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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:16:14 2022 No.18399663 That's a big birg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:20:53 2022 No.18399688 File: 3.00 MB, 310x550, 1664248036220566.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399663 For you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:31:29 2022 No.18399733 Thank God for something new. Man, that second one is quite the process. Do they just eat around bone shards? He just whacks into the bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:33:28 2022 No.18399745 File: 2.51 MB, 360x640, OnionSandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:34:42 2022 No.18399755 >>18399612 I assume thats an Emu or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:38:27 2022 No.18399766 >>18399755 Emo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:42:30 2022 No.18399778 >>18399733 I still don't get why the chinese seem to just accept bone shards as normal in their cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:44:28 2022 No.18399789 File: 2.07 MB, 498x370, emu-kick.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399766 Emu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:50:33 2022 No.18399806 >>18399612 Was that fucking red bull at 0:18?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:54:52 2022 No.18399823 >>18399745 Jesus that's a lot of oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:08:58 2022 No.18399860 >>18399745 >just get right in there and enjoy >wow, what a treat

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Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:15:08 2022 No.18399880

Cooking either an emu or an ostrich has been on my bucket list.
God knows the only reason I haven't is because I need enough friends that would participate in that kind of insanity.

And that seems like the type of thing that's hard to do even when you have enough friends to eat just an leg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:18:09 2022 No.18399885 >>18399745 I'd rather have the Chip Butty, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:19:14 2022 No.18399889 >>18399688 Bamboo covered in cat litter

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:19:39 2022 No.18399890 >>18399806 I think it's beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:25:45 2022 No.18399909 >>18399612 >0:25 JESUS FUCK, I thought he was gonna move onto the cat and make it an appetizer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:26:25 2022 No.18399913 File: 394 KB, 2000x1289, welcomeTOmyfamily.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399823 >Has never had to cook for entire indian orphanage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:31:13 2022 No.18399928 File: 1.16 MB, 576x1024, korean.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:36:33 2022 No.18399949 >>18399928 Imagine deciding in advance that you just want to be a complete cunt. I don't get it. I'll never get it. This is a fucking mental disorder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:42:28 2022 No.18399968 >>18399612 all that work just to ruin it by dipping it in fucking ketchup

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:42:34 2022 No.18399970 >>18399874 jesus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:43:51 2022 No.18399975 >>18399928 the famously underseasoned and mild korean cuisine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:47:40 2022 No.18399985 >>18399612 i really want a cook station like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:49:11 2022 No.18399991 >>18399985 It's called a smoker you autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:50:24 2022 No.18399995 >>18399991 i want the whole fucking porch you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:53:37 2022 No.18399999 >>18399928 What a smug bitch just ruined everyone's food

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:12:28 2022 No.18400036

>>18399928
This seems more like the person filming didn't tell her the meat isn't highly seasoned because you get a bunch of flavorful sauces and side dishes to eat with it, and that putting the seasoning directly on the meat means there's less point to the variety of accompaniments. Probably just let it happen instead of telling her because it made for epic social media content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:42:12 2022 No.18400074 >>18399928 Seems super fake, mugging to the camera

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:45:33 2022 No.18400078 File: 518 KB, 600x398, 1644052464826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399755 Ostrich Look at the feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:46:15 2022 No.18400080 >>18400036 Mama's cooking is always better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:48:27 2022 No.18400083 >>18399999 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:02:26 2022 No.18400110 >>18399928 Can that kid fuckin move over a little bit? There's no need to be smug about using a store bought seasoning that's 90% salt on food you've never even tried before. That's niggers for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:07:09 2022 No.18400114 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, big_1496148706_image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399949 >>18399975 >>18399999 >>18400036 >>18400074 >>18400110 The Lady just...wanted some seasoning...what's the big fucking deal?

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Anonymous Tue Sep 27 08:09:03 2022 No.18400266 [DELETED]

>>18399928
Lmaoing at Americans right now. I live in Japan, man, and there's pretty much zero nigs here. I can't imagine what it would be like to have to live around then. You fat retards can't imagine what it's like to not have to deal with negroes (or any other gaijins really lmakoooo lamaojhzhdbhfifjcbg die americunt fuck you fucking piece s of shit die die die

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 08:29:52 2022 No.18400300 >>18400265 Hell yeah, meat skeet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 09:41:38 2022 No.18400377 >>18399874 Is this a sneak peak of what's going to be shooting out of my butthole after eating this?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:22:05 2022 No.18400426 >>18400382 one BLUUURP please

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:22:41 2022 No.18400427 >>18400259 Do mexicans really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:30:07 2022 No.18400439 >>18399612 >no sound >tiny filesize limit why even bother this board is a joke

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:38:17 2022 No.18400448 >>18399778 Easier to just straight chop and eat the meat off the bone than deboning, and no meat goes to waste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:39:19 2022 No.18400449 >>18399789 That's an Ostrian

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:40:39 2022 No.18400451 >>18399745 Brap Sandwich

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:50:57 2022 No.18400470 File: 22 KB, 512x384, Ray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400445 This always reminds me of Ray.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 10:58:22 2022 No.18400477

