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>> No.18595091
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can you afford saffron in your cunt?

>> No.18595320

>>18595091
What's the point of this?

>> No.18595334

>>18595320
to dab on the poorfags

>> No.18595347

>>18595091
Probably the fake shit.

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>>18595091

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>> No.18595449

>>18595091
wont the saffron plug the faucet?
should have put it in something like tea cloth or whatever

>> No.18595453

>>18595356
RIP

>> No.18596100

>>18595091
Isn't real saffron like 5k/pound? I doubt some tiktok memester is gonna drop that for some shitty booze video. Unless his name was Mr. Beast of course.

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>>18596100
Don't respond to the bot who posts any webms with that man in it.

>> No.18596172

>>18595374
what phenotype is this?

>> No.18596179

>>18596160
>wipe butt with one hand
>splash it in water to "clean" hand
>use the other hand for eating/cooking
>constantly touching both hands
i genuinely dont know what logic they have with this, they must know this is how people get ill

>> No.18596191

>>18596172
britain

>> No.18596197

>>18595347
If it's real that bag is worth well over $20k.

>> No.18596200 [DELETED] 
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>>18596179
Indians are closer to monkeys than they are people.

>> No.18596203

>>18596191
looks more eastern europe to me but its either that or british

>> No.18596209

>>18595453
If only.

>> No.18596253
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Jack is okay bros

>> No.18596295

>>18596179
>>18596200
Loads of cultures have the "left hand dirty right hand clean" thing but only Indians seem to think that means the right hand is antiseptic

>> No.18596335
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>> No.18596348

>>18596253
The cooking community can breathe easily again. Our king lives.

>> No.18596358

>>18596335
Why are americans like this

>> No.18596440

>>18596160
How does a culture get this far in the world and not develop utensils? Even the most backwater Chinese peasants from antiquity fashioned chopsticks out of shitty scrap wood I'm sure.

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>>18596253
Thank God.

>> No.18596556

>>18596253
>heart good
Sure Jack

>> No.18596584
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To celebrate

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>> No.18596606
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>>18596253
Stress almost got him.
Definitely wasn't anything else about his lifestyle.

>> No.18596671

>>18596358
Lack of brain cells i guess

>> No.18596678

>>18596584
why is he allowed to wear a superhero shirt if he can't even move his arm

>> No.18596681

>>18596584
wait what
is there seriously something fucked with his hand ive never noticed that
granted i usually look away in disgust when i watch him

>> No.18596707

>>18596681
Two strokes and this was probably a mini stroke

>> No.18596709

>>18596707
he should eat more chicken

>> No.18596714
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>> No.18596715

>>18596596
oh wow, do you just microwave that gravy bag?

>> No.18596724

>>18596714
fuuuuuck, add some diced leek and that would be amazing

>> No.18596734

>>18596724
i would change the beer for white wine

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>>18596714
>brown hands

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Can I get the one of the guy putting trash in the pizza oven?

>> No.18597494

>>18596358
didn't know they started building USA houses with UK power outlets. Wow. Do Americans really?

>> No.18597499

>>18597462
This is an outrage!

>> No.18597506

>>18597494
Did you really need the power outlets to tell you this is british? Not the fucking peas and mince pie?

>> No.18597525

>>18594750
What are the red pattys?

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>>18597476

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>>18596358
Are you fucking retarded? That's a limey brit

>> No.18598049

>>18596253
>heart good arteries good
Oh Jack you card

>> No.18598057
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>>18596358
>American
everyone white is an American

>> No.18598079

>>18596714
nigger made a fondue and calls it beer soup

>> No.18598082

>>18598079
Can you explain the difference between a fondue and a soup?

>> No.18598102

>>18598082
a melted cheese sauce made with beer or wine he uses cream as a stabilizer.
a soup is a dish made in a pot consisting of mostly water. it is made without the use of a flour to thicken the broth.

