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18635244 No.18635244 [Reply] [Original]

We need a webm thread.

>> No.18635247

We really don't, they're always boring as fuck
Why don't you bring this shit to /wsg/ where it belongs?

>> No.18635249
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>>18635247

>> No.18635251

>>18635244
why do all gooks feel the need to wear gloves.

>> No.18635253
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>> No.18635255

>>18635251
It's even worse because he's doing it while eating it

>> No.18635308

>>18635253
Do bongs really?

>> No.18635312
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>> No.18635334

>>18635244
Concept is good, but it doesn't look like the cheese all melted. that was a shit ton of cheese.

maybe add some bacon to that

>> No.18635335
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>> No.18635336

>>18635253
KINO!

>> No.18635341

>>18635312
Not shocking

>> No.18635501

>>18635335
Deranged

>> No.18635537

>>18635247
>where it belongs
tell me you're overly german by telling me you're exactly overly german.
>>18635251
because they want to look the part of a professional cook.
this is so you trust them.
their goal is deception.

>> No.18635608

>>18635308
care about their children?
>>18635537
>tell me you're overly german by telling me you're exactly overly german.
france try to stop seething about germany challenge (impossible)

>> No.18635616

>>18635335
I won't lie if someone made that itwould have to mean it was atleast a little tasty, and i love cephalopod, would eat.

>> No.18635623

>>18635616
>and i love cephalopod
talk like a normal human being, you creep

>> No.18635657

>>18635623
cephalopod are animals like squids, cuttlefish and octopus. similarly to how you alone made scientists name sapien to homosapien
now would be a good time to remind you that this site is for 18+ only

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>> No.18635714

>>18635657
i know what they are, call them squid or octopussies like an American, you gimp

>> No.18635720

>>18635657
You frighten me with your absurd behaviour. Please seek help immediately!

>> No.18635734

>>18635253
based as fuck

>> No.18635736

>>18635710
He stopped the timer too soon. Faggot still have 8 in his mouth.

>> No.18635745

>>18635623
>>18635714
>>18635720
>He's using a word I don't know, lynch him!

>> No.18635783

>>18635714
well its the only word that categorizes them so

>> No.18635785

>>18635335
Holy fucking WHY??

>> No.18635811

>>18635249
Why does he do it

>> No.18635819
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>>18635811
He was talented and smart but set unrealistic goals for himself. When he didn't immediately achieve them his self esteem issues made him decide that the only way he could become notable was to destroy his life.

>> No.18635866

>>18635335
this dude is still living in the 60's

>> No.18636048

>>18635674
>random ass green onions
Why is that the go to garnish?

>> No.18636069

>>18635244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSAWRdvVCgc

>> No.18636324

>>18636048
brings color back to the food so it's not a just a bunch of yellows and browns
it's the same thing as "nature band-aids" in architecture or city planning

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>>18635253
was hoping for like a giant red saucy meatball to fly in and completely obliterate the second plate

>> No.18636548

>>18635253
Cute and fun

>> No.18636555

>>18635253
>>18635336
you mean
>DINO

>> No.18636563

>>18635335
the thing that turned me off was the watermelon.

>> No.18636589
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>>18635244
Need to kick it up a notch!

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>> No.18636615
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>> No.18636624

>>18635335
manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

>> No.18636753

>>18635247
Zoom zoom here needs sound to stimulate their short attention spans.

>> No.18636771

>>18635251
Bayashi is the OG, that's his copy

>> No.18636945

>>18636771
Bayashi is big on Tiktok but the guy in OP is WAY bigger on YouTube. Hes got over 16 million subs. Which is more than every Bayashi channel combined

>> No.18636990
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>>18636589
Every time this is posted I coom. I had a similar curried eggs recipe. You just fried spices in oil then added halved boiled eggs and tossed them to coat. I never tried it.

>> No.18637000

>>18636615
The heat of the eggs cooks the rice

>> No.18637149
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>>18635244

>> No.18637156

>>18637149
His ass must have been warm as hell to make those spirits warm enough to combust.

