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>get invited to a BBQ
>"here's your plate, Anon"

How do you react?

>> No.18601102

thats exactly how i like my hotdogs

>> No.18601108

crack it open and see the inside

>> No.18601111

>>18601092
get bowel cancer and die. that'll show them!

>> No.18601112

>>18601092
It's called bark you retard

>> No.18601148
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>>18601092
I used to work for a state agency doing IT.
when one of departments would go out and enable the druggies and crazy people (project Connect).

This is the free food they fed to everyone (even us workers).

>> No.18601155

>>18601111
checked

>> No.18601157

>>18601092
white hands “cooked” this

>> No.18601176

>>18601157
incorrect, every jogger I ever knew couldn't stand anything less than well done.

>> No.18601190

>>18601176
>>18601157
this.

ONLY white people eat medium or rare steak.
Every other race on earth cooks their steak well done.

>> No.18601194

>>18601190
except, the inuit.

>> No.18601198
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>>18601190
>eats chicken sashimi
Ohhh very naisu

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>>18601190
>Every other race on earth cooks their steak well done.

>> No.18601233

>>18601148
Worst part is when people used to only eating fast food everyday comment how good this is

>> No.18601506

>>18601148
This'd cost $5 at your local Bunnings

>> No.18601522

>>18601092
Leave.

>> No.18601571

>>18601092
trowing meat away like that...

just sad.

>> No.18601681

>>18601092
THANKS STEVE THIS LOOKS GREAT
give it to their purse dog

>> No.18601704

>>18601092
"damn bro, what happened?" but as politely as i can. Then toss it when they arent looking. I`m not eating burnt shit and im not too awkward to force it down so i dont offend. I`d offer some grilling advice too.

>> No.18601710
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We;; if this was the grill I'd expect it and say good job, hope no one gets shot tonite let's all have fun

>> No.18601712

>>18601190
Only white people have taste buds?

The racism of this board is really reaching beyond its normal autism...

>> No.18601912

>>18601092
Politely eat the food because I'm a guest in their home and not a child who refuses to eat things they don't like

>> No.18601915

>>18601092
"i want to talk to your manager"

>> No.18601921

>>18601712
Kek, Leave then nigger.

>> No.18601936

>>18601712
ur a bitch and you suck.

>> No.18601950

>>18601936
i suck u mom

>> No.18601983

just smile and shake my head

>> No.18602018

>>18601198
Talk all the shit you want about chinks, but the system they've developed for eating gross meat is impenetrable, indominable, and infallible. I can't tell you how many times I've saved money by using the chinky dinky system of soaking old meat in water, boiling it, over-seasoning it, and frying it. It just works man, trust the people who have been in and out of famine for at least 5000 years.

>> No.18602125
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18602125

>>18602018
They have a knack for getting by

>> No.18602129
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18602129

>>18602018
Very resourceful, yes

>> No.18602138
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>>18602018
Just boil then fry very good

>> No.18602144

>>18601111
>live a long boring life
cringe
>live a short life doing things you enjoy
based

>> No.18602149

>>18601092
man I miss moms cooking rn. was just like that but the bun was also black.

>> No.18602168
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>>18602125
Looks delightful.

>> No.18602176

>>18601092
I love charring dogs on the wood grill like this. The ribs and chicken shouldn't be like that.

>> No.18602177

>>18602144
everyone says that until they actually get cancer anon.

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>>18602168
right? she likes this

>> No.18602193
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18602193

>>18602176
grilled dog now your talking

>> No.18602330

>>18602193
Based, fuck those shitbulls. Hopefully they make for some delicious bbq

>> No.18602333

>>18602193
Bow wow.

>> No.18602344

>>18601194
And the tatars, and a hundred other nonwhite people.

>> No.18602397

>>18602125
>>18602129
>>18602138
I'm not impressed boss, I've been to China and I've eaten all of that except the monkeys. Show me what else you've got.

>> No.18602401

>>18602193
It's pretty good as a cold dish with some salt and five spices.

>> No.18602527

>>18601092
About a quarter cup of mustard and hot sauce is going on it.