>> No.18598108

>>18598102
So no soup in the history of the world has been allowed to use flour as a thickener? Interesting.

>> No.18598109

>>18595374
What a pig

>> No.18598132

>>18595374
souf moment
>t. norf

>> No.18598133

>>18598102
>what is a roux

>> No.18598136

>>18596714
Huh. Chowder is only two steps removed from fondue. Didn't know that.

>> No.18598139

>>18597462
I'm disgusted.

>> No.18598190

>>18596253
yeah... stress...

>> No.18598221

>>18596596
So they DO make packaged gravy
Where do I buy this?

>> No.18598261

>>18597506
>mince pie
Lol

>> No.18598280

>>18598057
Americans aren't white

>> No.18598303

>>18597462
I am just about to call in a fatwah on whoever made this

>> No.18598377

>>18598057
only 56% of the time

>> No.18598726

>>18596172
Blood pressure

>> No.18598733

>>18598221
Straya

>> No.18598792

>>18598221
Discontinued, that footage is from the Jurassic period

>> No.18598850

>>18596751
Yeah nobody wants food made by whites. That’s why Italian food is so popular. Closest non-whites in europe

>> No.18598895

>>18596440
The heat from the hand cooks the food.

>> No.18598951

>>18595347
>>18596100
>>18596197
Now, especially in bulk like that it's probably 300 - 400 bucks, looks like real saffron, but I don't understand the point. It would taste horrible that concentrated. Unless he's making it to use as a tincture, but saffron isn't that useful.

>> No.18598992

>>18596358
This >>18597954
Americans don't eat peas, are you out of your mind?

>> No.18599000

>>18595091
I don't like the flavor of saffron. Am I a tastelet? I like many different spices and flavors but this one I cannot stand..

>> No.18599039

>>18599000
Naw, saffron has a weird flavor and I even like many other flowers day lily is amazing for example. I have always found saffron overpowering in a not good way, I honestly think it's used more for status and color than anything else.

>> No.18599136

>>18597462
This has to be a joke right, RIGHT ?

>> No.18599172

>>18597494
ok, i give - where the fuck did you see an outlet? all i see is the light switch before he moves the cam.

>> No.18599229

>>18596253
>jack has a panic attack
shouldn't have turned the comments back on, boss

>> No.18599232

>>18595356
>People posting my ja/ck/ webm I made years ago
:)))))

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>>18599232
thank you for your service to /ck/ board culture

>> No.18599430

>>18598951
If that bag is $400, then you're probably looking at like $1000 total there. I don't know that brand of cognac, but booze is absurdly expensive in Sweden.

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soon

>> No.18599488

>>18599136
I would have guessed it was, but it just kept going.

>> No.18599523

>>18596203
I'd place my bets on British.
I don't know why, but polos just don't strike me as an eastern European fashion.

>> No.18599542

>>18595374
Maybe it's just me being an autist, but there's something about this webm that makes me feel a great deal of anger, like he's not even trying the pasta before drowning it in sauce and pre-grated """cheese""". Maybe it's the same hate one feels for someone who drowns a steak in ketchup, and I don't mean a kid who puts a little bit, but rather someone who dumps the whole bottle. After going on a diet and losing 80+ pounds, seeing these webms just hurts, because maybe it's something I would've done if I was still a fat tub of lard.

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very soon now
/ck/ vs /vr/
Ro16

>> No.18599576

>>18599542
>Maybe it's just me being an autist
No, visceral disgust is a pretty normal reaction to someone essentially eating an entire block of Parmesan in one sitting.

>> No.18599584

>>18599576
If it was real parmesan, it wouldn't be as unsettling. The grated stuff, on the other hand...

>> No.18599764

>>18598951
he said he got the bag for 3800sek, which is about 360$. the congac he's using costs 22$/bottle. from the video, he pours in 6 bottles, which totals to roughly 490$. he further elaborated that the extract was to be used in the bakings of sweets for christmas. imo it's still vulgar to make saffron exctract in that amount.

