/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18633910]

How do I order this?

[Anonymous No.18633911]

>>18633910
Just show them the picture and point.

[Anonymous No.18633912]

>>18633910
Write everything down on a slip or paper then hand it to the window cashier

[Anonymous No.18633916]

>hello, i would like to procure four sloppa poppas, two cases of spud sticklers, and a side of deep fried chick-chunks

[Anonymous No.18633917]

>>18633912
>4 double quarter pounders
>2 large french fires
>McNuggets
>Large coke
Did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.18633925]

>>18633910
That slop wouldn’t look nearly as good if the image wasn’t over-saturated

[Anonymous No.18633926]

>go to a drive-through
>cashier says go to the first window
>there are three windows
>the last two are numbered 1 and 2
god i hate drive-throughs

[Anonymous No.18633929]

>>18633925
How can you call such yummy food "that slop"

[Anonymous No.18633951]

>>18633910
Use self-service kiosk. Wear sunglasses, dark hoodie and bass pro baseball cap. Pay in used 10 dollar bills. Don't take the change.

[Anonymous No.18633953]

>>18633912
kek
I've got rice cookie in my coffee now.
Thanks cunt.

[Anonymous No.18633955]

>>18633951
>The only clue we have is that he was wearing a bass pro cap
>That could be any zoomer in America!

[Anonymous No.18633969]

>>18633953
wtf is a rice cookie you slant

[Anonymous No.18633977]

>>18633910
>Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese: $8.09
>Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese: $8.09
>Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese: $8.09
>Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese: $8.09
>Large Fries: $4.79
>Large Fries: $4.79
>10 Piece McNuggets: $5.89
>Large Soda: $1.00

This slop would be about 50 dollars with Biden bucks. Fastfood is ridiculous now

[Anonymous No.18633997]

>>18633977
Fuck

[Anonymous No.18634024]

>>18633925
Hint, it's not over-saturated, there's this thing called sunlight, it makes things look really bright and is found outside of your basement between 7am and 7pm usually

[Anonymous No.18634042]

>>18633977
USD is rapidly turning into Canadian dollars, which is horrifying

[Anonymous No.18634096]

>>18633910
ask for a small amount of mcdonalds for an average sized person

[Anonymous No.18634105]

>>18633977
> the entire world is enduring massive inflation
> is Biden's fault
You Americans massively overestimate the power and influence of the POTUS on the world economy.

[Anonymous No.18634108]

>>18633977
>quarter pounder
you will never eat a DELUXE

[Anonymous No.18634109]

>>18633910
ex mcdonalds wagie

>1 double quarter meal with large fries and your drink of choice
>large fries
>3 double quarter pounders
>20 pc chicken nuggets
>12 ketchup packets

i recommend using the mcdonalds app tho
you can just make it on there, pay, then roll up to the window and say "i'm order ****"
they might ask for a name
you can collect points from this too, u could probably get a free fries your next visit from the points u'd get from just this order
sometimes there is free shit in the deals too when u make an order on the app

[Anonymous No.18634130]

>>18634109
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.18634134]

>>18634108
They don't serve these where I live

[Anonymous No.18634143]

>>18633910
>>18633912
>>18633916
>>18633917
>>18633925
>>18633929
>>18633953
>>18633977
>>18634096
>>18634109
This is the perfect thing to eat before I upload my immortal consciousness on a starship!

[Anonymous No.18634219]

>>18634109
>have to download a goyapp to save 3 dollars sometimes on fast food that’s already far more expensive than what it’s worth
Dystopian

[Anonymous No.18634438]

>>18633910
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

[Anonymous No.18634483]

>>18634438
>He was inspired to lose weight because of the mockery
>Gained most of it back
Grim.

[Anonymous No.18634661]

>>18634105
The world is enduring massive inflation because Biden Era policy on Covid and anti-oil stance (stopping the keystone pipeline day 1 of his presidency)
Not a super anti-biden guy like most people on 4chan but US policy is certainly in part to blame at least.

[Anonymous No.18634669]

>>18634483
Let this be a lesson that ridicule is much worse of a motivation than positive reinforcement.
Surround yourself with friends who want the best for you instead of terminally online on social media where its all bloodsports.

[Anonymous No.18635038]

>>18634669
"Friends that want the best for you", surely easy to come by especially for the morbidly obese.

