/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18640064]

Friendly Reminder: you have dishes to wash

[Anonymous No.18640068]

thanks

[Anonymous No.18640076]

>>18640064
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.18640080]

>>18640064
>gloves

Pussy

[Anonymous No.18640081]

Well, my wife does. I cook, she cleans.

[Anonymous No.18640084]

>>18640068
>>18640076
No worries, procrastinators! I'll also mention your fridge could use a cleaning out

[Anonymous No.18640085]

>>18640080
Women love my hands and so do I

[Anonymous No.18640086]

>>18640064
Fugg u mudda fugga. I'm doin 'em toe-mare-o.

[Anonymous No.18640088]

ants clean my plates for me

[Anonymous No.18640092]

>>18640088
>ck on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.18640099]

>>18640081
relationship goals

[Anonymous No.18640107]

>>18640081
What happens if you don't cook? You both starve and your kids are taken away by CP services?

[Anonymous No.18640115]

No I don't. The timer is set on the washing machine. They'll be clean and dry when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.18640130]

I could spend all day washing dishes and that would be less than 50% of my dishes. I have a new washer I havn't installed yet and a storage case of other dishes I stashed. Dishes are the least of my problems.

[Anonymous No.18640134]

>>18640130
I have a over a grand of Allclad pans that havn't been washed in over two years. Telling me to do dishes... well tell me to buy a new house and decorate a kitchen, that would take less time.

[Anonymous No.18640164]

I can tell you're a woman by how unorganised that dish rack is.

[Anonymous No.18640218]

>>18640164
Smell my stinky fridge bitch

[Anonymous No.18640221]

>>18640130
>>18640134
Pics please

[Anonymous No.18640408]

>>18640064
No, I don't, coz I don't put off washing dishes for later.

[Anonymous No.18640435]

Meh. I'll wash a few when I need to use them.

[Anonymous No.18640583]

>>18640064
Just put them in the dishwasher. I just know any food is going to dry on

[Anonymous No.18640638]

No I don't.
I am currently in a passive aggressive battle with my 3 roommates.
Currently up to month 6 of seeing who will clean something.

[Anonymous No.18640944]

>>18640638
They aren't going to do shit. You're cleaning up after yourself though right?

[Anonymous No.18640958]

Poverty sink

[Anonymous No.18640990]

>>18640064
Bro do not tell me this. I’ve been so frustrated lately because my dumbass dishwasher wont drain. I’ve cleared the line twice now, disassembled everything and cleaned. It will fill and wash fine and then stop working on the draining portion. I am going insane. The third time I took it apart I broke a plastic clip and had to pay $16 on Amazon for a replacement that won’t be here until Sunday afternoon. I have tons of dirty dishes because it broke right after a house party.

I’m Frustrated

[Anonymous No.18640998]

>>18640990
And I’m angry

[Anonymous No.18641006]

>>18640998
>>18640990

[Anonymous No.18641011]

Next meeting is in 10, so I'll get to that soon. Bless corona and the homeoffice it brought.

[Anonymous No.18641018]

>>18641006
call sign Jjd. (psalms)

[Anonymous No.18641022]

>>18641006
my dad says she dreams about me that's cool i dream about her too

[Anonymous No.18641039]

thanks for the pointless reminder, there are always dishes to clean

after im done washing dishes, im already making myself something else to eat

[Anonymous No.18641045]

>>18640990
take it all apart and where it goes into the wall, use a plunger to clear it. likely, it's stopped up there.

[Anonymous No.18641046]

>>18640064
I have a dishwasher.... like any human on the planet?

[Anonymous No.18641065]

>>18640064
Try spelling Maid.

[Anonymous No.18641187]

>>18641065
What's Spelling Maid? Is it like Barkeepers Friend but for dishes?

[Anonymous No.18641195]

>>18640064
It's literally 1 plate, 1 bowl, 1 spoon, and a tupperware container. It can wait til after I make lunch, fag.

[Anonymous No.18642089]

>>18641195
M6 mother could learn something from this. She has 30 of each utensil and dish

[Anonymous No.18642391]

friendly reminder: there's always fucking dishes to clean. it never ends. sisyphus was merely a metaphor for the fucking kitchen sink.

[Anonymous No.18642406]

>>18640064
I have a woman I pay too clean my dishes for me, if I started cleaning them myself then she would lose her job and her kids would starve

[Anonymous No.18642448]

i almost never wash my stuff. i've been eating out of the same few bowls and pans for over a year without washing. The 2 liter+ glass batter bowl has a bit of a crust. i do wash my drinking glasses because they grow a pink film eventually.

[Anonymous No.18642493]

>>18640064
>you have dishes to wash
thx for the reminder
they can wait for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18642503]

>>18640064
I don't. I wash everything after using it.

