/scalfani/

[Anonymous No.18645647]

what did we think of his latest video, bros https://youtu.be/6K_S6ULRFhM

mods, if you're deleting this thread you need to delete >>18645172 too

[Anonymous No.18645670]

as always it was decidedly juicy
he deserves a hand for this latest vid

[Anonymous No.18645687]

>>18645647
is that his wife having to help him?

[Anonymous No.18645862]

Bros...

[Anonymous No.18645879]

>>18645862
oh oh
chef john would never do that

[Anonymous No.18645967]

>>18645647
His last video is a re-upload of a previous video he did last year. Guy is out of content

[Anonymous No.18645970]

>>18645862
Wait.....he turned comments back on? When?!

[Anonymous No.18645971]

>>18645647
Ragusa threads are paid advertisements, dude. They never get deleted.

[Anonymous No.18646020]

>>18645647
>mods, if you're deleting this thread you need to delete >>18645172(Cross-thread) too
why? Adam paid for advertising rights, j*ck didn't. Fuck off with your free advertising.

[Anonymous No.18646044]

Daily reminder to check your fucking flame, f@ggotS

[Anonymous No.18646064]

>>18645862
Based Jack.

[Anonymous No.18646079]

>>18646064
what confuses me the most is why did he add it to the glass jug
and then just add it to another bowl, was it sterilised or something ?

[Anonymous No.18646156]

>>18645971
>>18646020
Anyone else remember that time when Ragusa forgot to pay his advertising fees on the first of the month? I want to say it was this past October, and when he went to bump his thread it started auto-saging and he freaked out and started making new threads which immediately got deleted. It was almost an entire week before he went back to posting his threads like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.18646164]

>>18646079
He was measuring it in the measuring jar instead of just....using as much as he needed and seasoning it. its not like it was only two ingredients or anything

[Anonymous No.18646182]

>>18646156
foodja/ck/s do it for the glory, that's something ragfags will never understand

[Anonymous No.18646191]

>>18646182
There's no such thing as "ragfags". It's literally Ragusa himself making those threads and bumping them for days. The saddest part is that he often posts negative things about himself because he's seen jack threads and thinks he can turn himself into a meme and get people to hate watch his videos, but it's painfully obvious that it's just him trying to force something.

[Anonymous No.18646193]

>>18646164
and im still non the wiser

[Anonymous No.18646217]

>>18646191
I'm not sure I've seen a single webm of this guy, maybe if he wants attention he should try putting on a show

[Anonymous No.18646229]

>>18646217
He's probably posting his shit on a dozen other forums. He basically just stops by when his thread is towards the bottom of the catalog and bumps it with a one sentence throwaway line that isn't addressing anyone or trying to start any kind of conversation. He's too stupid and lazy to actually put in any effort. He's counting on people here actually doing the work for him just by virtue of the fact that there's always a thread with his face in it in the catalog.

[Anonymous No.18646257]

>>18645862
kek i was surprised to find a bigger yt make a vid on Jack pretty recently. been a while since our stroke victim got some limelight

[Anonymous No.18646272]

>>18646191
Ragusea has 2 million subs
Hes the new Babish
Jack is a nobody
Soychad won

[Anonymous No.18646288]

>>18646272
Being a nobody is part of Jack's appeal. he's the everyday man struggling in the kitchen. When you watch him you know he puts his shirt on one arm at a time just like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.18646390]

>>18646288
>at a time

[Anonymous No.18646615]

>>18646288
Puts his shirt on with one arm*

[Anonymous No.18646621]

>>18646288
True, I unironically like him, even though he clearly knows nothing about cooking or any other subject he talks about. It might be because he's authentic and just shows his retardation to the world. Shit video quality and the intro straight from the 90s are a factor too. Opposite of scripted, engineered fags like Ragusea.

[Anonymous No.18646674]

Legitimately all you do for recovery from strokes like he had is exercise it (basically move it around a bunch) for an hour or so every day. He's going to be dead in 10-15 years regardless and he's just okay with a totally dead arm that could be fixed? I just don't get it. Usually people are this defeatist if they're on hard drugs and don't care anymore but his keto shit makes me think he does? What is going on?

