what will you serve Him?

[Anonymous No.18618160]

The world's best chef is coming for dinner. What will you serve Him?

[Anonymous No.18618165]

Ah don't let huns in ma hoose

[Anonymous No.18618168]

>>18618160
>The world's best chef is coming for dinner.
if walter staib is coming to dinner i'm making him my special recipe of fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.18618171]

my cock

[Anonymous No.18618191]

Pigs in a blanket and he'll fucking love it. If you're cooking for anyone with obnoxiously high standards never try to impress them, you go low and make something nostalgic

[Anonymous No.18618218]

>>18618191
>high standards
that's a subjective term, anon.

[Anonymous No.18618223]

>>18618191
his favorite food is beans on toast anon

[Anonymous No.18618238]

>>18618223
y hello fello hoonifag

[Anonymous No.18618243]

>>18618160
joe rogan yard egg sandwich

[Anonymous No.18618283]

My poopie on a plate. Get it? My doo doo being served to Gordan RamsPEE. Fucking twat.

[Anonymous No.18618311]

>>18618160
grilled cheese, medium rare

[Anonymous No.18618317]

>>18618160
chicken involtini w/turnip mash & chilli mango dressing for entree
a pretty plain lamb roast, caramel jus & cajun wedges for main
dark chocolate mousse w/ strawberries for dessert
all stuff I'm comfortable with and confident in, but three courses rather than my usual two because he's a bigwig

[Anonymous No.18618336]

I'll just open a can of deenz

[Anonymous No.18618344]

shrimp okra gumbo

[Anonymous No.18618357]

>>18618160
He's not getting past the end of the driveway. I get that he makes a pretty decent living being an insufferable cunt on TV, but if that's the path he's chosen, then he's probably not a welcome guest anywhere outside of his own meme restaurants.

[Anonymous No.18618535]

>>18618357
Not a worshipper of his or anything, but fwiw I've heard he's actually pretty chill, and just plays (played?) the character he is or was paid to.

[Anonymous No.18618538]

>>18618160
if he is as "friendly" as gordon
most likely boogers spit and cum

[Anonymous No.18618542]

>>18618160
cock and ballsls and cum too

[Anonymous No.18618577]

Lamb tajine

[Anonymous No.18618582]

>>18618160
My special Toad in The Hole with Colcannon, honey and mustard roasted carrots and parsnips and Marmite onion gravy.

[Anonymous No.18618595]

Pite palt
Very thick dumplings made of shredded raw potato and wheat, with some brined pork in the middle. Serve with lingonberry jam and butter.

[Anonymous No.18618772]

Extra brown brownies:
Select casserole dish that fits securly into your toilet bowl hide said dish in bathroom preferably in the closet under the sink where mom put the toilet paper. Eat chipotle for breakfast, wait till the urge to relieve yourself becomes apparent,set oven to 330°F then venture to bathroom retrieve casserole dish and place into toilet bowl, release substance that would make Jesus question if god exists, into casserole dish, clean yourself up and retrieve the now filled dish from the toilet bowl, and place it in the oven for 2 hours or until completely dry test by prodding it with a fork if it is hard all over and crumbles it is dry enough, then remove substance from oven .Scrape the now dry substance out of the dish and put it into a spice grinder or crumple it up by hand (with gloves on).Then melt 113g of butter in a pan, let it cool, put 2 large eggs , 1 tsp vanilla extract, and the melted butter in to a bowl and mix thoroughly. Grab a second bowl and mix together 200g granulated sugar, 40g cocoa,64 g all purpose flour, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, and the now pulverized substance. Then mix the dry and wet ingredients together till the batter has a mostly uniform consistency and pour the batter into the original casserole dish preheat the oven to 330°F once again and bake for 22 mins. Serve 3 life sentences without parole for your crimes against humanity you fucking degenerate.

