Ikea food

[Anonymous No.18537129]

Is it /ck/ approved?

[Anonymous No.18537133]

I only ever got the gravlax plate. Pretty good for cheap cafeteria food.

[Anonymous No.18537136]

>>18537129
the juice is good, and the black girls who work in the cafeteria are cute

[Anonymous No.18537286]

>>18537136
>Nigs
>Cute
Ew

[Anonymous No.18537549]

>>18537286
Nig girls can be cute, it's just super uncommon. Thankfully, I'm not a /pol/tard to think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18537573]

>>18537129
Only eaten there once. Quality to price ratio is really good.

[Anonymous No.18537576]

>>18537286
Low test post(er)

[Anonymous No.18538399]

>>18537129
They've got really good service from the one time I ate there

[Anonymous No.18538414]

>>18537136
>niggirls cute
kek

[Anonymous No.18538416]

>>18537129
>>18537133
Jews invented cured salmon. Ikea is stealing.
>>18537549
niggerlover

[Anonymous No.18538431]

>>18537129
Yes, because IKEA is not making money off the food. It's just there to attract furniture customers.

[Anonymous No.18538440]

>>18538416
Gravlax is a very old nordic way to preserve fish.

[Anonymous No.18538444]

>>18537129
>Ikea food
I had some of their meatballs, years ago.
Pretty tasty.
Turns out they were using horse meat (and lying about it).
Not sure I'd trust them in any sense any more, despite how tasty their horse-meat meatballs were.

[Anonymous No.18538446]

>>18538431
>IKEA is not making money off the food.
[citation needed]

>just there to attract furniture customers.
So they ARE (indirectly) making money off the food?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader

[Anonymous No.18538448]

>>18538440
Jews existed prior to Nordic cultures. The fertile crescent was wetter back then and had rivers teeming with fish to be salted.

[Anonymous No.18538454]

>>18538446
Not him but they sell the food at pretty much 0 profit.

[Anonymous No.18538470]

>>18538448
And water didn't exist in the baltic sea back then?

[Anonymous No.18538764]

>>18538454
>Not him but they sell the food at pretty much 0 profit.
Still not hearing anything about my two points.
Let's try again:
What are your credentials? Are you a purchasing agent for IKEA? Is there any documentation about what they're spending vs their sale price?
Second point: If it's a successful loss leader, it's a profitable choice for them. You might as well call the building lease cost a "loss", even though it's got to be justified by the profit from furniture sales.

[Anonymous No.18538799]

>>18538764
You don't need to be a purchasing agent for IKEA or some kind of genious to realize that you can't run any successful restaurant at those prices.
The restaurants are there just to get people to buy more furniture.

[Anonymous No.18538823]

>>18538799
So....
a) You're guessing at the profit margin...
- and -
b) You SEEM to agree with me about the loss leader aspect of their food, but somehow still act like I'm wrong, somehow?

[Anonymous No.18538850]

>>18537129
I go once or twice a year specifically to eat their food and walk through the showroom. I have a relative who comes to visit me and they usually want to go shopping there to take stuff back home. I like their horse meatballs a lot and the salmon. I also get stuff from the grocery section while I'm there. So I approve.

[Anonymous No.18538880]

>>18538823
I'm not guessing anything about profit margins. I know it is absolutely impossible to to run a restaurant with those prices.
If you put a restaurant like that with those prices outside the furniture store it would go bankrupt in just couple months

[Anonymous No.18538909]

>>18538823
Being a loss leader literally means they're selling it at a loss you complete fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.18538925]

>>18537129
No.

[Anonymous No.18539225]

>>18538909
>literally means they're selling it at a loss

[Anonymous No.18539256]

The more I think about it, IKEA is just a dumb annoying store, spend literally 3 hours there every time and get like 1-2 things

Good cheap furniture though

[Anonymous No.18539296]

>>18537286
>>18538416
>T. Low test beta virgin incel no chin having cuck afraid of prime bvnda

[Anonymous No.18539482]

ikea tendies and fries are excellent. better than canes...

[Anonymous No.18540349]

If it makes you fat is /ck/ approved.

[Anonymous No.18540944]

>>18539225
Oh boy, just wait until to hear about Costco's Rotisserie Chickens.

[Anonymous No.18540954]

>>18539296
Nigger nigger nigger

[Anonymous No.18540957]

>>18537129
>coating meatballs in sugar sauce
>putting additional sugar jelly sauce on the side of the disgusting sugar coated meatballs because the first sugar sauce wasn't fatass enough
american food is so fat and retarded it's comical

[Anonymous No.18540958]

>>18537129
Delicious!

[Anonymous No.18541945]

>>18540957
>american food

[Anonymous No.18541968]

>>18539296
He's literally me

[Anonymous No.18541973]

>>18537286
Based
Nigs seething

[Anonymous No.18542023]

Ikea food is decent, the almond daim cheesecake thing is fucking amazing. It's always ruined though by Ikea being absolutely full of screaming kid and trashy families.

[Anonymous No.18542029]

>>18540957
Fuck off from this board you ignorant buffoon

[Anonymous No.18542337]

>go to ikea
>see the stuffed animals
>want to get one but im scared of looking infantile
Call me autistic but i still love plushies and sleep with a teddy bear, its not some age regression fetish thing or anything of the like. I just find them comfy and adorable. Just sucks that i cant get them without looking really weird.

[Anonymous No.18542465]

>>18539256
I make a day of it because I enjoy going there. I like looking at the orderliness of the rooms and how efficient the storage is. But I am a weirdo.

>>18542337
It's all in your head. People would just assume it's a gift for someone. Don't feel bad, humans only started sleeping alone in the last 200 years or so, and that's usually only in the west. It's kind of unnatural if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.18542498]

>>18537286
Baste

[Anonymous No.18542679]

>>18537129
I bought their official cookbook for a whopping €5,99 or so years ago, and if you follow the meatball recipe in there to the letter you get very different meatballs from the one they serve and sell frozen
I love their meatballs, but I'm still so sour about it I can't say anything good about IKEA

[Anonymous No.18542694]

>>18537129
I'd buy the Cloudberry Jam from there cause it's a rare type of jam, but the rest of the food is mainly OK.

[Anonymous No.18542699]

>>18537129
For cafeteria food at a flatpack furniture warehouse its surprisingly good.

[Anonymous No.18542702]

>>18538444
Aren't you just mad that they put horse balls in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.18544023]

The pizza andveggie hot dogs were preddy gud

[Anonymous No.18544972]

>>18537129
I usually get the salmon fillet. I just looked up their menu and it seems like they have a new baked salmon fillet version here in Australia.

[Anonymous No.18545362]

Fucking every culture invented preserved fish you retarded cunts, all it takes is salt and fish and time. Kill yourselves.