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As an Australian I gotta say our food is pretty bad, and it must be genetic since British food is also pretty fuckin shit. All our best recipes are actually Italian and American, and your national dish Tikka Masala is actually Indian.

Indian food is fucking atrocious and gives you an Indian aftertaste for the next 18 hours; something must be seriously wrong if it's still better than what you lot can come up with.

Did the Puritans take all the good cookbooks with them when they left for America? The Yanks are eating some fucking good shit while we're stuck eating dog shit! Fish and chips is good and all but there has to be something else too, surely?

Hardmode: NO DESERTS, I'm trying to make a good dinner

>> No.18557153
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This honestly isn't as bad as people make it out to be

>> No.18557158

>>18557153
fuck off we bullied cunts who brought that to school

>> No.18557168

Steak and ale stew with cheddar dumplings.

>> No.18557176

>>18557158
Wait people brought that to school? Doesn't it turn into a fucking mess after a few minutes?

>> No.18557177

>>18557158
who the fuck brings beans on toast to school?

>> No.18557179

>>18557177
can eaters

>> No.18557184

>>18557150
steak and kidney pee
a stew
fucking anything with meat and veg in gravy and its basically brit food

>> No.18557193

>>18557176
wym? Mummy caneater wraps it up in Glad® and sends their boy off to school to enjoy a delicious meal

>> No.18557377

>British meals
everyone in London here just eats Sandwitches, crisps, fizzy drinks, and fast foods / ready meals

>> No.18557382

>>18557377
I mean most people.
But also people eat salad, biscuits, donuts as well

>> No.18557389

>>18557150
bubble and squeak

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>>18557153
Step aside, the pinnacle of British cooking.

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>>18557150

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>> No.18558106

>>18557150
PB and pickles are based, didn't know it was british

>> No.18558178

>>18558106
It's not, not sure why OP posted it. PB is almost exclusively in American dishes.

>> No.18558179

>>18557150
>What are some good British meals?
Kippers.

>> No.18558205

>>18558179
with brown bread and butter.... and a slice of lemon. and a cup of tea

>> No.18558215

>>18557150
Full english breakfast & sunday roasts.

>> No.18558253

>>18557150
Custard tarts are pretty good.

>> No.18559015

>>18557966
>>18557970
horrid

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>>18557150

>> No.18559044

>>18557158
>beans on toast to school
fuck off tryhard larper

>> No.18559049

>>18559044
You haven't been to Australia have you?

>> No.18559068

>>18559029
mmm dick spots!

>> No.18559289

>>18559049
Who cares? This is a bong thread.

>> No.18559331

>>18559289
Started by an Australian recounting the horrors of Anglo cuisine

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>>18557153
its actually good if you put some bacon, cheese and hot sauce in there
better if you use canned spaghetti

>> No.18559363

>>18559331
Oh shit. Shut it down.

>> No.18559441
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>>18557150
>Lancashire hotpot
>Steak and kidney pie
>Roast Lamb with mint sauce
>Gloucestershire pie
>Poached pheasant cooked in cyder
>Fish pie
>Rabbit stew
>Pork belly with cream and roasted apples
>Gammon egg and chips
>Bubble and squeak
>Liver and bacon
>Bangers mash and gravy
>Roast beef and Horseradish
>Shepherd's pie
now for the puddings
>Gypsy tart
>Bakewell tart
>Sussex pond pudding
>Sponge trifle
>Chester tart
>Harvest pudding
>Malvern pudding
>Kentish pan cake
>Apple pie
>treacle tart
>sticky toffee pudding
>Ipswich Almond pudding
>Jam roly poly
>Bread and butter pudding
>Lardy cake

>> No.18559445

>>18559015
Murican meltdown. You don't even know what it is or tastes like

>> No.18559644

>>18559445
*Australian

>> No.18559673

>>18559441
cringed

>> No.18559701

>>18557150
Actual English cooking is good but most British people don't cook it anymore. Seems lost to time due to WW2

>> No.18560208

>>18559701
yeah, although some pubs seem to be bringing it back. You can buy steak and kidney pudding in Wetherspoons now

>> No.18560232

>>18559701
>people don't cook it anymore.
they do, but this generation is really going to shit since they just order mcdonalds with foodhub or whatever

>> No.18560265

>>18559029
https://clip.cafe/murder-on-the-orient-express-1974/there-an-old-contusion/

>> No.18560610

>>18560232
Zoomers should unironically be rounded up and sent to re-education camp

>> No.18560685

>>18557150
>good British meals
Does not compute.

>> No.18560735

>>18559049
cunt, nobody brought baked beans to school. were you in the special ed class?

>> No.18561596

>>18560208
boiled babies are absolute kino
i hope suet becomes more commonplace again

>> No.18562573

>>18560735
Caneater bogans most definitely brought baked bean and spaghetti sandwiches to school. Come to a working class suburb you twit

>> No.18562582

>>18562573
Does >>18557153 really look like a baked bean sandwich to you? Is everybody down there all zoned out on sunstroke?

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>>18562582
Never been to Woolies cunt?

>> No.18562600

>>18562596
At this point I'm surprised you have the mental capacity to type words.

>> No.18562604

>>18562600
What the fuck are you trying to say? Am I speaking to Cleverbot?