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This is the equivalent of mixing eggs with poultry Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:14:05 2022 No.18403176 [Reply] [Original]

What, on earth is wrong, with you people? Have you no shame?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:16:07 2022 No.18403180 >>18403176 You just posted a cheeseburger what are you rambling on about schizo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:17:25 2022 No.18403182 >>18403180 The fruit of the cow's udder, you take after sacrificing its meat, and then mix it together, you filthy mongrel. Do you eat your own shit, too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:19:17 2022 No.18403185 >>18403180 He's pretending the be Jewish. Part of keeping kosher is not eating dairy with beef. It's not a very funny post, you can just move on

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:20:36 2022 No.18403188 >>18403182 This niggas never heard of a burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:21:35 2022 No.18403191 >>18403176 How about I mix your teeth with the sidewalk, fella?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:21:38 2022 No.18403192 >>18403185 I sincerely think its wrong to do, apart from being a Jew. Would you have an Egg McMuffin Chicken Filet, too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:22:44 2022 No.18403195 >>18403192 Accept Jesus Christ into your heart

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:23:41 2022 No.18403197 >>18403195 In the same way that I would a cheeseburger, what are you saying?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:24:33 2022 No.18403200 >>18403192 It doesn't matter in the slightest. What matters is if it tastes good.

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:25:06 2022 No.18403204

>>18403185
I'm technically Jewish and didn't learn anything about these stupid rules until I started posting here in my late 20's. I used to go to delis and order a liverwurst sandwich with an egg cream and nobody ever told me I was doing anything wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:26:02 2022 No.18403206 The reality is that a cheeseburger is a fundamentally sexual experience, when, apart, from consuming bodies, you should leave sex out of the equation, as it relates, to eating food. Cow titty milk+cow meat=sex with a cow Eating beef=riding the bull

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:26:15 2022 No.18403207 File: 1.17 MB, 3888x2592, 8131746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403176 Open your mouth and say ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:26:27 2022 No.18403208
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In Australia, a real burger has cheese, lettuce, tomato, betroot, egg and a beef patty. Tell a whole nation we're wrong.

Some of our islanders like adding pineapple too. Nothing wrong witth that. What're you gonna do about it, shlomo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:27:56 2022 No.18403212 >>18403208 A nation of convicts live worse than animals. News at 11

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:28:57 2022 No.18403214 >>18403207 The less moral you are about eating food, the worse it will taste. Gluttony is a sin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:30:03 2022 No.18403216 >>18403204 This isnt LiveJournal, no one cares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:31:32 2022 No.18403220 "The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring into the house of the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk." Says nothing here about eggs and cheese. What's with shylock and his convoluted rules?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:31:36 2022 No.18403221 >>18403212 Wherever you're from, I love you even though you talk shit. Have a good day bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:32:52 2022 No.18403223 >>18403221 See>>18403195

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:34:12 2022 No.18403225 >>18403216 I forgot to mention that there's no Jewish conspiracy to take over the world. We're just naturally smarter than most people, like how Chinese people are naturally really good at drawing little pictures on grains of rice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:34:14 2022 No.18403226 >>18403220 It's not convoluted. Food shouldn't be an orgasm-inducing experience, it will literally turn you into swine, if you do so. Eventually, all food will lose its lustre, for you, as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:34:54 2022 No.18403229 File: 298 KB, 2000x1334, burger with egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403214 I must be pretty fucking moral then cause everything I eat tastes great,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:35:16 2022 No.18403230 >>18403225 Ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:36:28 2022 No.18403237 >>18403182 jew?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:36:29 2022 No.18403238 >>18403229 That's regurgitated vomit. You're shocking your body, in trying to process too many different sensations. You will probably die young.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:37:29 2022 No.18403239 >>18403237 Sadly, no. It's just satire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:39:19 2022 No.18403242 File: 436 KB, 1600x1200, Eat rice and veggies faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403238 No one get's out of here alive lil one NO ONE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:39:33 2022 No.18403243 File: 2.04 MB, 3120x4160, IMG20220928153712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403223 What are you implying?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:43:36 2022 No.18403250 >>18403243 What are those Muslims prayer beads, for, anyway? Mash'allah

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:44:40 2022 No.18403252 >>18403238 Go starve somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:45:37 2022 No.18403253 >>18403242 If you ate and drank less, you would appreciate the food more. That seems more like self inflicted punishment than pleasure making. I switched from double whoppers to whoppers and did not regret it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:46:03 2022 No.18403254 >>18403252 See who's starving when you don't obey the word of Hashem. Famine, pestilence, war...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:47:14 2022 No.18403256 >>18403254 You?