>> No.18602554

>>18602193
Okay STOP! What makes you think posting this picture of poor little dogs is okay and not just totally horrible and traumatizing? What right do you have to eat dog?

>> No.18602563

>>18602554
Just wait until you find out about factory farming

>> No.18602569

>>18602563
They don’t factory farm dogs, though.

>> No.18602575 [DELETED] 

>>18602569
exactly. people whine about chinks eating dogs but these dogs lived a normal dog life
then they proceed to eat beef from a cow that lived all its life without moving or seeing sunlight and they have zero issues with it

>> No.18602734

>>18602575
To be fair the cows I eat weren't burned alive.

>> No.18602747

>>18601228
I want to spend the winter snuggled up with her under a polar bear blanket in an igloo

>> No.18602770

>>18602018
To what end? They've covered the earth, live in poverty everywhere and have contributed nothing to mankind. They are like mould.

>> No.18602787

>>18602770
Hey they gave us gutter oil and covid19, that's something

>> No.18602790

>>18602125
Where the fuck did they even find that many spiders

>> No.18602800

>>18601092
nobody. and I mean NOBODY would offer that to someone. OP either found the pic or burnt some shit and posed for this bait.

>> No.18602885

>>18602018
>trust the people who have been in and out of famine for at least 5000 years.
That's every population on earth bro.

>> No.18602907

>>18602018
Hey, you made it to "i" in the dictionary.
Good progress bro

>> No.18602931

>random thread
>turns into anti-asian racism
I hope you anglo-saxons learn better ways to cope with the fact that your Empire is crumbling and that China is taking over.

Seethe, bitches.

>> No.18602963
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>>18602931
>crumbling
Ironic.

>> No.18602973

>>18602790
If it reproduces, it can be farmed.

>> No.18602986

>>18602790
In the rice plants.
>>18602973
Spiders are cannibalistic, can't really be "farmed".

>> No.18603020

>>18601190
>western civilization explained by steak doneness

we used to just call everyone else the third world.

>> No.18603034

>>18602575
Cows are fair game, but dogs? No way.

>> No.18603057

>>18601092
>How do you react?
"y-you too..."

>> No.18603182

>>18601092
>How do you react?
Depends. If I'm given the plate by a hot girl, then I say "yes" because there has got to be a diamond in there which means it's a marriage proposal. If it's a guy handing me the plate, he gets a "no way, fag".

>> No.18603219
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>>18602931
>China is taking over.

>> No.18603277

>>18601111
jokes on you i dont have a large intenstine anymore so no colon cancer for me

>> No.18603298

>>18603277
im sorry anon. hope you're feeling better

>> No.18603303

>>18603298
i have an ostomy bag now that i empty every few hours but i can go back to eating pretty much anything again. so far no girls have been grossed out by it

>> No.18603310

>>18602931
you hear great leader xi. no longer China aim to be number one. no longerany western trade. China aim to be cut off. China no longer want west. xi should give everyone knife.

>> No.18603327

>>18603303
I'm a girl. I'm grossed out thinking about it, everyone is, but they won't say it to your face unless they're a monster. Good luck tho

>> No.18603346

>>18603303
how did you lose your large intestine?

>> No.18603363

>>18603327
didnt ask :)

>>18603346
extremely agressive crohns disease followed by a risk of colon cancer

>> No.18603371

>>18603363
No one asked about your nasty bag on a food board either.

>> No.18603375

>>18601912
>Politely eat the food because I'm a guest in their home and a bitch who shovels whatever shit is placed in front of them.

>> No.18603379

>>18603346
Too many penises in the exit.

>> No.18603381

>>18603371
thanks for your input still didnt ask :)

>> No.18603687

>>18603375
Its ok that youve never had friends or been invited to dinner. How old are you? There may still be hope

>> No.18603700

>>18602018
Cajuns did it better

>> No.18603703

>>18601148
well it's free and for the homeless so no surprise it's shit.
>>18601092
>How do you react?
get drunk as fuck and make sure everybody has an awful time. if you're gonna be an asshole and give me this shit I'm going to double down and ruin everything. you've got no idea how deep my well of degeneracy goes

>> No.18603755

>>18603687
I have friends and when they serve me shit I tell them, because they're my friends. Not everyone is a disingenuous sociopath like you.