>> No.18599877

Trash thread. Half of these don't even have sound.

>> No.18599889

>>18599877
If you're hearing sound from any of these, you should probably consider running a thorough system scan.

>> No.18599910

>>18595374
Me irl.
The cheese and sauce are free.i will use them.

>> No.18599992

>>18595374
Looks super based & delicious
t. german

>> No.18600014

>>18596596
The Dinos around the volcano are Maximum comfy

>> No.18600020 [DELETED] 

>>18598850
Found the nigger

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>> No.18600457

>>18596606
that knife technique seems more dangerous than using a mandoline

>> No.18600461

>>18596584
This is depressing to see, why would he film this

>> No.18600473

>>18596606
fucking japs

>> No.18600484

>>18599430
Yeah that's why if it's not just youtube stunt it's probably to make a tincture, but saffron isn't all that medicinally and even then using branded cognac makes it seem suspicious. The whole thing is weird, presumably the full video explains it but I don't care.

>> No.18600577

>>18596200
Ultra based webm. Still, I think that's parody. Gaygiene gets you forced vaccinations and autoimmune diseases, instead of a Chad immune system.

>> No.18600619

>>18596596
fucking love it

>> No.18600662

>>18596295
>Loads of cultures have the "left hand dirty right hand clean" thing

I think that comes from Islam theology, because in some poem the prophets said Muhammed cleaned himself in the bathroom with the left hand, so to only eat with the right hand

>> No.18600666

>>18595091
just use turmeric

>> No.18600668

>>18595374
king

>> No.18600669

>>18600662
>umm I think mudslimes didn't have a "don't get shit in your sandwich" system until mohammed
have a little more respect for eurasians pal

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>> No.18601224

>>18595374
Augustus Gloomp--ALL GROWN UP--AND back for MOAR!!

>> No.18601292
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>>18597628
That's only the first part...Other guy requested the TRASH in the oven...
Also doesn't feel complete without the 3 olives at the end.

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>>18598133
A SAUCE THICKENER
https://youtu.be/LkrEHCFAYSo

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>> No.18601857

>>18601844
lol this is solly's in milwaukee, place is kinda weird and they don't season their fries... like intentionally
that fries von kiel butter is pretty legit though, used to bake with it at a bakery i worked at

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>>18596596
he loves it

>> No.18601999

>>18599000
That's why you use it really really little. Using that much will taste absolutely repulsive.

>> No.18602014

>>18596715
Mmmmmmmm micro plastic

>> No.18602024

Anyone got tostilocos or mexican street food on hand? Even that tired old one with the ramen in a to go box would be good

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>> No.18602091

>>18602057
>>18602064
>>18602069
>>18602074
>>18602078
>>18602080
>>18602085
Thank you my friend!

>> No.18602141

>>18595374
I mean, damn straight I dump a whole bottle of parmesan in when I make spaghetti at home. But buddy, you're in public. At what is presumably a nice restaurant. Behave like a fucking adult.

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>> No.18602206

>>18595091
I can't belive that is real saffron , it could easily cost 40k just for this retarded stunt

>> No.18602219

>>18599764
Stop using dollar signs incorrectly, you fucking esl mongrel

>> No.18602233

>>18602219
Sorry your language is shit

>> No.18602239

>>18595091
För Helveten.
Please nuke Sweden.

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>>18596358
It's too easy man!

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>>18599889
>Not knowing how to get sound for webms outside of /wsg/ and /gif/

>> No.18602281

>>18599542
>pre-grated """cheese"""
you're a gullible retard
never have children

>> No.18602326

>>18602219
You weirdoes are the only ones that insist on having the sign in front of the numbers, because you're contrarian faggots. Normal people use it after.

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>>18602326
>Invents the English language
>U usin it rong dum Engloid

>> No.18602349

>>18602269
>pretending to be teh 1337 h4x0r
Keep trying. None of those webbums have a catbox url in the filename, or anything else that points to an outside host.

