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18561538 No.18561538 [Reply] [Original]

Fellas I'm in need of your expert advice. I moved to a new apartment and I have no oven. Just a stove and none of that fancy cast iron potware. Is there any way I can make my world famous lasagna without an oven?

>> No.18561550

Fuck bruh. I have a recipe for a microwave lasagne I used to like as a kid. Was some peak mid 90s trash haha. Let me find the recipe.

>> No.18561557

>>18561550
Thanks bro, thing is I don't have a microwave either

>> No.18561560

>>18561557
Oh lol. Well then cook some pasta, pour over some bechamel, then top with a ragu then grate over parmesan.

>> No.18561565
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18561565

Have you really never heard of skillet lasagna?

>> No.18561568

>>18561538
Buy a counter top oven?

>> No.18561643

>>18561568
Don't have a counter

>> No.18561649

Plot twist, I have no ingredients to make lasagna, no money, and no transportation
Any ideas are appreciated.

>> No.18561650

>>18561643
Why is your life this way?

>> No.18561677

>>18561565
No. Enlighten me

>> No.18561681

>>18561643
>>18561649
>>18561650
Sometimes I like to explore solutions that are not "throwing money at the problem"

>> No.18561690
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>>18561538
What kind of shithole doesn’t have an oven, microwave or fucking countertop?

>> No.18561697

>>18561560
That sounds good too... now that I read it it looks pretty common sense. I'm glad that I asked.

>> No.18561721

>>18561690
I had a countertop oven and a microwave but I gave them away. Why don't you just say that you want me to say I'm poor so that you can make fun of me? Moving stuff around is tiresome and I also like to get rid of stuff all the time by giving it away to friends or family. You should be ashamed for taking me to the point of having to explain myself like this just for a fucking alternative way of making lasagna.

>> No.18561723
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>>18561538
>>18561557
>>18561643
>>18561649
>t.

>> No.18561761
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>> No.18561768

>>18561643
my oven is on a table
dw about it

>> No.18561874

>>18561768
>Implying I have a table
I don't live in a fuckin IKEA with fancy tables and counters and meatballs and shit.

>> No.18561883

>>18561538
So aside from a stove what cooking tools do you have access to?

>> No.18561887

>>18561883
Trash fire in the woods.

>> No.18561903

>>18561883
Pyrex jug, roasting pan, silicon muffin tray.

>> No.18561909
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18561909

buy a countertop oven

>> No.18561915

>>18561538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_2A1n1mHAk
Simple as.

>> No.18561918

>>18561643
if by "apartment", did you mean the streets? how do you not have a counter?

>> No.18561920

>>18561538
Scout the area for local homeless people
Try to find one asleep, if you can't you will have to fight them
Steal his alcohol
Dig into the trash for a can and cardboard
You have almost everything you need, break into a construction site and steak a metal bucket and some bricks
Soak the cardboard in the alcohol, put it in the can and set it on fire
Lay the bricks around and put the bucket on top of it
Cook the lasagna

>> No.18561937

>>18561918
Got stolen

>> No.18561999

>>18561721
Stop being poor

>> No.18562001

>>18561937
how do you steal a fucking counter

>> No.18562022

>>18562001
Maybe he lives in an area with blacks

>> No.18562041

>>18562001
I unscrewed the counter top and base cabinets, threw em in the back of my truck.

>> No.18562043

>>18562001
I don't know. I didn't steal it. I had it stolen.

>> No.18562069

>>18561915
Nice. The clay container seems a good option. I'm guessing refractary glass would work too...
>>18561874
>>18561903
stop larping as me
>>18561918
I have a counter. Apparently some melanin-enriched fellow thinks it is fun to hijack my thread
>>18561999
I am not poor
>>18561909
No

>> No.18562090

>>18562001
This is why laminate counters are superior. Nobody will ever steal it.

>> No.18562100

>>18562090
Thanks for the tip. I'll laminate my next one.