>>18399745
I feed these to my gf, she loves them. I gotta admit they taste great. her ass catches fire tho. shes 50% white and the rest Brazilian and Japanese. lol, I turn her into the fires of a Dutch oven. her ass is fat and her hole looks like the sand of time, got a cosmic holy vibe.
lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:00:20 2022 No.18400480 >>18399612 Guy looks like Andrew Zimmern's asian brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:09:56 2022 No.18400499 >>18399746 The older I get the more bizarre women's painted finger nails look to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:10:21 2022 No.18400502 >>18400442 Why does the customer look like someone's sucking him off under the table Hell I'd pay an absurd amount for salt bae's shitty restaurant if you get a BJ out of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:16:16 2022 No.18400514 >>18399975 Ayo, why dont Ko ree ans be seasonin they food n shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:17:42 2022 No.18400516 >>18400271 Lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:18:24 2022 No.18400521 >>18400502 >Why does the customer look like someone's sucking him off under the table The realisation of buyers remorse is very similar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:20:06 2022 No.18400525 >>18399928 some OBEY in that bih

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:26:00 2022 No.18400544 File: 75 KB, 600x1040, Kornheiser_Why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399612 >taking off all the skin but that's the best part

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:45:10 2022 No.18400580 File: 26 KB, 531x612, istockphoto-920434310-612x612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400499 They look better on younger hands.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:57:40 2022 No.18400599

>>18400114
>what's the big fucking deal?
If you cooked a meal for someone for the very first time, and the first thing they do is pour salt and pepper on it without even trying it, they are either a moron or they are openly saying they do not have any faith in your cooking abilities. Possibly both.

Bringing their own seasoning is basically the next level of this. It is a massive red flag that the person you're dealing with is anal retentive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 12:04:52 2022 No.18400616 >>18400074 >Seems super fake I dunno, man. That place seems pretty fancy. White seats at a korean bbq is a bold statement. This is a weird choice of location to intentionally ruin your meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 12:11:01 2022 No.18400628 >>18400114 Niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 12:16:17 2022 No.18400639 >>18400271 >let's solve a problem that doesn't exist silicon valley was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 12:22:16 2022 No.18400647 >>18400477 The fuck are you saying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 12:48:08 2022 No.18400680 Anyone got that one of an idiot on a cooking show trying to open a coconut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:25:52 2022 No.18400752 >>18399688 Whats with chopping the vegetables while seasoning the leg? I'd imagine it doesn't do anything for flavor

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:27:12 2022 No.18400756 >>18399612 What's with chopping the vegetables while seasoning the leg? I'd imagine it doesn't do anything for flavor

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:28:57 2022 No.18400758 not enough adult points in this thread, i'm afraid

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:30:44 2022 No.18400764 >>18400477 Yes, yes, go on...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:36:47 2022 No.18400772 >>18400756 Those are onions, leeks, and peppers(?). That's the specifically type of veggie you use specifically help season meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:44:55 2022 No.18400792 >>18400772 they're chopped pretty thick, though. would the flavor even get onto the meat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:46:13 2022 No.18400796 File: 851 KB, 320x180, Aaaah the French.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400442 fun fact: everyone in this webm is hated by me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:50:58 2022 No.18400806 >>18400499 It looks weird when they're short and painted. Long acrylic nails click in my head better.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:57:40 2022 No.18400816

>>18399928
Very disrespectful and ungraceful.

PRO TIP for LIFE: never embarrass your host. Never make snide remarks about anything, their food, their furniture, she state of their house, lawn or car. Your chances of going far in life will be greatly increased.

>Inb4 it was s restaurant and she was paying
Paying for a meal in a restaurant doesn't give you the right to take a shit in the table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:22:32 2022 No.18400861 >>18400271 >over 500 people bought this through kickstarter lol, lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:23:42 2022 No.18400865 >>18400792 Totally. Have you ever marinaded for kebabs before? Cuts of onion and leeks over night is good for most small cuts but no clue how long you have to do it for something that big.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:31:57 2022 No.18400886

>>18399612
>>18399688
shit food super fast.

>>18400114
a lot of asians especially japanese look down on you if you add seasoning to their food other than what has been provided. it's an insult to the cook.

personally once food is served to you you can do whatever you want to it fuck them. if you want to jack your shit with soy sauce ketchup, or marmalade you do you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:37:01 2022 No.18400899 >>18400502 Because he was a notorious coke fiend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:38:26 2022 No.18400903 >>18400816 >Paying for a meal in a restaurant doesn't give you the right to take a shit in the table. And no one is shitting on the table. Just adding some seasoning, no big deal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:39:34 2022 No.18400906 >>18400382 Oh no

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:43:25 2022 No.18400918 >>18400913 What is that black stuff they pour onto the mole?

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Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:45:21 2022 No.18400922

>>18400599
You're such a sensitive boy anon lmao never go out in the real world, you might shatter you fucking pansy
Imagine being such a fragile little bitch jesus christ man grow some chest hair

You think I give a shit when someone adds more hot sauce to their wings or adds some more salt to their shit when I'm making a bbq? Put as much seasoning as you want on there I dont feel insulted in my cooking skills

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:45:55 2022 No.18400926 >>18400916 This is like a weird food mom makes just to try out a recipe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:47:52 2022 No.18400931 >>18400919 garbage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:49:23 2022 No.18400934 >>18400926 It's made with the leftover vegetables from a roast dinner usually.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:50:12 2022 No.18400935

>>18400886
>a lot of asians especially japanese look down on you if you add seasoning to their food other than what has been provided. it's an insult to the cook
This isn't an Asian thing.
This is how it is in most places.

