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18577195 No.18577195 [Reply] [Original]

>Hi, I love pepperoni, but it doesn't quite have the look and consistency of shit.
>Instead of slicing it, can you just mash it all up into little chunks to make it look like somebody had hot, rancid, diarrhea all over?

>Oh, you can?
>Perfect.

>> No.18577577
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18577577

you done?
farm another board for (You)s, fucking newfag

>> No.18577602

>>18577577
Shut the fuck up German, the acceptance of your coprophagy fetish has gone too far.

Eat the poopoo pizza, your house gets a bombing blitza

>> No.18577677

Do Americans really think sausage and pepperoni is the same thing?

>> No.18577681

>>18577195
Best and most relevant thread on CK right now

>> No.18577685
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18577685

>>18577677
yeah, had a guy from a band in the backstage area, and the place had free pizzas for band members and he kept ordering pepperoni pizza and got...pepperonis. What he meant was pepperoni sausage, but he was to stupid. It seems like some americans believe the world is america

>> No.18577689

>>18577685
Fun fact:
That fat shit is over 18 now

>> No.18577729

>>18577689
Looks well over 40 I'd say. 50 even

>> No.18577742

>>18577685
That dad must get so much productivity done using his MacBook for editing trans porn, trust me, I know.

>> No.18579002

>>18577195
what an odd topic. pizza is delicious, but that crust is very thin.

>> No.18579274

>>18577689
He has 3 kids I'd expect him to be over 18 even then.