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18629246 No.18629246 [Reply] [Original]

>Hold on brah, I got this.

>> No.18629263

>>18629246
>own a $450,000 OSB Mc'Mansion
>$90,000 lifted pickup
>Wife doesn't work
>4 kids, 2 others you pay child support for
>job you work at 80 hours a week, but don't really do work.
>go to bar to avoid family
>"yeah man! I got these awesome fucking claws to cut up my pork butt! I'll bring you some!"

>> No.18629268

I've always wondered if I could find a hand utensil less useful than an ulu. Bang.

>> No.18629271
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18629271

>>18629263
how do I make even 400k
22 yr old here

>> No.18629275

>>18629271
start your own business.

>> No.18629285

>>18629271
I started out selling steak knives. I now still Knifes.

When you can figure out the difference, you're a man.

>> No.18629295

>>18629246
And here I thought I was a scrub for wearing gloves while pulling flank steak for birria last night.

>> No.18629297

>>18629246
is this legal in the USA? im sure knuckle dusters are illegal.

>> No.18629301

>>18629285
Weird take on the Glengarry leads..

>> No.18629315

>>18629301
That's actually pretty funny.
But also quite true.

>> No.18629351

>>18629285
>I now still Knifes
What? Are you from the U.K.? I've done American 3PL to UK and you guys can never speak English for some reason.

>> No.18629362

>>18629351
My good dear sir, we invented the fucking thing.
If I would go so far as to cast aspersions of your ability to actually come to grips with English grammar, I would first consult the Pakistani shop keeper that I own.

>> No.18629463

>>18629263
Are you okay dude

>> No.18630137

>>18629285
>spells it both knives and knifes to make sure that he at least gets it right once

>> No.18630142

I got those claw things. they're pretty good and do the job well

>> No.18630152

I'm poor I use two forks, also my meat is tender enough

>> No.18630442

>>18629271
Get a job. You’ll never make that amount. Kill yourself if you can’t live with that fact.

>> No.18630500

>>18629246
Wait these are for kinky sex

Who the fuck cook with these

>> No.18630508

>>18629246
Thanks, Sabretooth.
Not Wolverine, obvs. Wolvs has fewer claws.

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>>18629246

>> No.18630538
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>>18629246
Honest question

Why did boomers fall for these goofy ass products like that so much?

Eg. When we were teens I remembered my mother bought a set of forks like this which we thought looked but also felt so weird compared to the regular ones we used. When we asked what's the point of it she said they're good for "spaghetti". Wtf? Why do you need a specially weird ass 3 prong primitive looking for to eat spaghetti? Yet to this day she still pulls out that fork to eat spaghetti instead of just using the normal ones. She literally only uses that fork for spaghetti dishes. nothing else

>> No.18630545

>>18630538
Those are forks with sovl. Your other forks had no sovl.

>> No.18630566

>>18629263
>poorfag cope

>> No.18631182

>>18629271
Step 1: be in good shape
Step 2: Class A CDL
Step 3: Lineman school/Groundsman job
Step 4: Lineman Apprenticeship
Step 5: Get your Jman card, work under a contractor, and chase storms across the US
Step 6: Make ~300k yearly by trading your body and your soul

>> No.18631264

>>18630538
That fork looks great I'd use it for everything

>> No.18631303

>>18629263
so true

>> No.18631306

>>18630517
This is the only good post in this thread

>> No.18631312

>>18630517
disgusting

>> No.18631317

>>18630538
They're all just fad products that were advertised heavily on tv in the era before everyone having internet access. They still make infomercials btw and no one buys any of that shit except for the 65+ crowd

>> No.18631341

>>18630517
it's so sad how close he came to not fucking this up. That looks like it's 1-2 hours (in a crutch) away from being pullable,

>> No.18631357

>>18629263
do they really

>> No.18631479

>>18631341
Oh wait it’s actually not done? I thought he over cooked it and became rubbery. Not familiar with smoking things but what happened there was it really lacking cooking time?

>> No.18631504
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>> No.18631559

>>18629271
You don’t. The world is filled with NPCs with preprogrammed money stats to demoralize you. There is nothing you can do to improve your life.

>> No.18632118

>>18631479
nta but yes he needed to cook it longer. all that fat and tissue you can see would melt and you can easily pull it apart even without those claws.

>> No.18632126

>>18629263
I desperately wish I had 6 kids.

>> No.18632160

>>18629271
Almost no one makes that much, you make payments. My house cost $160k in 2020. I didn't have $160k in my bank account, so I pay $750 a month in mortgage which is dog shit cheap in this market.