[Anonymous No.18618793]

Bowl of blueberries

[Anonymous No.18618981]

>What will you serve Him?
what he deserves

[Anonymous No.18619001]

>>18618160
Local fresh produce with an authentic flair. Boiled colon, testicles with Brussels sprouts in mashed potatoes.

[Anonymous No.18619025]

>>18618981
IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.18619028]

>>18618160
Toast pelle janzon
https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_Pelle_Janzon

[Anonymous No.18619029]

>>18618160
I serve him the finest ghost tacos with one grimmace lament.
Wa-la.

[Anonymous No.18620636]

Properly scrumbled eggs

[Anonymous No.18620647]

>>18618160
Are most British men actually smarmy dipshits or is it just that are they the only ones who break into American media?

[Anonymous No.18620719]

>>18620647
they all have this walking idea that they are superior yes
>t foreigner living in england for 10+ years

[Anonymous No.18620745]

>>18618535
Most of the time he's just yelling at people for doing simple things wrong or being idiots and it comes off as "mean" because they're idiots and can't understand what he's saying for some reason. Watching some of his shows, it's weird how often people fail to understand basic English.

>>18620647
He's Scottish.

>>18620719
Go home instead of being an ingrate.

[Anonymous No.18620772]

>>18618160
Nothing, now get the fuck out so I can go crank one out and go to bed. I've got work in the morning.

[Anonymous No.18620785]

Double cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.18620861]

Spam Musubi. It tastes amazing and it's about as lacking in pretentiousness as food can get; it'll break his brain.

[Anonymous No.18620867]

>>18620719

You can always crawl back to whatever shitpile threw you out if you hate it here so much

[Anonymous No.18620869]

>>18620745
scottish is still british to be fair
>>18618160
why is the H capitalised, is he a god figure or is it a bdsm scene

[Anonymous No.18621665]

>>18620745
>Most of the time he's just yelling at people for doing simple things wrong or being idiots and it comes off as "mean" because they're idiots and can't understand what he's saying for some reason. Watching some of his shows, it's weird how often people fail to understand basic English.
Suddenly I kinda empathize with the guy a bit more.

[Anonymous No.18621667]

>>18618160
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

[Anonymous No.18621669]

>>18619029
>arby lgbtq
thats basically already a thing

[Anonymous No.18621703]

>>18618160
I liked this thread the first 6000 times it was posted better

[Your moms tapeworm No.18621919]

>>18618160
Hard boiled egg with salt and pepper

[Anonymous No.18621920]

>>18619029
for me, it's the colonel's cheesy discharge
now that's finger lickin' good

[Anonymous No.18622007]

>>18618160
got some fried weenies
what you want on them faggot
i wont cum on them so your out of luck

[Anonymous No.18622090]

>>18618160
Poop soup and kick him out.

[Anonymous No.18622579]

>>18620745
>>18620867
have fun with your austerity blackouts whilst the rest of the world enjoy low bills and prosperity.
retards.

[Anonymous No.18622919]

>>18618535
That doesn't justify it.

[Anonymous No.18622946]

>>18618160
Marco pierre white's scrambled eggs to show him how to make a non baby food version.

[Anonymous No.18623264]

My musty ball bag

[Anonymous No.18623628]

>>18618160
115 grains of lead.

[Anonymous No.18623650]

>>18618165
Based fenian

[Anonymous No.18623747]

>>18618160
knorr stockpot

[Anonymous No.18623757]

he's only entertaining when he's being a potty mouth so i'd feed him raw chicken and watch the ensuing hissy fit with a camera

[Anonymous No.18623777]

why does ramsay bitch about putting too much oil in the pan if they're constantly basting it anyways? and how is basting different than deep frying?

[Anonymous No.18623782]

>>18623628
what mate?

[Anonymous No.18623806]

>>18623782
He's hinting at the brutal murder of a man beloved worldwide with a happy and thriving family.

With all that said I prefer marco pierre white.

