/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18646638]

>"Subway's famous footlong sandwich concept has been one of its main attractions since the beginning. Fun fact: the chain also sells more freshly-baked cookies than any other restaurant company in the U.S. Now, the fast-casual chain has taken the classic footlong concept and combined it with its famous cookies, to create the dessertof every Subway fan's dreams.

On National Cookie Day, Dec. 4, Subway is encouraging customers to celebrate the sugary holiday in-store with the first-ever footlong cookies. For one day only, there will be four decadent cookie creations available inspired by Subway's signature subs."

[Anonymous No.18646641]

Its funny because they're so obviously desperate

[Anonymous No.18646642]

>>18646638
Goyslop

[Anonymous No.18646644]

I agree with Ye now.

[Anonymous No.18646648]

>>18646638
Why are they doing this to us?

[Anonymous No.18646649]

>"Here are the footlong cookies to choose from:
The Great Pickle: The star of this cookie show is its signature pickle flavor. As the most outrageous cookie on this list, every bite will contain salty potato chips, savory bacon crumbles, and Subway's brand-new dill pickles on top of peanut butter and marshmallow crème spreads, and a vanilla sugar cookie base.
The Monster: Peanut butter lovers will swoon over The Monster as it has three different peanut butter treats (peanut butter, peanut butter cups, Reese's pieces) mixed with butterscotch morsels and pretzels on a double-chocolate cookie base.
The Subway Cookie Club: This cookie is stacked with three different cookies as an homage to the combination of proteins on Subway's #11 sub. A double chocolate cookie base with vanilla frosting gets cookies, more cookies, and other tasty garnishes towered on top.
The MexiCali: Take a sweet trip south of the border, like Subways' #7 sub, with a vanilla sugar cookie base soaked in dulce de leche, sprinkles of mole and corn nuts, and a white chocolate drizzle. To round out the bold, yet mildly spicy tastes in this cookie, it gets topped with ground coffee, espresso chips, and Tajín—a chili-lime seasoning with hints of citrus and commonly used in certain Mexican dishes."

[Anonymous No.18646722]

>>18646649

[Anonymous No.18646769]

>>18646638
>>18646649
This is a parody, right? I feel like I'm reading an onion article.

[Anonymous No.18647359]

>>18646648
Because people pay for it

[Anonymous No.18647363]

>>18646649

[Anonymous No.18647400]

Nobody wants to pay $15 for a sandwich. Subway only worked because it was inexpensive and it was everywhere.

[Anonymous No.18647887]

>>18646638
america must be stopped. Summon winnie the pooh.

[Anonymous No.18647951]

>>18646638
Honestly kinda want the chocolate peanut butter one

[Anonymous No.18648050]

>>18646638
>Fun fact: the chain also sells more freshly-baked cookies than any other restaurant company in the U.S.
Literally only because they force them on you and throw them in with your subs, nobody orders Subway cookies
>Now, the fast-casual chain
Since when is Subway "fast casual"?

[Anonymous No.18649587]

>>18646649
this shit reads like a pregnant womans cravings, but I kinda want the MexiCali

[Anonymous No.18649604]

>>18647400
You have to be an actual retard to walk out of a subway with a single sandwich having paid $15. You must've selected a 30% tip on the card reader or some other retarded method to get it that high, not to mention the constant coupons that are all over the place.