>>18650972
Believe it or not, it’s pretty chill.
I think it’s because the mayor threw all the bums in the nut house.

[Anonymous No.18652081]

>>18650903
Based chop cheese enjoyer. That bread is nowhere near greasy enough though

[Anonymous No.18652086]

>>18650903
Too bready unless that was some subway type shit

[Anonymous No.18652092]

>>18650903
Sorry. But yeah. It had to happen.

[Anonymous No.18652120]

>>18650903
>the 'quintessential' sandwich in the most culturally diverse city in America is a fucking hamburger
the ironing is palpable

[Anonymous No.18652153]

>>18651024
He can’t just violate state law and I live in Manhattan and haven’t seen any change but keep throwing misinformation out there

[Anonymous No.18652163]

>>18652120
maison pickle is a 10 minute walk from me and the french dips are fucking great. it's a big city anon, you can get literally anything you want lmao try not to seethe about it. things will get better for you.

[Anonymous No.18652184]

>>18650903
>brooklyn
Might as well be iowa, did you get an organic kombucha with that, or some artisanal small-batch rooftop micro greens? Chop cheese is for uptown and the bronx not lena dunham land. KYS and then return to your sunset town invader transplant

[Anonymous No.18652192]

>>18652184
native new yorkers are, always, the dumbest people i meet in manhattan. like "oh wow you live in a shitty part of the bronx you're real new york wow" like jesus, what a fucking small town rube wannabe. the only interesting people i meet move here and live in midtown or financial district like me. sorry you couldn't be successful, sorry you had to have mom be your guarantor for your shitty bronx apartment, sucks to suck right.

[Anonymous No.18652201]

>>18652192
I own a coop that I bought for $145k and is now worth $750k because I live within my means, looking forward to your interview with the post about "job creators moving to florida" because you couldn't cut it, retard

[Anonymous No.18652207]

>>18652201
from my own experience with embellishing on the internet, i imagine about a quarter of this is true. that being said, you didn't say where your spiffy coop is located, which is highly suspect lmao. how's dressing like a homeless person so you don't get mugged when you step outside working out for you?

[Anonymous No.18652215]

>>18652201
>I own a coop that I bought for $145k and is now worth $750k
bloody hell, do the chickens shit golden eggs??

[Anonymous No.18652240]

>>18652207
Trying to flex on strangers by wearing sneakers with gold letters on them is for poor people. I would know, I see people like that on the subway all the time

[Anonymous No.18652243]

nyc smells like poop, i went on a bus trip with my church and the stench on the street was crazy
glad to leave

[Anonymous No.18652254]

>>18652240
i'm cracking up at how on point i am with you and your mannerisms. still ride the subway huh, sucks to not be able to walk to work, doesn't it lmao. literally zero respect for anyone from the bronx, bunch of fucking whiney babies 100% of the time incapable of being successful in the same city they base their entire personality off it, what a massive cope. enjoy the trains sweaty

[Anonymous No.18652264]

>>18652254
Oh no a future florida man doesn't have any respect for me lol. Why are you even here? Nobody has any reason to go to midtown, it's a ghost town, nothing but crazy homeless people and people in BMWs robbing clubgoers at gunpoint. You probably don't walk around after dark, which gives you about 15 minutes to run outside and grab a sandwich at pret (are they still open? I wouldn't know)

[Anonymous No.18652277]

>>18652264
my god dude you're such a scaredy cat. i'm walking down to see a broadway show tonight, gets out at 10 and i'll grab some drinks after. sorry your crippling anxiety keeps you pinned to the fucking bronx lmfao.
>it's a ghost town
jesus man, seriously, you should get out more, there's a ton of fun shit all over. there's a modest mouse concert literally on the next block over from me i'm going to in a couple weeks. tons of cool shit.
>why are you even here
I came here to laugh at you, and how your entire personality is getting mad that other people are more successful and happy than you are in the place that you ***erroneously*** feel defines you as a person.

[Anonymous No.18652289]

>>18652277
Can't leave your rental without jumping at the sight of your own shadow because someone might steal your impressive $300 sneakers but hey, you're a real tough guy, that's cute

BTW everything north of 59th street isn't "the bronx", "harlem" or "where the columbia is", but you wouldn't know because crazed homeless people stole all the maps downtown

[Anonymous No.18652293]

>>18652289
you just couldn't understand how amusing it is that you're terrified of "cop on every corner, bumbling tourist" midtown lmfao. i understand if you can't reply right away because you're on the train, though, try not to get shanked

[Anonymous No.18652299]

Jew York should be nuked

Disgusting rats in a rat nest

[Anonymous No.18652301]

>it's a 2 jew yorkers seeing who can out-kvetch the other episode
best thread on /ck/

[Anonymous No.18652304]

>>18652299
>HEY GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME TOO
no

[Anonymous No.18652314]

>>18652293
>I'm safe because I'm surrounded by cops
Lol, I'm safe because I know my neighbors and they know me, have fun getting shot or ignored by police, depending on their mood that day

[Anonymous No.18652321]

Ayo come to Brooklyn
Dey got dat ding
Whaddya call it?
>Chopped cheese
Yeah duh chopped cheese
You aint had nothin like dis heah
Dese mutha fuckas dey dont know what real food is
Get a chopped cheese with de ah fuckin grease its fuckin awesome, cmon.

[Anonymous No.18652324]

>>18652314
no, you're right, midtown is super spooky, you'd hate it here, please stay in the bronx, thx

[Anonymous No.18652346]

>>18652301
They think they are different species of rats

[Anonymous No.18652579]

>>18652081
You’re right. I fucked up royally.
>>18652153
I came to NY from a So-Cal surf ghetto. My visit was basically limited to Williamsburg, Greenwich Village, Midtown and Central Park. I haven’t felt much safer in my life.
I’m used to stark raving mad junkies lurking around every gas station, liquor store or bus stop.
>>18652120
It’s not the only ‘quintessential sandwich’ though. There’s also Pastrami, Corned Beef, Brisket and Italian sandwiches. Not sure if gyro wraps count, but Halal food carts outnumbered the dirty water dogs.

Chopped cheese is more like the quintessential burger of New York.

[Anonymous No.18652905]

Rate my chopped cheese

[Anonymous No.18652913]

>>18652579
>this guy is a literal double coastie

I feel fucking sick

[Anonymous No.18652967]

>>18650967
If we could you limp wrist nigger loving fags would just find something else to be elitist about

[Anonymous No.18652997]

some good jewish delis in NY but I guess you can get that anywhere now

[Anonymous No.18653028]

>>18652905
I give it a sideways out of fuck you.

I'd eat it.

[Anonymous No.18653043]

>>18650903
>a downie fucked up making a burger at the local bodega so they had to chop up the patty and throw it on a sub roll
>waoww our regional specialty!!
how is this unique again? I'm sure it's good, but, this is embarassing.

[Anonymous No.18653050]

Chopped cheese look like a shit version of a cheesesteak

[Anonymous No.18653097]

>>18652997
That doesn’t look good

[Anonymous No.18654515]

>>18653050
Cali bro here.
There’s one Philly cheese steak shop in the bay.
Absolutely none in socal