[Anonymous No.18646678]

>>18646674
>Usually people are this defeatist if they're on hard drugs
youve never met someone as chronically obese as jack, food IS THERE DRUG

one of my old roommates would walk over to the convenience store and buy $15 worth of snacks/candies/soda and consume it all in like 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.18646687]

Sir another stroke has hit the Scalfani

[Anonymous No.18646689]

>>18646064
its weird seeing old jack vids where he uses both hands because im so used to him having a useless bloated gnarled claw

[Anonymous No.18646762]

>>18646674
He's one of those "devout" Christians who thinks it's God's job to deliver him from evil as long as he regularly attends church.

[Anonymous No.18646803]

>>18646674
it can't be fixed any more it's completely dead at this point

[Anonymous No.18646811]

>>18645647
I got a 3 day site wide ban for saying Uncle Rodger made a video on him :|

[Anonymous No.18646829]

>making digusting, freeze-dried Thanksgiving "food" for a kid in the military stationed in Germany
>thinking he wouldn't be able to get turkey and mashed potatoes in fucking Germany
Those videos might be the stupidest thing he's ever done

[Anonymous No.18646836]

>>18646829
Croutons, black celery, and two pounds of sausage being stuffing might be one of his "best" dishes

[Anonymous No.18646882]

>>18646829
I was quietly hoping that he'd post a thanksgiving episode where he defrosts all that shit and shows us how it turned out, but he never did which really makes you think

[Anonymous No.18646883]

>>18646803
If it was seriously in necrosis the doctor would have amputated it to prevent infection.

[Anonymous No.18646888]

>>18646882
He promised he was going to show the freeze drying process so that must not have gone well.

[Anonymous No.18646935]

>>18646829
an italian woman refused to share a cookie recipe with me once because she was convinced my country doesn't have almond meal

[Anonymous No.18646958]

>don't be sad because it's over
>be happy because it happenned

[Anonymous No.18646980]

>>18645967
I think he's out of arms

[Anonymous No.18646998]

>>18646674
>>18646803
I used to work in stroke rehab. Some people never get better despite trying.
Jack, however, is NOT trying and he does look like a patient who could get better if he did.
He's a lazy retarded asshole who would rather virtue signal about going to church than spend some time every day doing exercises.

>>18646883
It's neurological damage. The arm is fine but the communications with the brain ain't. It is literally all in his head.

[Anonymous No.18647006]

what does/did he do for a living? like, how does he afford a house, a family, while being a fat slob?

[Anonymous No.18647014]

>>18647006
I guess there's a trickle of income from the Youtube and the sauces but his wife, who is an accountant, probably covers most of the bills.
As far as I know, Jack has not worked a real job for at least a decade.

[Anonymous No.18647037]

>>18647014
His wife isn't an appealing woman. But Jack seeming like a guy that she needs to keep around even after their children are adults feels like a horror movie plot point. His dick must be massive.

[Anonymous No.18647052]

>>18647014
He doesn't make shit off YouTube and his sauces aren't even available in store anymore. His wife is the one making money while he just films a couple videos per week. He hasn't had a real job since the 90s

[Anonymous No.18647082]

>>18646156
I remember this lmao

[Anonymous No.18647111]

>>18646272
This is a ja/ck/ board retard. Notice how this thread has far more activity than Adam's?

[Anonymous No.18647114]

>>18647014
Maybe he has a pension.

[Anonymous No.18647116]

>>18647014
>>18647037
>>18647052
i imagine jack just milks his 'sickness' (being overweight and having had a heart attack) and keeps telling his wife "ill go back to work when i feel better" (never)

[Anonymous No.18647121]

>>18647114
He was fired, so unlikely

[Anonymous No.18647128]

>>18647116
I habent watched ja/ck/ on the go in a while, but there was a string of several uploads where Tammy is visibly annoyed and short with Jack. To be fair, he was acting like a literal retard constantly asking
>wait what are we eating again
>Tammy answers
>ok *takes a bite* wow I don't think we ordered this
>Tammy confirms they did order it and she just told him what it was
>oh

[Anonymous No.18647131]

>>18647128
This is literally every jack on the go video

[Anonymous No.18647146]

>>18646888
Makes you wonder just how bad it was if it made Jack go "I shouldn't put this on Youtube"

[Anonymous No.18647160]

>>18646689
>useless bloated gnarled claw
QRD?

[Anonymous No.18647165]

>>18647160
3 strokes

[Anonymous No.18647203]

>>18646064
Im still sure his entire channel is just very dedicated shitpost.