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Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:30:14 2022 No.18533781 [Reply] [Original]

>sweetie, dinners ready oh whats wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:37:52 2022 No.18533807 File: 689 KB, 720x720, hell let loose.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:38:08 2022 No.18533809 basadissimo

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:41:24 2022 No.18533817 >>18533807 HOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:42:28 2022 No.18533822 >>18533807 >>18533817 >ever forgetting that rabbits are rodents, who can fit their whole bodies through anywhere barely as wide as their own skulls

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:43:57 2022 No.18533827 can we do this but instead of an entry to the kitchen, it's the exit of a rancor dungeon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:46:56 2022 No.18533834 File: 990 KB, 1080x1076, 1659612377327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18533817 long

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:49:58 2022 No.18533842 >>18533834 haha long bun

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:01:51 2022 No.18533877 >>18533822 >>rabbits are rodents no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:26:28 2022 No.18533936 that's like an old Ricky Gervais bit: https://youtu.be/l4YZiKbklAE (around 7:40)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:35:05 2022 No.18533959 bunnywabbits are long eared rats that eat their own babies

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:36:56 2022 No.18533967 >>18533959 And you're a fat necked abortion who sniff his own farts

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:39:14 2022 No.18533972 >>18533967 glad we understand each other, woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:39:23 2022 No.18533973 what if the monk was just big boned?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:44:51 2022 No.18533990 >>18533822 >rabbits are rodents anon i.......

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 07:09:11 2022 No.18534055 >>18533781 What if you're too tall for the door, you would have to crouch to fit through but then would be too wide

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 08:05:39 2022 No.18534158 >>18533959 Sometimes. But if a baby matures they might just fuck their child instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 08:11:51 2022 No.18534162 >>18533834 Longbun is long

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 08:12:18 2022 No.18534164 >>18533781 This is fake. That actually leads to a narrow chute in the fort, for them to discard buckets of waste into the sewer. The height of it was made to match the height of nearby windows in the courtyard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 08:43:04 2022 No.18534203 >>18533822 >rabbits are rodents no they're dinner if you have a .22

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 08:53:19 2022 No.18534210 >>18534055 just fall sideways

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 09:04:30 2022 No.18534219 >>18533822 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 09:42:34 2022 No.18534261 >>18533817 their skull is smaller than you realise and their ribs are very soft. cats can do similar stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 09:51:08 2022 No.18534274 >>18533817 Their skellys are more flexible than humans, so bone structures can flex in weird ways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:19:29 2022 No.18534323 File: 25 KB, 1138x558, 1667343482637083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18533973 Then he should lose some bones

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:44:35 2022 No.18534473 What if you have a boner? Why did monks never make religious boner devourers a thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:51:34 2022 No.18534482 >>18534164 this makes sense, the OP pic sounds like a classic myth around old architecture it's just not a practical solution to the monk obesity problem in any way

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:02:53 2022 No.18534510 >>18533822 their marsupials retard, they have a pouch

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:37:19 2022 No.18534602 >>18534482 Yeah it's just not practical in any way in general but I still wished we had somehow practical versions of this everywhere in public places to shame and punish fat fucks as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:10:20 2022 No.18534696 >>18533822 They're lagomorphs

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:02:58 2022 No.18535051 >>18533781 >this is my hole! it was made for me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:53:45 2022 No.18535176 File: 135 KB, 363x275, King-Size_Homer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18533781 I bet I can bypass this with a very long stick

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:56:23 2022 No.18535185 File: 45 KB, 750x1086, 052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18533781

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:11:07 2022 No.18535226 >>18534164 Nice comma splice you esl FAG

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:23:57 2022 No.18535260 >>18533781 >be slim >get in kitchen >stuff yourself with food >become fat inside of kitchen >uh oh can't fit through the door anymore >eat whatever you want every day >people can't even kick you out Checkmate monkcels

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:25:44 2022 No.18535267 >>18533817 They are a liquid

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:25:46 2022 No.18535268 File: 2.82 MB, 3027x2855, 1665415928886360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18533959 all animals do that dingus. Don't single out bunnies

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:27:12 2022 No.18535275 >>18533959 >>18534203 >>18534158 Sounds like rabbits are Southerners.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:27:16 2022 No.18535276 File: 62 KB, 378x357, 1659524708831531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18534510 under rated

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:29:52 2022 No.18535283 >>18534696 Cousins to the rodents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:30:52 2022 No.18535285 >>18535260 >stuff yourself with food Eating in the kitchen was against the rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:00:41 2022 No.18535377 >>18533781 These need to come back, I'm sick of having to deal with the morbidly obese. I have never met an intelligent fat person

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 21:28:28 2022 No.18536257 >>18535285 >open door >behold Brother Nicolas Avocadius' colossal crevasse >close door >starve wow, thank you Jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 22:17:16 2022 No.18536384 File: 102 KB, 645x644, 1424118227649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18534602 but you do

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:41:32 2022 No.18537036 >>18534602 we do, they're called airplane seats

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:43:46 2022 No.18537040 >>18536257 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:46:42 2022 No.18537052 >>18535260 >get stuck in kitchen >starve to death These idiot monks didn't think this out very well

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:52:31 2022 No.18537079 >>18533807 This is why gays aren't allowed to own guinea pigs in California

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:55:34 2022 No.18537090 File: 146 KB, 1080x1121, 16672966849413092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18535283 >Comparing buns to Jewish rats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 08:17:52 2022 No.18538103 >>18533781 >normalizing fatphobia im literally shaking

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 08:47:43 2022 No.18538131 >>18533781 lol tying to fit you ass through a window

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 08:53:00 2022 No.18538136 >>18535226 Deal with it numbnuts

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 09:38:57 2022 No.18538223 >>18533781 That sounds more like calvinism. Granted that it's actually real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 09:53:09 2022 No.18538239 >>18537090 >comparing cute rat frens to kikes Please be respectful to rodents bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 10:31:29 2022 No.18538301 File: 2.99 MB, 854x480, 1652147441662.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a bunny so bad bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 10:45:20 2022 No.18538324 >>18536384 >Get active over there! Lol Lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:14:50 2022 No.18538367 >>18536384 Damn this post is ancient

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:18:01 2022 No.18538373 >>18538136 Hahaha do you learn English from the fucking Fonz?

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Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:25:01 2022 No.18538390

>>18533817
Rabbits were interbred with non-euclidean horrors from beyond our dimension at some point in the past.
It's why identification tests for meat usually use Rabbit serum to develop the antibodies towards the species they want to identify since it's distinct from many land animals they want to test for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:29:59 2022 No.18538400 >>18535283 by that logic humans are rodents

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 12:16:04 2022 No.18538451 >>18533967 Silence, insipid rabbitard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 15:50:26 2022 No.18538934 >>18533807 T1000

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