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deep frying turkey

>> No.18620903

>>18620901
nice

>> No.18620908

>>18620901
nice

>> No.18620909

>>18620901
Looks like you need a new deck anyway

>> No.18620913

>>18620901
why?

>> No.18620923

>>18620913
to cook it

>> No.18620924
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18620924

Your only mistake was not doing two

>> No.18620931

Goyslop

>> No.18620936

Deep fried turkeys fucking suck.
Smoker > All

>> No.18620947
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18620947

>>18620901
>>18620924
YESSIRRRRR

>> No.18620949

>>18620936
I'll try smoking next year

>>18620924
comfy set up brother

>> No.18620952

>>18620924
if i leave the lid on, is it more likely to boil over and explode?

>> No.18620953

Want a detached house just so I can do this. Got a small smoker on my balcony but frying is the goddamn dream.

>> No.18620954

>>18620953
Why? Smoking is objectively superior

>> No.18620958

>>18620909
fpbp

>> No.18620964

smoke this!

>> No.18620967

>>18620958
>>18620909
yes the deck needs some work, im just a simple rentoid so it's not my problem

>> No.18620971

Nice thing about deep frying turkey is saving the oil for a fish fry on christmas.

>> No.18620972

>>18620947
you did feet down?

>> No.18620978

>>18620952
Probably, if you’re
>>18620901
It might be a little too shallow, but if it’s deep enough it shouldn’t matter

>> No.18620990
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18620990

>>18620972
Yup

>> No.18620998

>>18620990
looking good buddy, should be pulling mine out in 20-50 minutes

>> No.18621015

>>18620978
cool ill leave it on then, got the setup for $15 today.

>> No.18621027
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18621027

>>18621015
For reference

>> No.18621035

>>18620924
>AmeriGas
lmao

>> No.18621073
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18621073

donezo

>> No.18621081
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18621081

Me and Yappydog are about to partake in this as well. We can’t find cardboard, though. A little oil on the floor won’t hurt.

>> No.18621086

>>18621081
Do you like large girls? Big through the hips? Roomy?

>> No.18621088

>>18620909
>>18620967
I love how based the ck community is.
>gf wants me to stay overnight
>I want to go home and hang out with you gents
>I do what I want
yeah, I know, I know

>> No.18621091

>>18620924
>>18621081
Why were the legs on these made so flimsy? I worry they will bend when they get hot.

>> No.18621093
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18621093

>>18620954
I just think it'd be fun. Barbecuing outdoors on a lawn instead of a balcony would be fun too.

>> No.18621094

>>18621086
Post your hips and we'll talk.

>> No.18621101

what do i do with my oil now?

>> No.18621103

>>18621073
yumb

now carve that shit and let's see the pink

>> No.18621105

>>18621088
You’re drunk asf nigga

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18621107

>>18620924
>amerigas

>> No.18621138

>>18620901
Damn thats like 15 euros worth of oil

>> No.18621144

>>18621091
Angle iron is pretty damn sturdy. I have one of this to use as a scalding tank for butchering. It doesn't wobble.

>> No.18621151

>>18621101
Cool it then strain or filter it back into the container for next year

>> No.18621160
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>>18621081
This is creepy

>> No.18621165

>>18621088
thats really sad, anon

>> No.18621171
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18621171

Turkeys are done

>> No.18621178

>>18621165
nothing wrong with that
not 100% of your time needs to be spent with your gf
guys used to sleep at work to avoid their wives

>> No.18621183

>>18620924
your house looks kino

>> No.18621192

>>18621178
that wasnt exactly the point

>> No.18621208

>>18621105
>>18621165
I am completely sober. I just prefer sleeping at home at it was already midnight. You guys are more fun than anyone I'll ever converse with in real life period. I kek every time I visit. I have low self esteem about a lot of relationship topics, but this is something I don't feel ashamed about

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>>18620998
Yeah it came out perfect

>> No.18621232

>>18621093
Why did you photoshop the ears on?

>> No.18621517

>>18621171
Nice! But
>A BIG SOOP OF LAUGHTER
holy shit, what's next, 2 cups of... oh.

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>>18620924
>>18621107
>i am finished smelling

>> No.18621779

>>18621171
Very nice, bro.

>> No.18621798
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18621798

>>18621171
Lookin good.

>> No.18621805

>>18621232
I didn't want people thinking my cat didn't have ears.

>> No.18621812

>>18621171
god damn, cozy af. nice work anon.

>> No.18621813

>>18620936
No gravy is a bummer but the best thanksgiving turkey I ever had was at my most-rural uncle's place where the turkey was injected with cajun-marinade and then deep-fried. It fucking ruled. I'd had it previously in a way that was meh (we did it in Boy Scouts once) but for the rest of my life that will be a fond memory. Thanks Uncle Steve.

>> No.18621816

>>18621171
Why are they black turkeys?

>> No.18621855

>>18621151
can i leave it outside overnight it's gonna be like 25-30f

>> No.18621867
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18621867

>>18621081
Yappydog got one of the drier pieces of it, he really liked it.

>> No.18621888

>*Unaware that this time next week I will be in a hospital bed with 3rd degree burns, my arms and legs are amputated, and a catheter inserted into the scarred remains of my genitals*
>"You what would be cool to try this year? Deep frying a turkey."

