/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18590287]

Why do people drink this shit?

[Anonymous No.18590292]

because it’s delicious and caffeine

[Anonymous No.18590295]

its good and it makes me feel good

[Anonymous No.18590335]

>>18590287
Because they need the caffeine in order to not getting fired from their corpslavery

[Anonymous No.18590337]

>>18590287
I don't know anon but I do know that it makes me shit.

[Anonymous No.18590339]

Why do people browse this shit?

[Anonymous No.18590353]

>>18590287
>WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS THING THAT I DON'T LIKE!?
Grow up.

[Anonymous No.18590381]

>>18590287
Its yummy

[Anonymous No.18590450]

>>18590292
>bitter
>gives you the shakes
>hurts your tummy if you haven't eaten anything
>requires sugar to be palatable
>It doesn't even cram

[Anonymous No.18590458]

>>18590450
>yeah?
>no
>no
>fatty
>kys

[Anonymous No.18590461]

>>18590450
here's something you can do
>take a condom
>fill with delicious coffee
>tie it
>freeze
>cram
now fuck off

[Anonymous No.18590509]

>>18590461
>he's a sub 0 crammer
Damn

[Anonymous No.18590530]

>>18590339
Food, recipes, communicating with other /cks on how to properly cook certain foods, sharing etc.

[Anonymous No.18590553]

>>18590287
Because, like beer, wine, liquor and tobacco, it's a luxury consumer good that the everyone man can consume and have an opinion on.

Don't be mad at people who enjoy other things, it makes you small.

[Anonymous No.18590563]

>>18590287
Because they're not faggot children who can't consume anything that isn't drowning in HFCS.

[Anonymous No.18590641]

>>18590450
>bitter
>requires sugar to be palatable
then its not coffee
coffee is a slightly sweet and acidic beverage, burnt carcinogenic cheap crap aint it

[Anonymous No.18590676]

>>18590287
I don’t drink or get high. I’m also newly incel. All I have left is coffee…

[Anonymous No.18590678]

>>18590641
Last time I checked, sugar was a stable, nontoxic molecule

[Anonymous No.18590704]

>>18590509
KEK

[Anonymous No.18590743]

>>18590553
those aren't luxury, they are just the legal drugs

[Anonymous No.18590780]

>>18590704
My first kek, what a truly holy sensation. It warms my heart

[Anonymous No.18590813]

>>18590450
You sound like a bitch

[Anonymous No.18590819]

>>18590287
You'll figure it out after you go through puberty.

[Anonymous No.18590832]

>>18590813
You sounds amazing!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18591176]

>>18590678
did you even read my post

[Anonymous No.18591333]

>>18590353
Its fucking awful. Basically a natural version of big pharma stimulant and chemicals

[Anonymous No.18591339]

>>18590563
Coffee is very normie tier though so your reply doesnt make any sense at all

[Anonymous No.18591364]

>>18590287
people lose their bitter tastebuds with age. try some when you're closer to 30. just don't make it a daily habit because that's miserable

[Anonymous No.18591766]

>>18590292
>>18590295
>>18590339
>>18590353
>>18590381
>>18590458
>>18590461
>>18590553
>>18590563
>>18590813
>>18590819
>>18591364
T. Slaves of consoomerism and probably big pharma once rge health problems kick in

[Anonymous No.18591792]

>T. Slaves of consoomerism and probably big pharma once rge health problems kick in

[Anonymous No.18591806]

>>18590287
Because as 4chan

[Anonymous No.18591968]

>>18591766
You do not capitalize the t., Finland hates you

[Anonymous No.18591984]

>>18590287
because it makes me poopy

[Anonymous No.18592560]

>>18590287
Tastes good
Feels good

[Anonymous No.18592597]

>>18592560
simple as

[Anonymous No.18592880]

I like the skeleton on the bag

[Anonymous No.18592919]

>>18590287
They need caffeination in order to get through their corporate enslavement and are too scared of risk taking in order to copious amounts of sugar to their diet.

[Anonymous No.18593000]

>that first sip of hot black coffee just as I settle into work
God Tier

[Anonymous No.18593253]

>>18590287
it tastes good and has almost as much caffeine as yerba mate!

