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My sister keeps eating my food and when I confront her about it and her rapid descent into fatdom, she just says "I don't care, your food is too tasty and I'm no longer concerned with staying thin". She's childless, unmarried, close to 40 and has totally abandoned both hope and reason.

Can /ck/ recommended any lockable food containers? The problem has been getting worse as she expands in size. Chillis and stews that would last four days are now gone in a day and a half.

>> No.18596134

>>18596132
why are you living with your 40 year old sister?
start with one problem at a time

>> No.18596141

>>18596134
I'm letting her crash in my spare room while she looks for a job.

>> No.18596148

>>18596141
ok, kick her out

>> No.18596149

>>18596132
I cannot imagine being close to 40

>> No.18596151

>>18596141
im not that guy but i agree with him
tell her to go to a womans shelter if shes literally stealing from you

>> No.18596154

>>18596132
I can send you some carolina reapers. Add them to all your food and don't tell her.

>> No.18596155

>>18596148
I'm not american or jewish.

>> No.18596161

>>18596154
>if you destroy your own food, you win

>> No.18596173

>>18596155
Have sex with her

>> No.18596193

>>18596173
he said hes not american

>> No.18596195

>>18596141
Tell her she's gonna have to start paying with her body.

>> No.18596213

>>18596155
sounds like the kind of spineless cope to come from somebody who would enable this damaging behavior in a direct relative

>> No.18596231

>>18596132
Bro quit being a fag and tell her what's what. You're not made of money and need to take care of your shit, she needs to do the same.

>> No.18596233

>>18596213
>anon leaves the fridge full off accessible foods so his sister can gorge and be part of his eater fetish
yeh id believe it

>> No.18596257

>>18596231
Money isn't the concern at all, it's the principle of the matter.

>> No.18596288

>>18596132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYAwcT0tJx4

>> No.18596302

>>18596288
unfathomably based. Ordering a few now.

>> No.18596309

>>18596132
Why don't you start eating better? How fat are you?

>> No.18596342

>>18596309
tf are you talking about? the only reason she's vulturing my food is because it's so good. she can be a good cook but she's too lazy to ascend to true culinary ecstacy

>> No.18596354

>>18596342
Then have her chip in groceries, help you cook, or tell her to fuck off.

>> No.18596373

>Can /ck/ recommended any lockable food containers?
There. Shortened it so you can stop making up terrible reddit stories and threads.

>> No.18596382

>>18596342
Why don't you start portioning your fridge then? The less ez access food that tastes good, the more likely she is to start either making stuff herself or going to the store to pick up pre-made meals

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18596394

>>18596161
This man gets it.

>> No.18596401

>>18596373
This.
Fuck off, OP.
Stop being such a fucking faggot.

>> No.18596496

OP here I just fucked my sister thanks for the advice

>> No.18596506

>>18596161
It isn't destroying the food, goofball. It's making it so masculine with pure testosterone laden spice that a mere woman would never be able to handle its power. You can handle the heat, right? You are man enough I hope.

>> No.18596537

>>18596141
is she still fertile?

>> No.18596698

>>18596132
Look up fridge lock.

>> No.18596853

>>18596132
Evict the fat fuck, she is clearly and openly stating that she intends to parasitize off of you until you die, or you kick her out. Stop enabling people just because they are related by blood, stupid nigger retard.

>> No.18596872

>>18596132
>be retard
>make too much food
>his stupid sister eats it all
>WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO BROS???? SHE KEEPS EATING THE FOOD THAT I MAKE TOO MUCH OF!!!

>> No.18596889

>>18596132
Stop cooking for her. Stop making meals for her and if you make meals for yourself then refuse to share them with her. This isn't hard to figure out. If you want her to stop eating your food then stop cooking her food.