>> No.18603776

>>18603371
>>18603346
Reading is a very useful ability.

>> No.18603812

>>18601092
Intimidate them like a passive aggressive Italian-American

>woah woah woah
>that's my plate?
>Bob
>this is my plate?
>it says my name on it?
>it says "Anon's plate"?
>then how's that my plate?
>it's A plate, now it's MY plate?
>I ordered this?
>I said give me one order of charcoal and put it on my special plate?
>right, so that can't be my plate, right?

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>>18603812
>that's my plate?
>...
>...
>...
>...

>> No.18603919

>>18603755
Nevermind, its clearly too late for you

>> No.18603947

>>18603919
People talk about you behind your back. All your friends are fake.

>> No.18603971

>>18602885
This. Virtually all culinary traditions come from salvaging bad or sparse meat and making it palatable.

>> No.18603985 [DELETED] 
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>>18602018
Okay Chang

>> No.18603990
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>>18603947
>

>> No.18604003

>>18603990
Seethe first, then cope.

>> No.18604016

>>18601092
I've been in this situation before.
>Grin and bear it with the hotdog but leave the bun.
>Take the skin off the chicken to remove 80% of the coal exterior.
>Remove bones from ribs, stuff in hotdog bun, then take a bite.
>Say your eyes were bigger than your stomach and apologize for not finishing the "hotdog".
There. Also don't go to BBQs again or just request hotdogs and say you don't want to eat too heavily since you know you've got another dining affair later in the day.

>> No.18604018

>>18604016
You sound like a disengenious sociopath

>> No.18604019

>>18601092
needs some ketchup on it

>> No.18604023

>>18604018
Sociopaths can't feel empathy. It's rude to rebuff a meal in basically every culture, but it's generally acceptable to not finish it so long as you try some.

>> No.18604047

>>18601092
Reminds of my father when he bought steaks.
My parents are immigrantfags so they are kinda poor.
My father never really had the opportunity to eat a raw steak so he got a liking to meat that is hard to chew on.
He turned the steak into ghandi's sandal

>> No.18604059

>>18602554
Dogs were literally bred to blindly love and obey humans
Dogs are not friends, they are tools and food

>> No.18604177

>>18601092
tip it in the trash at the earliest opportunity and then make my excuses to leave.

>> No.18604289

>>18604018
lmao you're still booty blasted over not being able to give constructive criticism properly, how autistic are you?

>> No.18604325

>>18604289
I think you have an obligation to tell your friends when their food is shit, I dont lie to their face like you faggot

>> No.18604387

>>18604325
ok retard, good luck keeping that spaghetti in your pocket this holiday

>> No.18604395

>>18604387
>>18604289
>>18604016
>>18603990
>>18603947
>>18603919
>>18603687
>>18601912
Samefag

>> No.18604433
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18604433

>>18604395
tardfag

>> No.18604437

>>18604433
>Mobile
>Implying you can't just turn off Wi-Fi to change IP
>Multiple reddit notifications
Lol. Lmao

>> No.18604496

>>18601102
This but unironically

>> No.18604564

>>18604437
>bored at work
>implying I care enough to do that
>best place for amateur porn
I fail to understand your point. You should probably just stop posting altogether.

>> No.18604629

>>18601102
Yeah you look like you prefer brown sausages.

>> No.18604644

>>18601148
who gave you this tray of vomit?

>> No.18604689

>>18601506
Onions on the bottom only

>> No.18604702

>>18601912
you'd eat their shit then?

>> No.18604703

>>18602138
>England jacket
he learned from the best.

>> No.18604939

>>18601190
>>18601176
>>18601157
It's because they buy shitty cuts of meat

>> No.18604942

>>18602931
Based

>> No.18604945

>>18603703
>you've got no idea how deep my well of degeneracy goes

you must be 18 years old to post here.

