Now this is food

[Anonymous No.18387475]

Imagine not living in NYC. Able to eat incredible cuisine from any country in the world instead of bland ass white people shit.

[Anonymous No.18387479]

>>18387475
As much as I want to try Ethiopian food, I'd honestly rather live in Ethiopia than NYC. Not worth it.

[Anonymous No.18387480]

>>18387475
>Rags and dog shit

I'll pass

[Anonymous No.18387501]

>>18387475
this looks like actual dogshit

[Anonymous No.18387503]

>bland ass white people shit
this is your brain filled with goyslop

[Anonymous No.18387514]

i'm sorry but even after having it 10+ times i still do not like anything about injera

[Anonymous No.18387521]

>NOOOOOO I NEED MY SEASONINGS AND MYSTERY MEETS I CAN'T JUST EAT PURE, FARM-RAISED CHICKEN WITH A LITTLE BIT OF SALT AND PEPPER AND VEGGIES WHERES THE HECKING MSG AND FOOD COLORINGS AND CUMIN???

[Anonymous No.18387525]

>>18387521
Based enjoyer of the food God provides us

[Anonymous No.18387527]

>>18387521
other than no herbs or pepper on the veggies that looks scrumptious. Chicken looks fine and tatos look like me ma used to make (from the packet but lovingly seasoned and with butter)

[Anonymous No.18387528]

>>18387521
What the fuck gives you the impression that Ethiopian food has msg and food coloring in it?

[Anonymous No.18387530]

I'll give the Ethiopian restaurants credit for presenting a novel experience for Westerners. Native Indian food is normally eaten with hands too from what I understand, but if you go to an Indian restaurant, you get a white tablecloth and plates and utensils. But the Ethiopes dgaf, and if you didn't do some reading online then you'll have no idea what's going on.

The bread (their "naan", idk what it's called) is moist, spongy, but not at all bad. The various purees were all tasty, even though I usually had no idea wtf I was eating. I've taken legit boomers to Ethiopian places and we all had a nice, fun time.

The country gets memed on a lot, but it has a lot of interesting history, and Ethiopian girls tend to be pretty beautiful.

>>18387479
Your instincts are not wrong, and you can find Ethiopian enclaves in much much smaller urban areas too, at least on the East Coast. The fantasy of living in a cosmopolitan wonderland that never sleeps where you can get authentic Chinese delivered to your $2,500/month studio at 4:00am in five minutes sounds nice, but now the city just gives me headaches.

>>18387475
It's indeed hard to go back once you've gotten used to having so many options. But I guess all we really need is the recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0&t=79s

[Anonymous No.18387601]

>>18387475
>wipe ass with hand
>eat food with hand
The ethnic experience ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.18387654]

>>18387475
Ethiopian food is not that hard to find, but yes, I'm in a relatively big European city and even if there's a lot of different restaurants, there's still plenty of cuisines I can't find here.
That said, going to a restaurant isn't the same thing as going to the country itself. There's a lot of regional variation you won't be able to find from abroad.

[Anonymous No.18387714]

Ethiopian restaurants are pretty easy to find anywhere, dum dum. They're also pretty much all the same.

[Anonymous No.18387722]

>>18387527
>>18387525
>>18387521
Oh nononon

[Anonymous No.18387726]

>>18387475
new york city is stressful and loud. i don't see how people live there. I'd rather eat bad food in the woods any day.

[Anonymous No.18387729]

>>18387528
> not living in NYC. Able to eat incredible cuisine from any country in the world

Did you read the OP you lazy shitter. Seriously fuck you retard.

[Anonymous No.18387730]

>>18387475
Bruh they have ethiopian food even in Texas.

[Anonymous No.18387758]

N.Y. stinks like literally smells, can hardly wait to get outta there, when I do I take off my clothes and wash them...twice.