>> No.18637160

>>18637156
The heat of the twerk cooks the vodka.

>> No.18637172

>>18635674
food but BIG is literally for low IQ mouth breathers who want to maximize calories

>> No.18637186

>>18636589
Damn I might make that.

>> No.18637231

>>18635253
That's actually really nice.

>> No.18637244

>>18635312
hands so black i thought he was wearing gloves
disgusting

>> No.18637247

>>18635335
aspics used to be very popular, basically the cheeseburgers of their day

>> No.18637261

>>18636614
kek, i just realize that the shittok logo are censored.
nice job.

>> No.18637274

>>18635244
need to see gordon ramsay call this guy a donut

>> No.18637290
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>>18637160

>> No.18637311

>>18635811
he's mentally ill
ie: a fag

>> No.18637318

>>18636602
This looks like a fucking hurgin

>> No.18637338

>>18635335
thanks, I hate it

>> No.18637346

>>18636615
>the coke
legend
I knew a bloke who did that shit with his ramen hey

>> No.18637386

>>18636615
>30 rupees, sir.

>> No.18637406

>>18635244
gross and stupid

>> No.18637419

>>18635710
worst competive eater I've ever seen. dude needs to learn to chew less and not act like he's done with half the food still in his mouth

>> No.18637581

>>18636615
You have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.18637637

>>18635253
Hah that's cool, if I were a kid I'd be happy as hell to get a plate like that

>> No.18637640

>>18635819
100% pure Norf phenotype

>> No.18637645

>>18636614
This actually looks tasty and somewhat healthy, not like most of the other slop this dude makes

>> No.18637650

>>18635710
Why does he eat like a character from Mario Party in the middle of a minigame

>> No.18637657

>>18637149
They used to get chickens in a cage in a fair and they would heat the floor of the cage so the the bird would burn it's feet and jump around like crazy
They told people it was a dancing chicken doing the chicken dance

>> No.18637661

>>18635253
Derivative

And beans just slopped on mashed potatos and peas? Ugh

>> No.18637670

>>18635819
This describes me...

>> No.18637680

>>18635253
If everything were from scratch (dino nuggets could be cookie-cuttered chicken breast or thighs), that would be a great way to feed kiddos wholesome food.

>> No.18638040
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>> No.18638394

>>18638040
>HURRRRRR A DURRRRRRRR look lookie at me mommy i make post the same webm into every tread again mommy ooooooooooo am i goodie boy i am goodie boy mommy i have more yummy butt crumbles mmmmmmmmm stuffy butt crumblies yay i want my grille chee gib me grille chee mommy i be good boy good boy grille cheese mommy YAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR4RRRRRRRRR take my butt crumbles so i can post same videos again mommy OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i make piddle puddles when i post piddle puddle pooo ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagaaaaaaaaaaaa i lick doo doo from my bum im a good boy i am one!

>> No.18638400

>>18638394
Why did you select that one to post this to?

>> No.18638515

>>18638400
because the only thing this stupid fucking cocksucking faggot is capable of doing is posting that webm in every goddamn thread like the barely functioning special ed dropout waste of space autismo that he is like just fucking kill yourself you pointless retard.

>> No.18638525
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>>18638394
>>18638515

>> No.18638533

>>18636048
>>18636324
it's cheap, it tastes good and "fresh", even dehydrated

>> No.18638567

>>18638394
>>18638515
>Surely this will make people NOT want to post that!

>> No.18638581

>>18635674
that's supposed to serve like 50 peopel right

>> No.18638586

>>18635253
welcome to jurrasic pork and beans

>> No.18638596
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>> No.18638685

>>18638515
chill out

>> No.18638697

>>18635253
Cor bluddy scrummy!

>> No.18638700

>>18637156
>his
?

>> No.18638707

>>18638040
he should end the trick by landing it in his mouth

>> No.18638714

>>18638596
lol will muslims ever not be retarded?

>> No.18638733

>>18636602
>cheese doesn't even fucking melt
Motherfucker that a large reason that people use singles for cheese sandwiches, they melt easy and you still fucked it up you gook son of a bitch.

