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What'll ya have

>> No.18641387

>>18641383
all the way since it sounds like bubble and squeak

>> No.18641421

>>18641383
Chunked with some Alice's iced tea and a couple beers.

>> No.18641427

>>18641387
Nothing like it

>> No.18641441

Fuck the hash browns, gimme some grits.

>> No.18641444

>>18641427
Pretty much the same.
Nothing as hash browns are just terrible things

>> No.18641479
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18641479

All-Star, hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, capped.

Blueberry waffle cooked light please

>> No.18641497
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>>18641383
Regular.

>> No.18641501

>>18641383
I'll have one regular plain, two diced regular, one triple with chili and a large number two (%).

>> No.18641503

If you use their lingo you are a weak minded cuck susceptible to simple advertising. I order mine "with gravy on top".

>> No.18641504
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18641504

Look what (((they))) took from us from the fake flu

>> No.18641507

>>18641383
Double order smothered, peppered, and capped.
and a cup of orange juice please.

>> No.18641508

>>18641383
double all the way

>> No.18641513

>>18641383
double smothered capped and topped

>> No.18641533
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18641533

>>18641383
If it's good enough for Hootie it's good enough for me.

>> No.18641560

>>18641421
Why would you ruin a meal with expired wheat

>> No.18641578

>>18641560
That makes no sense, with enough beers it'll all taste good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2rwJ-CUucA
Rockin' Japan

>> No.18641582

>>18641560
What are you some kind of faggy snowflake?

>> No.18641593

>>18641582
Alcohol tastes like shit and we all know it.

>> No.18641629

>>18641593
No. Just admit that you're a homosexual.

>> No.18641641

>>18641629
No. Just admit youre trying to look tough by drinking garbage.

>> No.18641646

>>18641641
Them is fightin werds and you have nothing to say.

>> No.18641650

>>18641641
How come you eurotrash bitches can never back your shit up?

>> No.18641656

>>18641650
What is there to back up? Its not a liquid meant to be drunk. Its rotten yeast. Its like drinking drainer fluid.

>> No.18641662

>>18641656
Good, go drink Draino you useless eurocunt

>> No.18641663

>>18641662
But that sounds like something youd do to look cool.

>> No.18641672

>>18641383
mushrooms and onions capped and smothered

>> No.18641673

>>18641663
I leave that to you eurofags, being an American I dont need your shit

>> No.18641698

>>18641673
>Im already 2cool4school
Enjoy your tide pods then

>> No.18641699

>>18641383
All the way with a large RC cola please

>> No.18641715

>>18641383
After I Smothered my wife I Covered her in a tarp and drove her out to the landfill where I Diced and Chunked her into a steel drum
Oh and extra mushrooms please

>> No.18641750

Did anyone see this shit? Seems like a bizarre way to order shit, but apparently thats how Waffle House does it. Is this easier than a ticket or short handing an order? Never been a fry cook or line dude or w.e.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCVwmRW/

>> No.18641758

>>18641715
That's cool and kinky

>> No.18641761

>>18641750
No. I don't get into that commie tiktok shit.

>> No.18642364

Lemme get uhhhhhh a triple smothered, covered, chunked and capped.

>> No.18642380

>>18641383
Getting everything added individually is 4 dollars, but going all the way is 5.5. What the HELL do they add that costs and extra buck fiddy?

>> No.18642415
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18642415

>>18641383
Triple and make it smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped, bottomed, and crammed

>> No.18642496

>>18641383
diced and peppered with tabasco
mix with eggs sunny side up

>> No.18642511
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18642511

>>18641504
>$3 for a fuckin cuppa

>> No.18642526

>>18641383
Triple Hash Browns: Smothered, Covered, Chunked, Capped, Tweaked, Defenestrated, Mentholated, Intubated & Streaked
Chocolate Milk, because I've been a good boy <3

>> No.18642531

>>18642511
well, it's free refills
but you gotta watch them crackhead waitresses
they'll top you off and fuck up your ratios

>> No.18642536

>>18641761
I knew you faggots would say that. I read an article about it, sorry there's no YouTube link.. cause thats SOOO much better and you dildos click those all day. Jesus, the fuck are you all afraid of? You don't have to download the app or anything..

