Breakfast thread

[Anonymous No.18566573]

Good morning /ck/! What are you having for breakfast? Please post your breakfast this morning, no matter how simple it is or if you didn't even make it yourself. I'm curious as to what everyone's eating.

This morning, I'm just making premixed pancakes with some blueberries I threw in. Personally I like Krusteaz mix, since it's cheap and tasty, though it's a little too sweet.

[Anonymous No.18566592]

>>18566573
Bigass can of this bad boy.

[Anonymous No.18566596]

Pancakes made with fresh blueberries are fucking horrendous. They're too wet and pop like pustules. Made this mistake recently. Maybe just need to sauté them first with a bit of salt to break and de-water them.

[Anonymous No.18566602]

not one but two croissants, yes i know quite indulgent, i had them with a café au lait, and yes i used whole milk, i know i know, i will keep dinner light you don't have to tell me

[Anonymous No.18566632]

>>18566596
I've made the same mistake as well! I use small frozen ones, and it comes out way better than using fresh. Make sure you look for frozen wild blueberries, since they're smaller and aren't huge GMO berries that fuck up the pancake.

[Anonymous No.18566639]

>>18566573
Wow, that is a lot of grease for just pancakes.

[Anonymous No.18566641]

>>18566573
Don't forget your risperidone

[Anonymous No.18566655]

>>18566639
>he doesn't cook his food in butter or lard
Your food must be tasteless, sad bullshit. Get good at cooking, faggot.
>>18566641
I don't know what that is.
>>18566602
Don't worry, I won't fat shame you anon. If you want to have two croissants for breakfast, then go for it. Next time take a picture so you can share your chubby boy meal with all of us.

[Anonymous No.18566662]

>>18566655
Risperidone will help with getting your daughter's toys off the stovetop while you cook

[Anonymous No.18566724]

Barbecue chicken omelet

>6 oz pulled pork
>3 eggs
>1 cup mozzarella (needed sharp cheddar)
>3 tbsp barbecue sauce

>1000 calories
>76g brotein
>69g (nice) fat

I've won, but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.18566730]

I had a piece of ham and some eggs and toast and 50mg of THC gummies

[Anonymous No.18566744]

>>18566573
Just some muesli. You should've asked yesterday, I had a grand old fried eggs with tomato, onion and sausage.

[Anonymous No.18566748]

>>18566573
an energy drink and nicotine, if its not busy after i open (it will be) i might make myself something, prolly a ramekin of chili lmao

[Anonymous No.18566788]

>>18566573
maruchan with an egg + leftover shrimp broth

[Anonymous No.18566792]

>>18566573
For me, it's Hungry Jack pancake mix, made with mostly buttermilk, and a bit of regular whole milk. And of course the egg and oil. Then a bit of butter in the cast iron skillet like you did. Breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.18567008]

>>18566592
VERY based. I like that over top of some instant mashed taters

[Anonymous No.18567111]

three of these. still lying in bed.

[Anonymous No.18567465]

>>18566573
I ate the rest of a french bread pizza I made. Safeway has good french bread. So my real breakfast food today will be one bowl each of rice crispies and capt crunch pnut butter crunch

[Anonymous No.18567498]

>>18566573
toast with mustard, sauerkraut, a piece of bacon and an egg

[Anonymous No.18567510]

>>18567498
bretty gud

[Anonymous No.18567860]

>>18567498
More like GAYcon because you're a fag lmao

[Anonymous No.18568257]

>>18567860
>t. didn't have a good breakfast this morning

[Anonymous No.18568316]

>>18566573
>all that grease for pancakes
You need a coat not a pool of butter you fucking neanderthal.
You're frying the fucking things at this point.

[Anonymous No.18569986]

>>18566573
Any based pancake and omelet recipes? Simple but good.

[Anonymous No.18570008]

>>18566573
nice gay doll faggo

[Anonymous No.18570013]

>>18566724
>Barbecue chicken omelet
>6 oz pulled pork

[Anonymous No.18570014]

>>18566724
being a fat slob isn't winning fatso

[Anonymous No.18570017]

>>18567498
>>18567510

[Anonymous No.18570018]

>>18570013
I meant pulled chicken, I was so full my brain stopped working
>>18570014
Like well over half my calories from yesterday
I'm doing it again today but I only have two eggs left

[Anonymous No.18570032]

>>18566724
>pulled pork
>eggs
>cheese
>bbq sauce

Anon, I don’t know what you think you’ve won, but it’s not winning if nobody else wants to compete.

[Anonymous No.18570057]

>>18570018
>I meant pulled chicken, I was so full my brain stopped working

[Anonymous No.18570068]

>>18570018
>I meant pulled chicken
That doesn’t make it any better

[Anonymous No.18570074]

3 eggs on 2 tortillas and a piece of toast with cheddar cheese and hot sauce.
Washed down with a glass of milk.