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>>18602281
>he enjoys the flavor of silicon dioxide

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>>18602349
>Being this much of a computerlet and a newfag

>> No.18602736

>>18595091
god i hate swedecucks T. Dane - rulers of the scandinavian people

>> No.18602741

>>18595091
I hate people so much lads holy shit what a waste.

>> No.18602788

>>18602741
Fake saffron.

>> No.18602842

>>18602625
>>18602625
>calls anon a computerlet and newfag
>doesn't make any webms himself
shig

>> No.18603039

>>18596253
Did he have _yet_ an another stroke?

>> No.18603049

>>18599764
how much money did he get from retards like you clicking on his shitty youtube video?

>> No.18603056

>>18601844
why is everyone in the video fat

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some classic italian sandwiches

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>> No.18603184

>>18603056
probably because they're eating burgers slathered with butter

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>> No.18603315

>>18602064
most mexican street food looks gross to me but i fucking love elote

>> No.18603331

>>18603176
nooo she forgot the brown gravy! as a swede i will make this but ofcourse with the gravy

>> No.18603334

>>18603191
"epic" burgers are one of the shittiest types of food all time

>> No.18603335

>>18602080
I'm always surprised when people complain about their chip bags being mostly just air
and then they just eat them raw like some neanderthal instead of properly preparing them

>> No.18603336

>>18603166
how would you order this
whats it called

>> No.18603340

>>18603176
too much lettuce but otherwise looks good
>>18603331
sounds even better with gravy, what's it called?

>> No.18603358

>>18603336
You can't just order any random food you can think of at a restaurant, it has to be on the menu first.

>> No.18603384

>>18603358
ok
what would it be called on the menu so i can recognize it without having to remember all the ingredients

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>>18603340
Brunsås. its the ideal swedish food. Köttbullar, potatismos, lingonsylt and brunsås. meatballs, mashed potatoes, lingonberryjam and brownsauce. you could do a mushroomsauce but normaly its just brown creamsauce. u can eat it at ikea but ofcourse its tastier if u do it yourself.
also normaly you dont put all this in a bread, u eat it like pic related

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>>18603416
in sweden we love things in bread (we call it a Rulle)
kebabrulle, tunnbrödsrulle med räkor(bread with shrimps) falafelrulle, we even put hotdogs in it lol

>> No.18603479

>>18603433
anon thats just what the rest of the world calls a wrap. they have them everywhere.

>> No.18603532

>>18601844
>>18601857
>>18603056
>>18603184
That thicc milf at 0:11 gets me so fucking hard every time I watch this

>> No.18603533

>>18598102
What do you think the main ingredient of beer and cream is? It's FUCKING WATER

>> No.18603539

>>18603416
This is very prevalent in finland too, even though I feel like people here don't bother with meatballs as often as we should, and just mix the meat into the sauce. Very nice no bullshit grub for the weekdays though.

>> No.18603540

>>18603479
Only swedes put mashed potatoes in it tho

>> No.18603569

>>18603540
fair I feel like that would be too carby for me. but falafel & kebab, halloumi, whatever, wraps are just popular everywhere.

>> No.18603728

>>18597525
tikka chicken

>> No.18603881

>>18596358
Nigger thats a brit bong

>> No.18604119

>>18596179
no toilets
maybe just a hole
although you'd think they could use the filthy ganges water for toilets, provided they keep those pipes separate from good water

>> No.18604137

>>18596335
luv me pukka pies, chips n peas.
at least it wasnt fray bentos pies

>> No.18604186

>>18596734
i bet you fart into a cup and then sniff it

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>>18601292
>0 replies for Marie
This place has really gone down the shitter.

>> No.18604243

>>18597462
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK

>> No.18604256

>>18596606
>cutting towards self
Retarded

>> No.18604268

>>18604256
stupid westerner doesn't know squasheppuku

>> No.18604285

>>18597462
This person needs to be hunted down and their hands cut off

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>>18597462

>> No.18604364

>>18603191
Shame they don't show the attempt to eat it.

