/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18589740]

I have a ton of bugs in my oatmeal. Is it edible still? I have nothing else and don’t wanna go out in the cold

[Anonymous No.18589741]

>>18589740
yeah it's fine

[Anonymous No.18589745]

>>18589740
Yeah, just more brotein (bug protein)

[Anonymous No.18589746]

>iphone user
>is miserably poor
every time

[Anonymous No.18589750]

>>18589741
Based. They seem to be dying as a cook

[Anonymous No.18589757]

>>18589745
They most likely pooped on the food, even if you cook the poop you will still get sick.

[Anonymous No.18589768]

>>18589757
It’s really cold out right now and my bodega won’t open until 8. Also this article says it’s fine

[Anonymous No.18589807]

>>18589740
>>18589768
>Nasty beat-to-hell old table
>No car
>Bug infestestation
>Zero food in his house
>Refuses to wait 30 minutes to eat food without bugs in it
What a pathetic life

[Anonymous No.18589814]

>>18589740
YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS

[Anonymous No.18589817]

>>18589768
>bodega
lol

[Anonymous No.18589818]

>>18589740
What the fuck kind of bugs are they, baby cockroaches?

[Anonymous No.18589844]

yes, eat the bugs anon

[Anonymous No.18589847]

>>18589818
Google says probably weavils. Anyways it tasted good when I added enough sugar

[Anonymous No.18589848]

>>18589740
Stop buying individual packages of processed garbage.

>>18589768
Buy shit at a real store, retard. Stop paying double for a worse selection.

[Anonymous No.18589854]

>>18589807
I don’t have an infestation it’s probably because of the store. I’m gonna try and get a refund later

[Anonymous No.18589855]

>>18589740
this is totally me when i choose not to est ze bugs and continue living like a human

[Anonymous No.18589876]

>>18589750
are anons sleeping?
this is the good stuff

[Anonymous No.18589883]

>>18589750
kek
how old is this sloppa?

[Anonymous No.18589885]

>>18589750
Uhhh don't tell me you're actually gonna eat this

[Anonymous No.18589887]

>>18589750
I would sure hope so

[Anonymous No.18589890]

>>18589807
He is just an average new yorker. Give him a break

[Anonymous No.18589895]

>>18589768
Those ain't weevils you hungry retard

[Anonymous No.18589896]

>>18589876
>this is the good stuff
It really isn't, /ck/ has been infested with extreme poorfags for a long time
Back in the day the saddest meal you would find on /ck/ would be a bowl of shitty instant noodles. Nowadays you see people advocating for dumpster diving, eating food with bugs in it, eating random food waste you find on the street, food with weird growth on it or half rotten

[Anonymous No.18589905]

>>18589895
What were they then? They looked small and black like google said.
>>18589885
I did it tasted fine.

[Anonymous No.18589918]

>>18589847
RIP

[Anonymous No.18589919]

>>18589896
This just shows how bad the food prices have gotten with the inflation. I myself have eaten bananas and oranges I found at bus stops, one time some blind nigga lost his shopping bag in the bus stop outside the blind school and I got free instant coffee and raisin bran

[Anonymous No.18589922]

>>18589905
Post a pic of you eating it
please

[Anonymous No.18589933]

>>18589919
Facts
>>18589922
It’s already done. Soaking the pot in the sink rn

[Anonymous No.18589958]

>>18589750
Anon you are supposed to try and get most of the bugs out first
I mean it's probably not bad for you as such but it won't taste good

[Anonymous No.18589959]

>>18589933
Try soaking your stupid head in the sink rn. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18589966]

>>18589905
They ain't weevils.

[Anonymous No.18589985]

>>18589958
I said before it was fine. I didn’t really notice
>>18589966
WHAT WERE THEY? The other guy also didn’t even reply what they were.

[Anonymous No.18589989]

>no food
>still have pests
how

[Anonymous No.18589996]

>>18589989
KWAB

[Anonymous No.18590000]

>>18589989
I said it’s not my fault

[Anonymous No.18590133]

>>18589985
Only bugs that go inside flour and similar shit are either weevil or some kind of moth

[Anonymous No.18590148]

>OP : Bugs in muh food what do?
>Snarky posters: Just eat it bro more protein
>Okay
>Wait what?

OP Is a man amongst sheep

Bravo

[Anonymous No.18590202]

Now thats some good sloppa

[Anonymous No.18590209]

>>18589750
NO DON'T DO THIS MAN NOT ON /CK/

[Anonymous No.18590352]

>>18590209
It was good. People are just scared pussies

[Anonymous No.18590367]

>>18590352
Cringe larp you didn't eat that shit

[Anonymous No.18590403]

>>18590367
I eat oatmeal every day for breakfast at the same time before class. If you think I’d take time to cook it and then not eat it you do not know me.

