/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18640505]

what are your thoughts on this humble condiment?

[Anonymous No.18640518]

Can be a decent ingredient to other sauces but is not great on its own.

[Anonymous No.18640519]

Goes well with spaghetti

[Anonymous No.18640520]

>>18640505
yummy yummy for my tummy tummy. love it on my chicken tendies yum yum hehe :-). Mom doesnt let me use it by myself anymore since I usually make a BIG mess hehe but its ok she puts it on for me (dumb whore bitch I hate her she never adds enough lol)

[Anonymous No.18640524]

Good on porkchops

[Anonymous No.18640661]

>>18640520
>an adult man posted this
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18640664]

>>18640505
Goes great with eggs

[Anonymous No.18640665]

>>18640505
That and hunts are total sugary shit, go for Del Monte.

[Anonymous No.18641682]

>>18640505
Vinegary shit...
>HFCS
>Lab vat grown vinegar
>suitable for children's palates
That said, there ARE good tomato ketchups.
everyone should give mushroom "ketchup" and other condiments a shot too.
https://youtu.be/29u_FejNuks
The Organic, quality stuff IS a good base for a few other things.
>Good ketchup
>brown sugar
>few drops of liquid smoke
>extra garlic powder and your favorite spices(I like a dash or 2 of ginger powder
WA-La!
Heinz used to make a smokey, sweeter tomato ketchup--they called it 1896...It was fucking GOOD.
>pickel Relish

[Anonymous No.18641689]

>>18641682
I should mention that you should HEAT the above BBQ sauce before using.
I've had good results with 1 minute in a microwave, in a pinch.

[Anonymous No.18641954]

>>18640661

Give me, give me, chicken tendies
Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good boy points
On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints


Mommy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy big boy booster seats


McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy


Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!


Tendies are my heart's desire
Fueled by raging, hungry fire
Mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries


My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate
Did mommy think that I'd just ate?!


Tendies, tendies, get them now!
You fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise
For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders

[Anonymous No.18642928]

>>18640519
I know this is bait but fuck you

[Anonymous No.18642930]

>>18640505
Feels good

[Anonymous No.18642952]

>>18640519
>clothes hanger necklace
>feeding your kid ketchup noodles
I'm thinking we've got a based lad on our hands here

[Anonymous No.18644188]

>>18642952
>calling spaghetti noodles

[Anonymous No.18644190]

>>18640505

its shit

it overpowers everything it goes on and has very limited uses (like maybe a tiny bit on a burger)

plebs who coat all of their chips in this shit need to eat better chips and stop coping with the most sneedcel condiment

[Anonymous No.18644193]

It's not humble though. It's hitting all the major tastes. It's an everything condiment

[Anonymous No.18644319]

>>18640505
Many people keep ketchup in their fridge. It loses all its taste when its cold. Keep on the counter.

[Anonymous No.18644406]

>>18640505
I get a craving for it once every couple years; otherwise I don't use it.

[Anonymous No.18644456]

>>18640505
Not as good as this..

[Anonymous No.18644519]

Gives me pungeant, moist, and vinegary shits.

[Anonymous No.18644725]

>>18640661
t. Humourless newfag

[Anonymous No.18644797]

Ketchup on eggs!!!!!!