[Anonymous No.18570088]

quick update i actually had fried chicken and fish for dinner and drank a bunch so that was DEFINITELY above my calorie target so today i will have black coffee (just like i like my dicks... LOL!) perhaps with one slice of toast. as for dinner i will make it light, trust me

[Anonymous No.18570183]

Good morning everyone! Today I'm just reheating leftover Little Seizures in the cast iron for breakfast. It's something I learned watching Mythical Chef Josh on YouTube, he said it's the best way to reheat old pizza. I thought he was insane at first, but I decided to try it. I always thought the toaster oven was best, but he is 100% right. The cast iron crisps up the bottom crust in a way the toaster oven can't. Tastes so much better.

[Anonymous No.18570212]

>>18570068
The one I had this morning was better
I'm not a big egg guy but I'm trying to eat them more

[Anonymous No.18570213]

>>18570183

you're supposed to wipe and clean the walls when you scrub down the range.

[Anonymous No.18570228]

a jimmy dean breakfast sandwich and some "old fashioned" oatmeal
I am not ashamed to admit that I like to eat goyslop

[Anonymous No.18570232]

>>18566573
Perked Folgers, split smoked sausage and an egg on toasted 7-grain with pepperjack and homemade spicy tomato jelly.

[Anonymous No.18570236]

>>18566724
Sounds good, except sadly eggs have betrayed me and I can't eat them anymore without getting really sick.

>>18566730
Nice. A classic mid-20s stoner breakfast.

>>18566748
Remember to take care of your body, anon. I've worked in restaurants too and it's a tough job that takes its toll. Make sure to eat something both good for the soul and body each day! Or just run in the back and shove pepperonis or garlic bread in your mouth then go back to the line like I used to.

>>18566788
Not too bad, next time maybe add some spinach or extra veggies like broccoli when cooking to make it more nutritious!

>>18566792
I haven't tried Hungry Jack before, how's the taste?

>>18567465
Gee anon, your mom let's you eat TWO bowls of cereal for breakfast??

>>18567498
Looks very tasty!

>>18568316
Shut the fuck up retard. The small amount of butter I use always pools to the sides in the cast iron, I mop it up with the next batch that goes in the pan. I feel sorry for anyone who eats your tasteless, dry, sand-like food since you have such an aversion to something as delicious and necessary as butter.

>>18569986
Sadly no eggs for me, I haven't been able to eat eggs for nearly 7 years now. As for pancakes, I usually just mix in fruit I have on hand. A really tasty one is mashed up old bananas and nuts mixed in!

>>18570008
Thanks. She reminds me of the person I love most in the world.

>>18570074
Not too bad, a real classic breakfast right there. Sometimes I just eat one serving of sharp ched with bread for breakfast.

>>18570088
Hey man, it was Friday night. No need to beat yourself up over one cheat day.

[Anonymous No.18570250]

>>18567510
>>18567498
Would

[Anonymous No.18570263]

>>18566573
>first snow of the year on ground
>put kettle on wood stove
It was just instant oatmeal, but comfy as hell until I had to leave

[Anonymous No.18570266]

>>18570213
It was like this when I moved in, why the fuck should I clean off the side of an old ass leaky fridge when I didn't even make the mess? Cleaning the stovetop is enough for this shithole apartment.

[Anonymous No.18570395]

[Anonymous No.18570502]

>>18570236
>feel sorry for anyone who eats your tasteless
The words of a fat pig who doesn't know how to properly cook. With those oily over cooked pucks your gross ass will just drown in artificial syrup and shove in your rotten mouth. Stay mad and making awful grease cakes pitiful hog.

[Anonymous No.18570550]

>>18570502
Says the guy who's never even felt a real human breast. I don't even eat syrup first of all, I eat pancakes and waffles plain. People in this house like them slightly burnt, they request me to cook them like that~ have you ever even cooked for other people before? I doubt anyone loves you enough to come over to your place anyways, not like they'd want to taste your bland cooking.

[Anonymous No.18570597]

>>18570550
Nice ad hominems loser.
You have no argument for your gross shit other than lame insults and "hehe food so bland."
Of course your lowlife pig of a family eat burnt greasy pancakes. And it extended to you having terrible taste and eating habits.
Like it or not you scumbag drowning shit in butter doesn't = better or more flavor. And I doubt that's butter.
Especially not in this case. Where you doughy overcooked pancakes absorbing everything. You might as well drink the pan dripping too you animal. If you're not a fatso I'd be amazed but I'm sure your fucking blood is like gelatin.
But enjoy your slop.

[Anonymous No.18570652]

>>18566573
Canned hash and an egg

[Anonymous No.18570656]

>>18566573
Not sure yet, busy getting ready for a wedding ceremony. I work later today, so I'll probably just have a couple drinks.

[Anonymous No.18570707]

>>18570183
try this next time, especially good for breakfast: https://youtu.be/hB42iztkzVQ

[Anonymous No.18570906]

[Anonymous No.18571004]

>>18566724
Eggs with bbq sauce just seems so unsettling to me

[Anonymous No.18571715]

>>18570236
>I haven't tried Hungry Jack before, how's the taste?
Idk, tastes like boxed mix lol. It's a bit better than Aunt Jemima, but enough of a difference that I like it more.