Walking around with a fanny pack of your favorite spice is fucking weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:52:00 2022 No.18400941 >>18400935 fuck you I carry my own 60 mesh fine ground pepper. because the coarse ground pepper in restaurants is shit. sometimes I carry salt because pretentious bullshit restaurants think their food does not need it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:52:11 2022 No.18400942 >>18400036 nah you're just white people afraid of spices lol

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:54:18 2022 No.18400945 >>18400934 Our leftover roast dinner meal was frying the potatoes and meat in the gravy.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:55:30 2022 No.18400950

>>18400922
>You think I give a shit when someone adds more hot sauce to their wings or adds some more salt to their shit when I'm making a bbq?
Absolutely not. I also know I'm better at making bbq than you, and cook for my friends regularly.
But that isn't the first time they've had or tried my cooking. They know its base flavor, so they know what to expect.
If someone I've met for the first time started doing that without even trying it though, that's a red flag.
You're welcome for the advice, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:56:01 2022 No.18400954 >>18400941 >Anal retentive

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:56:13 2022 No.18400955 >>18400945 *heating fuck I was thinking about that webm

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:56:30 2022 No.18400957

>>18400271
>>18400639
A big problem with stuff like this is you're forced into dealing with out-of-touch investors who won't back a product unless their whims are catered to.
So your invention, which might make perfect sense for a specific use case, gets reworked into something else and now doesn't appeal to anyone.

I imagine what happened here was someone pitched a heated, hydraulic tortilla press to make tortillas quickly, easily, and without having to commit to a batch of ~30 to make the effort worthwhile.
But the investors decided it needed to have a companion app, because people won't buy it if it can't connect to the internet. And let's sell pre-mixed dough pods to make the process super simple. We better make them DRM protected too, so Walmart can't just make their own store-branded pods and steal our sales. In fact, we'll make more money if users have to use the pods. And lock it down if it can't connect to the internet so they can't trick it.

Suddenly a machine that could genuinely be useful for a lot of people is doomed to fail before it even makes it past the planning phase.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:57:44 2022 No.18400960 >>18400943 Guess that's my dinner decided for tonight!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:20:22 2022 No.18401007 >>18399612 What's the channel name?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:23:25 2022 No.18401014 >>18399874 I will never understand adding so much sauce to food that you are meant to eat with your hands. It's impossible to eat it without getting it all over your face and hands and possibly on your lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:25:05 2022 No.18401021 >>18400385 huh, reminds me of his bald cousin from usa. does this condition have a name?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:27:17 2022 No.18401030 >>18399928 Why do need some shitty bbq seasoning when you are supposed to dip the meat in all those great sauce in front of you.? Not only is she a complete cunt, she is also uncultured as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:40:02 2022 No.18401051 >>18400946 I'd give this a shot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:43:27 2022 No.18401060 >>18400919 These people should be killed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:48:16 2022 No.18401070 >>18400269 Fucking grim man Unfortunate souls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:49:17 2022 No.18401075 >>18400946 Needs more butter

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:55:13 2022 No.18401093

>>18400599
i hate to admit it, but i won't even take the first bite of pizza from even a box with any seasoning or dip unless it's part of the whole pizza. probably my most autistic food thing.. doesn't matter what it is; macaroni from Lee's, pizza from lil c's, someone's home cooking.
the first bite is reserved for yay who prepare thine food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:01:22 2022 No.18401115 >>18400919 Isn't this the restaurant that went under because the boss constantly sacked the entire workforce and only paid them $15/hr?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:07:31 2022 No.18401130 >>18400943 Most appropriate use of the word goyslop

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:12:47 2022 No.18401143 >>18400114 Hi Auntie N

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:13:33 2022 No.18401147 >>18399612 see even this guy washes his ostrich before cooking.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:14:57 2022 No.18401154 >>18400954 not my fault people don't know how to season the food they serve me.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:19:14 2022 No.18401162 >>18401158 >still bags it and sends it out >it's the driver's problem now Pay us a living wage tho!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:22:16 2022 No.18401169 >>18401158 >"Yeah, punching it will surely kill the fire"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:27:13 2022 No.18401180 >>18400271 You will have 7 tiny ovens and pay a subscription and you will like it goy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:28:25 2022 No.18401183 >>18400942 go fuck yourself, korean food is often spicy as fuck even for your arbitrary standards

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:29:39 2022 No.18401185 >>18399928 I hate these people and everyone who agrees with them to the last drop of blood in my body

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:31:09 2022 No.18401189 >>18401169 I mean, that's kinda why you stop-drop-and-roll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:31:46 2022 No.18401192 >>18401158 Just closing the box lid would have solved all his problems and the pizza would have turned out fine. Kitchens really are retard magnets

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:32:08 2022 No.18401193 >>18401154 dont eat their food then nigger

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:35:00 2022 No.18401202 >>18401158 I'd eat it if I knew how it was made. That's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:36:33 2022 No.18401205 >>18401195 CPS should go and save that child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:38:41 2022 No.18401213 File: 3.62 MB, 498x277, aqua-smug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401154 Lol, whatever you say, "Dr. Pepper".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:41:49 2022 No.18401222 >>18399928 >>18399975 >>18399975 >>18399999 >>18400110 >>18400816 >>18401030 >>18401185 u mad cuz she stylin on u

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:45:41 2022 No.18401230 >>18401195 Nothing more unfortunate than a fat child. -JFK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:47:54 2022 No.18401235 >>18399968 >ketchup is LE BAD Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:50:59 2022 No.18401243 >>18400259 >I don't get why I'm fat I only had like 10 fries for lunch

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:55:51 2022 No.18401266

>>18401115
Nah, the guy decided everything was going to be vegan and the staff were passing out because they were trying to survive shifts with nothing to eat but cucumbers and pickled radish. Kinda funny read if you're bored: bonappetit.com/story/eleven-madison-park-vegan-menu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:00:25 2022 No.18401278 >>18399928 Lmao korea pepo never heard of spices before

