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Just deglazed my pan for the first time and fucking Hell, the pork chops came out amazing. I apologise for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the deglaze pill?

>> No.18571297

>>18571224
Just applied heat to meat for the first time and fucking Hell, the pork chops came out amazing. I apologise for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the apply heat pill?

>> No.18571305

>>18571224
Just applied water to soup for the first time and fucking Hell, the soup came out amazing. I apologise for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the water pill?

>> No.18571314

>>18571224
Just rubbed my cock for the first time and fucking Hell, the jizz came out amazing. I apologize for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the masturbation pill?

>> No.18571319

Just had a watery shat in the shower while sitting. The hot water mixed with shit made an eye-watering stench that burned my nostrils. I apologise for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the shower shitting pill?

>> No.18571326

>>18571224
Just applied oxygen to my lungs for the first time and fucking Hell, the breath came out amazing. I apologise for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the breath of life pill?

>> No.18571331

>>18571224
Just put a stick through my meat for the first time and fucking Hell, the meat was so easy to cook. I apologise for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the stick pill?

>> No.18571347

Just took hormones for the first time and fucking Hell, the feminine features came out amazing. I apologise for not doing it before.

Who here has taken the HRT pill?

>> No.18571382

I can't believe how FUCKING BASED I am being such a great cook and inspiring all these copycats. I'm glad to have inspired you all in your miserable, empty lives.

>> No.18571409

>>18571382
I can't believe how big of a FUCKING FAGGOT I am being such a great receptacle of male semen and inspiring all these copycats. I'm glad to have sucked cock in my entire miserable, empty life.

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18571425

>>18571382

>> No.18571427

>>18571409
Ar least you're finally fulfilling your life's ambitions bro.

>> No.18571429

>>18571425
I'm feeling great my dude, I think that glaze has me on a meat high the food was so good.

>> No.18571431

the heat of the pork deglazes the pan

>> No.18571435

I can't believe how FUCKING DARK I am being such a great buck and inspiring all these niggers. I'm glad to have looted you all in your diverse, hecking lives.

>> No.18571437

>>18571431
I used a wooden spoon and vegetable stock

>> No.18571443

The heat of the vegetable stock cooks the wooden spoon

>> No.18571450

>>18571437
try using white wine and a balsamic glace + dijon mustard and finishing with butter.
God-tier pan sauce for pork chops

>> No.18571453

>>18571431
If that were true there would be nothing to deglaze

>> No.18571459

>>18571450
I'll give it a try next time, this has opened up a world of possibilities now.

Is it true you can deglaze with water?

>> No.18571467

Galze doesn't belong on pork

>> No.18571482

>>18571459
>Is it true you can deglaze with water?
you can deglaze with fucking tomatoes if you want

>> No.18571484

>>18571467
this is a nice simple pan sauce from Chef John that I often use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4u209kRkdM

>> No.18571490

>>18571482
Cool but can I do it without fucking the tomatoes?

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18571522

>>18571224
>>18571297
>>18571305
>>18571314
>>18571319
>>18571326
>>18571331
>>18571347
Welcome to 4chan, Reddit friends! :^)

>> No.18571531

>>18571522
Newfag. Kek at the hexagon cast iron though.

>> No.18571534

Based translator bro