>> No.18638751

>>18635249
I want to kidnap him, get him a professional therapist, professional body trainer, and make him healthy again.

>> No.18638762

Does someone have those prison food webms on hand?

>> No.18638774

>>18637645
>drenched in soy sauce
>healthy

>> No.18638783

>>18636602
>Never see him swallow
Fake as fuck

>> No.18638813

>>18638515
Huh?

>> No.18638818
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chop chop

>> No.18638823
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>> No.18638838

>>18638818
this makes me want to become a vegan :(

>> No.18638849

>>18635244
this guy makes the most vile looking shit. look at all that unmelted, processed cheese. gross. all his videos are like this.

>> No.18638855

>>18638762
Seconded

>> No.18638860

>>18637640
You think so?
He looks extremely russian

>> No.18638868

>>18635674
this is what happens when you let yankees get ahold of southern food

>> No.18638876

>>18638838
kill yourself plenty of euro food animals are "cute" too faggot

>> No.18638910

>>18638876
lol how you get any kind of anti-american baiting out of that is hilarious. american persecution complex runs deep

>> No.18638932

>>18638910
daddy issues

>> No.18639065

>>18638838
Just stop eating guinea pigs

>> No.18639078

>>18636615
>with the same hand he uses to hookfinger wipe his ass

>> No.18639120

>>18637311
This

>> No.18639124

>>18638860
ive said that. hes definitely from somewhere in east europe or russia

>> No.18639126

>>18637640
Looks prussian

>> No.18639138

>>18638040
La encantador da americanos

>> No.18639193

>>18639138
*El encantador de americanos

>> No.18639203

>>18639124
Thought you meant norf as in Liverpool and such

>> No.18639235
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>>18635249
Dude's hilarious.

>> No.18639248

>>18635866
kek

>> No.18639289

>>18638838
They do look cute but those seem to live 1000x better than the cows and pigs you get from the supermarket

>> No.18639305

>>18635710
2/10 didnt vomit

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>>18635335

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>>18635335

>> No.18639505
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>> No.18639512
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>> No.18639725

>>18635249
A great unclean one

>> No.18639753
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>>18635335
>mfw I see the tentacles
Oh no
>then broth
Nooo
>then fridge
Plz stop

Why tho?

>> No.18639768

>>18638714
it's dey culcha

>> No.18639823
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>>18638714
>serving cake to an entire party
>not a single dish to clean
>zero waste from disposable dishware
you're living in the 20th century. the future is now.

>> No.18640342

>>18635811
>>18635819
He was a thin vegan fag, now he is a fat fag, he never was normal.

>> No.18640353

>>18635819
I got inspired to try this after being surprised at how well the sauce absorbs the cheese, but looking at it again I've realized I did not use NEARLY enough cheese. Like way less than half of that. What would cause someone to do this, I mean it looks like he's used to it

>> No.18640381
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>>18638876
Just the mention of the word "vegan" has triggered you.

>> No.18640451

>>18635312
I don't get it
What is wrong with this webm

>> No.18640606

>>18638774
salt is only bad for you if you're obese and already have high blood pressure. daily reminder that the Japanese eat around 10,000 mg of salt a day on average

>> No.18640614

>>18635819
Why is this fat fuck so red

>> No.18640622

>>18639512
this looks pretty good for a quick dessert

>> No.18640623

>>18635253
Scran finds a way.

>> No.18640626

>>18640451
are you okay, anon? do you need medical attention?

>> No.18640630

>>18639512
looks like a shitty french toast

>> No.18640763

>>18639235
Imagine the stench

>> No.18640782

>>18640451
The other side of the can had the opener clip so there was no need for all that trouble.

>> No.18640834

>>18639505
that is so fucking pointless

>> No.18640853

>>18638596
Why does he look so mad and won't make eye contact? Also.. is that guy giving him a knife or stabbing him to death at the end?

>> No.18640855

>>18635244
His face is really funny

>> No.18640856

>>18635249
This dirty dog needs to be put down

>> No.18640857

>>18635253
Dios mio... la cucina inglese...

