/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18554579]

ITT:tits having unfounded reactions to completely ordinary food

[Anonymous No.18554595]

>>18554579

[Anonymous No.18554611]

>>18554595
That is a dangerously sized bag, so that's a fair reaction

[Anonymous No.18554615]

>>18554611
Your first reaction to danger is to accept a cock that smells like axe body spray in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.18554619]

>>18554595
>>18554579
They really just look drunk incels.

[Anonymous No.18554620]

>>18554579
>>18554595
They're having a reaction to the camera.

[Anonymous No.18554634]

>>18554579
I would make that face too. I never seen pizza make strands of melted cheese like that.

[Anonymous No.18554650]

>>18554620
Obtain permission from another individual to perform sexual intercourse with.

[Anonymous No.18554691]

>>18554579
I'd love to smear her young breasts with the pizza and have an Italian style motorboat.

[Anonymous No.18554703]

>>18554691
I'd love to cut off those tits and cram them down the garbage disposal and then blame her for how much it cost me to call a plumber out on a holiday to unclogged the drain from her minced tits and then try to convince myself it was worth it to enjoy this pizza without her ridiculous tits in the way.

[Anonymous No.18554709]

>>18554579

[Anonymous No.18554736]

[Anonymous No.18554781]

>>18554579
She's just drugged out of her damn mind. Anything would make her look like that

[Anonymous No.18554917]

>>18554781
What drug is this tits on?

[Anonymous No.18554954]

Awwww, at least she tried but get a load of those bazongas

[Anonymous No.18554959]

>>18554954
I can see her tummy tum

[Anonymous No.18555007]

>>18554736
Hooters is for alpha males.

[Anonymous No.18555020]

>>18555007
Yep

[Anonymous No.18555043]

>>18554954
BOOBA

[Anonymous No.18555062]

>>18554579

[Anonymous No.18555161]

this chick looks like shell finish off the whole table and her brother there also

[Anonymous No.18555186]

>>18554595
Damn she’s cute

[Anonymous No.18555195]

>>18554959
>Pic of huge tits
>Look at stomach
Anon...

[Anonymous No.18555209]

>>18555161
... the brother kind of looks like, "get her the fuck away from me"
.t had a really annoying older sister that would never leave me alone

[Anonymous No.18555231]

>>18555195
>not appreciating every part of a woman’s body
Faggot alert!!!

[Anonymous No.18555233]

>>18554619
>They really just look drunk incels.

[Anonymous No.18555242]

....can you guys not be misogynistic?

[Anonymous No.18555252]

>>18555242
no

[Anonymous No.18555284]

>>18555161
>shell finish off the whole table and her brother there also
She can finish me off wait what no

[Anonymous No.18555293]

>>18554634
Pizza is almost always like that if you get it in the actual restaurant but it's also scalding hot.
Even Pizza Hit used to serve it up lack that before the hoax virus shut everything down

[Anonymous No.18555294]

>>18555233
Footfags please leave

[Anonymous No.18555320]

>>18555161
he looks like he's about to throw up

[Anonymous No.18555336]

>>18554954
>fake tits
>slim, but fat belly
>that face
no thanks

[Anonymous No.18555368]

Sometimes I'm really reminded how male this site is
>tfw no /ck/ board on crystal cafe

[Anonymous No.18555374]

>>18555336
low test

[Anonymous No.18555375]

>>18555368
Only sometimes?

[Anonymous No.18555398]

>>18555368
I have a feeling in me that /ck/ has a larger female population (in 4chan numbers) in relation to other boards of the same size, of course losing to the big ones, but you get the idea
my argument: Woman like cooking and kitchen

[Anonymous No.18555432]

[Anonymous No.18555444]

>>18554579
>tits
are you 12 or just a virgin?

[Anonymous No.18555448]

>>18555398
Absolutely, compared to somewhere like /tv/. There used to be a frozen general on /co/ and that place was 80-90% female. You can tell.
Women are a lot more pleasant to be around, but they don’t have that edge that makes them interesting.

[Anonymous No.18555450]

>>18555320
Likely. He just spent the last 2 hours on a tilt-a-whirl and he’s eating “pizza” with no actual food in it

[Anonymous No.18555457]

>>18555161
>chick
that's a child, anon

[Anonymous No.18555469]

>thread #1823348934 where autistic anons do not understand humor or the desire to share with others in any other way than sterile documentation photos

[Anonymous No.18555498]

>>18555398
Yeah I agree. It's not like I've browsed every single board but /ck/ seems to have the highest population of women, followed by /adv/.

[Anonymous No.18555502]

>>18555498
/cgl/ has the highest.
/ck/ is probably up there but highly dependent on the thread topic. Real cooking and recipe threads have women. Fast food threads are college males.

[Anonymous No.18555511]

>>18555368
Anon, did you forget?
There are no girls on the internet.

[Anonymous No.18555564]

>>18555368
Post tits while you react to food

[Anonymous No.18555586]

>>18555242
Yes, but now I won't stop.

[Anonymous No.18555588]

>>18555368
there are no girls on the internet anon

[Anonymous No.18555591]

>>18555368
wait, so you like OP's picrel? you think that's an appropriate reaction to pizza?

[Anonymous No.18555605]

>>18554579
>No girl will ever have that reaction to seeing my dick

[Anonymous No.18555672]

>>18555591
Depends on the size of the pizza

[Anonymous No.18555686]

>>18555336
Not fake tits m8, those are genuine Khazar milkies

[Anonymous No.18555688]

>>18555368
Ywnbaw
Cope fruitcake

[Anonymous No.18555693]

>>18555368
Crystal cafe is full of trannies now sis we post on lolcow exclusively, but you'd know this if you were a TRVE biofem instead of a troon

[Anonymous No.18555697]

>>18554579
delishhhhhh