/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18575954]

what are you cooking for thanksgiving this year?

[Anonymous No.18575961]

>>18575954
>cooking for thanksgiving
i'm getting a Jack-in-the-Box munchie meal because I'm a 30+ yo alcoholic loser with no frens or gf

[Anonymous No.18575995]

I bought like 6 frozen turkeys a couple weeks ago. Enough to last my family through the new year.
Turkeys are gonna be sold out very soon, if they aren't already, and retards are gonna start scrambling and getting desperate.

[Anonymous No.18576001]

>>18575954
Deep fried turkey and a ham

[Anonymous No.18576005]

I’m just going to cook some baby back ribs in the oven with some fresh cut potato wedges with my bitch. I moved out to a new state and would actually love the opportunity to cook for a crowd of people but I’m content for now.

[Anonymous No.18576031]

>>18575954
not doing thanksgiving, just having a normal meal. we no longer have to do thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.18576138]

pretty neat that we have things this convenient, i'll just get one of these and i'm set

[Anonymous No.18576153]

>>18575954
i'm not. i will eat snacks on thanksgiving, which is often all i eat these days. i've never really experienced any noticeable bodily conditions from eating snacks*. yes, indeed. if i was cooking this year, and i did used to cook every once in a while, i would cook stuffing since it's delicious, and i would avoid meat.

*although, i have had mental strain, so i do eat fruits and vegetables every once in a while

[Anonymous No.18576160]

>>18576138
Looks good. Where did you buy it?

[Anonymous No.18576468]

>>18576138
Man, that would be great to slice vertically and put on a turkey sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18576484]

>>18576468
be sure to cut it thin enough that you can place two on top of eachother facing opposite directions to get nearly all the ingredients in very bite

[Anonymous No.18576500]

>>18575995
You're going to have 6 whole turkeys over the next 2 months?

[Anonymous No.18576585]

>>18575961
That's just sad as hell.

[Anonymous No.18576599]

Anyone ever made White Castle stuffing?

[Anonymous No.18576613]

every single fucking board there is some redditor spamming threads about this guy so they can have a circlejerk. holy shit would you fuck off

[Anonymous No.18578126]

>>18575954
nothing wrong with sweet sue, the reviews are good and people really by these for the broth as a suppliment to their meals

https://youtu.be/jKEdj-5KIuE

[Anonymous No.18578158]

>>18576613
literally who?

[Anonymous No.18578241]

[Anonymous No.18578266]

>tfw it's bulcing season but you're cutting

[Anonymous No.18578856]

[Anonymous No.18580129]

ham with mac and cheese and probably green beans

[Anonymous No.18581611]

>>18576599
>rageface pumpkin

[Anonymous No.18581625]

>>18581611
The good ol days...

[Anonymous No.18581655]

>>18575954
A nice rotisserie chicken or two. See, i like my food to taste good. Why in this day and age are people still falling for the turkey meme? It's such a shitty bird to be eating and prepare

[Anonymous No.18581682]

>>18575961
essentially the same thing here.
how to break this curse?

>we all carry these things inside that no one else can see
>they weigh us down like anchors, they drown us out at sea
>I look up to the skies there my be nothing there to see
>but if i don't believe in him, why would he believe in me?

[Anonymous No.18582652]

>>18575995
I haven't gotten one yet because I'm trying to find one at a reasonable price without that 'hurr durr spend $400 and get a """"""""free"""""""" turkey' bullshit.
Best I can find is either $21 off a $30 turkey if you spend $50 at Grocery Outlet or 49c/lb if you spend $100 at Fresh Grocer. All turkeys at GrossOut, regardless of size, are priced at $30 and they average 15ish lbs but GrossOut doesn't really have much I buy or eat. I've never spent more than $20 there at a time. FG, on the other hand, is your typical supermarket but I think the $100 can't be spent on paper goods our cleaning supplies and we don't need $100 worth of other groceries.
I may cave and just get a $1/lb turkey somewhere next week before Thanksgiving if I can get a very small one.

>>18575954
Roast turkey breast, bread dressing, either purple cauliflower mash thickened with potato flake, blue mashed potato or blue cabbage mashed potato, cranberry sauce, butter-braised corn (or preferably baby corn), garlic-carrots and either kale or collards with home-smoked turkey wings (or bacon if I wind up buying breast only), triple layer blue jell-o (like pic related, only blue) for dessert.

[Anonymous No.18582695]

>>18582652
>I may cave and just get a $1/lb turkey somewhere next week before Thanksgiving if I can get a very small one.
My favorite store (Giant Eagle) has turkeys for .59/lb if you have their card. I go for the smaller ones (14-15) lbs. but you could always just get a whole turkey breast.