>> No.18640978

>>18637640
He's actually American, I was shocked too

>> No.18640994

>>18640614
He's half tomato sauce. His cells have started to absorb the red pigment from the tomatoes and he's slowly turning into a red person.

>> No.18641013

>>18635335
Actual schizophrenia

>> No.18641107

>>18635253
Wholesome. Good way to trick your kids into eating it

>> No.18641115

>>18641107
you shouldn't have to trick your kids into doing anything if you aren't a shitty parent

>> No.18641127

>>18641115
Very true

>> No.18641141

>>18636611
Gator aside, what I hate about Asian cooking is how wasteful it is. He's not going to eat all those spicy peppers in the webm. In other cases if you make sauce for dumplings you always end up throwing it away because you used too little.
Always feels like there's a better way to make things so you don't end up throwing away so much food

>> No.18641192

>>18639505
Why would you ruin a reusable ziplockbag for this???

>> No.18641222
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>>18636069
I was so surprised the first time I saw this on some list of "ten worst movies" or whatever.
I always loved it.

>> No.18641271

>>18641222
Never misses. Excellent post anonymous 4chan user.

>> No.18641279

>>18635249
>literally rotting fried chicken in the corner
dude not even how2basic is this disgusting

>> No.18641345

>>18640763
rather not

>> No.18641449

>>18638774
since soy is a meme here.
saysauce does not contain Phytoestrogen since its fermented and fermenting breaks the estrogen down.

>> No.18641468

>>18635251
Because they saw some other dipshit influencer do it and are copying them in an attempt to also be successful.

>> No.18641472

>>18638394
>>18638515
Behold; image board brainrot. This is why it's important to spend time off of the internet

>> No.18641475

>>18638860
>>18639126
To me he's a dead ringer for the Norf memes. Don't actually know his nationality
>>18638774
Nothing wrong with soy sauce. Salt is healthy.

>> No.18641483

>>18635335
Absorutery disgustingu

>> No.18641604

>>18639512
>Being this lazy that you can't make proper bread pudding

>> No.18641611

>>18638040
>American-asian(((((fusion)))))

>> No.18641630

>>18638783
He also grimaces while eating most of the things he constructs.

>> No.18641649

>>18640606
Wasn't there a map that showed direct correlation between the number of ramen shops in a province and rates of heart failure

>> No.18641710

>come in here looking for tasty webms
>get the same shitposts as usual
/ck/ is dead.

>> No.18641738
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First the king...

>> No.18641739

>>18638040
How did he train the burger to do that?

>> No.18641740
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>>18641738
...then the queen

>> No.18641755

>>18641738
The best thing about the egg fort is you don't know if the smell is coming from the eggs or his legs.

>> No.18641790

>>18641710
That has been the focus of every single /ck/ webm thread ever made.

>> No.18641806

>>18641740
does she have an only fans yet?

>> No.18641813

>>18636589
>>18637186
I've made it several times because of this webm, it's oustanding and easy to tweak

>> No.18641819

>>18635335
Dont eat them they are too smart
This is worse than eating dogs

>> No.18641833
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>>18635244
This isn't the sort of face you make when you're enjoying your food.

>> No.18641840
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18641840

When I see these webms as an Italian, not only I feel like being part of another race but also of another species as well.

Disgusting subhumans you don’t deserve food, good thing you’re going to be replaced soon.

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>>18636602
The cheese in the middle is ice cold and it looked like it was painful to eat.

>> No.18641849

>>18641840
>some asian making a weird sandwich
>good thing you're going to be replaced soon
Who exactly are you talking to in your diatribe?

>> No.18641862

>>18638838
Maybe you can shove em up your ass instead. FAGGOT

>> No.18641873

>>18641819
Hayaa eating dog is fine dipship americans

>> No.18641896

>>18635811
money unironically
for every person that goes to watch the car crash that is this fat fuck he gets $0.10

>> No.18641935

>>18641840
>Italian
You ARE another species

>> No.18642119
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>>18641740
>not a single egg in sight
Be gone, wench.