>> No.18604950

>>18603990
Gottem!

>> No.18604954
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18604954

>>18604564
>he gets his porn from The Internet's Hugbox

>> No.18604964

>>18601111
>Eat poison
ingest charcoal
>Eat charcoal
ingest cancer

Something something modern medicine

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>>18604433
>plebbit user and a phone poster
Lol, lmao even

>> No.18605171

>>18602144
On Tuesday I'll be going in for a colonoscopy to find out if I have colon cancer. I'm already exhibiting some of the symptoms. I'm 29 years old. Trust me man, there's other things I'd rather be doing.

>> No.18605231

>>18601912
>politely get the vax and every monthly booster because I'm a "yes ma'am" little bitch

>> No.18605236

>>18602193
only usage for that nigger dograce

>> No.18605238

>>18605231
How much has /pol/ rotted your brain to believe being polite a dinner host has anything to do with vaccines? Actually rent free

>> No.18605247

>>18603303
women have no opinion, no moral. they can observe society norms and act accordingly, but they don't have a deeper understanding or feelings about what is morally acceptable. they have no standards either. they do anything to survive, to get by.

>> No.18605249

>>18601092
I shoved a hotdog into the microwave for 30 mins on high. Came out like petrified wood.

>> No.18605253 [DELETED] 

>>18605238
>rotted
esl nigger. don't speak.

>> No.18605258
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>>18601092
>get invited to a BBQ
>"here's your plate, Anon"
How do you react?

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>>18605247

>> No.18605270
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>>18605253
>When you accuse some else of being esl and accidentally self report that you are the esl faggot

>> No.18605277

>>18605253
Nice self own you retarded monkey

>> No.18605294 [DELETED] 

>>18605270
>being polite a dinner host
don't speak, esl nigger.
>>18605277
samefagg, you insecure little bitch. no wonder you get the monthly booster, you goy cattle.

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>>18605294
You can't even form a basic sentence you fucking half breed mongoloid.

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>>18605253
Are you implying English is your first language?

>> No.18605303

>>18605253
Lol

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>>18605296
>toggles airplane mode furiously
this is you right now

>> No.18605310

>>18605301
The average American speaks between zero and one languages and this guy is dragging the statistic down

>> No.18605312

>>18605306
>>18605303
>>18605301
>>18605296
>>18605294
>>18605277
>>18605270
>>18605253
>>18605238
>>18605231
>>18604985
>>18604950
>>18604564
>>18604437
>>18604433
>>18604395
>>18604387
>>18604325
>>18604289
>>18604023
>>18604018
>>18604003
>>18603990
>>18603947
>>18603919
>>18603755
>>18603375
>>18601912
These are all me btw

>> No.18605415

>>18605312
Wow, you're a retard.

>> No.18605424

>>18601148
chill out thats quintessential aussie cusine

>> No.18605425

>>18605415
Also me btw

>> No.18605432

>>18605258
shit down and consume a very delicious meal maybe ask for a soda too

>> No.18605460

>>18602563
nice whataboutism chang

>> No.18605482
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>>18605247

>> No.18605541

>>18605310
We don’t have to learn another language. Everyone I know speaks English, everywhere I go speaks English. Canada, Mexico, ALL of Europe, EVERY major city on the planet. Why would I ever learn another language except as a hobby?

>> No.18605592

>>18605541
>We don’t have to learn another language
That's not what he said at all. Kek, Imagine only speaking one language and not even having the reading comprehension to properly understand it. American education is truly a wonder.

>> No.18605604

>>18605592
I said between zero to one for a reason.

>> No.18606264

>>18602184
It's sad that Western culture is so beta and cowardly towards food. Western food has tons of insect ingredients, even the dye in some candies but god forbid some sensitive snowflake actually sees a non-processed version of said bug. Same for meat, we make it unrecognizable because people get 'uncomfortable' seeing where their food came from. Sad, really.

>> No.18606274

>>18605171
what symptoms, if I may ask? a few years ago I had a scare myself but it ended up just being that fact that my gut flora had been completely wiped-out by post-op antibiotics and nobody picked up on it or told me I needed probiotics.