[Anonymous No.18582706]

>>18578266
just do more cardio

[Anonymous No.18582764]

>>18575954
I think canned chicken sounds disgusting and I have never eaten it but for some people it's worth taking a beating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBprVH7o-Lk

[Anonymous No.18582786]

>>18582695
While I roast just the breast (only feeding 2.3 people here), I prefer to get the whole sumbitch and break it down. I smoke the wings the Monday before TG and use them in my greens and save the drums and thighs for other shit in the future.

[Anonymous No.18582818]

>>18582786
I'll be making rib eye steaks for two roomies and myself and depending on when I'm scheduled (I'll either be working overnight Thanksgiving morning or starting at 11pm the night of) it may be with traditional sides or may be with eggs and biscuits.

[Anonymous No.18582827]

>>18578266
just stop watching anime, you will lose weight instantly

[Anonymous No.18582833]

>>18575954
I have no idea. I work that night so whatever I feel like cooking i guess. >>18581682
>but if i don't believe in him, why would he believe in me?
Hes always watching over his children. Whether you believe in him or not. I wish you and >>18575961 luck and a leg up in life so things get better.

[Anonymous No.18582840]

>>18578856
I forgot what I was doing Thanksgiving last year at my grocery store (receiver for the Holiday I think, overnight frozen since after) but the most depressing thing I saw was a guy checking out with like six Hungryman roast turkey dinners.

[Anonymous No.18582848]

>>18582652
Our turkeys are 50 cents a pound at my store.

[Anonymous No.18582852]

>>18582848
47 cents at mine. I swear last year we did them at 29 cents for a little bit

[Anonymous No.18582868]

>>18582840
I mentioned this in the depressing meals thread, but I saw yuppies and old people buying the single-serving store-made TG dinners when I lived in Manhattan. The yuppies I can understand. Too busy to get back home for the holiday, but not the old people. That was very, very sad to me. Poor old ladies ain't got no one to share a meal with. : (

[Anonymous No.18582888]

The menu I'm putting together currently is:

>Turkey
>Green beans casserole
>Corn
>Mashed potatoes
>Gravy from the turkey drippings
>Baked macaroni n cheese
>Glazed carrots or yams
>Cheddar biscuit
>Stuffing (maybe)
>White rice
>Pumpkin cheesecake

[Anonymous No.18582940]

prolly quesadillas alone in my apartment haha... good times

[Anonymous No.18583005]

>>18582940
What kind of quesadillas? Love me some of those.

[Anonymous No.18583012]

>>18576468
It would, if not for the fact that the bottom ingredient is desert

[Anonymous No.18583235]

>>18583012
Gobi?

[Anonymous No.18583249]

>>18575954
Nothing. We're going to my wife's family and they're a bunch of old-fashioned Catholics who refuse to understand that I can cook and my wife can't.

[Anonymous No.18584753]

>>18576585
Oh yes it's ooohhh soooo sad he's living his own path rather than being a conformist faggot celebrating the murder of natives with LE TURKERY AND EEEGGG NOGG XDDDD LE TRADITION MUH WHITE HOLIDAY fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18585521]

>>18575995
Turkey is gross I eat standing rib roast for thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.18585551]

>>18576001
this shit is interesting from an alien point of view. (Alien for you, for me, just another anon).

[Anonymous No.18585633]

>>18584753
Edgy boi edgy boi. does the little twat need mommies love?

[Anonymous No.18586948]

>>18582652
So I was talking this with the babymomma and she suggested we either just buy turkey drumsticks so she can "brown stew" them (some Trinidadian thing she makes; it's basically a brown curry) or take one of the PSMOs or lamb's legs out of the freezer and I'll roast that instead.
I'm weighing all three alternatives, but fuck me, I want turkey titty and I think she does, too, despite her suggestions otherwise.

>>18585521
That's just uncut prime rib, right?

>>18584753
Babymomma is black IE not white at all (except for her credit score) and though I look white, I'm not quite white (dad's half Asian) so it's not like only white people have Thanksgiving dinner.
Also, I have a native ex (Cherokee and Lumbee) who joked that white people get Thanksgiving all wrong cuz the Wampanoag meant it as a going away party but the whites just didn't take the hint.

[Anonymous No.18586964]

>>18584753
>celebrating murder of natives
That specific group of Englishmen that landed had a mutual aid treaty with the Wampanoag for 50 years and had a 3 day feast to celebrate the harvest after the Injuns taught them about New World crops. Murder did happen, but this wasn't about that

[Anonymous No.18587369]

>>18575954
With any luck, a KFC meal