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>> No.18642411

>>18641738
I remember when I first saw this webm I was really impressed but looking at it again I dont know what the fuck I was impressed by, he doesnt really do anything except 1 tricky flip.

>> No.18642487

>>18640342
>He was a thin vegan fag, now he is a fat fag, he never was normal.
the 'kado pipeline is spreading

>> No.18642557

>>18635244
at least use good cheese and not plastic

>> No.18642561

>>18635335
vile

>> No.18642588

>>18642557

American cheese's acceptable and encouraged format is on cheeseburgers, grilled cheese, and cheese sauce because of its melting point. Absolute cooklet take thinking it has no practical application. Stop regurgitating memes and learn to actually cook

>> No.18642624

>>18638394
learn how to make new webms newfaggot

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>> No.18642674

>>18642633
That's a man.

>> No.18642700
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>>18635244
But this isn't the whole video..
Where's the rest where he proceeds to be forced to eat 200 more of these over the next 10 days, then is slaughtered, his liver and gall bladder harvested and made into that delicious D'Xnebiȸȵ spread??
I feel gypped.

>> No.18642710

>>18642674
we wish

>> No.18642718

>>18642588
there are real cheeses that melt perfectly and taste much better

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>>18642633
I've got a "splash of cream" for that delectable young boy's rectum if you know what I mean.

>> No.18642842

>>18638394
>>18638515
Making it a point to save that webm now to post a bunch later, thanks anon

>> No.18642888

>>18642842
If you can, make several different copies by shaving a bit off the front or back end...
Then we can have an entire webm thread with JUST THIS..
LOLOLOLOLololololoLOLOLOlllllllll

>> No.18642938

>>18642588
You're arguing with a retard that's OD'd on memes. He truly believes it's actually plastic

>> No.18642962

>>18642633

>dating a neckbeard

no hope left

>> No.18642981

>>18635819
Literally pink like a pig

>> No.18643042

>>18640857
My god, the beangoblin of Mexico…

>> No.18643052

>>18642718
Don't bother. Fast food burgers are the template burger format in their mind.

>> No.18643104

>>18641841
He deserved it for making us watch that atrocity.

>> No.18643116

>>18642733
Did this Jew really just circumcise a milk carton?

>> No.18643130

>>18641738
how does he leave the egg fort? is he trapped there forever?

>> No.18643139

>>18638838
>vegan faggot thats secretly envious of the cavy's life

>> No.18643200

>>18638818
this makes me want to try guinea pig :)

>> No.18643204

>>18635244
There was this webm of a fat guy shoving sausage down his throat and I need so badly to see it again

>> No.18643253

>>18635819
I want to cry and throw up

>> No.18644032

>>18642733
All this process just to fuck up.

>> No.18644197

>>18642402
Uhh it doesn't look like the heat of the rice cooked that egg

>> No.18644248

>>18640614
that's what happens to bongs when they go on holiday

>> No.18644285

>>18638838
...pigs, cows and chickens are incredible cute as well especiall when they are still small.. at least those guinea pigs have a way better life...

>> No.18644289

>>18637419
this video is 8 years old.
i think he is better now.

>> No.18644294

>>18636069
this made boomers piss and shit their pants laughing.

>> No.18644327

>>18641740
when i saw this webm for the first time i thought the black guy at :06 was going to rob her or shoot her or something

>> No.18644330

>>18635783
molluscs

>> No.18644338

>>18642633
do they usually allow these people to have airpods on at work? i dont go to starbucks

>> No.18644348
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>>18635335
Mmmm this is some 1950s nu French terrain pull up pull up kinda shit

>> No.18644609

>>18638586
Underrated

>> No.18644777

>>18641833
Well, who enjoys chewing on a big stack of cold "cheese"

>> No.18644806

>>18638394
Why are you like this?

>> No.18644813
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TFW I lost my webm software and cant make one on my new pc

>> No.18644821
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>>18637149
Kek, I'd post this in pol webm threads but the buttchecks would probably get you banned

>> No.18644824

>>18636589
i love rick steins videos, and the curry looks good too

>> No.18644833

>>18644338
A lot of fast food jobs seem to be ok with one ear in. If your gonna be doing rote repetative tasks miight as well be vibing

>> No.18644836
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>> No.18644888

>>18638700
anon, I...

