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18648627 No.18648627 [Reply] [Original]

What’s your routine at the Chinese buffet? For me, it’s
>plate 1 cooked with chunks of steak, lo mein noodles, and three eggs, cooked in garlic sauce
> plate 2 off the buffet with those potatoes, some crawfish, and some chicken on a stick
>plate 3 is sushi time (NIGIRI ONLY)
>plate 4 is that vanilla/banana pudding, chocolate pudding, and that cake from walmart

>> No.18648633

>>18648627
Is this real?

>> No.18648644

If you mean my choice of food, yes. If you mean the picture, probably. I have personally witnessed four cats that obese

>> No.18648735

Go to the grill section and throw some things in a bowl.
While that cooks, go to the rest of the buffet and put some steamed rice on a plate. Maybe grab pieces of other things I want to try.
Go back to the grill and take my plate.
Put a bit of soy sauce on the rice and dump the contents of the grill plate onto that.
Finish with some watermelon because they always have watermelon.

>> No.18648747

>>18648627
I get to plate 7 king crab after 6 plates of sushi.

>> No.18649140

>>18648627
plate 1: general tso's chicken, some other random chicken I feel like getting, salmon, mushrooms
plate 2: more general tso's, several sushi pieces with cream cheese, "crab" meat, random item like fried banana or lo mein
plate 3: whatever pudding i'm feeling, variety of those random small cake squares, slice of cheesecake

>> No.18649158

>>18648627
>three plates of hibachi steak, chicken, shrimp, lo mein noodles, cooked in spicy garlic sauce
>one plate of chicken wings, chicken on a stick, egg rolls, crab rangoon
>if still not full, a bowl of ice cream and some banana pudding
if they have crab legs, I eat those first until I either get full or they cut me off

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18649210

>>18648627
I don't do buffets cos I'm not a fat fucking retard who needs to eat every single thing on the menu.

>> No.18649241

>>18649210
No you're a fag with a pitiful balloon of an ego

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18649256

>>18649241
>dejected lardbeast lashes out to no effect
lmao every fucking time

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18649450

>>18649210
>First imprasians
>Imprasians

>> No.18649477

>>18648627
>Meat dishes, but no rice, lo mein, etc
>sushi
>More meat dishes
>maybe more sushi
>finish off with hot n sour egg drop seafood soup

>> No.18649518

>>18648627
>Can only eat NIGIRI sushi.
>Eats it at Chinese buffet.
>Eats as much as possible, as since OP became Rascalized, he no longer cares he continues losing toes to diabetes.

>Thinks Chinese people run Chinese Buffet, and due to his cultural fetishism, hasn't seen his penis in 7 years.

>Is 22

>> No.18649563

>>18648627
I immediately go over to the guy who thinks its okay to take the entire fucking tray of clams/oysters (every Chinese buffett has one of these assholes) and shove his plate to the floor.

>> No.18649575

>>18649563
no you don't

you sit there being angry

>> No.18649586

>>18649575
Duh genius - ever heard of making shit up for effect? You know they make you angry too though right?

>> No.18649588

>>18649563
Everyone is too busy filling up on crab legs though.

>> No.18649591

>>18649563
No, you don't.
You sit in your Rascal and start talking about Pokemon, putting on a brave face for your 74 year old mother (you're 46, never left home) until you randomly burst into tears.

>> No.18649605

>>18649591
Couldn't even come up with your own shit could you? LOL

>> No.18649623

>>18649591
No.
I was in the table next to him, waiting for food to be refilled, as every single warming tray was empty.

No one else was there, which makes it all the stranger

>> No.18649661

>>18649210
Sounds like a sad life.

>> No.18649695

>>18649591
Why you shaming the GILF kink? You some kinds redditor? *sniff sniff*

>> No.18649708

>>18648627
>Plate 1 baked beans. Just spoonful after spoonful of refried white beans in tomato sauce
>Plate 2 more beans, beans on beans. Just scoop after scoop of lumpy, orange, beans until my plate is liable to have an avalanche on the way back to my table
>Plate 3 is beans time (BAKED ONLY)
>Plate 4 is that tomato sauce/white bean, baked beans, and some Bush's beans from walmart