[Anonymous No.18387762]

>>18387475
name an african restaurant that isn't injera memery
that's hard to come by

[Anonymous No.18387781]

>>18387475
>bland ass white people shit

[Anonymous No.18387792]

>>18387475
Ethiopian vegetable and meat curries are alright but the bread is fucking garbage. Used to live in an area with a lot of Ethiopians. Good coffee too. But fuck that bread, it's shit and the cheap places stuff it in everything to stretch out the food. Also fuck off with your racism

[Anonymous No.18387797]

>>18387762
We used to know a Ghanian (Ghanese? Ghanish?) restaurant. The owner was a huge asshole, or troll, or both, business genius either way. He could shit on a plate and karens would eat it up on Instagram out of liberal guilt, plus the customers had no basis for comparison, "maybe this is just how Ghanainian food is", nobody brave enough to complain. Now that I think about it, he might not have even been Ghanoid, maybe just a black guy with a dashiki and fake accent running a long con.

[Anonymous No.18387809]

>>18387781
Is there a corn variety I'm not aware of? To me that's just chicken feed.

[Anonymous No.18387827]

>>18387475
what does it taste like

[Anonymous No.18387841]

>>18387475
Looks like a dog shit on my plate. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.18387847]

>>18387792
>Also fuck off with your racism
sensitive

[Anonymous No.18387850]

>>18387809
It's yellow corn with red potatoes, sausage and crawfish very good on a summer day with some beer and friends.
unless of course you are a douche, which you probably are

[Anonymous No.18387852]

>>18387475
The best Ethiopian food in rhe US is in DC and Northern Virginia

[Anonymous No.18387858]

>>18387781
>white people food isnt bland, look here is a load of literal river bugs that we boiled with some bland ass corn!

[Anonymous No.18387869]

>>18387781
if you're gonna try refute it, maybe don't post literal boiled potato, corn and bug

[Anonymous No.18387872]

[Anonymous No.18387887]

>>18387475
What did you pay for this plate of shit and dried flat bread?

[Anonymous No.18387895]

>>18387869
you've never had it have you?

[Anonymous No.18387924]

Los Angeles here. We have better food, better weather, and we're not some dense inner city shithole. Fuck New York

[Anonymous No.18387932]

>>18387475
>sea floor looking pancakes
>five types of shit
>a tiny tuft of lettuce and the cheapest slice of tomato possible
What is this supposed to even be?

[Anonymous No.18387957]

>>18387479
good ethiopian food in Minneapolis, surprisingly. lot of somalis, I guess

[Anonymous No.18387992]

>>18387957
Somalia and Ethiopia are different countries

[Anonymous No.18387993]

>>18387895
eat the bugs white boi

[Anonymous No.18388071]

Daily reminder that ethiopians are starving to death every day while tatooed ny arthoes spend the equivalent of a months food for the entire village on a single plate of poverty grub so they can post it on their instagrams

[Anonymous No.18388084]

>>18388071
So what

[Anonymous No.18388103]

>>18387475
I know right? Only NYC has restaurants from anywhere outside of their country. It's amazing that no one else does that.

[Anonymous No.18388109]

>>18387475
For me it’s steak tartare with anchovies and a side of melted butter and a side of teriyaki sauce

[Anonymous No.18388110]

>>18387847
maybe dont be a shitsucking fuckhead then, you mongoloid. go eat your sour bread

[Anonymous No.18388115]

>>18387993
>muh crustaceans are bugs
real brainlet hours. stick to your spongebread and liquid shit

[Anonymous No.18388118]

>>18387858
>poverty education
crustaceans arent bugs, maybe pay attention in school next time. black people eat crawfish boils too, you absolute cuisinelet and brainlet

[Anonymous No.18388121]

>>18388103
people like this are so pathetic lol. keep seething, but living in midtown making a fuckton of money and popping out two blocks over to a place covered in pictures of celebrities who visited, or going to lou reed's favorite diner a few blocks over, is just so fucking cool and lameos like you will never ever get to. i remember i caught david byrne's broadway show late last year and when it finished popped over to patsy's for a penne vodka and when i went back outside david byrne is riding his fucking bicycle down 56th so i wave to him and he waves back lmao. you will literally never, ever know what it's like to be somewhere where real people are.

[Anonymous No.18388133]

>>18387475
Or you can live anywhere else in NY and be able to travel to the city any time you want and not be a degenerate urbanite.

