/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18582678]

After my father died, my mother would make an effort to make us breakfast every morning (and by this I mean most mornings, excluding holidays (E.G Christmas, Easter, Etc.) Although my mother was never religious after my father’s death (he was devoutly religious (Episcopalian) as his father was a Minister) we nevertheless celebrated these holidays in a secular manner)). On holidays we would often go out to eat at a restaurant (for the sake of brevity I will not take the time to say which restaurants we patronized although there were restaurants that we patronized!), when there was sufficient money to do so (my mother, as she did not graduate college, worked a low wage job (and in fact often worked multiple jobs (although it only became necessary to do so after my sister was born))). On one such occasion (patronizing a restaurant (a local establishment called Schmuckers)) I decided to order the bacon and the eggs (for breakfast). My mother, I could sense, although she did not express it directly, as she was often a rather reserved person, particularly after the death of my father, that my mother was disappointed and upset with what I had ordered (bacon and eggs (for breakfast)). I did not, for many years (in fact not until my mother had passed away (God rest her soul)) discover the reason why she was angry and disappointed with the bacon and eggs I had ordered. The story is not, I think, of sufficiently broad interest to relay here. Nevertheless, I certainty learned my lesson! When it comes to family, more of them know you than you know yourself!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18582705]

>>18582678
fuck you for making me read all of that

[Anonymous No.18582719]

close your parens properly retard

[Anonymous No.18582762]

>>18582678

[Anonymous No.18582777]

>>18582719
Is he trying to say his mother was a Jew?

[Anonymous No.18582903]

>>18582678
I wish you had died with her

[Anonymous No.18582971]

i tooded

[Anonymous No.18582985]

>>18582678
Cut it out with the parenthetical shit, it’s like you just learned what parentheses are yesterday and you’re over there sperging out with excitement to use them as many times as possible. That shit makes you look like a tard.

[Anonymous No.18582997]

>>18582678
Great post. If I had Reddit Gold I would give it to you.