>> No.18604448

>>18595091
>Spanish saffron
I can smell the poverty from here

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>>18602842
Stay mad soundlet.

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>>18604476

>> No.18604605

>>18603166
looked good up until the cheese and fries part.

>> No.18604713

>>18603384
Tasty sandwich $20

>> No.18604714

>>18603416
>Brunsås
sounds and looks delicious, thanks
thought getting the lingonberryjam would be difficult but it seems like ikea is selling it

>> No.18604728
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>>18604476

>> No.18604794

>>18604206
>b-but i posted the same thing again...
>GIVE ME MY REPLIES!
Maybe r/cooking is more your speed, champ.

>> No.18605422

>>18603335
It's mostly air because the bags are sealed with nitrogen to prevent the chips from going stale.

>> No.18605527

>>18597506
I actually needed those outlets to tell me. I don't know shit about British cooking except spotted dick, all english, something about chips with cheese curds and gravy.

>> No.18605568

>>18596596
I'm gonna make this for my kids.

>> No.18605759

>>18599555
What is this? Lol.

>> No.18606012

>>18605759
How new?

>> No.18606080
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>> No.18606091

>>18606080
revolting. looks like someone puked on it

>> No.18606098

>>18606080
Filename

>> No.18606115
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>>18606098

>> No.18606163

>>18605422
>checked
...and to prevent breakage
>>18603335
Do tell... what's the correct procedure?

>> No.18606172

>>18606080
>how to trigger ck
this offends anyone who isn't a social media schizo

>> No.18606176

>>18605527
>something about chips with cheese curds and gravy.

That's poutine and it's French Canadian, you really are fucking clueless.

>> No.18606192

>>18596172
God’s Warning Light.
BEWARE BRITFAG PRESENT BEWARE BRITFAG PRESENT

>> No.18606224

>>18606115
Now that's just lazy. There are a thousand things that could be done to make that a less-shitty meal that wouldn't take more than 10 minutes.

>> No.18606234

>>18597506
Most Brits know not to eat a pie with a fucking knife and fork.

>> No.18606239
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Ya seethe?

>> No.18606242

>>18606239
Other than that plastic yellow cheese I don't see the problem.

>> No.18606244

>>18598792
Thank fuck I live in cretaceaustralia.

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>> No.18606255

>>18606239
only problem I have with this is that you can't put delicious tomatoes, fresh lettuce and pickles in there without also heating them up
the contrast of a hot burger and cold salad is what makes an actually good burger delicious

>> No.18606266

>>18603532
How? She looks like the type of person who goes to the supermarket in her pajamas and has no hobbies. Also looks bored with life and like she regrets having a kid and resents spending time with her. If you are that easy to please you must be in constant boner mode in any rural town.

>> No.18606268

>>18596596
Absolute sovl. The brocolli trees are perfection itself.

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>> No.18606272

>>18603335
So you put a bunch of raw onion and pumpkin on them? Woooooow

>> No.18606277

>>18603336
If I knew the restaurant had the ingredients and ability to make this, I would order something like a "porchetta fat sandwich"

The concept of a "fat sandwich" is probably the key here, that's what gets you all the extra toppings like fries and mozzarella sticks. I'm not sure most places that will sell you a fat sandwich also make porchetta, but that's where you should start.

>> No.18606284

>>18601197
Quality pub grub

>> No.18606286

>>18606271
Oh hey, it's the Duke from RE8

>> No.18606318

>>18606080
I don't want to eat anything that reminds me of hentai, thanks.

