/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18597661]

What are you taking to Thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.18597663]

>>18597661
a gun. I have to walk through a getto the Jews are crazy.

[Anonymous No.18597668]

I did so well on the turkey last year that I've been given that duty for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.18597672]

>>18597661
Myself, that's quite enough.

[Anonymous No.18597676]

>>18597668
Congrats! I fucked up the stuffing last year, so I've been demoted to dinner rolls

[Anonymous No.18597682]

>>18597676
Dude get some stouffers and tell the bitches that you made it.

[Anonymous No.18597685]

>>18597682
Horrible. The stuffing is the best part of all, and if you aren't making it with the turkey drippings you should be shot

[Anonymous No.18597716]

>>18597685
There's a solution to every problem...

[Anonymous No.18597733]

>>18597661
A big ass bowl of Cold Fish Salad so I can get high and eat it all before dinner and no one bitches about me not eating the shitty turkey.

[Anonymous No.18597745]

>>18597733
Get your onion nuggets now while the going's good

[Anonymous No.18597808]

I'm thinking about bringing some of my expensive deenz along, but I feel like i need some way to plate them that will look nice

[Anonymous No.18597968]

>>18597661
goyslop

[Anonymous No.18598004]

>>18597661
Same as last year: a half-empty bottle of Wild Turkey, a giant chip on my shoulder, and a cooler of ice for my future black eye after my 6'8" brother-in-law beats me up again for refusing to use his new pronouns. Oh, you meant for other people? Probably a Costco case of Kleenex in case they run out. You know, from all the crying.

[Anonymous No.18598058]

>>18597745
The real question is, are they really onion nuggets or just plain soy nuggets

[Anonymous No.18598062]

>>18598058
OMG, the /fit/ censoring does not apply to this board!!!

[Anonymous No.18598083]

>>18598062
It doesn't apply to international boards cause then Spaniards wouldn't be able to say "I"

[Anonymous No.18598097]

I'm spending both Thanksgibbon and Quidmas alone. I might order a double McFoF and then get drunk.

[Anonymous No.18598100]

>>18597668
kek, same here
My mother-in-law swooned about the turkey last year so I'm doing it again this year.

[Anonymous No.18598151]

>taking to
Mother fucker.
I AM Thanksgiving.
I have gotten so good at what I do that if you start without me, it was a fucking mistake.

If you've had what I make, you would regret eve celebrating without me.

[Anonymous No.18598165]

>>18598058
>>18598062
The crazy thing is that I don't know and really nobody knows what's in this shit these days, it might as well be soylent green wafers.

[Anonymous No.18598176]

>>18597661
goyslop casserole

[Anonymous No.18598202]

what is /ck/ cooking for their man on International Men's Day

>Sat Nov 19

[Anonymous No.18598204]

>>18597661
Apple pecan crumble (Fall style). I have another recipe where I change the spices for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.18598229]

>>18597661
>Roasted carrots with an orange amaretto honey butter
>Bacon and puff pastry asperigus
>Sage rolls
>Mac and cheese

My family is making
>Turkey
>Green beans
>Mashed potato
>Sausage apple Stuffing
>Sour cream apple pie
>Pumpkin pie

[Anonymous No.18598355]

>>18598202
I'd like a girlfriend to try out freedom fries but that's too complicated

[Anonymous No.18598773]

>taking
Nothing.
I'm cooking the whole goddamn meal practically by myself.
Roast turkey breast, smoked turkey wings collards (or kale; haven't decided yet, but prolly collards), homemade cranberry sauce, bacon caraway carrots, butter-braised corn, homemade bread dressing (IE stuffing, but not stuffed into anything), purple cauliflower mash (or mashed blue potatoes; whichever I find first when I go to the store); triple layer blue jell-o for dessert. Pumpkin and sweet potato pies are both disgusting and if you like either, you are a living fart from the butt of a lesser god.

[Anonymous No.18599105]

>>18597661
My appetite.

[Anonymous No.18599607]

>creamed corn
>collard greens
>garlic mashed potatoes
>orange spice cake
my uncle is in charge of the turkey this year and i don't have much faith in him to do it justice, so i kinda have to salvage the dinner with some good ass sides

[Anonymous No.18599617]

>>18597661
doing a leg of lamb (family's too small for a turkey) and a cake for dessert

[Anonymous No.18599620]

Baked ziti, or a pan of eggplant parm. Not sure which yet.

[Anonymous No.18599621]

>>18597661
Im hosting. So sick of my family, I cant wait for it to be over

[Anonymous No.18599666]

>>18599617
Every family's too small for a turkey, the leftovers are the whole point

[Anonymous No.18599673]

>>18599666
it's just me my mum and my brother if we made a turkey we'd be eating turkey for like a week it's too much plus lamb is tastier anyway

[Anonymous No.18599690]

Nothing, leaving it in the hands of my mostly incompetent family. They aren't worth effort greater than bothering to show up.

[Anonymous No.18599699]

>>18599673
Bring a bottle or two of red wine, a rioja helps bring people together

[Anonymous No.18599783]

Ban family haters from Thanksgiving threads, soulless human shells

[Anonymous No.18599793]

>>18597661
Corn

[Anonymous No.18599847]

>>18599783
Oh boy, an anime posting family loving normalfag. That's definitely what we need more of.

[Anonymous No.18599848]

>>18599847
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.18599852]

>>18599847
You speak such beautiful words

[Anonymous No.18600679]

>>18597661
>stuffing
>mash potatoes
>green beans
>rolls
>3 pies: apple, sweet potato, pecan cheese cake

Might sell some pies. Got requests for cheesecakes and key lime pie figure $20-30?

[Anonymous No.18600699]

my buddy's making a turkey and traditional trimmings
I'm making
sourdough bread
apple pie
maybe buffalo chicken max and cheese but that might be too much poultry
pro tip always use lard for your pie crust

[Anonymous No.18600704]

>>18600699
My mama also swears by lard for pie crust

[Anonymous No.18600718]

>>18597661
Oysters babyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.18600806]

Nothing. I probably won't even go if I do get invited.

[Anonymous No.18600876]

I'm the vegi side dish guy.
I dread family get togethers but always end up having fun still doesn't stop me from dreading next week

[Anonymous No.18601470]

I have to make my family's Thanksgiving this year. I have no idea what the fuck to make outside of turkey and mashed potatoes. Help me lads, what other sides should I do?

[Anonymous No.18601491]

>>18600679
Get your ingredients and charge about 2x what you spent on them plus $5 labor

[Anonymous No.18601496]

>>18601470
Stuffing is easy. You dice bread, let them harden over night, start frying mirepoix, mix in the bread and some turkey stock, then add a bunch of sage

[Anonymous No.18601498]

>>18598229
That sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.18601502]

Going to my son's home. Entire family will be there. Making my second apple pir with real whipping cream.

[Anonymous No.18601514]

>>18601496
Yeah stuffing is a good idea, completely forgot about that, my dad loves that shit.

[Anonymous No.18601719]

>>18601502
>Going to my son's home.
chad

[Anonymous No.18601754]

Potato stuffing, I'm single, my sister does thanksgiving meals that I am grateful to attend however I made this one year and now I am obligated to make it always
small price to pay, I guess

[Anonymous No.18601777]

>>18598058
>>18598062
>OMG, the /fit/ censoring does not apply to this board!!!
Why are you worried about soy when you already read like a faggot/woman

[Anonymous No.18601784]

>>18601502
Sorry, but you need some sharp cheder cheese and a scoop of vanilla ice cream with that not whipped cream

[Anonymous No.18601786]

Not going. I don't want to be photographed by a roomful of spies/terrorists (again).