[Anonymous No.18388137]

>BUT THE FOOD
neck yourself redditor. I'll take stroganoff over starving african sloppa

[Anonymous No.18388139]

>>18388133
>being some filthy fucking long island shitbag or god forbid an upstate freak
fuck no lmao, I actually don't like to make friends with other people who aren't also in manhattan, when I meet people who go on and on about how great the bronx/queens/brooklyn is or how harlems really turning it around I just roll my fucking eyes. it's how eternal losers cope when they shoot for a bullseye and miss. "actually i prefer it over here" lmao.

[Anonymous No.18388172]

>>18388121
This has to be bait or a new pasta

[Anonymous No.18388174]

>>18388172
>tfw your everyday life is so incomprehensible to a hicksville lifer that he's convinced it was carefully designed in a lab specifically to upset him
i'm sorry i think i'm kind of throwing you off here, let me dumb it down for the hayseed audience. me big fun. you big dumb. you big, big ugly. me great. me big money. you no money. you sad, you angry. me laugh.

[Anonymous No.18388178]

>>18388174
I'm not complaining, I'm enjoying the delusion.

I wish I could eat in a restaurant with a picture of Lou Reed in it.

[Anonymous No.18388185]

>>18388178
no, hayseed. no picture. favorites. big like. big big like by big famous man. go to labor job. save coins. many months, save coin. hayseed can visit too. one day.

https://nypost.com/2015/04/12/visit-the-cafe-where-laurie-anderson-and-lou-reed-dined-weekly/

[Anonymous No.18388192]

>>18388185
Oh, that changes everything I should come visit sometime. Maybe you can show me a toilet that Bill Cosby pissed in.

[Anonymous No.18388198]

>>18388192
actually im glad i had the chance to make fun of you cause i'm taking the ferry over to see guys and dolls at the st george and was wanting to try something new and I'm excited to do this Russ & Daughters place tomorrow. so in a roundabout way, thanks! have a good one hayseed.

[Anonymous No.18388203]

>>18388198
Shit... and I was hoping you could show me where Vince Vaughan bought his toasters.

Enjoy your gay musical, fag!

[Anonymous No.18388214]

i remember, like 6 or 8 years ago, /ck/ went hard against ethiopian food, and made it into a meme. Not the "they have no food! lawl!!!!" meme, but rather how it was obnoxiously only pushed by trendy hipsters who wanted to seem enlightened, and the reality was it was fucking awful cuisine that masked its horrible ingredients with shitty spices.
And it makes sense... ethiopia is a shit hole that is probably more reliant on food aid than any other country in the world. The only people who get excited about its cuisine are retarded woke liberals who are desperately trying to find something to pat black people on the back over, and the best the could come up with is the cuisine from a nation of black people that is famously poor and incapable of feeding itself.

Its almost like a sketch comedy scene. The premise is so ridiculous that only a complete retard would think it was real(and yet it was, ethiopian food was a trend in like 2010-2015)

[Anonymous No.18388229]

>>18388174
Why are on 4 chan? Big money?

[Anonymous No.18388240]

Big money has been on here 4 1/2 hours, think big money would have better things to do in Manhatten.

[Anonymous No.18388244]

>>18388229
>you sad
>you angry
>me laugh

[Anonymous No.18388257]

>>18388244
>you stoopid
>you tiresome
>me yawn

[Anonymous No.18388361]

>>18388240
There's a line to get in to the deli that the Bee-Gees walked past one day.

[Anonymous No.18388365]

[Anonymous No.18388376]

>>18388139
>enjoying living in the hive of degeneracy
Really speaks volumes about yourself. You faggots are the reason all the farms are being shut down out on the East end. Congrats on actively wiping out a centuries old way of life just so retarded 20-somethings have an extra place to party ig?

[Anonymous No.18388849]

>>18387521
bit light on the vegetable, no?

[Anonymous No.18389039]

>>18387730
Dallas, TX is the restaurant capital of the US. Of course TX has Ethiopian food.

[Anonymous No.18389214]

Civilizations that had fresh foods did not use heavy spices to cover up the taste of rotting.

[Anonymous No.18389234]

>>18388365
>if you live on the coastal state you live in a city

[Anonymous No.18389268]

>>18387924
>a spread out choloscape is better
Wew, they both blow.