>> No.18621983

>>18621888
it's really a non-issue if you're not completely retarded

waste of trips

>> No.18622009

>>18620936
>Deep fried turkeys fucking suck.
>Smoker > All
deep fried turkey is better than smoked, by far. it's a fact that it has the crispiest skin and juiciest meat

>> No.18622012

>>18620954
no it isn't

>> No.18622053

>>18621093
there are twitch emotes of this little dude

>> No.18622059

>>18621816
They're jive turkeys

>> No.18622063
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18622063

>>18620901
there's dog shit on your porch, bro

>> No.18622089

>>18622063
Kek

>> No.18622284

>>18622063
there's also a spine and antlers in a pot

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18622297

>>18621073
Imagine covered in Hot Chicken Wing Sauce

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18623356

Your mistake was not smoking it

>> No.18623364

>>18620924
I saw through the window. I've seen your burnt bois.

>> No.18623420
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>>18621855
Anon, it will not last a year. Buy a countertop fryer and cook all your tendies/fries/rings in there and experience the true need to never eat out.

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18623525

>>18620901

>> No.18623554

>>18620924
>cardboard under a pot of flammable liquid heated by an open flame
>X2

>> No.18623558

>>18620990
Gross, so when you lift it a whole bunch of oil stays inside the bird?

>> No.18623560

>>18621101
>>18621151
Ahh, the gutter oil method.

>> No.18623561

>17 hours later
>still no updates
rest in pepsi you crazy bastard

>> No.18623567

>>18623356
This, smoked turkey is the best turkey in every way

>> No.18624277

>>18623561
i updated right here >>18621073, it was my first time and it was super easy and safe. just should've started checking the temps sooner, internet always exaggerates cook times for meats and i shoulda known. still delicious though and i have a hard time thinking smoked would be better, the crunchy skin and juicy interior is great here

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18624296

If you throw some corn kernels into the oil before heating it, it will start popping right at the temperature you need your oil at.
With just a little bit of salt, it makes for a great crispy snack while your bird cooks.

>> No.18624602

>>18624296
>recommended temp for frying turkey is 350f
>popcorn pops at 400-450F, within smoking point of peanut oil which can cause massive fire
subtle troll? good one if so

>> No.18624606

can't believe he put himself in the burn ward for a /ck/ shitpost

>> No.18624678

>>18623554
>cardboard under a pot of flammable liquid
Just think of it as a heavy duty paper towel.

>> No.18624687

>>18621101
Down the sink, lad
Not your problem

>> No.18624694

>>18621171
I'm sure the food tastes good, probably.
But I would expect your wife wears too much makeup.

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18624850

>>18624602
>subtle troll?
Pop corn pops in oil around 350F, actually.
Here's a picture of the corn popping moments before I put the turkey in.

Try it yourself and about 10 kernels. Use a thermometer if you don't believe me.

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18624879

>>18624850
I hope you stuffed an entire tub of Country Crock in the cavity with a lemon and then two onion butt plugs

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18624890

>>18624879
For the turkey?
Nah. But I forgot to wrap the legs before cooking it, so they cooked a bit faster than the rest of the bird. Still tasted great.

>> No.18624903

>>18624602
https://youtu.be/_6akPWD545g
It can be done.

>> No.18624994

>>18624879
>and then two onion butt plugs
Kek, just for the fun of it (the next time I make a roast turkey (almost 12 months) I'm gonna do this)

>> No.18625017

>>18624890
Burnt.

>> No.18625230

>>18625017
Only a bit. Not nearly as bad as it looks.
Aside from the portion legs and the skin at the thighs, it was still crisp and juicy as hell.

>> No.18625250

>>18620901
cheddar or pepperjack?

>> No.18625253

I'm on the verge of becoming vegan and this looks amazing and BARBARICALLY DISGUSTING

>> No.18625506

>>18621805
Kek

>> No.18625669

>>18621171
Based making faithless reditors jealous >>18624694

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18625684

>>18620924
>europoor here

What happens to all that oil when you're done?

>> No.18626111

>>18621171
>live laugh and love bullshit

kek you have bigger balls that i to post that food with the sign

>> No.18626333

>>18625684
u reuse it

>> No.18626356

>>18625684
pour it down the drain (i rent so its not my problem)

>> No.18626436

>>18622297
Height mogging dad

>> No.18628019

I got a duck for christmas, should i fry it the same way?

>> No.18628044

>>18620931
you really are trying your hardest to ruin something funny arent you

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>>18626356

>>18625684
you're supposed to turn it into biodiesel

>> No.18629729
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18629729

>>18625684

>> No.18629739

>>18620924
>amerigas
based

>> No.18630423

>>18621086
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

>> No.18631417

>>18620901
All that dogshit has me cackling. Clean up your home you fucking nigger.

>> No.18631968
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>>18620952
It would be extememely painful if it bubbles over and explodes. Be a big guy and take fire safety seriously.

>> No.18633200
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18633200

>>18620901
>deep frying turk-ACK

>> No.18633616

>>18622063
kill yourself

>> No.18633619

>>18623558
No idiot they have a top and bottom hole. The theory is when u cook legs up the juices flow into the breast rather than out of the turkey

>> No.18633624

>>18631417
She (dog) only started doing that recently, she's been stressed from the move I think. I meant to spray it off before the image, but was already running so last minute with no stores having peanut oil (despite asking them to reserve us x gallons). Its not my fucking dog anyway and jesus is it retarded af

>> No.18633626

>>18633200
>>18631968
I hate europeans so much, seriously all the good genetics left. Fuck you guys

>> No.18634787

>>18621171
The apartment/parent's basement dwelling anons are seething at your very normal suburban house

>> No.18634874

>>18633626
Stop being so obsessed with europeans bro.
Not everyone who shits on you online is an euro.

>> No.18634955

>>18620958
based retard