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Post a better breakfast than this Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:06:38 2022 No.18393958 [Reply] [Original]

Protip: you can't

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:07:56 2022 No.18393962 >>18393958 Nothing better than 630am heart palpitations to get the day of wage cucking going.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:13:30 2022 No.18393975 >>18393962 A can of Coca-Cola has about 1/3 the caffeine of a cup of coffee. You should not be getting heart palpitations from a cigarette and a can of Coca-Cola.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:30:31 2022 No.18394008 >>18393958 RIP enamel

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:51:21 2022 No.18394052 File: 2.47 MB, 1200x1200, 1658869343331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18393958 all day every day

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:54:12 2022 No.18394060 >>18393958 Cigarettes are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:01:35 2022 No.18394069 >>18393958 fuck off from my board

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:05:14 2022 No.18394080 >>18394069 If Coke and cigarettes aren't your board then you must not be talking about /ck/. Either that or you just started posting here for the first time this morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:14:32 2022 No.18394103 >>18393958 Homegrown tobacco homegrown marijuana spliff with coffee and video games hippie speedball

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 20:03:44 2022 No.18395197 >>18394052 Those two were specifically made for eachother it seems. I like to take two sips of water before i start drinking my coffee though. Wakes me up better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 20:05:15 2022 No.18395205 >>18394103 >marijuana die teen

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 21:41:00 2022 No.18395529 File: 60 KB, 510x680, EUa7YdwU8AEfy5n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18393958 Coffee would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 21:45:17 2022 No.18395540 nothing like a fag and coke to start off the morning, oh and a cigarette too I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:00:54 2022 No.18396008 File: 1.52 MB, 1224x1240, finnish breakfast.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18393958 Pathetic

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 01:09:33 2022 No.18396207

>>18393958
I make a one-pan breakfast with an egg over easy, some roasted potatoes, and chopped onions. I eat it with a glass of milk. It's wholesome, unlike the goyslop you posted. Reconsider everything about yourself, and do not visit this board until you've done so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 01:10:24 2022 No.18396211 >>18393958 >cigs pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 02:28:42 2022 No.18396427 For me, it's flavored greek yogurt, espresso, and a half glass of OJ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 07:55:51 2022 No.18397154 >>18396427 >espresso and OJ disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 07:58:49 2022 No.18397161 >>18395205 larpign as a boomer conservative isn’t cool or edgy bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 08:26:05 2022 No.18397186 >>18397161 Truer words were never spoken

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 10:57:16 2022 No.18397341 >>18395197 So comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:01:58 2022 No.18397350 File: 33 KB, 1000x1193, 1662412426320319.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DUDE CAFFEINE AND CIGS LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:11:35 2022 No.18397373 >>18393958 rollies AND no filter? get a real job you fuckin' heathen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:14:27 2022 No.18397382 File: 174 KB, 682x276, 1662767535598.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Caffeine is one of the worst ongoing substance experiments and should be outlawed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 12:49:32 2022 No.18397544 replace the tobacco with cannabis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 12:57:50 2022 No.18397566 >>18397382 t: spider

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 13:06:46 2022 No.18397589 File: 2.63 MB, 3120x4160, myasshurts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18393958

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 13:38:38 2022 No.18397644 >>18397154 >He hasn't taken the espressOJ pill Make an espresso sunrise by filling a glass with OJ and pour a shot of espresso over the top

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 14:55:27 2022 No.18397800 Adults don't eat breakfast

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:07:38 2022 No.18397819 File: 142 KB, 1280x791, sushi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a kid and I want to eat my fill of sushi in the morning!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:23:32 2022 No.18397857 >>18396207 >goyslop Post bod.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:49:14 2022 No.18397898 >>18394103 Except homegrowing tobacky is near impossible, now kill yourself teen edgetard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:06:13 2022 No.18397951 File: 188 KB, 640x480, E7F806B3-3AE9-468F-AF25-1915BAD52342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18397898 Real difficult bud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:07:06 2022 No.18397956 >>18397951 Now dry it for five years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:10:40 2022 No.18397966 File: 325 KB, 1280x958, A85D4AFE-3632-4E29-8410-94A4959ABB65.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18397956 Lol it takes 2 weeks in the barn Seethe more citynigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 18:41:25 2022 No.18398259 File: 11 KB, 248x252, wow, it's fucking nothing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure, here's a better breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:00:42 2022 No.18398303 >>18393958

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:06:04 2022 No.18398322 File: 9 KB, 224x224, herion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18393958

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:21:30 2022 No.18398353 File: 1.61 MB, 3122x3023, 1661143936038179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me it's a baconeggncheesewitsaltpeppeketchuponaroll From the nearest deli or bodega and enjoyed in my roach-infested slumlord-owned apartment

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 19:53:30 2022 No.18398434 >>18397589 nice shoop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:14:53 2022 No.18398502 Replace coke with black coffee mixed with a shot of jim beam

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:17:04 2022 No.18398511 >>18398259 I did exactly that back when I was in high school. The habit stuck with me for over a decade now. If I ate breakfast and go to school I would probably shit myself on the way there so I stopped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:18:48 2022 No.18398518 >>18397382 Anon, chemical compounds don't affect people the same way they affect bugs. They don't even affect people the same way they affect other mammals. Your dog can die from eating chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:18:58 2022 No.18398520 >>18394052 i too love eating spoons with my cigarette

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:21:23 2022 No.18398529 >>18398518 Caffeine fucks with your sleep very much, and because sleep is critically important to a human's wellbeing it should be properly used, which no one ever does

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:23:02 2022 No.18398537 >>18398529 I sleep just fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:23:38 2022 No.18398538 >>18398537 If you need caffeine to jump start your morning you aren't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:24:00 2022 No.18398539 >>18398529 If you're sensitive to it then don't take it past 1pm or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:26:42 2022 No.18398550 >>18398539 You shouldn't be taking it past 1pm regardless, caffeine has a half time of 5-7 hours, meaning it'll take you a long time to get rid of

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:29:51 2022 No.18398561 >>18398550 What, you go to bed at 8PM?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:31:29 2022 No.18398569 >>18398538 Thats not reflective of the quality of sleep. It's reflective only on the need of caffiene to wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 20:32:30 2022 No.18398573 >>18398550 It's 1:30 pm and I'm drinking coffee right now. Fuck you.

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