[Anonymous No.18593284]

>>18590450
>gives you the shakes
How much coffee do you drink? liters and liters?

[Anonymous No.18593422]

>>18590335
Do.. do think coffee is a modern invention?

[Anonymous No.18593431]

>>18590287
because its good, especially with a dash of milk

[Anonymous No.18593444]

for me, it's the iced long black.

[Anonymous No.18593461]

taste bad
smells amazing

[Anonymous No.18593462]

>>18590287
>>18590450
>>18591766
>HUUR DURR I MUST HAVE TONS OF SUGAR AND CREAM IN MY GOYLICIOUS CITY STARB***K ''COFFEE''' HURR DURR
delusional fat yankees, as usual

[Anonymous No.18593487]

>>18590287
It's aesthetic and energizing

[Anonymous No.18594950]

>>18590287
It tastes great with milk.

[Anonymous No.18594967]

>>18593422
My ancestors never drank it. Maybe decadent continentals used it before the first 1950s, I really wouldn’t know.

[Anonymous No.18595272]

>>18590287
addiction can make people eat things that taste nasty when the brain lies to you just to get more of it.

it's the same for booze.

[Anonymous No.18595298]

So I can shit. I’m really insensitive to caffeine, so I feel little to nothing after a cup. But man, I always have a really dank bm within the hour.

I miss smoking. Cig and a cup of coffee is a blue collar enema

[Anonymous No.18595304]

>>18590287
Programming of the sheeple, its simple.

[Anonymous No.18595367]

>ever since I had covid my smell and taste is all fucked
>coffee tastes like cigarettes now
It makes me want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.18595381]

Only time I have sweet coffee is when I get lattes, but those are rare treat. Usually it's just an auto-brew or French press with cream. Try using heavy cream if you haven't, the taste is amazing. It's too fatty to drink all the time though.
Someone tossed out picrel near me. Just had to clean the wiring to get it working again. The steam wand doesn't work, got a new one on the way. The espresso it makes is better than the coffeeshop chains near me. My mornings almost always start with an americano + cream

[Anonymous No.18595402]

>>18595272
>addiction
>coffee
people may become accustomed to coffee as part of their routine and even become upset when their routine is changed, but doper scum like to pretend this is on the same level as becoming intoxicated by drug abuse to deflect from their own maladaptive behavior.

[Anonymous No.18596427]

>>18595402
From what I hear your mom was pretty susceptible to "maladaptive behavior" last night.

[Anonymous No.18596476]

>>18595298
This, I want to quit coffee but then I don't shit for 2 days

[Anonymous No.18597207]

>>18595381
Same. I'm going to make some caramel tomorrow to add to it. The only shitty thing is that I have to descale it all the time because my well water is ultra hard.

[Anonymous No.18597243]

>>18595402
then stop drinking it.

[Anonymous No.18597256]

>>18596476
coffee is not what makes you shit.

I tested this by drinking coffee for several weeks in a row and while I did not shit anymore than normal. then I switched to caffeine pills and nothing changed, then I quit all coffee/caffeine for a month and shit with the same regularity.

[Anonymous No.18597263]

>>18595402
It's an addiction. Caffeine is an addictive psychoactive dopaminergic stimulant. It's not on the same scale as heroin or amphetamine addiction, but it's still a physical addiction. Die coping about it.

[Anonymous No.18597518]

>>18597263
>addictive psychoactive dopaminergic stimulant
If that were true in any but the most pedantic technical sense, people would tend toward taking more and more of it, yet that doesn't happen and the vast majority of coffee drinkers only drink it in the morning.
>muh big bad addictive stimulant
Stores carry "No Doz", which are caffeine pills, but they sell very slowly because hardly anyone ever buys them. If it had any significant "dopaminergic stimulant" activity, they'd be flying off the shelves.

[Anonymous No.18597523]

>>18597518
The vast majority of ADHD patients take Adderall once a day without trending upward in dosage either, your argument is meaningless. You can choose to fiend or routinely dose an addictive drug all you like, it doesn't change that it's addictive. Quit right now. Go cold turkey. Report back in a month with your withdrawal symptoms. I'll be here.

