/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18613662]

This is the “Famous Sauce” from Capitol Lunch in New Britain, Connecticut. A local delicacy that has been in business for almost 100 years.

[Anonymous No.18613669]

Id eat it

[Anonymous No.18613673]

At only $2.50 a dog, there isn’t a better deal around.

[Anonymous No.18613678]

It's the circle of life

[Anonymous No.18613692]

>>18613662
That is actually poop

[Anonymous No.18613703]

>>18613692
Soon

[Anonymous No.18613747]

Capitol Lunch is a family owned location and has been for nearly a century. Pictured are the elder Gerald and younger Matthew Warchezski. The location is known to locals as “Crapitol Lunch” and are known to come in and ask for “the shit sauce”. 2 hotdogs and an order of fries is commonly called a “Big Shitter”. You won’t find this on any menu, but if you’re a true local you’ll know. The Famous Sauce is often served in small ramekins commonly called “dookie drops” by locals and used for dipping. The sauce is also sold for $10 for an 8 ounce container, something many New Britain locals take advantage of due to the popularity of the Famous Sauce. Locals know to order it as a “Big Dump” and the owners aren’t shy about giving a little extra to people who order this way, knowing they’re what’s called a “tool city townie” and thus one of their own.

[Anonymous No.18613773]

>>18613747
Based shitters

[Anonymous No.18614036]

>>18613678
mmmm the sauce truly is.....The Boss!

[Anonymous No.18614054]

I call em dirty diaper donks and I like to sauce mine up.

[Anonymous No.18614128]

>>18614054
>yfw that's literally what locals call them
Lol what the fuck is wrong with these people

[Anonymous No.18614233]

>>18613747
That's a hilarious piece of local culture. I'd read a book about amusing local culture like this.

[Anonymous No.18614245]

>>18613673
>only $2.50 a dog
imagine paying more than 50 cents for a hot dog.

[Anonymous No.18614300]

>>18613662
They look like zoomers.

[Anonymous No.18614305]

>>18613747
I lived in Connecticut for 9 years and went to Capitol Lunch several times. Everything poop-related that you posted is a complete lie. No one there calls the food any of that stuff.

Visual appearance notwithstanding, Capitol Lunch is delicious and their meat sauce is excellent. I don't know what they put in it, allspice or cloves or whatever, but it's great and although there are other hot dog joints in CT that do meat sauces I never found one quite like Capitol Lunch.

Anyway, fuck both your lies and the people judging by a photo, it's great stuff and if you're ever in central CT I definitely recommend stopping in.

[Anonymous No.18614320]

>>18614305
>eating polack food

[Anonymous No.18614327]

>>18614300
kek
can't unsee

[Anonymous No.18614345]

>>18613662
Fucking delicious looking Coney Island style dogs. Too many fecalpheliac degenerates in this thread projecting their fetish onto delicious food.

[Anonymous No.18614367]

>>18613662
Looks good

[Anonymous No.18614461]

>>18614320
You're damned right. CT is actually what introduced me to Polish food. There were places in New Britain I'd go to (the Roly Poly bakery had a great hot food section in the back) and one of my coworkers would often bring stuff from home to share. Best pierogi I ever had.

[Anonymous No.18614616]

>>18614305
This guy is trolling, it's definitely true. Due to the restaurant's popularity, New Britain is known as "Poo Shittin'" to the locals. The city used to used the National Coprophiliacs Convention, and Capitol Lunch was consistently rated "almost as tasty as the real thing." Also, they give you a roll of toilet paper instead of napkins.

[Anonymous No.18614790]

>>18614367
Nothing like some bloody butthole sauce.

[Anonymous No.18614801]

>>18613662
I'm making my own "Famous Sauce" as I type this now.

[Anonymous No.18614818]

>>18613747
SOVL
does this redeem America?

[Anonymous No.18614844]

>>18613678
>who wants seconds?

[Anonymous No.18615228]

>>18613662
>>18613673
I'm impressed how they, anaged to ma,e min Ed meat look like literal dogshit.

[Anonymous No.18615264]

>>18614300
fr fr.

[Anonymous No.18615397]

>>18614305
>not a New Britain native
Opinion disregarded. You probably haven’t even encountered The town homosexual rapist at Elmers who has been preying on drunk CCSU students for 3 decades.

[Anonymous No.18615481]

>>18613662
We call that a big pooper where I'm from.

[Anonymous No.18615511]

>>18615397
Is Burritt Street still the best place to buy crack after dark? Or does everyone just go to CVS now after Connecticut legalized it?

[Anonymous No.18615522]

>>18615511
The mini market on the corner of North and MLK where all the niggers used to sell crack has closed down.

[Anonymous No.18615528]

>>18615511
Crack is legal in Connecticut?