>> No.18606329

>>18595374
The weirdest thing about this webm is apparently that guy is American even though he looks like the most british man in history

>> No.18606332

>>18595374
You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>> No.18606463
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>> No.18606474

>>18595374
Props for wearing a white shirt while eating all that lol

>> No.18606502

>>18601197
I miss Michigan so much get me out of this NEPA shithole

>> No.18606523

>>18606463
Was hoping it would be the monitor lizard one

>> No.18606552

>>18599000
I never liked it either. It's great when you need to color food I guess but the flavor has always been really fucking weird to me.

>> No.18606567

>>18596751

as of this post >>18597462 , you have relinquished you supposed "supremacy"

>> No.18606591
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>>18596253
Avoiding the intolerable stress of almost fucking up by cooking meat to safe levels of doneness? That does sound stressful

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>>18606523
Haven't seen that. Let's throw out a request

>> No.18606620

>>18599910
This, don't let the Jews rip you off

>> No.18606622

>>18606591
>>18603039
He's back to cooking already and apparently considering dropping YouTube for Twitter because Musk said he'd pay people more

>> No.18606626

>>18595374
Do americans really

>> No.18606633
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>>18603176
Hende ville jeg gerne köttbolle if you know what I mean.

>> No.18606634

>>18606622
>elon
>paying people
wat
Wasn't he about to make the checkmark a paid subscription?

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>>18606286
It's the Baron from Dune

>> No.18606666
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>>18606651
You can do that - but why?

>> No.18606671

>>18606567
I don't think you want to start a white versus asian "does retarded things with food" fight

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>> No.18606682

>>18606651
You pull that shit around here you'd get your ass beat

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>>18596751
niggerlovers on /ck/ will put anything in their mouths even if it was touched by turd-coloured hands

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>> No.18606688

>>18603532
thats a man

>> No.18606693

>>18606678
would do it but I don't want my mouth to smell like onions and garlic for a week

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>>18603532
She is the embodiment of quiet desperation.

>> No.18606708

>>18606633
>bringing the bushmeat neutralizer into a BBC restaurant
i understand she probably doesn't know any better being from nigeria and all but come on thats just sad.
i guess we need to send some more humanitarian aid their way

>> No.18606740 [DELETED] 

>>18606708
>shitposting so hard your phone autocorrects bbq to nigger dick
leaf, pls go and stay go

>> No.18606771

>>18606633
The Nigerian gets a pass: “TeeHee. She’s making the food her own. TeeHee.”
If it was a white guy dumping ketchup and mayo all over his food in a Nigerian restaurant, uproar and consternation!!!

>> No.18606789

>>18606666
checked

>> No.18606793

>>18606463
Oldanon here.
It was common for city parks to have ducks, geese, and swans in ponds for everyone to feed and look at.

When the US took in thousands of SEA refugees in the mid ‘70s, they didn’t see cool fauna; they saw free lunch. Byebye ducks, geese, swans, even peacocks. Sadly, they thought the same about the mushrooms. Whole families died from mushroom poisoning.

>> No.18606830

>>18606793
>Sadly

>> No.18606837 [DELETED] 

>>18606740
>leaf, pls go and stay go
fucking kek
its not autocorrect i just wrote it like that because its BARBECUE and not BARBEQUE and the thought of nigger dicks didn't even cross my mind untill you said it
i dont even have autocorrect on you faggot

>> No.18606975
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>>18604476

>> No.18606985

>>18595374
The most powerful Canadian male.

>> No.18606989

>>18596172
Thats 100% Ontarian.
Probably Kingston.

>> No.18607008

>>18596714
Could be good, but they fucked up letting it come up to a simmer after adding the cheese.
It will become very grainy after that. Only add the cheese at the last second to keep it from breaking from the heat.

>> No.18607298

>>18606080
The problem is they went full retard. If you just put the spaghetti in the bread with a little sauce, and didn't soak it in goo or have half the contents draped over the side it would be a fine snack.

>> No.18607468

>>18606687
Thinking of doing this for my turkey, minus the cheese and doritos and other stupid crap. Think Brown sugar and hot sauce are good for this kind of marinade?