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>>18631479
When you cook fatty meat at low temperatures for a long time it gets softer. See: stew meat for example. Same goes for bbq. The heat of the smoke cooks the meat. As >>18632118 said

>> No.18632574

>>18632168
>>18632118
Not that guy but thanks for explaining. Are briskets a meme or worth getting into and buying a smoker to try? They’re not necessarily cheap and seem to be a white mans game because that’s all I see cooking it

>> No.18632586

>>18630566
$450000 is a cheapass property. He's not describing a rich guy.

>> No.18632594

>>18629263
yeah that's pretty accurate

>> No.18632636

>>18629285
what did he mean by this?

>> No.18632671
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>>18629271
by far the most common way to have wealth under capitalism is to inherit it. you should try it. having an undergrad and maybe graduate degree debt free and a family that can help you with a down payment on your first mortgage is absolutely the way to go. worked for me!

>> No.18633190

>>18632574
Brisket is wildly overrated. Find some highly rated barbecue place and it before you blow the money on a smoker.

>> No.18633199

>>18629362
You also invented losing to the United States lol

>> No.18633354

>>18629268
I use my ulu to cut pizza. That's about it though.

>> No.18633405

>>18629271
>>18632160
>>18632671
Even at Facebook it takes something like 15 years of experience to get that salary.
Funny thing is how people will say they actually put in the work to earn that money but won't think the same for CEOs.

>> No.18633447

>>18629246
>go to fancy steakhouse with friends
>one friend is a knife nut and usually always carries and/or shows off a new knife every other week
>order steaks with soup, salad, and baked potato
>waitress brings salads to the group
>knife friend chomping at the bit says "oh, excuse me miss but you didn't us any steak knives"
>waitress says "oh, I'll bring those with the steaks"
>knife friend says as he pulls out his $200.00 whatever model and says "that's ok, I got this"
>call friend out, say it's a salad, call him a fucking loser
>enjoy steaks
>never see friend again
>great success

>> No.18633452

>>18630538
brainrot from lead being put into their toys, housepaint and car fuel.

>> No.18633463

>>18633447
Was he also into cast iron pans, gas stoves and wearing fedoras?

>> No.18633514

>>18629271
Work towards being an independent HVAC contractor in the South. I don't know about $400k/year but some of those guys live in really nice houses.

>> No.18633654

>>18632586
i bet you live in a shitshack, humble yourself

>> No.18633659

>>18633654
I do, and renting it at that. That's why I keep my eye on property prices and know that a $450000 property is only owned by lower middle class live-ins and upper middle class slumlords.

>> No.18633661

>>18633659
You're at the bottom of the totem pole faggot, you have zero room to judge.

>> No.18633662

>>18630538
>he doesnt own a spaghetti fork

>> No.18633667

>>18629263
t. John from Ohio Oblast

>> No.18633691

>>18633661
You're an idiot. Probably trolling, which still classifies you as an idiot because it's an idiotic troll, but if you're serious... wow

>> No.18633700

>>18629271
Drug trades
I once have some 19 year old coming in buying about 10k worth in parts for his Impreza all in cashes

>> No.18633758

>>18630517
>>18629246
me tearing into my ex-wife and her boss's flesh

>> No.18633790

>>18633691
How so? If anything you’re the idiotic troll since you are trying to act superior over renting some shit shack and acting like your above those who live in a 1/2 million dollar home, you make zero sense. That would be like mocking someone for eating a $60 steak dinner while you are eating expired doritos.

>> No.18634129

>>18630517
Was there literally anything that Jack didn't fuck up? I refuse to believe it wasn't all a troll.

>> No.18634135

Reminder that Alton Brown hates these but also thinks a restaurant should make anything off menu that you request and has a wife who thinks his career is a joke so

>> No.18634167

>>18634129
>Was
Anon he's still out there

>> No.18634282

>>18629285
>When you can figure out the difference, you're a man.
I think I'd need to be a ventriloquist to understand what you just said

>> No.18634292

>>18633199
We also invented the United States, you're like our retarded child that peaked in highschool and now sells used cars, has AIDS and a black fat wife.

>> No.18634303

>>18633661
I'll never understand this cucked american mentality of "he has more money than me therefore he's better person" is their jewish training?

>> No.18634480

My wife shocked me by using our food processor to shred chicken. Obviously you have to cut it into smaller sizes before processing. But it shredded the chicken very uniformly. Just 2 or 3 pulses and it's done. I may try this with beef or pork to see how it works. It's the same as "Mechanically separated meat" description that you see on a stick of Slim Jim, just limit the processing to a few pulses to leave larger chunks.

>> No.18634978

>>18629271
At $450,000, a home would be $1,250/month with a 30-year mortgage, plus interest and whatever else.