[Anonymous No.18635057]

>>18634105
That's pretty stupid because nobody in the USA gives two flying fucks about the so called president. It's not my "leader". what do you think some fucking president is my leader, like flying saucer take me to your leader shit?
Get the fuck outta dodge you faggot.

[Anonymous No.18635077]

>>18635038
Dont forget that one who got embedded in a couch becuse her enablers just couldn't say no.
https://nypost.com/2022/04/29/louisiana-woman-found-dead-in-neglect-case-melted-into-couch/

[Anonymous No.18635085]

>>18635077
Thats not what that was

[Anonymous No.18635163]

>>18634483
sadly most people who heavily diet like that eventually gain it back. mostly because of a lack of >>18634669
the people you surround yourself are crucial. ultimately you are your friends/family.

[Anonymous No.18635165]

>>18635057
trump lost. you also lost the midterms. it's been over 2 years. you seriously need to move on pal

[Anonymous No.18635206]

>>18633969
If Anon is what I think Anon is, Anon's no slant. My gran makes rice cookies, too. It's a Persian thing. Come in many shapes and a few colours, depending what you add to them. Called nan e berenji (literally "bread of rice").
They're... not great, IIBH.

[Anonymous No.18635246]

>>18634143
This guy reviews movies and can only complain about white people and not being on a spaceship?

[Anonymous No.18635248]

inb4 that spongebob shit

[Anonymous No.18635254]

>>18633910
This would take me hours to eat. How do Americans eat this in 20 minutes?

[Anonymous No.18635264]

>>18633910
why do poor people love flavorless, boiled and warmed up mcdonalds patties so much?

[Anonymous No.18635283]

>>18635264
I wouldn't call them flavo[u]rless or boiled. The bun is absolutely flavourless, tho, I'll give you that, but not the patty.
And I'm not even a McDo fan. Couldn't even tell you accurately last time I had it. 2019, I think? Whenever it was, a I had a coupon for a $2 triple cheeseburger, so I got one and literally nothing else, though someone I was with got a McChicken (the best fastfood sandwich) meal, IIRC.
Do you like any fast food chain or products?

[Anonymous No.18635297]

>>18635283
not really. the meat and the buns are so pathetic compared to homemade or proper restaurant burgers it's impossible to enjoy franchise burgers once you've tried the real thing

[Anonymous No.18635318]

>>18634219
You could also have no option to save money at all

[Anonymous No.18635481]

>>18633910
God, that looks so appetizing.

[Anonymous No.18635495]

>>18633910
"I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

[Anonymous No.18636886]

>>18633910
i could eat all of that in 1 sitting. i ate a double quarter pounder, large fry, and medium drink in less than five minutes last night and was still hungry. or maybe sad.. that feeling in my stomach might just be sadness. anyways, i'm fat.

[Anonymous No.18636895]

>>18635297
i like fastfood burgers better than restaurant or home, and i'm a good cook. i'm not saying it's better, obviously that's not true. but i like the flavor more. it's probably the sugar and other chemicals they put in there. i grew up dirt poor though, so fast food was a special occasion.

[Anonymous No.18636913]

>>18636895
Based AND trans.

[Anonymous No.18636918]

>>18635206
>They're... not great, IIBH.
Well yeah, it's nothing great but it ain't bad either.
I'm Serbian btw.

[Anonymous No.18637309]

>>18633910
The ultimate bulking meal

[Anonymous No.18637384]

>>18636895
maybe I would have agreed with you a few decades ago (if I was born there) when quality burgers weren't available anywhere and mcdonalds probably even used better ingredients like real tomatoes that actually tasted like tomatoes for example

[Anonymous No.18639036]

>>18633977
I miss fast food being cheap bros..

[Anonymous No.18639053]

>>18634483
Diets don’t work nigger.
The more you starve the more muscles you lose so you have to eat way less too even after you finish your diet.

[Anonymous No.18639067]

>>18635057
copium

[Anonymous No.18639146]

>>18634024
good attempt, heres a (you)

[Anonymous No.18639158]

>>18635495
Called it. >>18635248

>>18635297
>the meat and the buns are so pathetic compared to homemade or proper restaurant burgers it's impossible to enjoy franchise burgers once you've tried the real thing
I'm the guy from >>18635283
I was gonna start some whataboutism here but y'know what? I can't find any fault with that except for my choice of "bun" (thick sliced country-white bread, fuck buns) and that there are things other than burgers at fast food chains. I'll fuck up some Popeyes chicken.
But yeah: my homemade burger patties are indeed leaps and bounds above any I've gotten at fast food places, whether I cook them outside over wood or inside, simply fried in a pan. Proper sit-down restaurant burgers are not something I ever get, really. $15+ for practically the same shit I make at home for a tenth that price.