>> No.18607487

>>18596335
Do Americans really eat off their countertops like this? That’s gross as fuck

>> No.18607502

>>18596584
Sad that he had a stroke, hopefully it teaches anons on here to stay in shape though, so you don’t end up like this.

>> No.18607510

>>18596606
Looks impressive but also seems kind of retarded, one slip and you’re losing the tips of your fingers.

>> No.18607531

>>18606793
why are they like this

>> No.18607541

>>18606793
that sounds like nature sorting itself out
dunno why you think its sad

>> No.18607545

>>18606633
>Look at me! I'm proud of shitting on people's culture !
>I'm strong because I can do this !
Bitch you ain't nothing but an obnoxious fat and sad woman.

>> No.18607555

>>18606793
But it's still common for ducks, geese, and swans to be in city parks.

>> No.18607559

>>18606242
its not made of plastic

>> No.18607570

>>18595374
Based spaghetti magician.

>> No.18607577

>>18594750
>All that gyro meat
>No yogurt sauce
That's gonna be dry AF, do anglo niggas really?

>> No.18607609

>>18606633
>didnt remove the tamper guard white film
>nothing came out
mmm delicious nigerian flavors aunty!

>> No.18607655

>>18606239
I would eat this without a doubt

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>> No.18607664

>>18606239
thats basically just a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

>> No.18607681

>>18599584
it's a fucking restaurant, of course its real parmesan you stupid fucking shit

>> No.18607689

>>18607681
Depends on the country and chain. If it's some fast food chain, I'd be surprised if it wasn't 50% plastic.

>> No.18607697

>>18596253
how about work on your weight first you stupid fat cunt how do yuo not learn after your first two strokes you stupid fuck

>> No.18607730

>>18596714
nothing wrong in principle but why the fuck would you use a shitty lager for this instead of an amber ale or something and why the fuck would you not brown your roux

>> No.18607755

>>18596596
I'm saving this for my future kids, thanks.

>> No.18607760

>>18595374

So. Please help me digest this webm. Its been stuck in my mind for too long.

I am danish, and as such there is simply too much lf a cultural difference for me to even comprehend what is happening here.

This is what I understand:

The man is at a restaurant. It is italian style. Not in italy though.

He has ordered pasta.

As a side, you get to add your preferred extra sauce, cheese, maybe olive oil, butter, maybe garlic oil, maybe herbs?

So you can customize and tweak this very simple plate to hit the exact spot you prefer?
And now we are entering what I dont understand.

The man think it appropriate to use all 100% of the condiment.

I dont understand it. I cant even type it out. It makes be so outraged.

If there were two or three liters of sauce accessible.. he would use all of it??

The man is so bald. In the back and the front. Notice it when he leans forward. How is he so bald and slurping up all the condiments??

Please explain it to me.

>> No.18607768
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>>18606687
>i'm a girl now

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>>18607755
>I'm saving this for my future kids
>he said on 4chan

>> No.18607783

>>18607776
>he isnt planning on kidnapping children from the park

>> No.18607786

>>18602057
Is this a legit product? Why would you pour liquids onto chips!?

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>>18607783

>> No.18608019

>>18606633
Why does that kid look like the lights are on but no one's home?

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>>18608019
i know what you are up to anon, the jannies wont get me That easily.

>> No.18608042

>>18607786
How else do you make soup?
flaming_hot_cheetos_stew.webm

>> No.18608061

>>18597462
This is fucking bait right?

>> No.18608063

>>18608061
no it was probably something from snapchat
i get suggested some weird cooking

>> No.18608075

>>18595091
RED STRING???

>> No.18608091

>>18607730
Lager is best for beer cheese, anything but a watery ale like Foster's will overpower the cheese.
Source(s): Got a pitcher of ale from the bar at work because the spec book just said beer then had to throw out 5 gallons of wonky tasting beer cheese and had to hear about it everyday for 3 months. It's better in soup beer cheese not this kind of condiment beer cheese.