[Anonymous No.18615550]

>>18615528
Why not, you're talking about a hard-blue state which overturned the people's justice for the Cheshire Home Invasion murderers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire_home_invasion_murders

TLDR:
>two men break into a house
>rape the women and girls (youngest 11yo)
>strangle one
>burn the house down, killing the others
>they were arrested, convicted, sentenced to death
>the state SPECIFICALLY delayed abolishing the death penalty so that these monsters could be put down
>instead, the "State Supreme Court" overturned the rule of law and sent the murders to cushy prisons out of state
>one of them is now getting tranny drugs on the taxpayer's dime

So yeah, pretty much everything is legal in CT.

[Anonymous No.18615568]

>>18615550
>everything is legal in CT.
Sorry, "everything is legal except constitutional rights which they've been trying to outlaw for decades."

[Anonymous No.18615577]

>>18615550
>article refers to him as “she” throughout

Some tranny took it upon themselves to go back and edit that article to make sure the murderer was gendered appropriately.

[Anonymous No.18615585]

>>18615577
>Some tranny took it upon themselves
*himself

[Anonymous No.18615588]

>>18615585
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cheshire_home_invasion_murders#Pronouns_%2F_Gender_Identity

Sick faggots

[Anonymous No.18615592]

>>18615550
What society gets for letting women and non-land owners vote.

[Anonymous No.18615613]

>>18613662
>>18613673
>>18614367
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

[Anonymous No.18615650]

>>18615592
>>18615588
On a less political note, but still weird/disturbing, here's another fascinating bit of local CT lore:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

TLDR:
>Connecticut couple owns chimpanzee
>chimp appears in TV shows, commercials
>relationship with chimp starts getting... interesting
>"Sandra slept and bathed with Travis"
>refers to herself as chimp's "Mom"
>chimp escapes several times, causes havoc
>police do nothing
>Sandra still fucked in the head
>Sandra starts drugging chimp with Xanax, which can have bizarre side effects
>plus it's a fucking wild animal
>one day, the chimp goes ape-shit (heh) and brutally mauls and maims a friend
>BRUTALLY
>"she lost her hands, nose, eyes, lips, and mid-face bone structure and received significant brain tissue injuries"

"News reports of the incident spread as far as China" because of the horrific nature of the attack, and also the doctors' amazing attempts at reconstructive surgery.

Key quote about the 911 call: "Travis' screams can be heard in the background at the start of the tape as Sandra pleaded for the police, who initially believed the call to be a hoax until she started screaming, "He's eating her!"

Fookin hell lads.

[Anonymous No.18615723]

>>18615650
>The hospital provided counseling to its staff members who initially treated her because of the extraordinary nature of Nash's wounds.
Chimp fucked her up so bad he gave the surgical team nightmares.

[Anonymous No.18615727]

>>18615650
But it's not just all tranny serial killers and mad chimps in CT. Let's bring this back to /ck/ with an exhaustive list of the state's culinary marvels.

New Haven pizza:
>thin chewy crust cooked in coal-fired oven
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Haven-style_pizza
It's actually pretty choice desu. Skip the clam meme topping.

Steamed cheeseburgers:
>cooked in steam cabinet for moist, juicy texture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steamed_cheeseburger
Not a showstopper but not bad. The OG restaurant in Meriden is just a few minutes off the highway if you're passing through.

Hot oil pizza.
>Cheese pizza with a little chili oil
I think someplace in CT claims to have invented this, and it's served throughout the state. It's kinda shit in my opinion, the oil isn't nearly hot enough to add significant heat/flavor.

Lobster rolls
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_roll
Found throughout New England, not special to CT, but you'll notice them during summer, you can even buy them at McDonald's. Tasty but always expensive, often overpriced for tourists, so you might as well pick a touristy spot on the coast (New London area) with a nice sea view.

Grumbly warmers:
>(info available only on darkweb blogs)
Grumblies are probably the only local cuisine that hasn't been exploited and commoditized. Honestly, unless you're friends with a family that got here before 1700, you'll probably never get to try them, much less get the recipe. But if you know, you know. Supposedly Skull & Bones at Yale has its own special twist, the Grumbly bumbly, but I don't move in those circles, cannot confirm. The regular Grumbly warmer is enough for me... so crisp, so squealy, so pensive, with a truly somber aftertaste.

Also CT is called the "Nut-Meg State" but that's just a Family Guy reference, ignore the boomer shitposters in legislature.

[Anonymous No.18615774]

>>18615727
Forgot, honorable mentions...

Louis Lunch:
>claims to be original hamburger restaurant
>globs of beef, cooked on weird antique grills, served on wonderbread with sparse toppings
>they have stupid rules for tourists like those shitty cheesesteak stalls in Philly, "no ketchup allowed on premises"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis%27_Lunch
Never been, seems cringe.

Willington red-potato pizza
>pizza with sliced potatoes, sour cream, bacon, broccoli
>pic related
It gets nice reviews, wanna try it, looks quite murderable (oh shit too soon)

Yeah and this guy >>18614461 was not kidding, CT has so many Poles. There are just a few notable Polish restaurants, but the million Polish grocery stores are a nice resource.