[Anonymous No.18590413]

>>18589740
VU MUST

[Anonymous No.18590433]

>>18589740
just wash your oats. bugs float.

[Anonymous No.18590438]

>>18590433
Tfw my turds float

[Anonymous No.18590476]

>>18590352
>you are a pussy if you don't eat bugs!
Lol

[Anonymous No.18590969]

>>18590433
Should’ve thought of that earlier but I already traded the big oatmeal in for a fresh package at the bodega

[Anonymous No.18590988]

>>18589750
Jesus dude, like the other guy said why didn’t you at least TRY to get as many out as you could before preparing it you disgusting slob kek

[Anonymous No.18591000]

>>18589814
This anon doesn't need to be told
>>18589740
But honestly if you ever have this just rinse under whatever for awhile, the bugs float to the top. Sometimes rice gets bugs really bad doesn't affect flavor and they aren't a health hazard, just not ideal because takes extra washing to get rid of them al

[Anonymous No.18591021]

>>18589854
>yeah so I bought this oatmeal here a while back and it was crawling with bugs, like completely infested
>the oatmeal, you wanna see it? Oh, I already ate it all

[Anonymous No.18591031]

>>18589919
>I myself have eaten bananas and oranges I found at bus stops
What the fuck, anon

[Anonymous No.18591052]

>>18589750
>>18590209
extra protein, why complain?

[Anonymous No.18591053]

>>18590403
I’m glad I don’t know you

[Anonymous No.18591072]

>>18591052
Ye indigestible trash protein with a shit amino acid profile lmao

[Anonymous No.18591182]

>>18589740
why did you let your life get to the point all you have at home is old fucked up oatmeal

[Anonymous No.18591916]

>>18589750

>They seem to be dying as a cook

[Anonymous No.18591921]

Why the fucking fuck are you eating weevilly oatmeal, anon, are you larping as an 18th century sailor?

Anyway, stick it in the freezer for a couple days, ought to kill em off, when you use it for cooking first soak in water and pick them out for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.18592123]

>>18591921
Too many to pick. It would just be a hassle to get more or whatever

[Anonymous No.18592186]

>>18589750
>they're dying as a cook
We got a regular Goebbels here.

[Anonymous No.18592207]

>This whole fucking thread
Fucking what, OP you god damn night golem, who the fuck raised you

[Anonymous No.18592215]

OP is a based god
I humbly kneel

[Anonymous No.18592233]

>>18592123
Imagine being so lazy and worthless you eat bug infested shit lmao. Goybrainded retard

[Anonymous No.18592255]

They're grain beetles OP. They're indicative of poor factory/processing conditions as they eat mold. Your bowl was probably harmless if it didn't smell moldy or mildew-y, but I wouldn't buy from that brand again.

[Anonymous No.18592259]

>>18589740
Freeze your oatmeal and it should be safe

[Anonymous No.18592271]

>>18591072
huh?
what is different about insect protein that makes it indigestible?
and if it is indigestible, why is the amino acid profile a problem?
and most non meat foods are missing a few amino acids so what's the big deal about the amino acid profile if this protein wasn't indigestible?

[Anonymous No.18592278]

>>18592255
If the bugs can eat the mold why is it bad for us?

[Anonymous No.18592289]

>>18592278
Because there’s mould on your grain, and you shouldn’t eat mouldy grain.

[Anonymous No.18592293]

>>18591021
Its literally posted here >>18589847

[Anonymous No.18592303]

>>18592271
Based, the only thing jews need to do to make polcels eat bugs is just make beef slightly more expensive. They will eat bugs to save a couple dollars, it will be friggin based frugal patrician to eat bugs soon

[Anonymous No.18592347]

>>18592303
chuds are like
>muh ancestors
>muh tradition
when their ancestors traditionally ate bugs

[Anonymous No.18592378]

>>18592347
my ancestors ate bark bread 100 years ago even, but they never touched bugs

[Anonymous No.18592401]

>>18592289
why can the bugs eat it then

[Anonymous No.18592408]

>>18592347
the difference is my ancestors ate bugs, but your ancestors were bugs

[Anonymous No.18592417]

>>18592289
It means there's mold in the factory processing the grain. Doesn't necessarily mean OP's particular sample is also contaminated even though it has bugs (beetles can get sucked through chutes and packaged without having an active food source for their presence), but it means there's unclean conditions at the factory itself.

[Anonymous No.18592418]

>anon is so poor he can't afford the bulk chicken thighs and has to resort to insects in his oatmeal for his protein intake

[Anonymous No.18592425]

>>18592378
>Scandinavia
They drank ant liquor (myrbrännvin).