[Anonymous No.18572064]

>>18570906
Peppered cum on toasted hamburger buns and water?

[Anonymous No.18572305]

rate
>2 large eggs (salt, pepper and pizza cheese blend)
>about 8 slices of bacon
>2 pork sausages
With a side of chilly mustard sauce to dig the bacon in

[Anonymous No.18572328]

I like to make this on the weekends

[Anonymous No.18572561]

Made a dry, didn’t have any mushrooms unfortunately

[Anonymous No.18572787]

Growing up I didn't know that I was the odd one out as one of the like 3 people on the planet that has zero interest in Breakfast Food or whatever. So when I was a kid, and we'd get home from church on Sunday and there wasn't a lot of time left before bedtime, my mom would ALWAYS make Breakfast for Dinner and I fucking hated it. Like I get it, you can fry it up in like 15 mins and was easy for her but still- Sundays meant I wasn't going to get spaghetti or meatloaf or chicken thighs or other good shit like that. My ideal breakfast is a diner burger and coke from a 24 hour place like Huddle House or Steak and loaded hashbrowns. But since I'm not a fatass ideal breakfast right now is Costco chicken pot pie or Costco chicken noodle soup because I'm not getting up at 5am to cook, I just wanna nuke it in the microwave and eat so I can get on with my workday.

[Anonymous No.18572969]

>>18572064
Ciabatta with cheese, one with Marmite, 7up free.

[Anonymous No.18572988]

>>18566632
Can't you buy Krusteaz mix with blueberries already in it?

[Anonymous No.18573011]

I like to make sausage and egg bagels for breakfast, but I can't find any breakfast sausage patties nearby. Sucks.

[Anonymous No.18573058]

>>18572561
Come on man, get some proper bacon!

[Anonymous No.18573351]

>>18570183

lol i have a pic of satori fumo with pizzahut but my mom threw away the ssd before she moved out not knowing what a hard drive is.

[Anonymous No.18573460]

>>18572328
There's a pube on the cheese in the lower right quadrant

[Anonymous No.18573463]

>>18572328
>>18573460
ohh gross

[Anonymous No.18574105]

>>18566573
Aren't you concerned about getting grease on your waifu?

[Anonymous No.18574188]

15 mg Oxycodone.
Hot tea, Lipton black, with milk & sugar.

[Anonymous No.18574342]

>>18574188
is the Oxy recreational or for pain?

[Anonymous No.18574370]

>>18566573
>cake for breakfast
stop doing this.
bread with bean tomato stew is my breakfast.

[Anonymous No.18574376]

>>18574342
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18574379]

>>18574342
Both.

[Anonymous No.18574382]

12 senbei and instant coffee

[Anonymous No.18574396]

Homemade hollandaise sauce is the best, muh gawd.

[Anonymous No.18574505]

This morning I'm making hoe cakes. They're delicious! I'll eventually make an instructional thread showing you guys how I make them. They're so easy to make from scratch and such a treat! They go great with anything, from coffee or eggs to using leftover ones with chili or southern white beans for dinner.

[Anonymous No.18574713]

>>18570266
>Why should I clean my own living space when I could be posing my toys to show to strangers
How aggressively typical. As if we needed more evidence that every person who shoves anime merchandise into their /ck/ pics is a garbage human being.

[Anonymous No.18575148]

>>18574505
Need to know based recipe for pancakes please

[Anonymous No.18575162]

>>18574505
Is that hoe in the background? Looks like mid ass pancakes.

[Anonymous No.18575772]

Ciabatta with Hollandaise, baby spinach, a slice of cheese, fried eggs and a coffee. Put sliced gherkin on one of them.

[Anonymous No.18575812]

>>18572305
Looks good but where's the toast?
Is that a cat/dog hair on the bacon though?

[Anonymous No.18575819]

>>18572787
I like breakfast foods but also enjoy having pretty much anything else at breakfast on occasion too. Never really understood the whole deal with different foods for different times of day (besides alcohol I guess). Leftovers for breakfast is good too.

[Anonymous No.18575826]

>>18566573
>though it's a little too sweet.
Probably all the msg

[Anonymous No.18575831]

>>18575812
>toast
I'm on a low carb diet so no toast for me
>hair
thats melted cheese

[Anonymous No.18575837]

>>18574505
Is a hoecake a pancake made with corn flour? I like corn bread, would I enjoy hoecakes?

[Anonymous No.18575847]

>>18575831
>I'm on a low carb diet so no toast for me
listen. carbs are fine. I eat loads of starch every day. I'm fine. I'm thin. It's the fat.
go ahead and eat 10 slices of bread for breakfast. It's fine. won't do anything to you. Just don't put fat or jelly on it. you can sprinkle aspartame and cinnamon on them.

[Anonymous No.18575850]

>>18575831
Ah ok, that makes sense, sorry didn't see the cheese part. Too bad though, I really like sopping up the eggs with bread.

[Anonymous No.18575904]

[Anonymous No.18577188]

>>18574505
Cute bun. Got any other softgirls you like to cook with?