>> No.18645151

>>18640614
extremely high blood pressure

>> No.18645231

>>18635811
Easy money, that's about it. There's no grand scheme of things, he just values money more than his health.

>> No.18645243

>>18644813
sauce

>> No.18645247

>>18641222
Truly mesmerizing.

>> No.18645251

>>18635244
Sorry its not a webm, but you just CAN'T enjoy these videos without the music. Always play them when im about to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSwCtLf81ms

>> No.18645271

>>18644836
latinxslop

>> No.18645289
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>> No.18645442

>>18635335
This is the cooking video equivalent of a Jackass stunt
>Wow, that was kind of impressive
>Disgusting and pointless to the extreme, but impressive

>> No.18645466

>>18644836
>let’s take this food that’s probably over cooked already and throw it willy nilly into some pan so we can cook it some more at high temp!
>mmmmmmm yum, it’s overdone and congealed
Why did this become a thing

>> No.18645471

>>18645243
Looks like more of a filling than a sauce

>> No.18645493

>>18635253
I made this for my girlfriend once, but with gravy. She thought it was funny until she realised she was eating turkey dinosaurs.

>> No.18645497
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>> No.18645503

>>18635710
not even impressive. fucking eat that shit instead of standing chewing for 90 seconds at the end. i guess hes got the worlds biggest mouth so he can shove a metric shit ton of food in and then take his sweet ass time chewing like a little bitch.

>> No.18645506

>>18645289
looks fucking great till they start showing the flags

>> No.18645510

>>18645497
>No cream of mushroom.
>Added the veg WAY too late.
>Didn't stick it in the oven.
Oh, and I guess it lacks seasoning, so overall I would eat it with some tabasco.

>> No.18645528

>>18638596
Holy fuck those people are just dumb as shit

>> No.18645538

>>18641738
I tried making this after seeing this webm and the bread was soggy with grease.

>> No.18645544

>>18644327
He was until he noticed the camera

>> No.18645559

>>18641649
ramen probably causes heart failure from the insane amount of fat from both the stock and chashu. it really doesn't have much sodium, maybe 500mg from the tare unless it's shio ramen.

>> No.18645569

>>18642402
japan's obsession with "gooey" textures is the only thing I hate about their cuisine, tamagokake and shitty ramen/udon with tempura soaking in it is vile.

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>> No.18645579

>>18640782
who's to say the video didn't start with him going
>now I know there's a pull tab on this can, but I don't have one without a tab to demonstrate how to open a can without a can opener

>> No.18645585

>>18645579
You're right he must be a doctor or an engineer after all

Faggot

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>> No.18645589
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>> No.18645595
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>> No.18645598
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>> No.18645600

>>18645579
Let the incels have their fun, anon
This is all they have left

>> No.18645609

>>18641790
Yes I know and I don't know why I hope or expect it to change.

>> No.18645614

>>18638751
I can fix him

>> No.18645622

>>18635249
How are his nipples so small?

>> No.18645631

>>18636589
No curry in the egg curry? Garam masala doesn't have any curry in it right? Does a curry need to have curry?

>> No.18645636

>>18641141
Not to mention you know he's eating that thing in front of him and not the damn alligator head...that was just for show. Horrible.

>> No.18645639

>>18645631
...

>> No.18645645

>>18645598
this feels very japanese

>> No.18645651

>>18645586
love Bryan Cranston

>> No.18645756

>>18644813
What's this hog's name?

>> No.18645781

>>18645756
be nice you cunt

>> No.18645786

>>18640451
It serves as an excuse for racist to justify their racist views because they are insecure.

>> No.18645795
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>>18645631

>> No.18645869

white people be like
>>18645510

>> No.18645899

>>18639235
gay men find this attractive

>> No.18645917

>>18645795
>mindlessly swiping without even looking at thee screen
What level of mindbreak is this?

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>>18645639
>>18645838
He's right, the dude didn't put any curry in there.