[Anonymous No.18597561]

>>18590641
so true coffee has such a bad reputation and it's because people don't even know what it's supposed to be
the people who are proud of liking bad poor coffee annoy me the most: the types who research and find coffee called like "biohazard" clearly showing they know it's bad but then pretending to like it

[Anonymous No.18597588]

>>18590287
For me it’s coffee and a bear claw

[Anonymous No.18597613]

>>18597523
>The vast majority of ADHD patients take Adderall once a day without trending upward in dosage either
lmfao now I know you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.18597624]

>you're wrong because... I said so, okay!!!
Addict coping.

[Anonymous No.18597627]

>>18590287
Puts hair on your pp

[Anonymous No.18598054]

>>18595298
>So I can shit.
literally me lmao. even as i'm preparing my coffee i start to fart up a storm. been shitting after my coffee for so many years that now the smell of coffee in the morning triggers a fart.

[Anonymous No.18598127]

>>18597613
Those tyoes need attention hence huge insurance company bills.

[Anonymous No.18598216]

>>18590287
its a drug addiction
but also molded by decades of wagie culture
if they don't have it they feel off and sluggish
in honesty i find the actual coffee lovers to be annoying
especially if they keep talking about coffee and make it part of their identity
i drink coffee too but only the cheap stuff
i also think coffee is inferior to tea

[Anonymous No.18598520]

>>18590287
Coffee taste good
Coffee with milk taste good
Schools where i live sell cups of decent quality coffee for dirt cheap (5kr = 0.47 USD)

Coffee with sugar taste like shit

[Anonymous No.18598522]

>>18598216
>I drink coffee too but only the cheap stuff
>Coffee is inferior to tea

Correct opinions, anyone who pays more than a dollar for coffee is a retard.

[Anonymous No.18598615]

>>18590287
Used to hate it, but started drinking it to see what effects caffeine has on me.
They're good effects. And I got used to the taste but I'll usually have something sweet with it.

I'm a retard autist with loads of sensory problems and the only times I've ever felt remotely normal was after drinking coffee.

[Anonymous No.18598873]

>Coffee in the morning
>Water after noon
>Wine/Brandy in the evening
Simple as

[Anonymous No.18598918]

>drink bean to cup machine with cheapest beans possible
>still taste ok, but gradually start to hate it and it’s taste but stomached it for months
>turns out machine is filthy and molded inside
>overcompensate for the prolonged suffering and buy quality everything and also try new and fresh beans
Turns out coffee can be so many things and quite delicious that you don’t need to add anything to it. Stuff people drink everyday is basically charred garbage with ground insects and mice poop

[Anonymous No.18598981]

>>18597523
>address coffee addiction
>adderall out of fuckin nowhere
no aurguements and die coping about it

[Anonymous No.18598984]

>>18597624
>a screencap of a single section of an unidentifiable "study"
damn...

[Anonymous No.18599001]

>>18598615
You may have ADHD anon or possibly OCD. People with those conditions have constant distractions and ruminations but caffeine can give you a clear focus. Same reason they pep ADHD kids up on stims, because they stimulate your active thinking which causes those background thoughts to fade away. Kinda counter-intuitive to people who don't know what the words mean, it's the same way that alcohol as a "depressant" actually hypes people up by depressing the neural processes that keep you subdued.

[Anonymous No.18599027]

>>18590450
You have the palate of a diabetic 4 year old

[Anonymous No.18599098]

>>18590287

para mi es cafe y una pipa de tabaco

[Anonymous No.18599104]

I’m addicted to aeropresso

[Anonymous No.18599533]

>>18597588
Is that your hook on the right?
Do you also have a peg leg?

[Anonymous No.18599579]

ARR MATEYS WHERE BE AT THE WHITE WHALE?

[Anonymous No.18599629]

because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm coffee..!!!

[Anonymous No.18599639]

>>18597523
I quit cold turkey from having several energy drinks and a coffee per day. Some headaches and sleep problems, but after a few days I was fine. I went three months without thinking about having any caffeine either. I willingly decided to start drinking coffee again recently because I missed the flavor, and don't touch energy drinks.

[Anonymous No.18599642]

>>18598520
dansk?

[Anonymous No.18599701]

>>18590450
>tummy

how old are you