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>>18629246
I read this in his voice

>> No.18635049

>>18629246
>the party's monk helps prepare dinner.jpg

>> No.18635087

>>18634978
>>"Plus interest and whatever else"

That last part is pretty fucking important. Today, that would be 7.487% interest which brings a 30 year mortgage payment to $3,142. Add in average annual taxes of $2,471 ($205.00 mo) and insurance of 3K or 4K (Say $291.00 mo) and you're up to a monthly payment of $3,638.00 per month. Home shouldn't be more than 28% of your total income, so that means you should have an income up around $13,000 per month before you can even consider a move like this.

Sorry kids.

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>>18634990
it fits perfectly

>> No.18635110

>>18629271
>it's not who you are it's who you know
will never not be true

>> No.18635129

>>18635087
A 20% deposit brings those figures down significantly, though. I don't know what your lenders are like, but around here you'd be lucky to get approval for a mortgage with only 10% deposit and no collateral.

>> No.18635144

>>18630517
The moment I saw the OP pic I knew this webm would be here. And I am not disappointed

>> No.18635154

>>18634292
No, the United States invented the United States. Britain was just the colonial power and they didn't want the United States to be united. So Britain went to war with the USA, and lost. Enjoy your fourth prime minister in less than two years.

>> No.18635167

>>18635129
That is true. My numbers used simple math as did yours. Still, 20% of 450K is $90,000 and i think that is also going to be an insurmountable obstacle for a lot of young folks that struggle to pay for next months Netflix.

>> No.18636581

>>18629285
based retard

>> No.18636585

>>18629263
Do Americans really?

>> No.18636590

>>18629285
>I now still Knifes
yep. me too

>> No.18636608

>>18636585
Yeah, but the younger generations are getting fucked by inflation and stagnating wages.
That and the proliferation of the internet has taught everybody under the age of 30 how worthless these mcmansions are.

The copiest live in "tiny homes" or "efficiencies" as a shallow form of rebellion.

>> No.18636620

>>18633190
Brisket is great, but it’s awful shredded, like every other meat. No clue who started this horrible trend but shredding meat fucking destroys the texture, taste, and juiciness of meat.

>> No.18636723

>>18629271
>>18629285
Thought I was having stroke for a second

>> No.18637883

>>18629297
it's a class 69 felony for owning meat spreaders

>> No.18637890

>>18629271
You don't. Even most good doctors and software engineers max out at $250k/yr.

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>>18629285

>> No.18638620

>>18634303
We’ll he’s obviously more successful. Sorry if I don’t take advice from some dead beat fuck up who CLEARLY lives a shitty miserable life.

>> No.18638625

>>18635087
Prime rate isn’t lending rate. Mortgage rates are still 5.5 if you aren’t shitty loser with bad credit and less than a 20% down payment. So take 20% off of the 450k, add 7k for closing costs. Also consider that the average life of a mortgage is 3-5 years because everyone refinances constantly for home improvements or a lower rate. You’ll pay 2k a month maybe for a few years and refi for a better rate or take out 50k you paid in for home reno to sell for 1.5 what you got the home for.

>> No.18638633

>>18635167
They don’t deserve houses. If you aren’t willing to work hard for your future, why the hell should rich people give you hundreds of thousands of dollars for a house?

>> No.18638643

>>18637890
General practice and regular employees. Specialize and you make more. The ortho surgeon I golf with takes home well over a million because of the success of his practice.

>> No.18638651

>>18638633
Maybe tell Blackrock to stop buying single family homes en masse, or tell the brokers to stop artificially inflating home prices because they're dirty misers. Working hard isn't the sole metric of success.

>> No.18638713

>>18635087
>Home shouldn't be more than 28% of your total income
Nice arbitrary figure

>> No.18638723

>>18629263
Are you referring to Ja/ck/?

>> No.18638944

>>18635087
>Home shouldn't be more than 28% of your total income
Mortgage payment on my apartment was more than 55% of my take home pay at the time. Plus insurance, utilities on top of that.
That's 10 years mortgage at almost 10%, with only 10% down payment.
It's been 5 years and the property prices doubled. If i were to save i would not be able to afford it by now.

>> No.18639125

>>18629301
Claws are for closers

>> No.18639215

>>18629246
Did this dude die yet? Post the vid of him walking in a food fest carnival alone all fucked up.

>> No.18639232

>>18637890
>SWE maxing out at 250k
You can make 250k with three years in the industry without a degree, thats nowhere near the cap

>> No.18639254

>>18629297
>is this legal in the USA? im sure knuckle dusters are illegal.
only if you live in a shithole state.
and anyway, anyone who would carry brass knuckles isn't the type of person that gives a fuck if they are illegal in that state.

>> No.18639440

>>18639232
An extremely low percentage of software engineers will make 250k within 3 years

>> No.18641220

>>18633700
based esl druglord

>> No.18641688

>>18630517
thank you, i was waiting for this.