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:48:12 2022 No.18403257

>>18403252
Eating food is a spiritual experience. You're not a glutton, if you eat that much, because its work, in and of itself. Still, you will only live to eat, as a profession, as opposed to working, to eat. It's like becoming a prostitute and expecting to enjoy sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:50:53 2022 No.18403261 You starving guys have got food all fucked up in your heads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:52:53 2022 No.18403265 >>18403250 >the retard LARPer becomes confused when he sees a rosary and crucifix on pale skin

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:06:05 2022 No.18403291 >>18403265 I thought that, despite everything, you wished me well, before; what changed? Do you worship the Virgin Mary?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:06:55 2022 No.18403298 >>18403291 You're gonna "worship" the porcelain after I pop ya in the gut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:07:57 2022 No.18403303 >>18403298 Can I haz cheezburger, before?

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:24:41 2022 No.18403332

>>18403182
this is wrong and satanic. you have the veil in front of your eyes.
first of all, the milk comes from a happy and very much alive cow and was made months or years before the beef cow used for the burger was slaughtered, Slaughtered, not sacrificed to any being.
Fuck man, sort yourself out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:29:28 2022 No.18403349 >>18403192 >Would you have an Egg McMuffin Chicken Filet, too? Yes, I'd also have oyakodon, and I'm not talking about the mother-daughter threesome kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:25:56 2022 No.18403427 File: 456 KB, 569x712, image_2022-09-28_172508063.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403291 There's no obligation for us to respect or deal with your vitriol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:56:45 2022 No.18403931 >>18403182 I think you take the milk first, and also it's usually from an entirely different cow but yeah, what's the issue?

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:38:29 2022 No.18404125

>>18403185
>Part of keeping kosher is not eating dairy with beef.
oh no no no! it goes WAY deeper than that. you can't even cook meat in a pan that at anytime had milk in it. it's fucking retarded. it's a load of crap.

it all stems from some bizarre belief that boiling a baby com in its mothers milk is somehow bad (or something).

it's so retarded because the cattle that produce milk and the cattle that are bred for meat aren't even the same breed and not even slightly related.

all of kosher beliefs can be ignored they have no basis in any modern science and are all based on not understanding how anything works.

don't get me started on sabbath elevators or sabbath stoves, or even sabbath light switches it completely idiotic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:40:36 2022 No.18404129 >>18403214 >The less moral you are about eating food, the worse it will taste vegans must be pretty damn immoral because all their food taste nasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:41:38 2022 No.18404133 >>18403220 don't try to be logical about kosher foods it's all nonsense and open to absurd interpretation..

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:55:19 2022 No.18404162 File: 819 KB, 1000x667, 1648073616786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403254 >Hashem Is it flu season again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:56:50 2022 No.18404164 File: 166 KB, 525x557, 1640922974274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403427 xDDD FLAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:29:03 2022 No.18404228 >>18404164 based and impalepilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:43:02 2022 No.18404362 I always carry some cheese with me to put on meat, so I can always stick it to the joo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:00:59 2022 No.18404408 >>18403208 You forgot the bacon and caramelised onions. Though we Australians need to embrace pickles already, no many places don't even stock them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:02:48 2022 No.18404415 >>18403214 >Killing animals for meat is ok >NOO YOU CANT MIX TWO ANIMAL PRODUCTS TOGETHER, ITS LITERALLY SATANISM what the fuck is wrong with jews

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:39:47 2022 No.18404499 >>18403176 Ever eaten fried chicken? What do you think goes into the batter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:40:59 2022 No.18404503 >>18404499 Flour and seasoning, fuck crumbfags

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:51:41 2022 No.18404524

>>18403176
Hello sirs why do you redeem the fruit of holy brahma bob with the flesh of sacred brahma sirs you should be redeeming holy piss shivambu nectar you fool. DO NOT REDEEM SACRED COW. BENCHOD BASTERD BLOODY BITCH. YOU WILL FACE THE FURY OF VISHNU WITH YOUR BASTERD CHEESEBERGER. HOW DARE SIRS MAKE CRORE FROM THE DEW OF COW BOBS AND ARSE MEAT OF COW. YOU WILL NOT REDEEM.

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