I hope your colonoscopy is all clear anon.

>> No.18606400

>>18605541
>everywhere I go speaks English
Have you tried leaving your moms basement? The average borderjumper doesn't speak English, and those account for like 30% of your population.

>> No.18606798

>>18605253
What did he mean by this?

>> No.18606800

>>18604954
>he faps to the 20 BBC threads on /gif/
yikers

>> No.18606815

>>18605425
This is me too.

>> No.18606839

>>18601092
that's beastly. where the fuck am i being served this trash, in maine? or louisiana?

>> No.18607124

>>18604945
you must suck my dick tranny

>> No.18608422

>>18601092
>Give it right back, and say

"Aww shit man, you forgot to burn the bread too..."

>> No.18608522

>>18604059
>Dogs were literally bred to blindly love and obey humans

exactly like women, when they first were introduced in the paradise, by god...

>> No.18608701

>>18608422
fpbp

kek

>> No.18608765

>>18608701
Did you mean '75th.pbp?'
Instead of 'first post'

Kek

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18609629

The trick to eating shitty food at a gathering is to immediately be the first person to exclaim "I want some!" take a modest but not insulting portion then get a drink (preferably beer but anything even water will do) and scarf down as fast as you can. Take a bite and if you can't find any saliva in your mouth to swallow it...that's where the beer comes in.
Trick worked brilliantly for me at a lad's birthday bash a few months back. His bird over-burned the chicken and waffles but a couple brews and I was the first one to finish "Oh no, I'm saving room for the birthday cake" while the sad people across the table had to eat in front of me while I discussed the intricacies of poker strategy with my mates over my empty plate

>> No.18609682

>>18609629
There's no "trick" in your stupid post, retard
At most its "drink while you're eating" which isn't a fucking hack, its basic consumption
Stupid fucking frogposting nigger

>> No.18609725

>>18609629
Probably the gayest thing I had the misfortune of reading

>> No.18609732

>>18602125
pretty sure that's laotian/northern thai not china but i could be wrong

>>18602193
dog's not bad

>> No.18609744

All these fags disgust me.
Sure, it's insulting to turn down food as a guest, but it's also insulting to serve guests anything but the best you have.
Just like how I did once, I'd grab the tongs, lift the grill, and dump that charcoal in with the rest.
Don't be a bitch and suffer insults just because you're afraid of upsetting someone.

>> No.18609752

>>18609744
>Just like how I did once, I'd grab the tongs, lift the grill, and dump that charcoal in with the rest.
You didnt do shit you larping faggot

>> No.18609758

>>18609752
Don't have friends? That's fine, Anon. I don't have any either anymore.

>> No.18609764

>>18609758
Is that cause your a dik that throws the grill over the yard when invited to a party?

>> No.18609770

>>18609758
Based. I also have no friends.

>> No.18609771

>>18609764
Nah, it's because I don't let people insult me, such as by handing me a plate of charcoal and expecting me to be thankful for it.

>> No.18610110

>>18601092
I’d cram the one on the right up my ass fr fr on gd.

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>>18601157
Sorry to say this is something shitskins do because they are afraid of parasites. It comes from there ancestors living in literal holes of shit, where if they didn’t burn absolutely every piece of meat they had before they consumed it they would die. Us whites can actually digest food because we aren’t subhuman. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go enjoy my rare steak with a tall glass of whole milk. Jogger

>> No.18610798

>>18608701
lurk moar

>> No.18610822

>>18609629
>the trick to drinking food is having a beer with your meal
I get your point, but you worded it poorly.
The *actual* trick is to drink something while the dry carbonized shit is still in your mouth. Once I started cooking my chicken to 145, I have utilized this strategy whenever ai eat out.

>> No.18610832

>>18609732
>eating a companion animal
Peetty sure this is grounds for a psychopathy diagnosis as I cannot see anybody doing this unless you have an inability to experience empathy.

>> No.18611312

>>18601112
Bow wow

>> No.18611409

>>18610120
Does your mom know you’re gay yet?