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:04:15 2022 No.18401286 >>18400919 >Carrot tartare Oh gee thanks, you really shouldnt have

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:07:22 2022 No.18401292 >>18401148 Animal planet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:11:27 2022 No.18401303 >>18401151 And they claim to have no food

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:13:20 2022 No.18401310 >>18401148 Why the sand?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:16:35 2022 No.18401317 >>18401222 no, because she acts like a smug cunt, obviously for the camera wouldn't have any problem otherwise

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:16:52 2022 No.18401319 >>18400599 my dad does this, no matter what i cook for him he will ask for some bullshit to add to it. do i get offended? no, it's just the way some people are. who cares?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:20:14 2022 No.18401327 File: 133 KB, 554x554, 1650088436839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399612 >1 french fry per lb of meat >>18399688 >chopping the meat into bitesize pieces but leaving the bones in too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:23:31 2022 No.18401331 >>18400502 That's Diego Maradona you uncultured swine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:24:19 2022 No.18401334 >>18401331 Why does the Diego Maradona look like someone's sucking him off under the table

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:26:22 2022 No.18401345 >>18401334 His high off his mind on coke 100% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:26:32 2022 No.18401346 >>18400918 That IS the mole

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:26:39 2022 No.18401347 >>18401334 cause he snorted 20 kilos of coke before the redording

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:28:54 2022 No.18401356 >>18401310 Woah racist much?! That's their culture. Show some sensitivity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:30:08 2022 No.18401360 File: 139 KB, 1600x900, 126167177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401346 Oh shit

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:32:35 2022 No.18401365

>>18401319
>do i get offended? no
He's your dad, you don't have a choice whether you're offended or not. I'm just glad that I don't cook for him.
I enjoy feedback on my cooking. I like making dishes that I can adjust or improve. But when you season it before you even try it, the feedback is tainted. I trust absolutely nothing that comes out of your mouth after that point.

>it's just the way some people are
That's not "just the way people are", that's a conscious decision.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:37:41 2022 No.18401372 >>18400950 Cope harder little piss baby, you don't cook for anyone and its obvious to anyone who reads your initial post Go shatter some more at the thought of people adding spices to food

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:45:24 2022 No.18401391

>>18401148
>>18401310
I reckon the film crew told their fixer they'd heard you could cook ostrich eggs in the hot sand, their fixer told the tribespeople the dudes wanted to see eggs cooked in sand, and they shrugged and tried it. In the full video you can see all their pots and pans hanging in the background.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 17:52:04 2022 No.18401407 >>18399612 do americ*ns really??

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:01:05 2022 No.18401423 >>18401372 >its obvious to anyone who reads your initial post Quote me where I said I don't like people adding spices to my cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:02:41 2022 No.18401425 >>18399745 imagine the smelle...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:06:17 2022 No.18401433 >>18400946 Had this in indonesia and it's pretty fucking great

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:14:35 2022 No.18401446 >>18400271 Nespresso was a mistake for creating this pod trend

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:20:15 2022 No.18401463

>>18399733
If you have a real sharp knife you don’t get bone shards you just get large cut of chicken with a piece of bone

Reason why we cut it with the bone is chicken stays juicier with bone in

We aren’t worried about bones in food because we aren’t children and can eat around it and spit it out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:34:26 2022 No.18401497 >>18401070 You know, they COULD just go for rice and beans like human beings. I doubt it would be more expensive than rotten meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:43:14 2022 No.18401524 >>18401310 Because they wanted to see stupid whitey eating dirt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 18:52:16 2022 No.18401542 I need Webms of this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959936351246094406/1002252192578801814/272341221_1201277880408024_8626401249233076213_n.mp4

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 19:37:27 2022 No.18401649 >>18400269 Bidens america

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 19:40:37 2022 No.18401653 >>18401148 The heat of the sand cooks the egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 19:40:46 2022 No.18401655 >>18400439 Brevity is the soul of wit. If you want bloated videos with extraneous sound try YouTube.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 19:48:05 2022 No.18401678 >>18399928 god blacks can't help themselves they really think they're special and act so arrogant

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 19:49:14 2022 No.18401680 >>18400074 That's just black people for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 20:07:55 2022 No.18401732 >>18401158 >>18401162 >special request >set it on fire and punch that nigga out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 20:23:20 2022 No.18401751 >>18400957 Good analysis. I always did wonder what those shark tank people do. They all seem really dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 20:26:10 2022 No.18401756 >>18401148 >let's see what we can convince this retard white guy to eat lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 21:55:32 2022 No.18401959 File: 2.94 MB, 406x720, modded minecraft.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 21:58:30 2022 No.18401967 >>18401169 Ever heard of a fire fighter, retard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 21:58:31 2022 No.18401968 >>18399913 I miss him so much bros, why is life so unfair? fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 21:59:14 2022 No.18401973 File: 2.62 MB, 480x852, avgday.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:07:38 2022 No.18401996

>>18400942
you know what? i just dont care anymore, im biting
i've tried nigger cuisine its literally so unseasoned its insane
they just smother that shit in spiciness and salt to mask how godawful your fucking shitty food is, niggers have the most desensitized tastebuds ive ever seen so they cope by pretending having fatass buds is a good thing

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:11:03 2022 No.18402003

>>18401014
I think because theres something nice about messy food, and it pairs well with desensitized tastebuds
overall though its retarded because nobody likes messy sauce shit, stuff like eclairs or ramen burgers are much better because it just makes some crumbs and you have some degree of control of whether it makes a mess or not, and with eclairs its got all the messy feeling of stuffing something down and having it explode in your mouth without even making a mess.