[Anonymous No.18623814]

>>18623806
With lead grains?
What is he gonna do, sprinkle his food so he gets poisoned?

[Anonymous No.18623817]

McChicken

[Anonymous No.18623830]

>>18623814
Grain is a unit of measurement used for projectile and gunpowder weight. Lrn2gun bro.

[Anonymous No.18623845]

>>18618160
a screaming black infant, he'd dig right in.

[Anonymous No.18623846]

my anus, however he requests it be prepared

[Anonymous No.18623856]

I'd ask him what it feels like to have been a chef under Marco Pierre White, and then serve him my best Chardonnay

[Anonymous No.18623879]

>>18623846
>IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.18623885]

>>18618160
Gordon, is it? If you want to eat with me, you bloody well better be the one cooking! Understood?
>Yes, Chef!
Good. Now *** off. Back to the kitchen.
>yes chef.

[Anonymous No.18624624]

>>18622919
Good thing morality doesn't exist then, huh?

[Anonymous No.18624626]

>>18623628
>115
lol only nine mil, walk it off ya big baby

[Anonymous No.18624632]

>Good thing morality doesn't exist then, huh?

[Anonymous No.18624634]

>>18624626
Didn't you hear? Joe Biden said the evil 9 millimeter bullet can explode torsos and shred limbs.

[Anonymous No.18624689]

>>18624632
Argue rationally that it does exist without resorting to an ad populum or an appeal to authority or emotion. I'll wait... but I won't hold my breath.
>>18624634
Lul, didn't the husk also say some shit about it blowing the lungs out of your body or something? Or was that 5.56?

[Anonymous No.18624920]

>>18623806
Once Gordon is done eating there will be plenty of leftovers.

[Anonymous No.18624929]

>>18618160
I wanna see a show where he works a full shift at a different fast food restaurant. Just imagine him folding a burrito at taco bell for some lard, and seeing how well he can do it. He gets to Dairy Queen and a blizzard just fucking dumps out on his feet, just imagine how much fun that show would be.

[Anonymous No.18624960]

>>18618160
Some Long John Silvers

[Anonymous No.18625336]

>>18618160
A knuckle sandwich with a side of unmelted cheese and burned bread

[Anonymous No.18626211]

>>18618218
>world renowned chef
>hosts 10+ cooking shows
>doesn't have high standards
why would you choose to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.18626220]

0>>18623777
basting is different because you sear first, then baste with the oil which is infused with whatever you add in, deep frying doesn't create the same crust because there's no hard contact with the pan and unless you poach in oil you can't really infuse frying oil with anything without its flavor going off after some time

[Anonymous No.18626379]

a knuckle sandwich

[Anonymous No.18626414]

>>18618160
I would find brands of childrens products that are legally safe for consumption, like crayons, putty and gluesticks. I would encourage him to taste test them with me.

[Anonymous No.18626438]

>>18618160
>The world's best chef
that's debatable
i'd serve him PB&J on white bread with the crust cut off and wash it down with chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.18626449]

>>18618160
Pot noodle and crisp sandwich

[Anonymous No.18626452]

>>18626438
>chocolate milk
Pretentious faggot spotted, everyone knows peanut butter pairs best with 3.25% regular milk

[Anonymous No.18626484]

>>18626452
um...no. EVERYone knows chocolate goes with peanut butter. were you born an inbred imbecile faggot, or do you work at it?

[Anonymous No.18626579]

The best grilled cheese sammich he will have ever seen, picrel.

[Anonymous No.18626619]

chitlins seasoned with lawry's with a side of giblets and gizzards seasoned with lawry's, and for desert I'll serve him chocolate ice cream seasoned with lawry's

[Anonymous No.18626885]

I'd fry some mini tater slices in oil, pepper, himalayan salt and serve with mushroom and chicken filet cooked in some water with allums and cheese/milk powder

[Anonymous No.18626893]

Grilled cheese sandwich