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>Flip over after 10-15 minutes

What are some other bad/pointless food prep directions?

>> No.18564578

>>18564520
>serves 4
Lmao sure

>> No.18564591

>cook to 145f internal
lmao

>> No.18564597

>>18564520
>boil pasta for 8 minutes, 10 if you like well cooked.

>> No.18564603

>Let sit 1 minute in microwave after cooking.

>> No.18564627
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18564627

>The reccomended power and time for hot pockets as the box says

Im shocked nobody has tried to call the FDA on Nestle for the poor directions or would it be the FTC?

>> No.18564658

>>18564627
too much? too little?

>> No.18564660

If you want your popcorn burned, follow the instructions.

>> No.18564790

>>18564658
The majority of them say just full power and like 2-3 minutes sometimes more depending on what type it is

When thats a bad fucking idea and its why people complain about exploding or molten hot pockets

>> No.18564797
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18564797

>Tells you different cooking times depending on if the food is frozen or thawed
>Thawing it makes it come out worse

>> No.18565429
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18565429

Ever since someone told me you can just put hot dogs in the toaster oven i dont even boil water anymore

>> No.18565461

>>18565429
I wonder if you could put them in a normal toaster
I bet it would work

>> No.18565481

>>18565429
I wonder if you can put them in OP’s ass the heat from his rectum could probably cook the hotdogs
I bet it would work

>> No.18565909

>>18565429
the journey doesn't stop there. i'm convinced boiling water for a hotdog is a long running joke from father to son.

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18565922

>Add a glug of oil

>> No.18567218

>>18565922
>Use exactly the amount of oil we tell you to use even though its clearly too much

>> No.18567252

>use 1 clove of garlic
>use 1/4 teaspoon of [insert spice here]

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18567577

>Remove chicken
>Cook meal
>Add chicken back in and cook again

>> No.18567665

>>18564597
whenever i read 9min i do 12
6min ? i do 9

fuck u and ur jewish gluten fiber, i'll boil you down

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18567709

>>18564520
>add a small amount of butter
>person in vid adds half a stick

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18567753

>Do NOT get a quick taste of the batter

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18567888

>>18565429
Here in México we make the hotdog like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt8kiQubasU we juices from the caramelized onion and the oil from bacon to make it more delicious.

>> No.18567904

>>18565461
If it has a removable crumb tray and you remove it, it should provide a place the fat can drop down without causing mayhem in the electronics or the heating wires.