although shitty bread buns that leave a storm of crumbs are also shit i hate them not messy foods, they just make a mess. theres a difference

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:11:50 2022 No.18402005 >>18401968 You miss a scam channel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:13:12 2022 No.18402009 >>18399745 >garlic magically turns into a paste This is 500% one of those shitty youtube food videos that give you unironically impossible recipes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:15:26 2022 No.18402014 File: 401 KB, 426x240, 1658419137261049.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401222 >>18400114 >mass replying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:15:46 2022 No.18402015 >>18402009 oh but the cooked garlic eventually become soft enough to turn into a smooth paste....after an hour of cooking in the oven, but they never bother to point that out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:17:04 2022 No.18402018 >>18399612 That thing would feed a village. I love the entiusiasm but does seem a bit wasteful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:17:05 2022 No.18402019 >>18402014 I'd say 6 references or less is fair. More than that is just trolling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:17:19 2022 No.18402020 >>18400259 takis are fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:17:53 2022 No.18402021 >>18401678 this, i wouldnt be racist if not for their global insufferability plus violence

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:25:34 2022 No.18402037 >>18400919 >let's create vegan dishes and name them after the most popular meat dishes! why are vegans like this? why wouldnt they steer away from mimicking popular protein dishes?g

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:26:17 2022 No.18402042 >>18402015 >>18402009 Did you watch the webm, or did your little zoomer brains tune out and you started playing tiktok?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:27:27 2022 No.18402044 >>18399823 It really isn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:33:38 2022 No.18402067 >>18399928 Huh, I know that restaurant it's Gens BBQ House. I wonder if I was there at the time this was shot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:34:15 2022 No.18402069 >>18402042 why are you constantly thinking about zoomers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:36:15 2022 No.18402072 File: 615 KB, 629x632, 1645552991598.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401360

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:36:59 2022 No.18402073 >>18401973 Restaurants must love fat people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:37:27 2022 No.18402076 File: 252 KB, 316x434, 1663311845778318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400950 >Absolutely not. I also know I'm better at making bbq than you C O P E O P E

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:39:45 2022 No.18402080 >>18400943 I actually like the look of how that turned out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:40:27 2022 No.18402084 >>18401327 >>chopping the meat into bitesize pieces but leaving the bones in too This is a third-worlder thing they never fucking tell you about. They do this fucking all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:41:12 2022 No.18402087 >>18400946 What the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:43:24 2022 No.18402093 >>18401158 Is this a Hot Carl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:45:03 2022 No.18402097 >>18401235 Because it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:46:49 2022 No.18402104 >>18400919 Couple hundred for a meal and you leave hungrier than when you arrived.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:48:10 2022 No.18402109 >>18401310 The heat of the sand cooks the egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:52:42 2022 No.18402121 >>18402069 Because only a zoomer would be stupid enough not to understand the webm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:53:05 2022 No.18402124 >>18402042 >zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers zoomers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:53:06 2022 No.18402125 >>18402104 If you feel hungry after eating all that you're on the path to becoming a chubster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:54:08 2022 No.18402130 >>18402124 >>18402069 zoomer detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:55:19 2022 No.18402134 >>18402125 >Implying I watched the whole thing I stopped at the ground carrot. I had already had my 5+ a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:56:06 2022 No.18402139 File: 2.75 MB, 608x1080, slicing1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:56:39 2022 No.18402141 File: 2.51 MB, 304x540, slicing2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 22:58:07 2022 No.18402146 File: 49 KB, 500x628, 1638481731116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399688 no thanks I'll just go to mcdicks. there is no way that meager amount of food is worth all that effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:07:21 2022 No.18402173 >>18399874 Ew wtf. Must be in England or France. Coming soon to North America.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:10:49 2022 No.18402190 >>18400114 i want to kill you with my hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:11:07 2022 No.18402192 >>18399999 Digits

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:15:33 2022 No.18402209 File: 13 KB, 650x650, 1641566282907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402190 Who you kill first, your hands or him? Why you want kill your hands? Am you a handlet? Hahaha laugh at handlet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:19:39 2022 No.18402220 >>18399733 I used to make webms for these threads and ask for requests but no one ever sent me any. Theres a few of mine in circulation still. Let me know if you have requests

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:25:07 2022 No.18402235 >>18402209 i bet you thought this was funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:26:06 2022 No.18402239 >>18399928 Niggers gonna nig

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:27:56 2022 No.18402250 File: 2.92 MB, 450x800, 1654687821530.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:29:15 2022 No.18402255 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, 1639087965257.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello peepo and ahm back cookin again

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:30:05 2022 No.18402260 Jeeze, that first part made me remember a time with a kid in the 90s.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:32:29 2022 No.18402267 >>18402073 All you can eat places probably dont.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:32:35 2022 No.18402268 File: 2.53 MB, 550x309, 1661235787503.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ah that gasoline flavor really pulls it together sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:33:19 2022 No.18402273 >>18399612 I wish I had the land to do stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:34:41 2022 No.18402275 >>18400477 Pic or you are a fat virgin describing what you wished your ass looked like if you could see it, but not even coming close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:36:50 2022 No.18402287 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1640255745342.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spaghetti Bolognese

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:38:26 2022 No.18402290 >>18402173 Curry wouldn't sell well in America. If they filled it with a liquid cheese substance, it would kill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:40:41 2022 No.18402297 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1647583669311.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beer Can chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:41:29 2022 No.18402298 >>18399928 Blacks are so high and mighty about their food, but it's either too salty or just plain shitty a lot of the time. Why is it so hard for them to accept that maximizing seasoning takes away from what the original dish is supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:46:58 2022 No.18402310 File: 1.94 MB, 432x768, Toilet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:48:07 2022 No.18402316 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, 1660159102971.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Women