Also CT has a shitton of breweries and many of them are actually decent. The "New England IPA" style dominates but there are diamonds in the rough.

And that's probably it, aside from our TGI Fridays (it's wonderful).

[Anonymous No.18616612]

NY System in Rhode Island is far better. I've had both.

[Anonymous No.18616683]

Based Tommy's poster

[Anonymous No.18616721]

"ski"

[Anonymous No.18616730]

>>18613747
imagine the smell in that restaurant with every eating big shitters and sharting in their pants
based

[Anonymous No.18617412]

>>18613662
There’s even a woman local to there that sells traditional sponge cakes with the same ingredients!

[Anonymous No.18617427]

>>18616612
>I've had both
no wonder you're gay

[Anonymous No.18618170]

>>18615727
are steamed cheeseburgers similar to steamed hams?

[Anonymous No.18618433]

>>18615228
Anon are you ok ?

[Anonymous No.18618442]

>>18613678
low dangling fruits

[Anonymous No.18618443]

>>18618170
Yes, but you can only see the Aurora Borealis in Northern CT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM

[Anonymous No.18618456]

>>18613747
Stop lying

[Anonymous No.18618460]

>>18613662
BRAAAAAAPain

[Anonymous No.18618461]

>>18618456

[Anonymous No.18618466]

>>18618461

[Anonymous No.18618468]

>>18613747

[Anonymous No.18618471]

>>18615774
that looks bretty gud actually

[Anonymous No.18618973]

I'm glad CT exists so my state isn't the laughingstock of New England.

[Anonymous No.18619379]

>>18615397
Are you Anthony Wall from Wethersfield?

[Anonymous No.18619434]

Connecticut died for me when they framed Aaron Hernandez. And then we lost Daddy Jack’s Cooginwidablues. CT is no longer part of my New England

[Anonymous No.18619435]

>>18618973
wtf

>>18615727
fu for making me utube grumblies. fuckin furries

[Anonymous No.18619669]

>>18619434
>Connecticut died for me when they framed Aaron Hernandez.
That happened in Massachusetts.

[Anonymous No.18619678]

>>18618973
Nope, sorry, New Haven pizza is actually tasty, what you posted are Dominos breadsticks for children. Thanks for the 'Gansett though.

[Anonymous No.18619733]

>>18613662
>“Famous Sauce”
I don't particularly like the "goyslop" meme, but that's the only thing that fits this.

>>18613673
Costco, $1.50 and you get a soda with it.

[Anonymous No.18619752]

>>18619434
You're the state that caused Kelo v. New London.

From what I've read, after bulldozing the lovely little water-view house that Ms. Kelo used to own, the city left it as an abandoned lot and used it to dump waste brush on. Well done.

[Anonymous No.18619784]

>>18619752
>You're the state that caused Kelo v. New London.
There are a lot of shitty things about CT that was ultimately the US Supreme Court's fault, the federal libtards had the final say.

[Anonymous No.18619789]

>>18619752
>>18619784
>There are a lot of shitty things about CT that
*BUT that was ultimately

[Anonymous No.18619803]

>>18619733
>Costco, $1.50 and you get a soda with it.
Nope, not since they killed the US menu. You can't even get onions anymore. (Foreign Costcos still have full menus though, including condiments.) If you're looking for a real deal, go to Sam's Club:

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/sams-club-hot-dog-deal/

[Anonymous No.18620340]

>>18615650
This is why we must bring back public humiliation and executions.

[Anonymous No.18621351]

>>18613673
straight up looks like someone wiped their ass with those hotdogs

[Anonymous No.18621375]

>>18613747
I’m fucking dying laughing at this thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.18621384]

I appreciate the Connecticontent on this webzone very much so. Tomorrow I will try to get myself some of those Grumblies

[Anonymous No.18621394]

>>18615727
>Grumbly warmers
W-what? I've never heard of this. Are you memeing on me? Please be nice, I'm a retard.

[Anonymous No.18621400]

>>18613662
>>18613747
>>18614305
More like Crapitol Lunch lmao

[Anonymous No.18621496]

>>18613678
serious question:
what causes this?

[Anonymous No.18621534]

>>18613662
looks good

[Anonymous No.18622123]

>>18621496
Going to a mart.

[Anonymous No.18622235]

Hey Omar

[Anonymous No.18622239]

>>18622235
Hey Zach

[Anonymous No.18622265]

>>18621496
ibs or crohns,i've never had that problem, my underwear is always clean except for ball stench.

[Anonymous No.18622305]

[Anonymous No.18622470]

>>18613747
I grew up in New Britain. This is all false lol.

It's a good sauce. I have the recipe if anyone wants it

[Anonymous No.18624444]

>>18622470
Please give me the recipie anon I want to make my own sloppy doo