>>18636895
In adulthood, I realised I may have grown up "rich" according to a lot of people and I also seldom had fast food growing up, but that's mostly a cultural thing. I spent half my childhood in the US and the other half in Yurp, where my mother's from, and my dad is only Halfmerican (gran's from West Asia/Middle East/Caucasus/whatever you wanna call that shit). Both my mother and my paternal grandmother were extremely suspicious of fast food. If I wanted a burger and my gran was around, she'd made me fucking chapli instead (basically a durkastani burger with onions and spices in it; sometimes also chilli).
If mom was around, she'd tell me I'm eating whatever the fuck she's cooking or fuck right off.

>>18636918
Nifty. Didn't know you guys ate them, too. Didn't know they were even known outside of Central/Western Asia/Middle East/Caucasus etc.
We went on holiday to Belgrade once but I don't really remember much of it, though I recall little kid me was surprised how similar the language is to Slovenian. My mother was able to speak to everyone by "Serbifying" her dialect of Slovenian.

[Anonymous No.18639238]

>If only you knew what these burgers are made of

[Anonymous No.18639241]

If only you knew what these burgers were made of.

[Anonymous No.18639249]

If only you knew what these burgers are made of.

[Anonymous No.18640457]

>>18639238
>>18639241
>>18639249
?

[Anonymous No.18640517]

>>18634109
The app calls an obscene number of track requests even when the app is not in use.
I agree the app does have good deals

[Anonymous No.18640701]

>>18634143
Hopefully they'll be a McDonald's franchise onboard his spaceship.

[Anonymous No.18640770]

Them Mcnuggets are the devils work. Absolute dog filth

[Anonymous No.18640790]

>>18634143
I mean everyone has already seen that picture and laughed at him but even the average male could probably finish that in 90 minutes, if given a cash prize.

a competitive eater could do this in 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18641606]

>>18633910
just tell them
"i want the early grave combo"

[Anonymous No.18641654]

>>18633910
do the dance

[Anonymous No.18641675]

>>18633925
the burgers look way bigger than they usually are but it looks normal to me otherwise

[Anonymous No.18641694]

>>18634143
How does he "earned" that?

[Anonymous No.18641723]

>>18633917
Diet Coke please

[Anonymous No.18641727]

>>18640701
They will be required to pass inspection.

[Anonymous No.18641746]

>>18641694
Because when he was young, everyone thought technological development accelerating was just unquestionably given.

[Anonymous No.18641877]

>>18633911
Don't forget to grunt too

[Anonymous No.18641887]

>>18633910
Just get your $100 bill ready

[Anonymous No.18642104]

>>18635057
It's ok. Biden loves you, and Biden loves America.

[Anonymous No.18642124]

>>18641746
he also clearly doesn't understand that uploading your consciousness still results in you being stuck here

[Anonymous No.18642295]

>>18642104
Biden loves kids jumpin' on his lap.

[Anonymous No.18642312]

>>18633977
I can buy like 5 kebabpizzas for that amount of money here in Sweden

[Anonymous No.18642332]

I want a sloppy burg.

[Anonymous No.18642595]

>>18633910
Just go up to the cashier and say " Hi im a fat retard who doesn't care about anything health related." They'll know exactly what to give you.

[Anonymous No.18642601]

>>18640790
i don't think the food would be that difficult, esp if you were hungry prior. But the 4 cokes might be a bit difficult to guzzle down

[Anonymous No.18642811]

>>18640790
even with the drink to help I think I would probably vomit 3/4s of the way through, there's just so much there

[Anonymous No.18644112]

>>18642811
Ok eurocuck

[Anonymous No.18644845]

>>18642811
you'd think so.
but then you see things like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7cCjtOLpqE and realize that it's not a fantastic amount of food with that time limit.

[Anonymous No.18645312]

>>18633910
I tried making diy McDonald's by myself but it's just not as good as McDonald's. What gives?

[Anonymous No.18645352]

>>18640790
15 minutes? a competitive eater could wolf that down in like 1 minute, 2 tops.