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:49:25 2022 No.18402320 Andddd another webm thread turning into ja/ck/ core

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:55:23 2022 No.18402336 File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, 1648143222763.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402320 Shut up fag. At least its stuff thats not often posted

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:57:39 2022 No.18402339 >>18402316 >How to perfectly cut a salmon fillet I mean the fillet part is the most important part, and it's already been done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 23:58:40 2022 No.18402342 >>18402320 /ck/ is the same level of cook as Jack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:03:04 2022 No.18402348 >>18402316 Is this the same program with all those fucked up drinks? Is it a joke?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:07:44 2022 No.18402359 File: 2.73 MB, 750x422, 1645832364515.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402348 It's not a joke

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:08:48 2022 No.18402361 >>18399874 This looks good and i'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:14:28 2022 No.18402377 File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, 1657125180486.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:17:37 2022 No.18402384 >>18402336 It takes like all of 5 seconds to clean out a pumpkin by hand. How long did he spend cleaning out the fucking drill parts after it was clogged with pumpkin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:25:27 2022 No.18402395 >>18401959 If I didn't care about myself I'd do this too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:27:22 2022 No.18402400 File: 170 KB, 597x587, 1664161572178419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401973 he got the brim of the fucking cap on the soup what a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:30:30 2022 No.18402403 >>18401151 >>18401303 Fun fact: more likely than not, the oil comes from an electric transformer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:51:10 2022 No.18402447 >>18402268 I'm not sure why they cook bread that way in the middle east. I've seen the enormous ovens with dozens of loaves stuck to the inside, and I can't do anything but think "why"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:54:37 2022 No.18402457 >>18401463 LOL, sure: https://www.asiaone.com/help-ive-swallowed-fish-bone-1

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 01:00:40 2022 No.18402475 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, soy cafe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 01:16:28 2022 No.18402506 >>18400919 Second from the left -- rear end-view of a hairy dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 01:31:57 2022 No.18402545 >>18402255 For fuck's sake even I could make a better quiche than that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 01:44:42 2022 No.18402577 File: 1.39 MB, 300x159, 1473439294431.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400271 oh cool, another juicero

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 01:49:20 2022 No.18402592 >>18402361 >>18402173 >>18402290 Legitimately amazed KFC hasn't brought this over and filled it with "aioli" in the US

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 01:50:24 2022 No.18402598 >>18402267 Those places lose more on people trying to sneak out food than the one in ten thousand fatass who clears a whole buffet

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 01:59:15 2022 No.18402615
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>>18399928
>no dad in sight
>have to film something absolutely mundane
>being disrespectful and tasteless
>fucking up a nice meal
>taking a shit on someone's more refined culture
yup, this is a certified nigger moment

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 02:02:25 2022 No.18402624 >>18402377 When will they lift his ban, bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 02:11:28 2022 No.18402650 >>18401021 >does this condition have a name? Yeah, it's called being a nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 02:16:30 2022 No.18402667 >>18400919 >carrot tartare >dehydrated milk foam I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 02:32:19 2022 No.18402716 >>18402255 >good quiche is there a bad one? if so how bad is it if that's a good one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 02:58:13 2022 No.18402792 >>18400995 How do I turn my stovetop into an afterburner like this guy?

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:04:04 2022 No.18402813

>>18402377
Never, Dinotendies has had the same fixed IP address on his 28.8 modem since 1996 due to court-ordered monitoring after he was released from the institution. We tried give him money on Patreon to buy NordVPN, but as you may have heard, the NordStream recently got blown up by Biden, so no more VPN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:05:04 2022 No.18402815 >>18402624 >>18402813 I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:09:20 2022 No.18402826 >>18402076 Cry "cope" all you want, anon. But the salmon, ribs, and brisket I smoke will turn you sideways. My food is the kind that I trade for car repairs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:48:50 2022 No.18402942 >>18402359 Shit if I asked for an old fashioned and I was given a pint of Bourbon I'd be happy with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:51:06 2022 No.18402948 File: 2.65 MB, 500x376, NOV19-We-Are-Laughing-Eyman.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402377 The fuckin Opossum

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:06:29 2022 No.18402984 >>18401653 Can someone tell me where this meme started for the love of god

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:13:49 2022 No.18403013 File: 702 KB, 1280x720, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402984 first time I heard of it was from Gintama, and maybe azumanga. Descibed as a poor man's way of getting in proteins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:16:50 2022 No.18403025 >>18402297 reminder that someone married this fat retard

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:28:11 2022 No.18403050
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>>18402984
Tamago kake gohan is a japanese dish that involves putting raw egg in rice. Japanese eggs are perhaps slightly less likely to be contaminated with salmonella. In any case, it's more common to eat raw egg in Japan than in the US. Weeaboos on 4chan love anything Japanese so the dish was posted often on /ck/, which grossed some USAinians out. Realizing this, some co/ck/s began to post the dish over and over for (You)s. Every thread had debates about the safety, boiling down to one side that said the egg would be raw and dangerous and the other side that said that there was enough heat left over in the rice to eliminate any pathogens-- the heat of the rice cooks the egg. This was then extrapolated to other phrases. In the old days we called this a snowclone.
Is that clear enough?

t. ancient co/ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:46:00 2022 No.18403107 >>18403050 Yes anon, thank you. Also, cook your fucking eggs you disgusting bugmen.