>> No.18645931
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>>18645869
nigger

>> No.18645932

>>18645917
im pretty sure shes saying no aswell. as most women are, shes just too good for them.

>> No.18645972

>>18645929
...

>> No.18645974
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>>18645931

>> No.18645996
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>> No.18646013

>>18645996
built for bbc

>> No.18646041
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>>18645595
She's trying her best.
>tfw no cute but kinda dumb wife at home just trying to cook something good

>> No.18646081

>>18645781
I meant it in an endearing way.

>> No.18646199

>>18639512
wtf was that at the end

>> No.18646232

>>18645756
Alura Jenson

>> No.18646249

>>18645786
Go back

>> No.18646260

>>18645786
>because they are insecure
Yeah, insecure as in "unsafe".

>> No.18646266

>>18645899
I do not.

>> No.18646307

>>18645795
Women are delusional

>> No.18646580
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>>18637311
Build a case on the origin or take a hike.

>> No.18646601
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>>18641740
She's so great. Someone have to make soyjackie out of her.

>> No.18646609
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>>18645576
PHAHAHHA!

>> No.18646613

>>18646601
I hate her

>> No.18646618
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>>18646613
I went through that phase already..

>> No.18646623

>>18635249
>Literally drinking goyslop

>> No.18646624
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>>18641833
>>18635244

>> No.18646628

>>18646199
Its bread in bread.

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>>18646624

>> No.18647059

>>18645645
Oh right just because it's small you think it's Japanese... How stereotypical.

>> No.18647085

>>18646624
at least Ramsay was professional enough to keep a straight face while pretending he didn't fuck up his grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.18647118
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>>18636069
Tom Green is a comfy innawoods outdoorsman now.
His Youtube channel has some comfy stuff on it.

>> No.18647150
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this thread

>> No.18647170

>>18637244
Jesus me too.

>> No.18647327

>>18643130
>how does he leave?
he doesn't.

>> No.18647337

>>18635253
Kids are gonna eat the dino nuggets then refuse to eat the rest.
It looks like a big portion, this is probably being eaten by a polycule consisting of manchildren.

>> No.18647341

>>18635244
you cannot tell me anyone enjoys this sugary awful bread

>> No.18647344

>>18642633

So cute

>> No.18647472

>>18641739
The heat of the umbrella trains the burger.

>> No.18647476

>>18639065
I can't! They have no fear!

>> No.18647478

>>18640834
>>18641192
It's a cute party gag, nothing more.

>> No.18647488

>>18642733
One of the best webms of all time. All that buildup for it to do the exact opposite of what it is supposed to do.

>> No.18647545

>>18636611
waste of everything. does a gator skull have any meat on it? all those spices just to flavor what little edible skin it has. i thought chinese were smart

>> No.18647553

>>18635335
I don't get the watermelon. Why even have the watermelon? THIS WHOLE THING DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AAAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME BOURDAIN-MAN I AM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNEEEEE

>> No.18647644

>>18645497
there is literally nothing wrong with this

if your cooking cannot stand on its own without spices, it does not deserve spices

>> No.18647723
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>> No.18647773

>>18645929
all mutts must fucking hang

>> No.18647780

>>18647773
We're not the ones making curry-less curry.

>> No.18648012

>>18636611
Alligator soup, alligator soup, if I don't get some, I think I'm gonna poop. Take away my internets, take away my shoops, but don't take away my alligator soup!

>> No.18648020

>>18639235
Ok, zoomer.

>> No.18648023

>>18647723
this should be in Gore.

>> No.18648070

>>18647723
How long would this machine take to process, say, 6 million crabs?

>> No.18648204

>>18645289
This looks like Korean street food.

>> No.18648209

>>18648070
Hard to say, given masturbation death machines are ineffective on crustaceans

>> No.18648387

>>18645497
>White people food

>> No.18648472

>>18647723
Quake 4 shit

>> No.18648780

hi steve

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>>18645576

>> No.18648913
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>>18638394
>YAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR4RRRRRRRRR take my butt crumbles