/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18583259]

Looking for low calorie/no calories food
So far I got
Coffee
Tea
Soup
Diet soda
But I would like something I can actually chew

[Anonymous No.18583261]

eat my pussy

[Anonymous No.18583273]

>>18583261
Does op look like a MUNCH to you???

[Anonymous No.18583288]

>>18583261
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.18583294]

Pickles

[Anonymous No.18583296]

>>18583259
>literal fucking Plebbit poasting
Eat shit, Fuck off and Never post here again, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18583300]

>>18583259
soup is a good idea. i like tomato paste soups, or stews, or cheese based soups.

[Anonymous No.18583305]

Jello
Celery
Spinach
Broccoli
Tuna

[Anonymous No.18583309]

Chicken breast cooked properly

[Anonymous No.18583724]

>>18583305
This plus carrots, kale, seaweed and chewing gum.

[Anonymous No.18583760]

>>18583259
Order a burger and tell them no bun and no burger

[Anonymous No.18584499]

i remember this anorexic girl in college who put on so much makeup she looked like a party clown could often be found alone in the cafeteria late in the evening with a big bowl of sugar free jello and iceberg lettuce on her tray. pretty sad. we always wondered if she had any friends and if she did whether anybody was helping her.

[Anonymous No.18584523]

>>18583259
Kleenex
Salt
Dirt
Pennies
Benadryl tablets
Frozen water (Ice)
Bark from a tree

[Anonymous No.18584555]

>>18583259
If you need something between meals and not to snack try these

Chewing on cinnamon sticks
Celery sticks
Cacao Nibs (you only eat a tiny amount they're strong)
Anice seed

If youre trying to eat just no cal stuff to lose weight quick its not gonna work out for you. You'll just get a major headache. You need to eat better stuff and you wont get hungry and wont get a headache then you can just eat small meals once or twice a day.

Try baaked salmon and a veggie for a night
Then a small bit of pork tenderloin and a veggie for a night
Then chicken and a veggie for a night

I guarantee you if you just do that for like 3 nights instead of eating garbage you'll just be way less hungry and wont have to attempt an all or nothing bullshit longterm fast like I know youre trying to do.

[Anonymous No.18584602]

>>18583259
#1 rice cakes <3 almost as satisfying as chips

& Hello?!? vegetables & leafy greens! celery, carrots, snap peas, cucumbers, mini cucumbers, lettuce, kale, cabbage, mustard greens, collard greens, bok choy, brussel sprouts; make you a lil salad with some lemon juice as dressing
most nuts are basically like chewable vitamins so to me it's worth the extra calories for almonds, pistachio, cashew, brasil nuts, etc.

[Anonymous No.18584614]

>>18584602
Most nuts are 50% - 75% oil by weight. They are the very definition of calorie dense.

This is a bad take

[Anonymous No.18584659]

>>18583296
Reddit runs this website now, newfag.

[Anonymous No.18584669]

>>18583259
is that an intestine with parasites?

[Anonymous No.18584674]

>>18584614
well to pull off a no calorie diet, you'd need to consider nutrient density as a factor. In starvation state, you'll always feel hungry because you're not getting enough nutrients which will make your body produce hunger hormone. Eat a small portion of nuts and youre getting fiber, carbs, and yes oil which is healthy fat, plus vitamins so it helps stop the physical symptoms of starvation. This is what supermodels do to not pass out.
See 2 almonds meme Yolanda & Gigi Hadid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzuYdkl1dxo

[Anonymous No.18584681]

>>18583259
Cabbage is the best for this. It's filling and you can eat massive amounts with almost no calorie uptake. It's the thing speed eating contest asses eat tons of to expand their stomachs for the big day.

If you want a low calorie meal take either shredded cabbage or 50/50 Cabbage and spaghetti (if you're being indulgent) and a simple sauce of tomatoes with no fay added. Tastes close enough to regular spaghetti that you won't care too much, but you can eat it till your stomach feels like it will burst while ingesting almost no real calories.

[Anonymous No.18584684]

>>18584555
>Cacao Nibs (you only eat a tiny amount they're strong)
Oh I started snacking on these lately. They do have a fair amount of calories per 100grams but as you said, you can't really eat much of them to begin with. Love chewing up a couple together with coffee

[Anonymous No.18584690]

>>18584681
Sounds like you might get issues with unintentional overeating when going back to a regular diet later on if your stomach is used to large volumes of food with few cals

[Anonymous No.18584865]

>>18584690
Yeah,it may cause that if used unchecked. I did it for a few months back when I was losing weight and worked well. But as,I say, 6 months at most, if that. This was almost 20 years ago now.

[Anonymous No.18584914]

>>18583296
That's a garloid.

[Anonymous No.18586288]

>>18583259
Shirataki noodles. They're definitely not good for you but a whole pack is like 20 calories. Riced Veggies are also pretty alright and you can smash the whole bag for minimal calories. A ton of cabbage fried up with carmalized onions and a few slices of bacon is a good af too.

As far as snack food goes popcorn, rice cakes and chickpeas roasted in the oven are pretty good options.

[Anonymous No.18587092]

>>18584499
sad

[Anonymous No.18587780]

>>18584499
reminds me of when I used to watch people eat because I got off on them enjoying food I'd never allow myself.
it really is a slippy slope, you never see yourself as anything but fat and it took my family and complete strangers to start pointing out I looked like a fucking skeleton before I changed.
can't deny a part of me misses being skinny though.

[Anonymous No.18587805]

>>18583259
rice cakes

[Anonymous No.18587813]

>>18583259
cans of green beans. A whole can is 40 calories
nonfat greek yoghurt so you can make sauces and substitute mayo with it
gelatin if its low sugar
look up volume eating on reddit