[Anonymous No.18592438]

>>18592417
The reason the factory is unclean is cause all they fucking hire is shitskins, fuckin indians and pakis.
Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.18592523]

>>18592378
>100 years ago
that was practically yesterday anon
100 years is nothing

[Anonymous No.18592534]

OP here. I've spent the last hour violently puking and shitting water. Never been in this much pain in my life. I think I'm going to attempt to drive myself to the ER

[Anonymous No.18592536]

>>18592401
>>18592417
>YUM MYCOTOXINS THAT ARE THE 4th LEADING CAUSE OF CANCER YUM EAT THE MOLD BUGS

[Anonymous No.18592548]

>>18592534
I saw the IP counter go up, you can't fool me faggot.

[Anonymous No.18592553]

>>18592536
The bugs themselves are harmless to eat. Unironically if you picked the bugs out and fried them you'd be better off than eating tainted grain.

[Anonymous No.18593049]

>>18592401
They have different digestive systems enabling them to process shit that would literally kill you

[Anonymous No.18593052]

>>18589750
>>18589847
You didn't even try to strain ze bugs out.

[Anonymous No.18593072]

>>18592418
this nigga gets it

[Anonymous No.18593074]

>>18589750
The heat of ze oatmeal cooks ze bugs

[Anonymous No.18593906]

>>18589768
>google search
>all the results say it's fine bruh just eat it bruh damn u a picky mf

[Anonymous No.18593917]

Do coasties really live like this? I don't understand brown person.

[Anonymous No.18593919]

enjoy your bug poop, OP.

[Anonymous No.18593929]

>>18589847
MY FUCKING SIDES HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18593937]

>>18589768
>Klaus Schwab liked this post

[Anonymous No.18593938]

>>18589847
No empty bowl, OP didn't actually eat this shit

[Anonymous No.18593991]

>>18589896
Times are tough

[Anonymous No.18594033]

I uhhh... wow impressed and disgusted you did that

[Anonymous No.18594092]

>>18592401
>flies eat literal shit why can't i

[Anonymous No.18594113]

>>18589768
>some countries eat bugs therefore it's ok to eat whatever random bugs you find in your food!
so is it ok to eat whatever random weeds I find in my cabbage then?

[Anonymous No.18594134]

>>18589740
the bugs are for the protein, bro!

[Anonymous No.18594331]

>>18592534
No I am fine. Got a trade in today and they gave me another container. It also had bugs but then I saw the expiry was for last month. I went back and they apologized and I got one with an expiry next year. I checked before leaving and it was clean.y bowl this morning was delicious.

[Anonymous No.18594389]

>>18589768
>bodega

[Anonymous No.18594395]

Also, what kind of degenerate uses prepackaged oatmeal? It's fucking oats, sugar, and milk for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.18594459]

>>18593074
heh

pic related its ops face when he finally eats it

[Anonymous No.18594471]

>>18589768
>bodedga

you talk like a fag and literally eat bugs

i cant wait until shit hits the fan and i can neck people like you with zero repercussions.

[Anonymous No.18594472]

>>18591031
Uh... And what's wrong with this, exactly? They're contained in a natural protective shell, as long as they're not opened it's fine. Are you a schizo that thinks somebody stuck a needle in the orange or some shit?

[Anonymous No.18594481]

>>18594459
That man is drinking pilk!

[Anonymous No.18594482]

>>18589919
>>18591031
>>18594472
found a granny smith apple today on the street that fell out of someones car

said yum breakfast and ate it. gotta build natural immunity sometime.

[Anonymous No.18594505]

>>18594331
why do you keeo shopping there and buying the same oatmeal when you keep getting bug infected and expired ones

[Anonymous No.18594564]

>>18589740
Do not eat ze bugs plz

[Anonymous No.18594611]

>>18589740
Why are itoddlers like this?

[Anonymous No.18595245]

>>18594471
Chill out bruh. Hatefulness will hurt you
>>18594505
It’s only happened twice and I like the store

[Anonymous No.18595326]

>>18589768
>kids say "may i eat one?"

[Anonymous No.18596914]

I hope OP realizes that he can just go to a food bank if he is really that desperate for food to eat shit with bugs in them.

[Anonymous No.18597412]

I mean the joggers in africa make patties out of flys. Its unerving but the basic chinaman eats worse.

[Anonymous No.18597461]

>>18589740
Did you buy this shit at a bodega or has it been in your cupboard for years?

[Anonymous No.18597468]

>>18589740
Get birds!

[Anonymous No.18597835]

i remember stocking or moving some canned breadcrumbs at a grocery store i worked at as a teen
saw some bugs on the shelf, then noticed every can had little holes drilled in and around the bottoms where bugs were gettin in and out

[Anonymous No.18598071]

I guess when comparing the choice between eating the bugs and going hungry, you could say that OP chose the lesser of two weevils.

[Anonymous No.18598538]

>>18597461
I bought it last week it expired on the shelf of the bodega