/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18572658]

>mom cooks something for me out of a recipe she got from a magazine or something
>buys the wrong ingredients because they're cheaper and "basically the same" as the proper ingredients
>skips a bunch of steps in the recipe because she can't be fucked
>I explain to her why she should at least brown the meat like the recipe says
>she cracks the shits with me, but does it anyway. Meat is still pink when she's done
>eats with me
>"I just don't know why everything I cook always seems to be missing something. I always cook ok food, but nothing ever seems to be great for some reason"
Well maybe if you bothered to follow a recipe once in your entire fucking life you might actually get some good food made you dopey cunt.

[Anonymous No.18572671]

>>18572658
Have you tried cooking the meal according to the recipe soon after? Show her why she should

[Anonymous No.18572699]

>>18572671
Oh yeah. This was a regular occurrence growing up. She never listens though. We had a big fight once because she was being a bitch and saying shit like "oh no I'm not following the recipe exactly, are you gonna have a panic attack," so I told her not to blame me when the meal tastes like shit and then went and got myself some kfc for my dinner

[Anonymous No.18573567]

Is this the "100% totally happened IRL" thread?

[Anonymous No.18573579]

Maybe try making your own meals and you won’t have this problem numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.18573592]

>>18573579
OP would have to move out of his mother's house first.

[Anonymous No.18573598]

>>18572658
What a whore. Your mom needs to be punished, OP. Sexually.

[Anonymous No.18573612]

Maybe if you moved out of mommy's basement like a big boy you'd get better food