[Anonymous No.18642850]

>>18642391
That rock is all the jobs normies have and sisyphus is their normie minds that have been conditions to think they need a great job. Just stop fucking around with the rock and do what you really want to do

[Anonymous No.18642862]

>>18640064
You don't have to tether the dry rack to the sink, takes up valuable countertop real estate. Get a stainless wire shelving unit and put the dry rack on one shelf and a cafeteria tray on the shelf below for drainage.

[Anonymous No.18642884]

>>18640064
dish washer sorry not a poorfag wagie

[Anonymous No.18642969]

>>18640085
My hands are as fine as a fairy faggots and I dont use gloves. Can I fuck your asshole now baby?

[Anonymous No.18643035]

>not washing up as you cook

ngmi

[Anonymous No.18643067]

Wanted washed dishes
Ended up with dashed wishes

[Anonymous No.18643074]

>>18640990
do you have a sink you lazy fuck?

[Anonymous No.18643079]

>>18640990
if you are that incompetent then you should just buy paper plates

[Anonymous No.18643119]

>>18640064
My wife makes so much dishes. She'll use a different coffee cup after each refil. Instead of washing the plate she used for her last meal, she'll get another. If there's leftovers enough for one meal, she empties the plate/bowl into a new bowl. Why not heat that shit up in the bowl it was in? We don't have a dishwasher and I usually do the dishes. It's so fucking annoying. Women are slobs.

[Anonymous No.18643187]

I wash dishes in my bread proofer.

[Anonymous No.18643195]

>>18640990
Just put Drano into the detergent apartment and run a full high temperature psycho with empty machine.

[Anonymous No.18643238]

>>18640080
I can understand gloves for women who paint their nails. Otherwise it is odd.

[Anonymous No.18643242]

>>18640064
I do

[Anonymous No.18643257]

>>18640064
>>18642391

I have like 4 dishes (including cookwear) that I limit myself to in a session. therefore my burden is light. if you come over to eat, you clean up your own dishes.

[Anonymous No.18643269]

>>18643257
>>18642493
>>18642391
I'll wash them for three fifty

[Anonymous No.18643271]

>>18643067
She's gonna look so hot as a 50yo

[Anonymous No.18643351]

>>18640064
No I don't, my girlfriend does. I cooked myself a lot of food and let her have the scraps of sloppa as a "loving portion".
God I hate her so much.

[Anonymous No.18643356]

>>18643067
Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[Anonymous No.18643365]

>>18643351
Why not just kill her

[Anonymous No.18643398]

>>18640081
if youre not cleaning as youre cooking then youre doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.18643399]

>>18640064
No I do not. I live alone and have an incredibly strict use a dish clean a dish mentality. If I eat a bowl of cereal the moment I finish I clean it and put it in the rack. If I don't have anything else to do I'll dry and put it away as well, which is usually the case. Even pots and pans. All must be purged clean at once after their use.

I have not used my dishwasher in years.

[Anonymous No.18643405]

>>18643365
Because then I'd have to do the dishes, retard.

[Anonymous No.18643440]

>>18643405
Are you really that lazy? Gosh

[Anonymous No.18643577]

>>18643187
How does it know the difference between bread and dishes? Also it looks like you make the bread yourself so you buy the ingredients yourself. Surely that's enough proof that it's actually bread, rather than using some expensive machine to prove that it's actually bread.

[Anonymous No.18643596]

>>18643577
It's illegal to produce counterfeit bread even in a domestic setting for personal use. You need formal proof that every loaf you bake is genuine.

[Anonymous No.18643639]

>>18640064
>cook my OMAD
>have dishes
>don't feel like doing them
>next day OMAD
>cook something else that doesn't require the dishes I used yesterday
Out fucking skilled

[Anonymous No.18643938]

>>18643399
We're all very impressed

[Anonymous No.18643979]

>>18643596
In my cunt you just need a bread license.

[Anonymous No.18644113]

>>18643399

sounds like you have had roaches before

[Anonymous No.18645233]

No I don't. Dishes go into the dishwasher as they're used and the dishwasher is loaded with detergent and started once the racks are full IE I never have dishes to wash.

[Anonymous No.18646468]

>yeah bro lemme just leave them overnight to really cake everything on
>wash as I cook? no, what the fuck, no way

[Anonymous No.18646477]

Wash the dishes? Sure
>digs through the dishes to the bottom
>plugs sink
>fills sink with water
Oh this? I gotta let them soak bro! I'll be back later to wash them, honest
>3 days later
Ah I was going to finish them but they got all gross and slimy bro... I gotta let them soak again

[Anonymous No.18646486]

>>18640064
No I don't. I wash the dishes immediately after cooking/eating every time. I've legitimately never left a dish in the sink. I find people who do that to be disgusting. My wife once left a coffee mug in the sink. I grabbed it and walked up behind her as she was sitting on the couch watching TV and smashed it over her head and gave her the beating of the century. She never did it again.