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:50:08 2022 No.18403117

>>18400946
>>18402087
This is an over the top version of apam balik, a popular indonesian and malaysian snack. Its normally not green, the green must be added pandan flavouring. It usually a doughy pancake filled generally with butter (more likely margarine) sugar, and crushed peanuts. Some versions add creamed corn. Its pretty nice, when its hot its all crunchy on the inside and pillowy in the inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:54:38 2022 No.18403128 >>18400926 Looks like bubble and squeak, but not done very well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 04:56:33 2022 No.18403130 >>18403107 If you want to start this discussion, we can. Egg cooking is a meme. Your chances of getting salmonella from one are far less than 1 in a 1,000 regardless of where you live.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:05:46 2022 No.18403150 >>18399612 These niggas frying up dinosaur wings

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:34:53 2022 No.18403228 >>18401463 >We aren’t worried about bones in food because we aren’t children and can eat around it and spit it out straight up monkey people shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:38:14 2022 No.18403241 >>18400271 DORRRT DEEYAS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:40:36 2022 No.18403247 >>18400477 >I turn her into the fires of a Dutch oven. her ass is fat and her hole looks like the sand of time, got a cosmic holy vibe. what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:40:55 2022 No.18403249 File: 1012 KB, 404x720, 1659019795384.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 05:55:26 2022 No.18403270 >>18401959 I hate fat people with passion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:07:22 2022 No.18403300 File: 2.72 MB, 360x640, 1648883008595.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:09:26 2022 No.18403306 >>18402403 Learning about that is what convinced me there was no hope for Africa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:10:28 2022 No.18403308 >>18401165 For the longest time I assumed this was Jim Norton with a filter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:16:55 2022 No.18403315 >>18402948 His name is Yogurt. >>18402377 Faggot mods permabanned Dinotendies

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:41:43 2022 No.18403373
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>>18400647
I was pretty drunk but it makes sense. Your reading comprehension is shit. And you probably cant get the references.

>>18402275
I'm a lanklet and a heterosexual man. I dont care what my ass looks like nor do I want anyone els to? Are you saying you sexualize your asshole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:44:09 2022 No.18403377 File: 663 KB, 1170x846, 37C07DED-D464-40B6-97A3-04B6EAA1DE56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402297

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:49:21 2022 No.18403384 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, Ramsay_Fine_Cuisine_Allemande.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402297 ja/ck/ is lyfe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:49:48 2022 No.18403385 File: 2.24 MB, 800x950, 1664046631218560.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400764 She braps. I smell her hair or her neck and then it gets too much and I stick her ass out of the covers. Its adorable and cute. But only while shes young.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:52:38 2022 No.18403389 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fortress.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402320 fuck off joey lover >>18400995 >how >>18400470 >a whole quart to himself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:52:57 2022 No.18403390 >>18399928 Is this the "burned off their taste buds at age ten from all the spicy Popeyes and flaming hot cheetos" tribe? Very common in my neighborhoods growing up. Very unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 06:53:42 2022 No.18403392 File: 1.41 MB, 626x352, virginck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403389

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:09:03 2022 No.18403404 >>18402009 You're retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:09:55 2022 No.18403405 >>18401959 Based man wasting no food but the second cheese bowl was a little overkill

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:18:17 2022 No.18403414 >>18402403 Oh yum

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:26:33 2022 No.18403429 >>18400271 >No, It looks like a pokemon >Carmelita we're only three minutes into this relationship and you're already telling MENTIRAS

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:28:30 2022 No.18403434

>>18403390
Eating spicy food increases your tolerance to more spices but doesn't actually impact your sense of taste in the other flavor categories. The chemical is registered by your pain receptors and not your taste buds.
Tl;dr spiciness isn't what fucks your palate; soda and high salt foods are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:29:10 2022 No.18403438 >>18400268 I would

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:37:49 2022 No.18403460 File: 2.68 MB, 498x373, 1662323647907467.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400477

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:44:41 2022 No.18403470 >>18403392 >the 1000 egg stare

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:55:44 2022 No.18403482 >>18400995 Dang very nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:59:00 2022 No.18403487 >>18403389 >filename holy kek brilliant

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 08:05:01 2022 No.18403492 >>18401542 What the hell is wrong with them man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 08:08:57 2022 No.18403496 >>18399874 I don't understand what they're thinking here, you make this nice little setup and then you undo it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 08:20:58 2022 No.18403512 >>18399733 I know a few chinese guys and some of them love crunching the bones, they think i's a nice textural addition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 08:43:34 2022 No.18403534 File: 2.95 MB, 360x640, 1642962428823.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400268 theyre too powerful!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:03:38 2022 No.18403555 >>18399991 Response? >>18399995

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:07:30 2022 No.18403557 >>18403377 Is this real??

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:09:12 2022 No.18403560

>>18400913
This all looks absolutely horseshit. I'm not even against fine dining ideals, but you'd come out of the assortment of miniscule variations of a leaf in bread feeling robbed and hungry. Who eats enough of this shit for that restaurant to succeed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:16:57 2022 No.18403575 >>18403373 at every stage in this webm i just wanted to yell at them STOP THATS ENOUGH

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:17:59 2022 No.18403578 >>18400269 just feed the maggots and food scraps to some chickens you absolute retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:25:22 2022 No.18403591 >>18400268 >Female body builder's arms are just mine when I fell into a deep depression and stopped working out for like a year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:30:25 2022 No.18403600 >>18403377 Hot Ones fears this man

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:33:13 2022 No.18403607

>>18400916
I was looking at this thinking "Oh, that doesn't look too bad. I could see a few places I'd use that. Toss it onto a burger assuming the patty is solid enough, offer it as a side that's a slightly healthier alternative to mash potatoes."