>> No.18608094

>>18595374
gee i wonder why this PIG is so fucking obese, gee i wonder if we will ever know why

>> No.18608101

>>18607487
no, and this is not american you retard

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>>18607697
He is!

>> No.18608165

>>18596253
fuck are we still at only two strokes? fucking die faster you useless fat faggot, i want my lulz and the inevitable oc.

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>>18607298
> snack
OH SHART CAN YOU FART!
BY THE LOCAL WALMART

>> No.18608691

>>18606115
Que askeroso

>> No.18608700

>>18606115
that doesnt trigger me at, if that was a huge jar of salsa its basically like nachos and enchilada mixxed
what the fuck the milk was for is beyond me

>> No.18608724

>>18606693
do it, would only smell bad for a day tops and it's not like you are kissing anyone with it

>> No.18608730

>>18602736
You're all fucking autists
T. Australian that once lived in Lappland.

>> No.18608873

>>18606502
NEPA is beautiful anon. Just make a retarded pizza at home and go enjoy a mountain.

>> No.18609060

>>18608113
I KNEEL KETOCHADS
IF JACK’S DOING IT IT MUST BE HEALTHY

>> No.18609099

>>18604476
Pretty sure 15 years olds shouldn't be posting fetish content.

>> No.18609105

>>18606115
The most insulting thing about this is Jack at the end saying, "Wow! Now that's real enchiladas!"

>> No.18609107

>>18596596
kiiinnnooooo

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>>18597499
Job well done

>> No.18609401

>>18601197
Looks like hes cutting it with the Klingon battle weapon.

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>>18607768
Still a man.

>> No.18609456

>>18607577
We can afford more than one container, Fuckface.

>> No.18609504

>>18606080
I dub thee the "Faggot Anus", full of worms and infected shitty semen.

>> No.18609559

>>18607760
Man is not man, danefriend, but is pig. Pig find food. Pig eat food without restraint, without shame. One who observes must be upset by such piggishness- yet also, on some level, have a respect for the audacity of such an act. Pigman will eat regardless of your anger or disapproval. Pigman is whole and happy.

>> No.18609596

>>18601862
Saved for reaction pic folder

>> No.18609697

>>18606678
>what kind of foul person would eat this
>cut to the guy eating it

>> No.18609710

>>18595091
>That much saffron
>that litter water
Man, whiteoids can't cook for shit.

>> No.18609724

>>18606463
turns out ducks in the park really are free!

>>18606793
in my aunt's town (rural midwest, population 5k) a SEA family had been going through the process of immigration, getting paperwork for years and finally was able to bring the father of the family over. it was late fall/early winter and about 2 weeks after he arrived he went hunting, shot a canadian goose on a thinly-frozen lake, walked out and drowned

i also remember watching SEA families hunt for snails and frogs when i went to ponds and lakes as a kid

>> No.18609727

>>18606678
i'd eat it. needs some cheese imo

>> No.18609739

>>18596358
That is clearly a brit.

>> No.18609823

>>18609453
kek, underrated

>> No.18609837

>>18606678
Been thinking about this sandwich for weeks now.

>> No.18609894

>>18606115
I could make better mexican food than this. And I never bother making mexican food.

>> No.18609898

>>18606271
Baron Harkonnen fell off hard

>> No.18609906

>>18606687
The way they lower the turkey looks like they're lowering a toddler into a grave.

>> No.18609913

>>18608113
In what sane world are americans allowed to breed?

>> No.18609926

>>18607502
no, it's sad he survived it

>> No.18609950

>>18606633
i like how she just keeps elbowing that kid like its the most normal thing to do

>> No.18610030

>>18608019
>>18608040
Just nigger-things.

>> No.18610058

>>18606249
Why the fuck doesn't this guy just invest in a fucking spoon so he doesn't have to open jars that way?

>> No.18610067

>>18609906
Kek

>> No.18610767

>>18604476
more