>> No.18562295

ayo thx for the counter nigga lmaooooo i been preparin hella food on this mf tf u been doin lol lil bitch

>> No.18562306

>>18562001
can’t have shit in detroit

>> No.18562313

>>18561538
If you made "world famous lasagna" why are you living in a shack?

>> No.18562354

>>18562295
heh, yeah this.

>> No.18562426

This fucking thread lol

>> No.18562497

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/slow-cooker-lasagna-recipe-2105581
alton brown's most hated recipe of all time

>> No.18562507

>>18561721
just because you've made horrendous life decisions doesn't mean people owe you respect or have to tip-toe around how they interact with you.
poor people with a sense of entitlement of any kind are in top 5 worst types of people

>> No.18562530

>>18561550
share the recipe anyway

>> No.18562534

>>18561538
I feel like op lives in a hotel with a hot plate, not judging but it explains no oven microwave countertop situation

>> No.18562549

>>18562534

What kind of shit roach hotel doesn't have a microwave? Is he in the fucking Atacama desert or some shit?

>> No.18562556

>>18562549
Ive been in some with no microwave, ive also been in some with sink, mini plate, fridge setup. Idk anon just making an observation

>> No.18562571

>>18562556

Only places I can think of is some remote rustic motel in the forest, or maybe a homeless shelter. Knowing /ck/, it's likely the latter.

>> No.18562578

>>18562571
Idk man i used to travel the country for work so ive stayed in alot of shit holes, mostly just to shower and sleep a couple hours so i would try to find the cheapest room available

>> No.18562687

Cheapest room anywhere is your mother's cunt

>> No.18562720

OP here. Someone just stole my sink.

>> No.18562725

Stole ya counter
Stole ya sink
OP ain't nothin but a dumbass dink

>> No.18562750
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>>18562725

>> No.18562815

best thread in months

>> No.18562825
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Fellas I'm in need of your expert advice. I moved to a new apartment and I have no oven. Just a counter. Is there any way I can make my world famous lasagna with just a counter?

>> No.18562918

>>18562750
fuckin dink

>> No.18562939

>>Fuck off, you donkey. Give lasagna tips or GTFO my thread. Mongrels like you that come into threads to spout their low IQ takes and make no contribution at all are the #1 worst people. Kindly kill yourself and your offspring in case you comitted the crime of reproducing.
>>18562534
I Iive in a rented car, the engine is my stove and the hood is my counter.
>>18562313
Because I make my world famous lasagna for free.

>> No.18562940

>>18562507
Last post was for you, stupid-ass donkey

>> No.18562952
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>>18562825
Have you really never heard of counter lasagna?

>> No.18562953

>>18562825
No. Counter got stolen, remember?

>> No.18562959

>>18562825
does the counter get sunlight? you can use the heat of the sun to cook the lasagna

>> No.18562960

>>18562953
Where you think I got the counter motherfucker

>> No.18562965

>>18561538
Put a smaller pan inside a bigger pan with something to separate them on the bottom, coins, dried peas, pebbles. Make sure there's maybe a half inch or more of space between the two. Put lasagna in the smaller pot. Put lids on. Put over a heat source. Fucks sake have you never cooked bread on the trail?

>> No.18562969

>>18562825
ay yo you finna stole counter but not steal oven? me not get it

>> No.18562979

>>18562965
Alright Cowboy Sam you want some Reddit gold?

>> No.18563060

>>18562965
>Fucks sake have you never cooked bread on the trail?
No, but it's good advice. Thank you and happy trails.

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>>18562960
You counter thief!!!! I bet you're a counterfeiter too!
>>18562979

>> No.18563290
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18563290

I made the lasagne guys, but I went to put it on the counter and forgot it got stolen and it ended up falling into the sinkhole where my sink used to be. Starting to think that gypsy curse that was cast on me might be real.

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>>18561538
bitch lasagna

>> No.18563719

>>18561538
Dude, a toaster oven is like $40 bucks.

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>>18563675

>> No.18563939
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INWQOejVqXY
https://onedishkitchen.com/lasagna-for-one/

>> No.18564293

>>18563939
Very cool, old man.