[Anonymous No.18645693]

>>18645312
you went too fancy, use more salt, msg, cheap soft buns, kraft singles. if it's a big mac the sauce recipe is online. the fries get some shoestring mccain ones and fry in peanut oil or lard if you wanna go oldschool.

[Anonymous No.18645732]

>>18633910
Use the app or doordash it so you don't have to waste calories walking or waste gas driving.

[Anonymous No.18645745]

>>18634143
What an evil narcissistic kike

[Anonymous No.18645984]

>>18635165
>you lost the midterms
Nancy Pelosi lost her gavel, again. How you construed your loss as a win for your faction baffles me.

[Anonymous No.18646000]

>>18645984
You couldn't even have a wave election during the worst period of inflation in half a century and you had a celebrity "doctor" lose to a stroke victim that couldn't string two sentences together

[Anonymous No.18646773]

>no one has posted it yet
That's a fairly sized amount of McDonald's for the average person, I'd say?

[Anonymous No.18646809]

>>18633977
I remember it being a meme that some senator or something ordered 28 dollars of taco bell and everyone was making fun of him saying he ordered way too much food. it turned out he ordered a burrito, 2 tacos, nachos, and a large soda. I went to taco bell the day after and the crunchwrap alone was 9 dollars! what the fuck happened bros?

[Anonymous No.18646857]

>>18646809
That's like a day and a half worth of calories and like three or four days worth of sodium. As far as I'm concerned the increased prices are a fat tax and I'm all for it. I'd vote to triple the price for someone ordering that much if I could

[Anonymous No.18647204]

>>18634108
I don't want grass and unprocessed tomato sauce in my burger.

[Anonymous No.18647406]

>>18633911
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.18647467]

>>18635246
He is a bug. He only knows what he wants, not why he wants it.

[Anonymous No.18647470]

>>18634108
Royale with cheese? Why don't they just call it a quarter pounder? Because of the metric system?

[Anonymous No.18647473]

>>18646857
>three or four days worth of sodium
Quit worrying about salt. It's better to eat a little too much than not enough since your kidneys just filter it out anyway. Low salt intake is more likely to lead to early death than high salt intake.

[Anonymous No.18647479]

Regular reminder that Supersize Me faked the scene where the doctor told him to stop because he's hurting himself and that footage is actually from right at the start when he's going for his initial checkup and the doctor is concerned about Spurlocks raging alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.18647516]

>>18633977
He also made hot dogs come in packs of 8 and buns in packs of 6! Sad!

[Anonymous No.18647674]

>>18634143
Who other than the white working class will ever make that a reality?

[Anonymous No.18648049]

>>18646857
Imagine defending increased food prices.

[Anonymous No.18648071]

That's not even a lot of food.

[Anonymous No.18648114]

>>18647674
Scientists and engineers are not working class and probably have the same views for slightly different reasons.
>>18648049
Cheap terrible food is why society is fat, depressed, and without meaning. Eat a salad and read a book.

[Anonymous No.18648783]

>>18647473
Enjoy your hypertension, retard. Yes, it is okay to eat a little more than you should. No, that does not mean you should not worry about eating four times as much.

[Anonymous No.18650360]

>>18648071
>HERE'S VIDEO EVIDENCE I CAN DO SOMETHING
>edits the video
This is retarded

[Anonymous No.18650368]

>>18633910
From your Rascal

[Anonymous No.18650371]

>>18650360
Low quality bait.

[Anonymous No.18650463]

>>18640790
>15 minutes
I'm not a competitive eater and I could probably down it in 5 minutes if they'd pay me more to finish quicker.

[Anonymous No.18650577]

>>18633925
Here's the same image with a slight adjustment to saturation. I wouldn't say it makes that big of a difference.

[Anonymous No.18650665]

>>18650463
you probably couldn't, not with all that soda. unless you've practiced this.

[Anonymous No.18650781]

>>18646000
>but it was le rigged!!!!

[Anonymous No.18650812]

>>18642811
The drinks are what will do you in. Given the time limit you'd be best off starting with the fries and drinks then pacing yourself with everything else.

[Anonymous No.18650825]

>>18650577
Looks the same. You should stop using insanely bright display settings, it's probably fucking you up mentally

[Anonymous No.18650852]

>>18650781
>if I greentext a statement it proves it wrong

[Anonymous No.18650983]

>>18633916
hehe!!!!!