[Anonymous No.18389333]

>>18388139
something tells me you really do live in manhattan considering your disdain for the outer boroughs
dare i say... based

[Anonymous No.18389565]

>>18387781
The best thing about coonass sloppa is that the jews can't eat it or God will smite them.

[Anonymous No.18389573]

>>18388110
Rubbish swearing

[Anonymous No.18389617]

>>18387475
>Imagine not living in NYC. Able to eat incredible cuisine from any country in the world instead of bland ass white people shit.

[Anonymous No.18389624]

>>18387781
>southern cuisine
>white people food
lol
lmao, even

[Anonymous No.18389637]

>>18387503
>goy
>goy
>goy
Goy fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.18389720]

>>18387521

[Anonymous No.18389722]

>>18389617
>>Imagine being able to afford living in NYC.

[Anonymous No.18389843]

>>18388109
I'd mix all that together and make a righteous burger.

[Anonymous No.18390096]

>>18388240
Money doesn't cure autism

[Anonymous No.18390164]

>>18389039
>Dallas, TX is the restaurant capital of the US.
sounds like bullshit, but I believe it

[Anonymous No.18390170]

>>18387530
it's injera, how are flyovers this dumb?

[Anonymous No.18390175]

>>18388133
>living with a bunch of pink faced beetus beasts who invade the city in yankees apparel every time there's a game
no
go away
yankee stadium needs to be demolished and replaced with a chinese indoor mall

[Anonymous No.18390181]

>>18390175
>would rather live by niggers

[Anonymous No.18390189]

I really don't know what the hype is about this shit. The injera is far too sweet and the food is generally not that good. Perhaps it is due to the fact I went to an "Eritrean".

[Anonymous No.18390205]

>>18387852
>Ethiopian
> in DC and Northern Virginia
So many things make sense now

[Anonymous No.18390209]

>>18389234
>200% cope

[Anonymous No.18390228]

>>18390189
sweet? are you high?

[Anonymous No.18390234]

>>18387475
this looks utterly disgusting, plus I dont want to eat stuff that has been prepared and touched by niggers.

[Anonymous No.18390288]

>>18387475
Why does it look like they never give you enough bread to mop up all the mush with? Same deal with Indian restaurants. Dont skimp on the bread, assholes.

[Anonymous No.18390308]

>>18390288
t. the guy who screeches about portion sizes at fine dining joints he can't afford

I've never been to an ethiopian restaurant that didn't give you extra injera on the side

[Anonymous No.18390432]

>>18387475
>imagine not spending $4000 to live in a small apartment in a city full of mice and shit and trash

[Anonymous No.18390449]

>>18390432
>to (SHARE) a small apartment in a city full of mice and shit and trash
Fixed it for you bro

[Anonymous No.18390457]

>>18388121
>celebrity worshiper
Gross.

[Anonymous No.18390468]

>>18390175
>yankee stadium needs to be demolished
Well we can agree on that out least.

[Anonymous No.18390478]

>>18387475
Who shat on that plate?

[Anonymous No.18390559]

>>18390478
It's blended rat from his cupboard apartment.

[Anonymous No.18390958]

>>18387521
Veggies look steamed, and I personally enjoy the potato skins and a bit of greens stirred in, but would eat.

[Anonymous No.18390967]

>>18387475
>5 piles of barf on a pancake
>cuisine

[Anonymous No.18390977]

>>18387601
I like to just wipe my ass with the food.

[Anonymous No.18390985]

>>18388121
I can't believe this post lol

[Anonymous No.18391032]

>>18387781

[Anonymous No.18391062]

>>18388174
I grew up in NYC and moved out a few years ago. Can't imagine going back. Hustle-and-bustlecels going on about muh authentic ethnic food is just cope. NYC is a shithole. Everything is expensive, dealing with the subway that breaks down all the time, everything has a line, commute is long, can't afford real estate. Why does anyone live there?

[Anonymous No.18391068]

>>18390977
Good thing it will look the same

[Anonymous No.18391179]

I know it sounds weird but the places that are actually the most depressing are the medium sized towns in rural areas
>None of the charm of an actual small town
>Suburbs designed like you're in a major metro but you aren't
>All that is next to the major farm fields are chain restaurants so all of the fresh produce etc doesn't even get used
>Hours from the nearest major airport
If you want to live in a small town, do it right.