But I lost interest in trying it when he flipped it and the shit was charred black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:36:05 2022 No.18403611 File: 13 KB, 197x200, what a deal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400919

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:38:43 2022 No.18403616 >>18400943 Hm. Ended up less disgusting than I anticipated. I wouldn't be satisfied though. If I eat a meal that's just carbs I feel gross and unsatisfied afterwards. I need some meat, and if possible some veggies or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:45:48 2022 No.18403627 >>18401195 I think this is more a statement on the mom being a shitty cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:48:32 2022 No.18403635 >>18403384 Cute duck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:53:04 2022 No.18403640 >>18402297 Plastic and aluminum is the best part of any dish

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:53:07 2022 No.18403641 >>18402359 Dumb bitch, I thought you were a hooker. When I said old fashioned, I just wanted a handjob.

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 09:58:13 2022 No.18403647

>>18402377
Ending brought back warm fuzzies for me. There was a period where I was feeding a shitload of stray cats, and the smart little shits figured out where my bedroom window was, so I would wake up and as soon as I sat up they'd start meowing. So I started feeding them right there on my window. One day a one-eyed opossum started showing up, so I started feeding it too. I always liked how despite what you'd expect, it had no fear whatsoever of the cats and if they hissed at it, it would just move closer and lay against them as if to annoy them. Was confused years later when I found out they only live for one or two years, because as I said it had one eye, and I remember it coming to my window for visits over the course of at least four years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:02:46 2022 No.18403653 File: 798 KB, 339x336, 1625906717826.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402139 >>18402141

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:05:26 2022 No.18403656 File: 2.76 MB, 480x480, 1639652938538.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:06:36 2022 No.18403657 >>18401093 Based Lee’s supporter

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:18:34 2022 No.18403672 File: 2.91 MB, 532x300, 1590326456051.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403627 shes English

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:23:12 2022 No.18403681 >>18403672 What is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:36:38 2022 No.18403697 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, samarkand bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402447 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:37:38 2022 No.18403700 >>18402298 It's not even maximizing, it's just dumping in a bunch of every seasoning salt mix and powder in the cabinet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:44:39 2022 No.18403707 >>18403681 Kay's making pancakes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 10:54:35 2022 No.18403720 File: 66 KB, 706x960, 1639346225737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402316

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 11:31:07 2022 No.18403775 >>18403647 You probably kept it alive, the other opossums must have thought it was some sort of one-eyed elder wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 11:38:17 2022 No.18403788 >>18403534 I want this contraption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 11:40:01 2022 No.18403792 >>18403656 What animal is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 11:40:51 2022 No.18403796 >>18401973 Americans are so fucking gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:00:58 2022 No.18403836 >>18403707 why is she boiling em?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:02:50 2022 No.18403841 >>18403836 The first pancake is always like that, it's not her fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:03:35 2022 No.18403843 >>18403841 I see

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:32:46 2022 No.18403894 >>18403792 I assume ostrich, maybe emu. I'm going purely by the size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:26:02 2022 No.18404099 >>18402009 You never cooked in your life

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:00:15 2022 No.18404173 >>18403130 I nearly died from salmonella. It is not a meme. Runny egg yolks are also just nasty. Gooey and unappetizing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:12:37 2022 No.18404194 >>18399874 >fried chicken cutlet, hasbrown and curry sauce If they didn't dump the entire vat of curry sauce on the thing, I could see this being very tasty.

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:50:04 2022 No.18404258

>>18404173
>I nearly died from salmonella.
Yeah, and you probably got it from improperly cooked meat. That is, by a vast difference, the most common cause.

Eggs, 1:10,000
Chicken, 1:25

And that's just whether it's present. The chances of actually getting salmonella from a contaminated egg is even lower.
It's a meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:12:03 2022 No.18404312 >>18404099 >>18402042 >>18403404 They just didn't know that you could bake garlic and have it turn out like that, i don't think theyre a cooklet or anything. Chill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:29:23 2022 No.18404338 >>18402072 >New Zealand

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:32:07 2022 No.18404348 >>18404258 >what is contact tracing When I say I "nearly died" I don't mean I just shit a lot and felt like crap. I was in the ICU. I had to get in touch with the local health department and everything. It was eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:57:58 2022 No.18404402 >>18403389 Is there a name for this dish? Besides just egg on bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:02:59 2022 No.18404416 >>18402359 I'll take 2, thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:03:42 2022 No.18404419 >>18404402 Disappointment on toast.

>>	DinoTendies !!2VAOfZYB6Yh Wed Sep 28 17:18:02 2022 No.18404449 >>18402377 ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:21:34 2022 No.18404461 >>18403788 >Chinese product >under explosive pressure no you dont

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:26:30 2022 No.18404470 >>18404461 I like living on the edge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:36:44 2022 No.18404493 >>18403534 waiting to see a video with one of these contraptions and a liveleak logo in the corner

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:52:54 2022 No.18404526 >>18404402 I believe they call it omelette toast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 18:02:06 2022 No.18404541 >>18399746 Beef and velveeta stromboli?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 18:58:19 2022 No.18404697 >>18400919 looks like the kind of food they serve in that chef movie when that reviewer comes around

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 20:09:18 2022 No.18404896 >>18400268 Imagine the vice-grip handjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 21:37:46 2022 No.18405146 >>18404896 Imagine the protein farts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 21:46:19 2022 No.18405175 >>18403697 ofc the semi chink version is more aesthetic and requires a little bit of kungfu to make

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