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What's gonna be your next bite? For me, 3 goes first, setting up an elite bite for 2 then finishing with 1.

>> No.18646488

>>18646474
>3 2 1
Uh, yeah? It's not like there's any other serious options. What a dumb thread.

>> No.18646490

>>18646474
2 goes first. Then 3.

>> No.18646491

>>18646474
2,1,3

>> No.18646495

>>18646488
Checked. Some people might like 1, 3, 2. Or 3, 1, 2. Or 2, 1, 3.

>> No.18646517

>>18646495
>Or 2, 1, 3
NOBODY would eat that sandwich that way. You could literally make a mold of it and make a million duplicates and give them to a million monkeys and I guarantee you not a single one would go "ee ee! oo oo!, 2 1 3!"

>> No.18646557

2 obv

>> No.18646662
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>> No.18646824

>>18646474
TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO

>> No.18646835

>>18646474
Is this topic really worth more than one thread?

>> No.18646837

>>18646474
2 is already prime for enjoyment, any attempt at improving it is hubris against god and country

>> No.18646890

>>18646474
3 any other bite you don’t know how to eat simple as

>> No.18646899

>>18646890
This, if you bite 2 you risk getting sandwich filling on your cheeks and only a psychopath would start with 1

>> No.18646912

>>18646474
I'd never get myself in that situation. It's the product of a disordered mind.

>> No.18646914
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>>18646474
1, then 3, which makes 2 some weird fucked up, but satisfying shape to eat.

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18646921

>>18646517
>ooo chimpanzee that! monkey news

>> No.18646937

>>18646474
Good thread
I wouldn't be able to resist 2. Then I'd nibble down from 3.

>> No.18647007

>>18646474
2 but i would never get myself in this quandary to begin with.

>> No.18647036

>>18646474
>implying that's 3 bites and not 2
why do you eat like a weirdo?

>> No.18647054

>>18646914
t. cock gobbler

>> No.18648035

>>18646474
Imagine being unable to eat that in two bites.

>> No.18648115

none of them that bread looks like shit. throw it in the trash.

>> No.18648134

>>18646474
>not just cramming it all in one go
If the bread is getting pinched off before full insertion, you need to work more on sphincter control.

>> No.18648150

>>18646517
>>18646474
2-1-3 for me, at least for most sandwiches
i like the firm crust bites as the last bit because they're the best, but if the filling is, say, a circular meat, and that bit of crust has the least amount, i would then do 1-3-2 instead

>> No.18648575

>>18646474
2 > 1 > 3
if you have a protruding edge that has no crust, you always go for it first, then you go for the next bite with the least amount of crust.

>> No.18648580

>>18646491
This is the correct answer. 4, 5, 6, and 7 are a straight shot. Gotta line 'em up before you knock 'em down.

>> No.18649414

>>18646474
1, 2 and 3 at the same time
problem solved

>> No.18650043

First you eat all the sides away, and save the center for last.

>> No.18650090

>>18646474
Take your Risperidone

>> No.18650178

>>18646474
If anything other than 3 is your next bite you’re a fucking psychopath

>> No.18650537

>>18650043
You are a trash person

>> No.18650541

>>18649414
Go away Jack

>> No.18650591

>The Virgin Biter
>The Chad Crammer

>> No.18650606
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18650606

>>18650591
>The Virgin Biter

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18650611

1+2, and then throw away three because you want to lose weight and crust sucks .

>> No.18650837

>>18646491
this is the only way

anybody who disagrees needs psychiatric help

>> No.18650867

>>18650606
That guy looks like a real jerk

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>>18646474
>>>18646488 >>18646490 >>18646491 >>18646824 >>18646835 >>18646837 >>18646890 >>18646912 >>18646914 >>18646937 >>18647007 >>18647036 >>18648035 >>18648134 >>18648150 >>18648575 >>18649414 >>18650090 >>18650178
For me? Its number 4

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>>18646517
>NOBODY would eat that sandwich that way.
I would

>> No.18652353
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18652353

Name a better grocery store yoghurt

>> No.18652371

>>18646474
smash into a ball and consume in one gulp

>> No.18652381

3, 2, 1

3 to get rid of that concentration of crust
2 to make sure that bit doesn't get overwhelmed by gravity and fall down
then 1

>> No.18652386

>>18646474
Only need one big number 2 bite, toss the rest

>> No.18652433

big 2 bite, then fold and eat the rest

>> No.18653539

>>18646474
just remove the overcooked crust before you make the sandwich
then it's 3,2,1

>> No.18653818

>>18646474
All wrong
You bitte the bottom crust - bottom left Corner might also bei Just axceptable

>> No.18653883

>>18646474
Start at 3 and continue around the edge till 1 as to leave 2 the best part for last.

>> No.18654222

>>18646474
2 or 3 are pretty much interchangeable. If you choose 1 you are completely psychotic

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18654358

3,4,1,2

>> No.18654381

I'm thinking fold the sandwich in half and shove the whole thing in my mouth