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>>18641441
This anon knows. Everywhere else I always get watery, bland ass grits, but Waffle House grits are delicious and buttery. Yeah uuuuh lemme get them grits DOUBLE covered with that All Star. Eggs overeasy, white toast, and bacon. Regular waffle cause I don't wanna be too fancy with it. Oh yeah and lemme get a Pibb, no ice with that please. Always have my phone ready to record niggas fighting.

>> No.18642556

>>18641383
married White vagina

>> No.18642562

>>18641504
Can I get the Texas Bacon Melt with cheese grits instead of hash browns? I've never been to Waffle House so I don't know if they'd allow that.

>> No.18642574

>>18642562
You can get whatever you want, honey.

>> No.18642999

>>18642574
>*cut to Anons bed were some Mexican lady is riding him like a mechanical bull*

>> No.18643025

>>18641383
triple covered and topped

>> No.18643165

>>18642562
>Texas Bacon Melt
Perhaps in Texas you stupid sack of shit.

>> No.18643171

>>18642999
Someone got the reference, nice.

>> No.18643234

Triple hashbrown either smothered and covered or country, cheesesteak omelette with rye toast, country ham, coffee, Cherry Coke, and water. Thanks, hun.

>> No.18643243

>>18641504
All this stuff is still available, it's just not on the menu. They'll make fucking everything.

>> No.18643247

>>18641383
That food is all cooked in Teflon with "goyslop" throughout

>> No.18643255

>>18642562
They allow literally fucking anything. They have price combos for everything imaginable.

>> No.18643256

Double hashbrowns all the way and some coffee. Here's a 100% tip for turning a blind eye to me dumping my flask in my joe, thanks, ma'am.

>> No.18643258

>>18643247
Waffle House cooktops are all carbon steel

>> No.18643406

>>18641383
Triple order

Smothered
Covered
Capped
Pickled

>> No.18643455

>>18641504
"signature bowls"
That's pretty fuckin' gay.

>> No.18643456

>>18643406
Who other than tourists and faggots use that stupid lingo?

>> No.18643480

>>18641383
I hate vegetables and ham doesn't work with chili so I'll have a covered topped triple.

>> No.18643604

>>18641383
two triples all the way, please. and yes, both orders are for me *farts*. i will also need a pitcher of mimosa

>> No.18643630

>>18643258
Thank you for making my point clearer

>> No.18644184

>>18643247
>>18643630
Underage b&.

>> No.18645077

>>18641383
"slop me up"

>> No.18645202

>>18641750
He looks exactly as you'd imagine a Waffle House line cook

>> No.18645258

>>18642536
Neck yourself faggot

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18645313

>>18641383
I'll take directions to IHOP, please.

>> No.18645346

>>18641504
for me it's the Denny's Grandslam, the best fastfood breakfast. For just 2.99 you get 2pieces of bacon, 2 pieces of sausages, 2 pieces of toast and two fully cooked eggs. I once was feeling mighty hungry and ordered it twice, enough food to feed 2 people. "hey, I'm gonna call you 2 for 2 from now on" and they gave me extra little packets of their patented corn seryup pancake sauce. I love Denny's, it's such a great restraunt.

>> No.18645485

>>18641383
Waffle. Eggs over easy. Bacon. Black coffee.

>> No.18645542

>>18641383
Triple, smothered, chunked, and peppered.

>> No.18645546

>>18645542
Oh shit and a large glass of Alice's freshly brewed iced tea please.

>> No.18645964

>>18641383
double order smothered and covered
2 pecan and chocolate chip waffles

>> No.18646201

chicken bacon melt, yes onions, yes pickles, yes mayo

one bowl chili

one regular waffle

>> No.18646250

>>18641383
What should I order tomorrow?

>> No.18646730

>>18645202
He doesn't look smart enough to memorize all this weird condiment ordering system they use, yet.. he is. Huh.